lz4005
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I think the two of you should settle this with a dance battle, or competitive pedicures, or whatever it is that homosexuals do to prevent slap fights.
We were discussing whores.
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LuckyLopez
Reeks of WCW 
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We were discussing beautiful women, not whores. You're just a vial misogynist lesbian.
He smiled.
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DrBoz
Man of a Thousand Holds 
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I don't even recognize like 3/4 of these chicks. Either I'm watching even less TV and movies than I originally thought or I'm
getting old as fuck. Or both. I also don't find the majority of these women hot at all. And Taylor Swift? Really? She literally
looks like a horse.
From the little bit of TV I do watch, this is what I got:
#3 Padma Lakshmi (Top Chef - I don't tend to go for the exotic look, but she continues to grow on me with each season of Top Chef)
#2 Arden Myrin (I see her on Chelsea Lately a lot - Have no idea if she's actually doing anything right now - Don't find her hot but
she's so damn perky ALL the time I can't help but love her)
#1 Sandra Bullock (I don't care if she's damn near lost her mind. I love her. I would absolutely go straight for her)
CBGWO!!! She is my everything!
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the goon
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After watching Extract tonight, I think Mila Kunis has officially cracked my top three. So I'd probably say:
1. Scarlett Johansson
2. Christina Hendricks
3. Mila Kunis
And since pics of my top two have already been posted in this thread, here's one of Mila:
Nash is only a few inches bigger than JBL and depending on how stiff he gets Punk should be able to take it. -JB King, meant in a totally non-sexual
way
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Chris Is Good517
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Mila's sexy as hell, but knowing that she's been letting Macaulay Culkin fuck her for the last several years really kills the attraction
for me.
Gee, I wish I was still alive- LuckyLopez R.I.P.
Bachmann: "I haven't had a gaffe... when it comes to the best Republican who take
on Barack Obama and not have any clunker in my record to be able to take him on, it's me."
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Matte
"Family Man" 
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quote:
Originally posted by LuckyLopez
Yeah, I think Matte missed the "current" thing, but he also seemed to have trouble with the "three" thing, so what can you do?
So toss out my vote for Lohan and both of the problems are fixed.  quote:
And while I find Sherri Moon Zombie attractive he posted some mildly
disturbing pictures of her.
Spooky Sheri Zombie is my favorite version of her. I loved her in House of 1000 Corpses. That's my all time
favorite version of her ever.
[Edited on 7-6-2010 by Matte]
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Thom
The Great One 
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Fuck it. Why not?
3: Less Than Perfect's Sara Rue
2: Grey's Anatomy's Sara Ramirez
1: Fashion Model Ashley Graham
"I'm actually not wearing pants, and that's how I watch NXT every single week." - CM Punk
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Qonas
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quote:
Originally posted by the goon
1. Scarlett Johansson
2. Christina Hendricks
This is a man with good taste right here.
The thing I thought was funny about Matte's list was it went "punk girl, punk girl, squeaky clean girl-next-door Taylor Swift!!!, crack
whore".
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Matte
"Family Man"
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quote:
Originally posted by Qonas
The thing I thought was funny about Matte's list was it went "punk girl, punk girl, squeaky clean girl-next-door Taylor Swift!!!, crack
whore".
I didn't even notice that, ha. I'm into the punk girls I guess, and the crack whores to an extent. Like in movies, I prefer the girls to
look grungy and drugged up. Like the Courtney Love of 20 years ago. The current one is just too much.
Scout Compton in Zombie's first Halloween was attractive to me. But in his second Halloween, where she had switched from good girl to dirty
grunge rock chick, she was so much higher on my grade scale.
"I'm a professional. I know exactly what I'm doing." - Jeff Hardy
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punkerhardcore
The Man 
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quote:
Originally posted by Thom
3: Less Than Perfect's Sara Rue
I used to like her a lot, but now she's in those Jenny Craig commercials and losing weight... very disappointing.
Is everyone mad here?
Of course they are, and you are too... otherwise, you wouldn't have come here.
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Thom
The Great One
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I like her better now that she went back to being a redhead. She kinda lost me when she lost soooooo much weight and went blonde. But, she's
back to red, and me likey.
eta: But yeah, it was definitely while Less Than Perfect was on that she probably had my top spot.
[Edited on 7/6/10 by Thom]
"I'm actually not wearing pants, and that's how I watch NXT every single week." - CM Punk
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doctorb
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Well, my goodness. This is difficult. I still can't remember who that was or what show she was on, so I reserved the right to change my mind
daily. And I'm trying to decide if adult stars fit? Maybe we need a porn star top 3 and keep them out of this thread? I'm not sure, but
Shyla Stylez just makes me want to touch myself:
I think, though that my current top 3 are:
#3: Robin Meade
from the front and back:
And she's not much older than me so save the "wow she's old!" comments, whippersnappers.
#2: Tiffani Amber Theissen
I've loved her since she was on Saved by the bell and her b00bs grew so beautifully on Melrose Place (or was that 90210? I never watched it, I
just looked at pictures of her) and then she was on a short lived show about undercover cops and she was smoking hot.
#1: Salma Hayek
The most beautiful woman in the world.
[Edited on 7-6-2010 by doctorb]
The "B" is for Bargain!
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LuckyLopez
Reeks of WCW
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Sara Rue was really attractive on Less Than Perfect. The weight suits her. She's dropped weight and gained weight so many times since then I
have no idea what to think. The skinny look didn't work because you could just tell she's wasn't healthy or doing it right. Last I
saw her was on Big Bang Theory and she had put on more weight than in her prime and I didn't like it. She wasn't ugly or anything, just
nothing I'd get excited for. I have no idea where she's at now but I assume its changed again.
He smiled.
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the goon
Sister Act
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quote:
Originally posted by Chris Is Good517
Mila's sexy as hell, but knowing that she's been letting Macaulay Culkin fuck her for the last several years really kills the attraction
for me.
I didn't know that, but that's...disappointing. Though I guess if Brian Austin Green can marry Megan Fox, there's no reason Macaulay
Culkin can't be banging Mila Kunis.
quote:
Originally posted by Qonas This is a man with good taste right here.
It all comes from being a tit man, my friend.
quote:
Originally posted by doctorb
#2: Tiffani Amber Theissen
#1: Salma Hayek
Excellent choices and two that would probably be in my top five and perhaps even top three if I really sat down and thought about it. Though Scarlett
Johansson is my unquestioned number one.
Nash is only a few inches bigger than JBL and depending on how stiff he gets Punk should be able to take it. -JB King, meant in a totally non-sexual
way
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OOMike
Man of a Thousand Holds
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In no particular order....
#1 Rachel Weisz
#2 Angelina Jolie
#3 Kate Beckinsale
The movie "Idiocracy" was really a documentary.
Never let the facts interfere with a good rant.
The only OO columnist that has never written a column.
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Chris Is Good517
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Just taking a moment to point out to Matte that Lindsay Lohan went from
to
in less than 6 years. She's only 24. 24! She looks like she's in her late forties now. And the stupid thing is that I feel really
sorry for her in spite of the fact that I know all of her misfortunes are her own fault. Yeah, her parents are shameless attention whore leeches who
are mooching off their daughter's brief success, but nobody forced her into the Hollywood party scene. I'm hoping she'll make
a Drew Barrymore-like recovery, but I'm fully expecting her to be dead before she hits 27.
Gee, I wish I was still alive- LuckyLopez R.I.P.
Bachmann: "I haven't had a gaffe... when it comes to the best Republican who take
on Barack Obama and not have any clunker in my record to be able to take him on, it's me."
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Matte
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Well of course she's not going to look so hot in a photo of her crying. But maybe she's one of those girls who have to actually try
to look good.
"I'm a professional. I know exactly what I'm doing." - Jeff Hardy
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Qonas
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I think even 27 is being generous. It's a damn shame too, because she was smokin' hot as the redhead with just enough weight.
quote:
Originally posted by the goon
It all comes from being a tit man, my friend.
Now while I appreciate most every part on a lady, I'm right there with ya.
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punkerhardcore
The Man
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Eh, she won't be dead anytime soon. There are many celebrities who have done way more drugs and partied way harder than she ever has, I'm
sure. Hell, all those metal guys from the 80s are still alive, so I'm sure Lohan will be fine.
If this were like, 2005 she would be my #1 for sure... I'm not into her blond and stick-thin look, though.
Is everyone mad here?
Of course they are, and you are too... otherwise, you wouldn't have come here.
Come participate in the Career Deadpool 2012! All suggestions/discussions are
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LuckyLopez
Reeks of WCW
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Yeah. I mean, its nice that you found a recent pic where she doesn't look hideous and that is taken from the chest up so we can't REALLY
see how rail thin and sickly she looks. But even with her hair done and makeup on and in a nice dress I still see a girl with a badly emaciated face,
super thin arms, and one who doesn't even look remotely like the relatively healthy version I remember from a few years earlier. As cliche as
it is, she looks like a crack whore who is sick. And its just icky.
He smiled.
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Matte
"Family Man"
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quote:
Originally posted by LuckyLopez
As cliche as it is, she looks like a crack whore who is sick.
I still dig crack whores. And I would do anything to be this
guy.
"I'm a professional. I know exactly what I'm doing." - Jeff Hardy
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STLProf
Creepy Little Bastard
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If I have to pick three...
3. Alison Brie (aka Annie from Community)
2. Karen Gillan
1. Amy Adams
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C.MontgomeryPunk
Man of a Thousand Holds 
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I remember Eddie Guerrero.
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Qonas
Showstopper
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STLProf is another man with great taste. Bravo, sir.
And for fans of Allison Brie, do a Google search for Hot Sluts. You won't be disappointed.
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punkerhardcore
The Man
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quote:
Originally posted by C.MontgomeryPunk
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2457/3614537664_45d212f37d.jpg
Who's this chick? She's pretty cute.
Is everyone mad here?
Of course they are, and you are too... otherwise, you wouldn't have come here.
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