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Subject: OOfficial Ratings/Discussion Thread for: RAW (September 19, 2011)
theflammablemanimal
The Immortal One
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posted on 9-22-2011 at 10:10 PM
Everyone sitting together for the draft has always been stupid, especially when, say, everyone cheers that their show just drafted a psycho known for
kicking people in the head.
The first undisputed OO draft champion of the world
Get the pistons pumping and let the pigeons loose on my yambag
wings76fan
Fella
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posted on 9-23-2011 at 05:06 AM
Surprised no one else pointed out Mark Henry's blatant choking of Jim Ross with his tie. If that isn't reason for Daniel Bryan to cash in
his Money in the Bank contract earlier than Wrestlemania, I don't know what else is.
(bonus: the resulting squash would forever make Daniel Bryan the punchline for Cole as the first man to cash in and not win)
bochogy
ButtViper
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posted on 9-23-2011 at 05:53 AM
For all things that are happening, WWE seems to push things to be "chaotic".
...and if you somehow agree with what's happening.
The Riot Act
Hot, Spicy, ICHIBAN!!!
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posted on 9-23-2011 at 09:16 AM
quote:Originally posted by S Kid J E T S 48
This was an early gathering in locker rooms...bonus...Jim Ross calling a mop a kendo stick.
Mero/Johnny B. Badd's reaction at 0:30 is freaking priceless.
Doug Almighty
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posted on 9-23-2011 at 11:04 AM
quote:Originally posted by theflammablemanimal
Everyone sitting together for the draft has always been stupid, especially when, say, everyone cheers that their show just drafted a psycho known for
kicking people in the head.
Definitely.
The inter-brand matches on those shows, which have the stipulation "Winning this match means that someone is drafted to your brand" are stupid too.
Goes beyond attention-to-detail as well, they're stupid from an overt motivational perspective.
We know wrestlers are inclined to fear for their spots, and have to claw their way to the top etc. So, in reality, the last thing they'd want is
other top superstars from the other brand coming in to potentially displace them on the card etc. Yet they're busting their ass in those matches
to ensure that very thing? And then smiling like a goof about it when the announcement is made etc? Lame.
In those moments, it's like WWE is set in a 'Sesame Street' kinda universe, rather than the actual universe.
Dominator
And I am AWESOME
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posted on 9-23-2011 at 09:39 PM
Ummm... they are in a Sesame Street universe... it's NOT REAL. But if you insist on viable willing suspension of disbelief, how about this:
Hastily-Written Memo (or e-mail or text or whatever you prefer) To All WWE In-Ring Talent
As you may have heard, tonight's Main Event features John Cena and CM Punk in a tag match against R-Truth and The Miz. The management would
like to encourage you to join your colleagues in watching the match on high-definition flat screens out in the atrium just off the main entryway to
the stage. At the suggestion of Eric Cartman, punch and pie will be provided.
Afterwards, WWE Chief Operating Officer, Triple H, will address the roster before you leave the arena for our next destination at approximately five
minutes past the hour.
Whether or not you choose to watch the match with your colleagues is your decision, however, your presence at the subsequent meeting is mandatory.
As usual with these gatherings, any attempt or threat of physical violence against another performer will result in disciplinary action up to and
including fines, suspensions, and termination.
This message will self-destruct in 30 seconds.
Everybody happy?
salmonjunkie
American Dream
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posted on 9-24-2011 at 12:39 AM
quote:Originally posted by Doug Almighty
In those moments, it's like WWE is set in a 'Sesame Street' kinda universe, rather than the actual universe.
Well, the Muppets are guest hosting soon...
Personally, I think he�s a [freaking homosexual].
JB KING
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posted on 9-24-2011 at 01:20 AM
You know, if Miz wasnt in this picture this may be the most mistakenly racist photo WWE has ever made. So how do we get it even more disturbing?
hmmm, nah.
Getting warmer...
Bingo.
Two time Winner for 2010 Breakthrough Poster of the Year Award. You read that right.
XBL Gamertag: JB KING
TheGuest
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posted on 9-24-2011 at 03:27 PM
Wow, that's something else JB.
TheGuest: That annoying chat dude.
�
[TheGuest] That's great, they kick him all over his torso and head and what does he sell? His knee.
[Dougie 2.0] Khalis kneebone is connected to his headbone
[Tommy D] Same way Welker hurt his knee.
[Sportsguy] Welker was jumped by the Nexus?
[Tommy D] yes they were so quick you couldn't even see them
[BC] you can't see me?
bochogy
ButtViper
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posted on 9-25-2011 at 04:02 AM
Wow JBL looked like a badass there
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C.MontgomeryPunk
Man of a Thousand Holds
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posted on 9-25-2011 at 05:10 AM
Who's the guy on the left in the blue shorts - Tyler Reks?
I remember Eddie Guerrero.
joerizal
Showstopper
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posted on 9-25-2011 at 06:06 AM
^Drew McIntyre.
Also, there were Percy Watson and Brodus Clay sightings. On that note, Percy Watson is now involved in the ongoing and neverending NXT season.
my av is a burger.
bochogy
ButtViper
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posted on 9-25-2011 at 07:08 AM
Seems like WWE has been using the formula to have gangbang's on every ending lately this past week.
