MayhemNX
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Randy Orton "assaults" fan
This isn't blown out of proportion at all..
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Saugus - World Wrestling Entertainment superstar Randal �Randy� Orton is facing a court hearing for allegedly spitting gum in the face of a
juvenile and swearing at him outside Kowloon Restaurant.
On Jan. 12 a 15-year-old male walked in to the Saugus Police Department to report that Orton, 29, assaulted him in the Kowloon parking lot on Friday,
Jan. 8.
Police Lt. Leonard Campanello said the purported victim alleged that Orton, a third generation professional wrestler and former WWE World Heavyweight
champion, reacted angrily to a request for a photo at the Route 1 restaurant.
The teenager told police he took a photograph of Orton in the parking lot and then asked to pose with him for another shot.
But according to the victim, Orton, a 6-foot 4-inch, 245-pound wrestler famous for his RKO finishing move, spit his gum at him and called him a
derogatory name.
Campanello said the teen's mother confronted Orton, who allegedly responded �so sue me� when she voiced her protest.
Another juvenile male in the parking lot reported witnessing the exchange between Orton and the 15-year-old, according to Campanello.
Police filed a hearing request on the matter for simple assault and battery. A clerk magistrate will determine if the incident warrants a criminal
complaint, Campanello said.
Kowloon is a frequent stop for wrestlers and other athletes who perform in the Boston area. The legendary restaurant has a photo display on a wall
featuring dozens of celebrities who stopped by for a meal.
It was like teabagging a bear cub in front of its mother. The sheer shocking audacity of it is the only thing that saved you.
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PB-13
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Can't help but get the mental image of Randy glaring at the person for several minutes before saying "I...DARE you...to SUE me...I...dare
you...to SUE ME..." then slowly walking away.
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Chris Is Good517
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Whatever, its his IED. He can't help it.
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Paddlefoot
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It's difficult to see WWE punishing Orton for being his usual cuntish self, considering all that really happened was that he stayed in
character.
It's the cops that are in the hard place anyway. In a potential media kerfuffle involving a celeb I'm sure they'd like to tell the
complaintant to quit being such a whiny pussy (i.e., we've had eight rapes, a serial killer, drunks drivers all over the highway, and three gang
gunfights to deal with tonight, but instead we're wasting time taking down information on your scarred-for-life confrontation with a C-lister
(at best) celebrity who spat his gum at you before he told you to fuck off???) but odds are the humungous pussy in question would just go hire Gloria
Allred and then sue the police force. Either way, cops lose and the D-bags win again. Fuck.
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MayhemNX
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I think it all means that we're one step closer to Randy Orton goes to jail for something incredibley dumb. Maybe not this, but this will lead
to something. Hopefully.
It was like teabagging a bear cub in front of its mother. The sheer shocking audacity of it is the only thing that saved you.
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the goon
The Rowdy One
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I heard that Orton didn't actually call the kid a derogatory name, but rather just yelled "Supid! Stupid! Fucking Stupid!" at him before
slithering off into the night.
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CheekyBloodySwine
ButtViper
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quote:
from Wikipedia
"vipers have been noted to spit occasionally"
So this really shouldn't come as a surprise.
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MayhemNX
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If he'd spit corona at him, I wouldn't have been suprised, but gum? Who knew snakes chewed gum?
It was like teabagging a bear cub in front of its mother. The sheer shocking audacity of it is the only thing that saved you.
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Chris Is Good517
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quote:
Originally posted by the goon
before slithering off into the night.
I totally just flashed back to the animated G.I. Joe movie from the 80s where somebody (Roadblock?) had to carry around Cobra Commander, who was
mutating into a giant snake and spent half the movie going "I wasssssss onccccccce a man!" before finally slithering away. I really want to see this
re-enacted with Kofi and Orton.
[Edited on 1-14-2010 by Chris Is Good517]
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drmuerto
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Whoa. If I was in charge that'd be an automatic dismissal with extreme prejudice. Not because he spit at a kid, but because he did so at one of
the last remaining true Tiki palaces in America. The Kowloon restaurant in Suagus is amazing. Look at this place:
The place is magic, full of Tiki lagoons and paintings of volcanoes and drinks that come in bowls lit on fire. Orton is a jackass, and his desecration
of this place merits severe punishment.
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wings76fan
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quote:
Originally posted by drmuerto
Whoa. If I was in charge that'd be an automatic dismissal with extreme prejudice. Not because he spit at a kid, but because he did so at one of
the last remaining true Tiki palaces in America. The Kowloon restaurant in Suagus is amazing. Look at this place:
Orton is a jackass, and his desecration of this place merits severe punishment.
As quoted in the article, if it really IS one of those places wrestlers like to frequent, I wouldn't be surprised if he pisses off some of the
old-guard for desecrating it as well. Maybe between this and his hissy fit with Kofi will finally put an end to the Age of Orton.
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Chris Is Good517
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Yeah, maybe.
And maybe later tonight Santa will come down my chimney and be all "Chris, dude, I totally forgot to bring you that talking pony you've been
asking for all year. Enjoy!"
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GimmickMan
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Do we still hate Randy Orton here?
I've been gone for a little while, so I need someone to fill me in.
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wings76fan
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quote:
Originally posted by Chris Is Good517
And maybe later tonight Santa will come down my chimney and be all "Chris, dude, I totally forgot to bring you that talking pony you've been
asking for all year. Enjoy!"
There's no santa.... unlike the Tooth Fairy. Seriously .... what is The Rock cooking? 
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RockyTopWrestling
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Not sure why it keeps double posting!
[Edited on 1-15-2010 by RockyTopWrestling]
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RockyTopWrestling
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An uncomfirmed source said the bar was all out of fruit.
This may have lead Randy to go overboard and attack this kid; he had to drink his beer without fruit! Look out!
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blackdragon
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quote:
Originally posted by GimmickMan
Do we still hate Randy Orton here?
I've been gone for a little while, so I need someone to fill me in.
It's more apathy for most. Only a few outright hate him. I don't mind him until he goes into his ultra slow routine.
quote:
Originally posted by Chris Is Good517
Yeah, maybe.
And maybe later tonight Santa will come down my chimney and be all "Chris, dude, I totally forgot to bring you that talking pony you've been
asking for all year. Enjoy!"
I don't know if all the baby making has corrupted your mind, but I'd expect you to ask Santa for a threesome with Velvet Sky and Maryse
before I'd even consider a talking pony.
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gobbledygooker
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quote:
Originally posted by blackdragon
It's more apathy for most. Only a few outright hate him. I don't mind him until he goes into his ultra slow routine.
I wasn't aware there is a time that he's not in his ultra slow routine?
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new and exciting. Then Rock Band comes along and is like the chick who blows you your junior year of high school... and then that first girl just
doesn't look quite so fun anymore."
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Chris Is Good517
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quote:
Originally posted by blackdragon
I don't know if all the baby making has corrupted your mind, but I'd expect you to ask Santa for a threesome with Velvet Sky and Maryse
before I'd even consider a talking pony.
A threesome with Velvet and Maryse would be amazing but it would only last a few minutes (and possibly less for me). A talking pony is a friend for
life. Although if I could wrangle up both, that would be just fine. Especially if the talking pony wanted to commentate my threesome J.R.
style.
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the goon
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All the gossip sites are reporting that after this incident (along with his outburst on RAW), plans for the Rumble have been changed so that Orton
will now win the WWE title from Sheamus and then enter the Rumble later in the night and win that too. He will go on to unify the titles at
WrestleMania XXVI, defeating the Undertaker and ending the streak, and word is that the creative team wants to give him a year-long reign that will go
until WrestleMania XXVII (Orton vs. Triple H vs. Cena II already being penciled in as the tentative main event).
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blackdragon
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quote:
Originally posted by Chris Is Good517
quote:
Originally posted by blackdragon
I don't know if all the baby making has corrupted your mind, but I'd expect you to ask Santa for a threesome with Velvet Sky and Maryse
before I'd even consider a talking pony.
A threesome with Velvet and Maryse would be amazing but it would only last a few minutes (and possibly less for me). A talking pony is a friend for
life. Although if I could wrangle up both, that would be just fine. Especially if the talking pony wanted to commentate my threesome J.R.
style.
Fuck you for the weird look one of my co-workers just gave me for laughing at the thought of a talking pony saying "This is going to be bowling shoe
ugly" then immediately yelling "Good God almighty. As I live and breath, they've broken his dick in half."
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atothej
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I can't believe you typed that without a single "slobberknocker" reference.
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blackdragon
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Maybe if Chris hadn't mentioned he'd be one and done in about one, the mental picture would have lasted long enough to add one. As it
stood, the pony saw what was going to happen...and it was over before anything more could be said.
If you think I'm lonely now, wait until tonight.
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DKBroiler
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On the top floor, Barbecue explains to Scarlett that neither the captured Cobra agent nor the top Cobra leaders know the identity of the Viper, and
Scarlett wonders if the Viper even knows who he is.
Barbecue, Scarlett, Duke, Flint, Roadblock, Snake-Eyes and Footloose watch the red phone and patiently wait for it to ring, and as soon as it rings,
Barbecue walks forward, answers the phone up and is told that the Viper will arrive at today at noon and that he should be ready.
F.L.A.K.s, stacked sandbags and several armed Joes surround the firehouse, and an elderly man walks toward the Joes and asks for Mr. Barbecue. The Joe
hops down from the seat of a F.L.A.K. and introduces himself. The elderly man tells him: "I am the Viper. I've come to vipe your vindows.
Five-seventy five an hour. I start on West corner, top floor first."
Realizing the "Viper" is actually a window wiper, Barbecue points to the old man and laughs softly, and the situation is so absurd that all of the
Joes are immediately laughing as well.
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theflammablemanimal
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You left out the part where every call from the Viper was taken as some kind of clue that led to the Joes serendipitously blowing up some Cobra
operation. And I believe the episode started with the Joes playing basketball on a court with glass walls and of course someone got thrown through
said walls.
Dumbest GI Joe episode ever?
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