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posted on 11-2-2007 at 02:25 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Your Current Top 3 Hotties List

Sure, this is something that 12-year-olds should probably be doing (no offense to any 12-year-olds that post on here) but, after seeing Ms. Brooks last night on TNA, it made me think of who would be in my top 3 right now. I believe it would be as follows -

1. Melina - As long as she's around, she is my default #1.

2. Ms. Brooks - I don't know if it's the glasses or what, but she is FINE.

3. tie - Mickey James/Karen Angle - They are both freakin' hot. I can't choose.

Yes, I do love the brunettes, as you might be able to tell. What about you other dudes (or girls) on here? What's your ranking? Punker, I know you've got some thoughts/opinions.





Originally posted by punkerhardcore -

"Seriously, Rock Band > Guitar Hero. Guitar Hero is like the cute girl who makes out with you for the first time, which is awesome because it's new and exciting. Then Rock Band comes along and is like the chick who blows you your junior year of high school... and then that first girl just doesn't look quite so fun anymore."

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posted on 11-2-2007 at 02:46 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
1. Melina. What Gooker said.



2. Torrie Wilson. Still a fave.




3. Michelle McCool. Replaces ECW Brooke for obvoius reasons.








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posted on 11-2-2007 at 03:24 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
That gif of Melina saying "Your Mom" to some fan is fucking GOLD.


Time to let the hormones run wild!!!

In the running: Mickie James, Michelle McCool, Maria, Kelly Kelly, SoCalVal, Victoria, Beth Phoenix, Gail Kim.

As it depends on the mood I'm in (and just how they look at any particular time), if I had to pick 3? Right now?


SoCalVal
Michelle McCool
Kelly Kelly

If Beth looked more like she looked when she debuted (ie: a bit softer), she'd probably be in there. And, I'm not entirely sure why, but I've started taking more of a liking towards Kelly, as opposed to Maria lately... And Mickie needs to back to redhead. Brunette ain't bad, but redhead Mickie = HOT.





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posted on 11-2-2007 at 03:40 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
I'll play your game of "post images of three hot, hot women". Does that make me a misogynist? I'm going to count down, because it's more fun for me that way.

3.)
Layla El. If I voted for Divas. I'd have voted for Layla. Strangely enough, she dropped places when she straightened her hair.

2.)
Lilian Garcia. I would like to comfort her after her album bombed. With my tongue.

1.)
Gail Kim. Gail Kim may be be enough to convince me there's a god, because that can't be an accident.

Honorable mentions: Shelly Martinez without the tan, ODB (she's dirty), Melina, & Vickie Guerrero, who is very MILFy, for lack of a better fake word






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posted on 11-2-2007 at 03:47 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
ODB and Victoria? Man.

Brooke formerly of ECW
Michelle McCool
Karen Angle

That's my mood at the moment. Mickie James, Maria, Gail Kim, Christy Hemme, Angel Williams, Lacey, Talia Madison, So Cal Val... all in the mix on a regular basis.

[Edited on 11-2-2007 by LuckyLopez]





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posted on 11-2-2007 at 04:17 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
#1 - Gail Kim
#2 - Gail Kim
#3 - Gail Kim

Honourable Mention - Gail Kim

Anyone who lists any other woman is obviously not spending enough time looking at Gail.

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posted on 11-2-2007 at 05:01 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Brooke from ECW probably would've been my #2 before she got fired/quit. That girl was so, so fine. Brooke...we hardly knew ye.





Originally posted by punkerhardcore -

"Seriously, Rock Band > Guitar Hero. Guitar Hero is like the cute girl who makes out with you for the first time, which is awesome because it's new and exciting. Then Rock Band comes along and is like the chick who blows you your junior year of high school... and then that first girl just doesn't look quite so fun anymore."

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posted on 11-2-2007 at 05:13 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
1 - Maria
2 - Michelle McCool
3 - Brooke (shed a tear)

Brooke wasn't even around enough for me to express my love for her! Oh well, she'll likely be forgotten as fast as Amy Weber.

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posted on 11-2-2007 at 05:21 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
1. Mickie James
2. Gail Kim
3. Melina (bring back the frickin' skirt, wwe!)
Honourable mention: Maria, since her recent direction in attire.





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posted on 11-2-2007 at 05:45 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
1. Melina - no contest

2. Mickie James - VA knows how to grow 'em

3. Shelley Martinez - i like my women a li'l freaky





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posted on 11-2-2007 at 06:11 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
mine switches around a lot.

Right now it's probably:

1. Maria - Hot Hot Hot Hot Hot
2. Christy Hemme - I love redheads and she comes across like a dirty whore. I love it.
3. [tie] Karen Angle - Now THAT's a MILF!
[tie] Talia Madison/Velvet Sky's ass.

But these have certainly been top 3 and could be again in the near future: Mickie James, Melina, Ariel, Gail Kim, So Cal Val.

Edited because Ms. Brooks is a butterface without the glasses.

[Edited on 1-11-2008 by salmonjunkie]





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posted on 11-2-2007 at 08:25 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Difficult, but not so much:

1- Christy Hemme
2- Maria
3- Mickie James

Honorable Mentions: Layla with straight hair, Melina with her hair not all wild, and of course, even though they aren't around anymore, Trish and Stacy Keibler.

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posted on 11-2-2007 at 08:32 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
I totally forgot about Christy Hemme. I think she has actually gotten hotter since she's been in TNA and would easily get an "honorable mention" from me.

Edit - I was at the PPV where Torrie rocked that TINY bikini in Williamssl's post. It was in a bikini contest with Sable at Judgment Day. She was basically naked. And it was the closest I've ever come to getting an arousal during a live event.

[Edited on 11-2-2007 by gobbledygooker]





Originally posted by punkerhardcore -

"Seriously, Rock Band > Guitar Hero. Guitar Hero is like the cute girl who makes out with you for the first time, which is awesome because it's new and exciting. Then Rock Band comes along and is like the chick who blows you your junior year of high school... and then that first girl just doesn't look quite so fun anymore."

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posted on 11-2-2007 at 09:28 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Kristal was fired! I'm on strike. Only boobs I'm looking at are Big Daddy V's!!

[Edited on 11-2-2007 by Shaggy]

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posted on 11-2-2007 at 10:30 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
1. Christy Hemme - I don't know, maybe her taste in music has something to do with it.

2. Mickie James

3. Gail Kim

Honourable mentions: Molly Holly, Victoria, Torrie (she still does it for me)

[Edited on 11-2-2007 by The Riot Act]

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posted on 11-2-2007 at 11:15 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
1) Talia Madison
2) Shelley Martinez although she was way hotter as Ariel. I have a thing for goth chicks
3) Maria





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posted on 11-2-2007 at 11:20 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
#1 Mickie James shes freakin hot!
#2 Christie Hemme Im liking the whole package plus i hear she's flexible(see last nights IMPACT)
#3 Karen Angle "...if your into the whole married women thing" WELL YES I AM

NOTE: its a damn damn shame they just released Brooke from ECW because she woulda been on top

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posted on 11-3-2007 at 12:14 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by GeniusIQ
Difficult, but not so much:

1- Christy Hemme
2- Maria
3- Mickie James


Those are mine too. But I'd put Mickie at #1, Christy at #2 and Maria at #3.

A lot of Melina love in here. She's ok and all... but I've never really been into Mexican chicks that much.





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posted on 11-3-2007 at 01:18 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by punkerhardcore
A lot of Melina love in here. She's ok and all... but I've never really been into Mexican chicks that much.


There's this mexican chick that I'm totally in to.

YOUR MOTHER!





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posted on 11-3-2007 at 01:25 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Except my mom isn't even Mexican, you lame ass.





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posted on 11-3-2007 at 01:49 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
YEAH!? WELL YOUR FATHER IS AND ITS SEXUALLY TRANSMITTED!

LIKE HERPES!

WHICH YOU KNOW PLENTY ABOUT!

FAG!





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posted on 11-3-2007 at 05:06 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
I didn't know who Ms Brooks was and now I need to go pleasure myself to her tna gallery. Don't know how to save from tna's flash but this picture bumped her up to number 1 for me:
http://www.tnawrestling.com/component/option,com_expose/Itemid,107/

Poor Maria gets knocked down to number 2:


And no one has Maryse. I've never seen her on tv but she's frickin hot!


And that puts Mickie at 4th, poor girl.

eta: Well, that didn't work at all. The ms Brooks pic was the one where she's pulling up her white t shirt, and the photobucket isn't showing the pictures. Is it cause I'm a newbie?


[Edited on 11-3-2007 by doctorb]

[Edited on 11-3-2007 by doctorb]





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posted on 11-4-2007 at 07:06 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
1) Mickie James
2) Michelle McCool
3) Cheerleader Melissa or Talia Madison

dead last) Torrie Wilson

And when I say dead last, I'm just talking about the supposed hot chicks, Kong and Mae, etc not included. I don't know what it is about Torrie, but she makes me sick.

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posted on 11-5-2007 at 07:28 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
My tastes are apparently similar in some ways to many others, but with one woman that hasn't really been much selected.

#1 - Maria

Can be equally cute or sexy, looks good in a variety of outfits, and is paired with the best reason to watch Raw, Santino Marella.

#2 - Beth Phoenix

Yeah, she's muscular and kind of scary, but there's just something about her that's mesmerizing. Plus, what can I say, I kind of like a girl who can kick my ass.

#3 - Christy Hemme

Loved her ever since she wore that cheerleader outfit while hanging out with Eugene. Looked amazing last week on TNA before Kong punched her lights out.

Honorable mentions: Mickie James, Stephanie McMahon (although more as she once was than she appears today) and Gail Kim.





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posted on 11-5-2007 at 10:20 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Damn, this is tough. So to encapsulate quite a few, I'm splitting it into 2 categories:

All-Time:
1) Stecy Keibler/Miss Handcock. Holy fucking shit, man.

2) Torrie Wilson. Just damn.

3) Miss Elizabeth. Gotta throw some class out there.


Now:
1) Christy Hemme. I share the redhead weakness with many.

2) Gail Kim. No further explanation required.

3) Talia Madison. Wowsers!
http://www.taliamadisonworld.com/index1.htm





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