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Subject: Un-OOfficial Discussion Thread for: RAW (June 19, 2017)
janerd75
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posted on 6-20-2017 at 01:03 AM
Un-OOfficial Discussion Thread for: RAW (June 19, 2017)
What, y'all don't want to hear about what Roman's up to next?
"Well, life's a bitch n' then you marry one. Alls you know now is you're goin' into the bar tonight to get just fuckin'
interplanetary." - Wayne (Letterkenny)
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posted on 6-20-2017 at 01:05 AM
I do! It's fun to watch him list things!
You did it, Nibbles. Now chew through my ball sack.
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posted on 6-20-2017 at 01:08 AM
Joe's gonna kill him.
"Well, life's a bitch n' then you marry one. Alls you know now is you're goin' into the bar tonight to get just fuckin'
interplanetary." - Wayne (Letterkenny)
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posted on 6-20-2017 at 01:10 AM
I was about to ask how long it was going to take before Roman Superfisted Sa-Moa Joe OUTTA NOWHERE!!!11, but then he did it and THEN I asked. SCREW
YOU ROMAN, WAIT FOR YOUR DAMN CUE.
You did it, Nibbles. Now chew through my ball sack.
janerd75
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posted on 6-20-2017 at 01:29 AM
Remarkable how healthy Matt and Jeff look, but this version of the Boyz is a greatest hits act that will wear out its welcome in due time.
"Well, life's a bitch n' then you marry one. Alls you know now is you're goin' into the bar tonight to get just fuckin'
interplanetary." - Wayne (Letterkenny)
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posted on 6-20-2017 at 01:34 AM
quote:Originally posted by Il Palazzo
I do! It's fun to watch him list things!
Not everyone can make listing off things entertaining.
quote:Originally posted by janerd75
Remarkable how healthy Matt and Jeff look, but this version of the Boyz is a greatest hits act that will wear out its welcome in due time.
Dudley Boyz Reunion Tour 2.0 anyone? You'd think that if things get a little too stale while the legal kerfluffle with Anthem sorts itself out
they could hit the emergency heel turn button on ol' Matt and Jeff. For one, to my knowledge I don't think they've ever had a heel
run together in WWF/E. I mean, unless you count the New Brood run. Which I don't. Second, if the rights to the Broken-verse get cleared up, you
can use that as the semi-defacto faceturn for the Brotherz Hardy.
It could work, right?
Also:poor, poor Gallows & Anderson. They deserve a LOT better.
[Edited on 6/20/2017 by CM Crunk]
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posted on 6-20-2017 at 01:46 AM
Bo Dallas is still alive? And apparently channeling his inner Bryan Clark.
You did it, Nibbles. Now chew through my ball sack.
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posted on 6-20-2017 at 01:52 AM
quote:Originally posted by Il Palazzo
Bo Dallas is still alive? And apparently channeling his inner Bryan Clark.
He's got enough growth on his face now.....just put him with Bray, for christs' sake!
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posted on 6-20-2017 at 01:53 AM
Bo is trying to get fast-tracked to a title by stiffing the fuck out of FINNBALOR. It's the MODERN-DAY MAHARAJA WAY!
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posted on 6-20-2017 at 02:02 AM
Thanks to that WWE 2K18 commercial, Rollins can now be dubbed The Prop Slayer. I want to say he killed a lawnmower in it, but I didn't pay
enough attention. It wasn't the right size, but I was really hoping it was an extremely random Mexicools reference.
You did it, Nibbles. Now chew through my ball sack.
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posted on 6-20-2017 at 02:05 AM
Dear WWE, I don't give a good god aboot your video gayme commercial. Unless it has better stories in it. Oh good, time for Spooky to take
a mic Dooky.
"Well, life's a bitch n' then you marry one. Alls you know now is you're goin' into the bar tonight to get just fuckin'
interplanetary." - Wayne (Letterkenny)
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posted on 6-20-2017 at 02:09 AM
Rollins just talked about how the coolest guys when he was a kid were the guys on sports video game covers. He then name dropped Michael Jordan,
Peyton Manning, and Shawn Michaels....none of whom were on game covers when Seth would've been a kid (at the very least, not any of the marquee
franchises: Madden, NBA Live etc).
But I guess namedropping Tim Hardaway and Daunte Culpepper wouldn't have carried the same gravitas.
quote:Originally posted by Il Palazzo
Thanks to that WWE 2K18 commercial, Rollins can now be dubbed The Prop Slayer. I want to say he killed a lawnmower in it, but I didn't pay
enough attention. It wasn't the right size, but I was really hoping it was an extremely random Mexicools reference.
Don't forget
about that poor security guard that Seth murdered.
[Edited on 6-20-2017 by Cherokee Jack]
I'm Cherokee Jack!
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posted on 6-20-2017 at 02:11 AM
It's also good that WWE game covers don't seem to be cursed like Madden, since otherwise Seth just doomed us all.
You did it, Nibbles. Now chew through my ball sack.
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posted on 6-20-2017 at 02:11 AM
So they coconutted heads when Seth put his cheek into Bray's teeth, yes?
"Well, life's a bitch n' then you marry one. Alls you know now is you're goin' into the bar tonight to get just fuckin'
interplanetary." - Wayne (Letterkenny)
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posted on 6-20-2017 at 02:15 AM
That walk to the ring was like a microcosm of all of Bray's feuds. Spooky words, cool entrance, boom, flat on his ass.
Meanwhile, I'm just like this whenever I hear "BLEP!" every Monday night.
Edit: I don't know if it's been mentioned in recent RAM Threads, but is anybody else also relieved that Booker is still on commentary even
after Otunga came back?
[Edited on 6/20/2017 by CM Crunk]
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posted on 6-20-2017 at 02:22 AM
This Graves/Angle hoopla is reaching Twin Peaks of obtusocity.
And I suppose there's one positive regarding tonight's WWE programming...
ETA: Huh, Titus as a manager. I....like? Also, Neville: Best Heel In The E. There, I said it.
[Edited on 6-20-2017 by janerd75]
"Well, life's a bitch n' then you marry one. Alls you know now is you're goin' into the bar tonight to get just fuckin'
interplanetary." - Wayne (Letterkenny)
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posted on 6-20-2017 at 02:41 AM
quote:Originally posted by Cherokee Jack
Rollins just talked about how the coolest guys when he was a kid were the guys on sports video game covers. He then name dropped Michael Jordan,
Peyton Manning, and Shawn Michaels....none of whom were on game covers when Seth would've been a kid (at the very least, not any of the marquee
franchises: Madden, NBA Live etc).
But I guess namedropping Tim Hardaway and Daunte Culpepper wouldn't have carried the same gravitas.
THIS kind of research is why I like
hanging out here. I'm not even being sarcastic, or other form of bad internetizen. I thought it sounded weird, Seth's list, because
I'm older than he is and those guys were on games in my day...
I think this R-Truth/Goldust feud exists solely for me. I'm truly touched by the Golden Globes Goan Git Got world tour.
"It's a WWE tradition, to do something un-right." --Paddlefoot
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posted on 6-20-2017 at 02:50 AM
God, I really hope they don't decide to pull a B�lor/Reigns here with Joe and give Roman his win back.
Got my fingers crossed that the Braun injury timeline is a work right now. It's been too long since Roman's been properly annihilated on
my TV.
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posted on 6-20-2017 at 03:02 AM
Well, I have my potential highlight for tonight's RAM! Someone with a LOCALIZE MOTHER 3 sign I just noticed.
You did it, Nibbles. Now chew through my ball sack.
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posted on 6-20-2017 at 03:05 AM
^^^ I understood that reference. ^^^
quote:Originally posted by janerd75
This Graves/Angle hoopla is reaching Twin Peaks of obtusocity.
ETA: Huh, Titus as a manager. I....like? Also, Neville: Best Heel In The E. There, I said it.
[Edited on 6-20-2017 by janerd75]
I thought you loved the Peaks? And I agree with liking Titus. Not gonna get behind the E-Cup as much,
though. Soz, Janz.
Tiddies?
I said Tiddies, and even BRAAAAAGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH came to the party. Now I see how Janerdstyle works.
[Edited on 6-20-2017 by Count Zero]
"It's a WWE tradition, to do something un-right." --Paddlefoot
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posted on 6-20-2017 at 03:06 AM
OUR HERO RETURNS! New highlight!
Edit: Another highlight!
[Edited on 6-20-2017 by Il Palazzo]
You did it, Nibbles. Now chew through my ball sack.
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posted on 6-20-2017 at 03:07 AM
quote:Originally posted by CM Crunk
Got my fingers crossed that the Braun injury timeline is a work right now. It's been too long since Roman's been properly annihilated on
my TV.
Okay....that was a nice trick.
Now, make Bray pull Bo into his "flock" or whatever...
(I seriously JUST read your post, and then 10 seconds later BEEEEP BEEEP BEEEP BEEEP)
[Edited on 6-20-2017 by Ortonmustdie]
[Edited on 6-20-2017 by Ortonmustdie]
janerd75
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posted on 6-20-2017 at 03:12 AM
PUSH HIS STOOL! PUSH HIS STOOL! PUSH HIS STOOL!
"Well, life's a bitch n' then you marry one. Alls you know now is you're goin' into the bar tonight to get just fuckin'
interplanetary." - Wayne (Letterkenny)
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posted on 6-20-2017 at 03:16 AM
quote:Originally posted by CM Crunk
Got my fingers crossed that the Braun injury timeline is a work right now. It's been too long since Roman's been properly annihilated on
my TV.
You know, everyone says it's not supposed to make sense, like that's the whole point, dude. And I'm just saying, you know,
that's like an excuse for lazy storytelling. Just don't sell me shite and tell me it's gold, all right? I might be stoned, but
I'm not high. You know what I mean?
- Cassidy from Preacher, commenting on The Big Lebowski and/or professional wrestling
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posted on 6-20-2017 at 03:21 AM
Maggle just said "Bear Magic" with a presumably straight face. I'm still giggling like a teenager over here.
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aboot your video gayme commercial. Unless it has better stories in it. Oh good, time for Spooky to take
a mic Dooky. 
