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posted on 10-8-2015 at 09:46 PM
New cans installed. Outcome: successful.
You know, everyone says it's not supposed to make sense, like that's the whole point, dude. And I'm just saying, you know,
that's like an excuse for lazy storytelling. Just don't sell me shite and tell me it's gold, all right? I might be stoned, but
I'm not high. You know what I mean?
- Cassidy from Preacher, commenting on The Big Lebowski and/or professional wrestling
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posted on 1-21-2016 at 11:49 PM
Few pics of Celeste Bonin on here. Nothing naughty shown, but lots of nekkidness so I'd err on the side of caution by saying NSFW:
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posted on 4-7-2016 at 06:08 PM
Goddamn.......
You know, everyone says it's not supposed to make sense, like that's the whole point, dude. And I'm just saying, you know,
that's like an excuse for lazy storytelling. Just don't sell me shite and tell me it's gold, all right? I might be stoned, but
I'm not high. You know what I mean?
- Cassidy from Preacher, commenting on The Big Lebowski and/or professional wrestling
janerd75
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posted on 4-7-2016 at 06:26 PM
Her face is so tight when she smiles and winks with one eye it pulls the other'n down. I'd hate to see what happened if she made an
"O" face while a guy was inside her. Her dude's piece is either made out of rebar or has been forged to look like the knife strap-on from
"Seven".
My fave...TO VALHALLA! ALL SHINY AND CHRO...UH, FLESH TONED!!!
"It will happen when it happens and not a moment before." - Me
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posted on 4-7-2016 at 06:47 PM
That south Florida muscle porn scene looks kinda wild.
You know, everyone says it's not supposed to make sense, like that's the whole point, dude. And I'm just saying, you know,
that's like an excuse for lazy storytelling. Just don't sell me shite and tell me it's gold, all right? I might be stoned, but
I'm not high. You know what I mean?
- Cassidy from Preacher, commenting on The Big Lebowski and/or professional wrestling
janerd75
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posted on 4-7-2016 at 06:52 PM
I Googled "south Florida muscle porn". Am disappoint.
"It will happen when it happens and not a moment before." - Me
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posted on 4-7-2016 at 07:14 PM
Just because someone says it doesn't mean you have to oogly moogly googly it. Ninety-nine times out of a hundred it's clearly safer not
to.
[Edited on 4/7/2016 by Paddlefoot]
You know, everyone says it's not supposed to make sense, like that's the whole point, dude. And I'm just saying, you know,
that's like an excuse for lazy storytelling. Just don't sell me shite and tell me it's gold, all right? I might be stoned, but
I'm not high. You know what I mean?
- Cassidy from Preacher, commenting on The Big Lebowski and/or professional wrestling
janerd75
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posted on 4-7-2016 at 07:32 PM
But I cain't heps it, paw.
"It will happen when it happens and not a moment before." - Me
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posted on 4-7-2016 at 07:44 PM
One of her recent instagram posts confirmed what I said before. In her last few months with WWE the stress of life on the road and a ruined workout
schedule was causing her to chunk out and she hated it. That was the main reason she quit. She's got an endomorphic body type, according to
Ahnold's bodybuilding encyclopedia*, which means she had to work out about twice as hard as the other girls do to maintain the look. Kind of a
dream existence in marrying a rich guy and hanging out at a gym all day long but there's no denying she has to put in the hours for this
lifestyle.
*an absolutely fascinating book, even for those that don't work out, which I highly recommend to anyone just for information's sake
[Edited on 4/7/2016 by Paddlefoot]
You know, everyone says it's not supposed to make sense, like that's the whole point, dude. And I'm just saying, you know,
that's like an excuse for lazy storytelling. Just don't sell me shite and tell me it's gold, all right? I might be stoned, but
I'm not high. You know what I mean?
- Cassidy from Preacher, commenting on The Big Lebowski and/or professional wrestling
Paddlefoot
Rocco Rock of Jabroni
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posted on 4-17-2016 at 01:41 AM
Whoa! Tig ol' bitties!
Weird context. Must be a Florida (where every decent thing goes to die) thing.
You know, everyone says it's not supposed to make sense, like that's the whole point, dude. And I'm just saying, you know,
that's like an excuse for lazy storytelling. Just don't sell me shite and tell me it's gold, all right? I might be stoned, but
I'm not high. You know what I mean?
- Cassidy from Preacher, commenting on The Big Lebowski and/or professional wrestling
janerd75
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posted on 4-17-2016 at 02:11 AM
Christ HeySOOS! Since I am on my phone and cannot articulate in the manner (manor?) I am infamous for, i.e. gifs, allow me to use Teh Wordmusiks...As
a repentant Florida Man that is disgusted by high end Nip/Tuck Florida Gym Grrrrls, Celeste Bone-In is the hottest Flarrida Collegen Injection Mech
Suit I've evar seen't.
"It will happen when it happens and not a moment before." - Me
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posted on 4-27-2016 at 05:15 AM
More weirdness from south Florida, where the Bonin household is becoming more and more like a set for a live action Heavy Metal magazine movie and/or
a Julie Strain softcore porn shoot.
You know, everyone says it's not supposed to make sense, like that's the whole point, dude. And I'm just saying, you know,
that's like an excuse for lazy storytelling. Just don't sell me shite and tell me it's gold, all right? I might be stoned, but
I'm not high. You know what I mean?
- Cassidy from Preacher, commenting on The Big Lebowski and/or professional wrestling
janerd75
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posted on 4-27-2016 at 06:34 AM
May as well git 'em all up. I hope in the coming era of .gov bread and circuses under President Trump I'm at least treated to the finest
in sex robots and that it looks like Kaitlyn. And if it's Hillary I guess since I'll be forced to transition lest I get Nakoula'd to
a FEMA camp, I hope I can at least make a request for a Caitlyn sex robot with '70 era Olympic body design. No bush though, 'cause
that'd be weird.
God, what I wouldn't give for a hard rockin', tits and ass, swords and Sci-Fi live action version of Heavy Metal.
"It will happen when it happens and not a moment before." - Me
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posted on 4-28-2016 at 04:02 AM
quote:Originally posted by janerd75
God, what I wouldn't give for a hard rockin', tits and ass, swords and Sci-Fi live action version of Heavy Metal.
.... I
didn't even dig the original that much (it was okay, weird, and .. well, okay), and these pictures have ME clamoring for some Heavy Metal
'remake' action.
Is it a remake if the original had animated tits & ass, and the new one has the realworld version? or a reinterpretation, or.. God that girl is
hawt. I forget what I was talking aboot.
"It's a WWE tradition, to do something un-right." --Paddlefoot
Paddlefoot
Rocco Rock of Jabroni
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You know, everyone says it's not supposed to make sense, like that's the whole point, dude. And I'm just saying, you know,
that's like an excuse for lazy storytelling. Just don't sell me shite and tell me it's gold, all right? I might be stoned, but
I'm not high. You know what I mean?
- Cassidy from Preacher, commenting on The Big Lebowski and/or professional wrestling
janerd75
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posted on 4-29-2016 at 09:09 AM
quote:Originally posted by Paddlefoot
Weird muscley porned-up freakshow continues.......
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posted on 5-30-2017 at 11:45 PM
Could be leaked by her large angry husband. There's a bad divorce going on with them. He already tried to seize her clothing products line from
her. Soft core porn value was good, hopefully it leads to hard core soon. Celeb Jihad comments remain some of the best as usual.
You know, everyone says it's not supposed to make sense, like that's the whole point, dude. And I'm just saying, you know,
that's like an excuse for lazy storytelling. Just don't sell me shite and tell me it's gold, all right? I might be stoned, but
I'm not high. You know what I mean?
- Cassidy from Preacher, commenting on The Big Lebowski and/or professional wrestling
, what I wouldn't give for a hard rockin', tits and ass, swords and Sci-Fi live action version of Heavy Metal. 
