williamssl
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Claire from the tv show Lost.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emilie_de_Ravin
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doctorb
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quote:
Originally posted by the goon
doctorb:
#2: Tiffani Amber Theissen
#1: Salma Hayek
Excellent choices and two that would probably be in my top five and perhaps even top three if I really sat down and thought about it. Though Scarlett
Johansson is my unquestioned number one.
Yeah, Scarlett Johansson is incredible. I didn't consider her because I'm not sure what I've even seen her in. No doubt she's
hotter than Robin Meade, but I love me some morning news hosted by a hottie.
Lots of good suggestions in this thread. From such a wide open field it's not surprising, I guess.
Chris, the commercial for She's out of my League where she's standing by the pool and says she's not wearing underwear: she looks so
good and delivers so well I immediately went to google images and really wondered why the lack of sexy shots of her. I thinks she's really new
to the scene, and I look forward to more of her.
Stana Katic is gorgeous. I rarely watch the show but when my in-laws are in town, it's their favorite and I don't mind seeing her at
all.
Lindsey Lohan from Mean Girls would easily make my top 3. Too bad she beat herself up so bad, now she doesn't even deserve top 999.
Giada - I'm not sure. She's pretty but disproportionate. we call her Little Big Head.
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punkerhardcore
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I hate participating in lists like this because I'm sure there are girls who are much hotter than these three-- hell, probably girls I like
more, for that matter-- but my mind always blanks during things like this. So I'll just list three (in no particular order) off the top
of my head.
Emily Deschanel
Alyssa Milano
Olivia Wilde
Is everyone mad here?
Of course they are, and you are too... otherwise, you wouldn't have come here.
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lz4005
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quote:
Originally posted by MatteI still dig crack whores. And I would do anything to be this guy.
That guy looks like he has strong opinions about Glee.
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Chris Is Good517
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quote:
Originally posted by lz4005
That guy looks like he has strong opinions about Glee.
There's nothing wrong with that.
And yeah, Emilie de Ravin really is incredibly underrated, but she looked like total shit for the final season of Lost. Granted, she was
supposed to, but yikes.
Gee, I wish I was still alive- LuckyLopez R.I.P.
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on Barack Obama and not have any clunker in my record to be able to take him on, it's me."
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theflammablemanimal
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quote:
Originally posted by MatteI still dig crack whores. And I would do anything to be this guy.
That looks like a pretty obvious photoshop.
quote:
Originally posted by doctorb
Chris, the commercial for She's out of my League where she's standing by the pool and says she's not wearing underwear: she looks so
good and delivers so well I immediately went to google images and really wondered why the lack of sexy shots of her. I thinks she's really new
to the scene, and I look forward to more of her.
Alice Eve, that girl from She's Out of My League, has been nekkid in a movie. You're not looking hard enough.
Hold on...
http://www.wwtdd.com/2010/02/this-is-gonna-be-a-good-movie-7/
You're welcome.
[Edited on 7-8-2010 by theflammablemanimal]
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Matte
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quote:
Originally posted by theflammablemanimal
That looks like a pretty obvious photoshop.
A photoshop of what? Making her look better or like photoshopping her face on someone's body? Because that was a picture for a Muse photoshoot
in 2009.
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theflammablemanimal
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Really? Looks like her head was pasted on.
WTF is Muse?
And seriously, I post videos of Alice Eve naked and that's what you pick up on?
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doctorb
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quote:
Originally posted by theflammablemanimal
Alice Eve, that girl from She's Out of My League, has been nekkid in a movie. You're not looking hard enough.
Hold on...
http://www.wwtdd.com/2010/02/this-is-gonna-be-a-good-movie-7/
You're welcome.
Thank you. Though as hot as she is, that sure looked like one boring movie.
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theflammablemanimal
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Never watched it. Never will. I've seen all I need.
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Biff_Manly
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She's got a young Rebecca Romjin kinda thing going on.
"Walter: I can solve everything by making this gramophone have sex with time."
--SCSA's Fringe on Ice Holiday Spectacular.
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Chris Is Good517
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Not to beat the (literally soon to be) dead horse that is LiLo, but I found
this visual aid on Gawker today and it's quite
timely.
I reiterate, fellas, Matte wants to fuck this woman:
Gee, I wish I was still alive- LuckyLopez R.I.P.
Bachmann: "I haven't had a gaffe... when it comes to the best Republican who take
on Barack Obama and not have any clunker in my record to be able to take him on, it's me."
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Matte
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You're just posting these pictures of her in court or whatever, crying. Granted, I was posting the better pictures I could find to contrast, but
at least find a middle ground. Maybe it shows something about my bad taste, but I don't think she would look so bad in the picture above if she
wasn't in tears. Crying usually does make people look worse than usual.
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punkerhardcore
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To be fair, I'd still fuck her. I mean, sure, she isn't nearly what she used to be when she was at her peak hotness. And like I said,
I'm not much into her blond & thin look... but I don't think she's totally hideous or anything. Besides, like Matte's saying,
anyone can take a bad picture. There's some recent ones where she still looks good.
Is everyone mad here?
Of course they are, and you are too... otherwise, you wouldn't have come here.
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williamssl
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quote:
Originally posted by punkerhardcore
To be fair, I'd still fuck her.
That's hardly a discriminating statement when you would fuck pretty much anyone.
As I've said before, it's easier for you to list people you wouldn't fuck - that list is shorter. 
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DrBoz
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Maybe a little time in the clink will do her good. I mean look how it turned out for Paris Hilton. She hasn't been nearly as annoying as
usual. Hell, I saw her on Dr. Phil recently. DR. PHIL! And it was for something positive!
Lindsay, in case you are reading this (I know you love OO), take this opportunity as a time for reflection. Perhaps you will grow emotionally and
spiritually, leaving jail as a more fulfilled individual. Then you can grace us with your presence on screen, perhaps doing Herbie 2 - Herbie on the
Wagon or I Thought I Knew Who Killed Me But I Was Totally Wrong - This Time I'm Sure
I'm rootin' for ya kid. Even if you're a ginger.
CBGWO!!! She is my everything!
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Stu
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quote:
Originally posted by DrBoz
Maybe a little time in the clink will do her good. I mean look how it turned out for Paris Hilton.
I thought she got out of her jail sentence after less than a week (maybe even just one day) by crying about it too much while inside?
The TWO TIME bOOardie Award and Signed Bret Hart DVD Winner!
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Chris Is Good517
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Hey, nobody has had more LiLo love over the years than me (my fantasy football team for the last four years was called "The Lindsay Lohanmaniacs" )
but even I've given up on her. Hopefully she'll do a 180 and get things back on track but right now I'm just waiting to see if she
dies before Amy Winehouse.
Gee, I wish I was still alive- LuckyLopez R.I.P.
Bachmann: "I haven't had a gaffe... when it comes to the best Republican who take
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C.MontgomeryPunk
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[Edited on 7-11-2010 by C.MontgomeryPunk]
I remember Eddie Guerrero.
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the goon
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If there's one thing we can all agree on regarding Lindsay Lohan, it's that she takes surprisingly good notes:
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gobbledygooker
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Cocaine is a helluva drug.
This is gonna be tough but I'll play -
#1. Evangeline Lilly
Pretty much...perfection.
#2. Gail Simmons
She's the editor of Food & Wine magazine and is on Top Chef with Padma (who would also be a front-runner to my top three). She's curvy,
seems to have an awesome personality, and loves great food. Pretty much my dream girl.
#3. Olivia Wilde
I think I have to second the Olivia Wilde vote. I don't watch a lot of House but happened to stumble across her one day and Holy FUCK, she is
amazing. I'll attach another picture, just because.
Anyone who lets their hair grow below their ears to where I can't see their ears means they don't wash. If they don't wash, they
stink, and if they stink, I don't want the son-of-a-bitch around me.
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OORick
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Seeing these mentions of an "Olivia Wilde" reminds me of something that struck me like a thunderbolt earlier this week:
I'm not entirely sure what an "Olivia Munn" is, but after seeing her a grand total of two (2) times as a correspondent on The Daily Show, I
think I would like one to call my own. Oh yes, I must have one.
Actually, I did a little gOOgling to find out what an Olivia Munn is... looks like she was your textbook Non-lebrity Hot Chick up until about a year
ago. I guess she appeared sometimes on whatever that one videogame channel is, and then was one of the rotating army of not-really-famous babes who
pose for Maxim/FHM/etc. hoping to get more-famous simply for being hot.
Then it seems people discovered she was more than just hot, so she started getting honest work, culminating with her new job as a Daily Show
Correspondent. Which, it seems, sparked some controversy a few weeks ago, when feminists claimed this was proof that (a) the Daily Show is sexist and
(b) the Daily Show was lowering its standards to allow a no-talent hot chick to work there just because she might get high ratings.
Because nothing says "Girl Power" like declaring that women are incapable of being smart if they are also attractive! Olivia Munn is useless eye
candy! She's not even remotely funny! This horribly unamusing video clip from this past week proves it:
http://www.thedailyshow.com/watch/thu-july-8-2010/arizona-s-photo-radar. What a stupid, worthless whore! All women everywhere should be
embarrassed that THIS is what passes for an empowered and successful female. Keep on fighting the good fight, feminists! Your fine work is not even
remotely idiotic or counter-productive!
Anyway, that was a hell of a digression when all I meant to say was that I think I'm developing a little crush on Olivia Munn.
I have no idea about if that puts her in The Overall Top Three, or where outside of the Top Three she would be, simply because there's no way I
could ever distill it down to rank just three (or 10, or 25, or...) when so much depends on what kind of mood I'm in, what traits we're
supposed to be ranking, and so on and so forth.
I just know that if you take a pre-existing awesome TV product, and it somehow falls ass-backwards into adding a pretty girl who actually holds her
own and contributes to the awesomeness, it creates some kind of magical synergy that I dig.
It makes the TV product that much more enjoyable by adding in the previously-absent element of wang-plumpening. And it makes the pretty girl that much
more lust-worthy by having her use her ample powers for the forces of good on a TV product I already like. The awesomeness becomes multiplicative,
instead of additive, and creates an infinitely repeating feedback loop of the show seeming even better and the babe seeming even hotter. Or something
like that.
Perhaps I should name 3 babes who fit that bill, simply because this is now far too many words to have gone without any pictures? Yeah, I should...
This is not The Rick's All Encompassing Three Favorite Babes In The Multiverse, but it is three chicks who have been added to a
previously-babe-less-but-entertaining TV product and whom I find very desirable.
As already discussed above: Olivia Munn.
Two dorks who like blowing shit up makes for a really fun TV show. The only way to make it better: add an almost-criminally-fetching and super-cute
dorky girl about 2 or 3 years into your run. She likes blowing shit up, too, and looks much better in tight jeans and a tank top. Here is
Mythbuster Chick Kari Bryon.
If there is a Man Heaven, its distinguishing feature will be that it has an never-ending supply of sports and babes. Here on this mortal coil, various
TV networks have tried to give us that mix of sports and babes, usually with poor results. Either the girl was pretty-but-stupid or she was
qualfied-to-talk-sports-but-fugly. Then, about five years ago, ESPN finally got it right. The only thing that can make a baseball or college hoops
game more fun to watch than it already is? Is Erin Andrews.
I may not be able to do just Top Three Overall, but gimme a niche within which to work, and it becomes clear that I truly am a Connoisseur of Fine
Women. You're welcome...
Rick
"He's from Mars, Officer; whiskey does not affect alien beings."
-- Venus Flytrap speaking on The Rick
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atothej
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I'm still having trouble coming up with a definitive list, but I wanted to share some more Olivia Munn greatness with all of you. Oh, what
we'd all give to get away with this type of sexual harassment.
Your momma's so fat, Dave Meltzer gave her struggling to put her jeans on in the morning five stars. -- FF, destroying Jeb, his momma, and
Meltzer in one fell swoop.
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theflammablemanimal
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Wow, that was awesome. It seems like she takes a second to even notice the guy.
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angstboy
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My penis enjoys Olivia Munn, but the rest of my body can't stand her. Everything about her to me screams "obnoxious and fake" to me. I
don't believe for a second that if she weren't on G4 she'd give half a shit about anything that has to do with geek culture, even
though that's the very thing she's banking on.
Corner Kicked - a comic where Cory and Ziggy do inappropriate stuff to each other.
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