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Author: Subject: Your Current Top 3 Hotties (non-wrestling division) Pretty much NSFW beginning Page 4
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posted on 7-14-2010 at 09:32 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
You're breaking down the integrity of the "Top 3" system. Now its just a "post pictures of hot women" thread!

EDIT: Jewel Staite is probably one of the few women where I slip into that "geek" mode of thinking a girl is hotter because of association with geek stuff.

[Edited on 7-14-2010 by LuckyLopez]





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posted on 7-15-2010 at 03:11 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
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pics of chicks


Wow. Except for Connie Briton, it looks like you either like chicks that look like boys or moderately attractive 45 year olds.

By the way, Rachel Nichols, Erin Andrews and Michelle Beadle must hate the ESPYs. It's the only time all year that they have to stand next to women who are legitimately gorgeous, not just "ESPN Gorgeous."

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posted on 7-15-2010 at 03:51 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
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By the way, Rachel Nichols, Erin Andrews and Michelle Beadle must hate the ESPYs. It's the only time all year that they have to stand next to women who are legitimately gorgeous, not just "ESPN Gorgeous."



If I got to choose to bang one of the ESPN ladies, it'd totally be Wendi Nix.





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posted on 7-15-2010 at 04:00 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
I'd go Rachel Nichols.
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posted on 7-15-2010 at 04:05 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
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If I got to choose to bang one of the ESPN ladies, it'd totally be Wendi Nix.


There is something strangely appealing about Wendi Nix. I've also really taken a liking to Sage Steele. And ESPN.com's ACC blogger Heather Dinich, who checks in on College Football Live sometimes, has that weird she isn't cute but she kinda is thing going.





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posted on 7-15-2010 at 04:40 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Hmm, only 3? Damn.

Let's see:
Sarah Shahi







Charisma Carpenter


And Yes, Christina Hendricks revs my motor!






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Anna Torv from Fringe









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posted on 7-19-2010 at 04:27 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
I'll bite.

3) Sarah Chalke - I've become a big fan of Scrubs ever since it started popping up every 30 minutes on cable. She's one of the reasons why.





2) Alison Brie - I'm not sure I can say anything else about her that hasn't been said. She's cute, she's funny, she's got the bewbs we all like.





1) Erica Campbell - I'm not sure if she counts because she was a professional "hot chick", but this former interweb pin-up model is probably the hottest woman I've ever seen. Then she had to go and find Jesus. Ugh.














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posted on 7-23-2010 at 02:24 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Erica Campbell found Jebus? Damn, now I'll never see her in anything HQ.

Oh well, guess I'll have to settle for her and Aria Giovanni giving each other some heavy petting.

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posted on 7-23-2010 at 02:30 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Never a bad thing.






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posted on 7-31-2010 at 03:13 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
EDIT: wrong list

[Edited on 7-31-2010 by TheMakerSaidTaker]

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posted on 8-2-2010 at 03:13 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
I likes them petite and exotic-looking.

3. Miranda Kerr


2. Kristin Kreuk


1. Jessica Alba


I just went with the first few photos I could find on google. I'm sure there're hotter ones out there.





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I've seen that Jessica Alba pic before, and no, there really isn't a sexier picture of her on the web. I honestly don't think she will ever take a sexier picture unless it's while she is banging me and I take it laying on my back while she's getting down cowgirl style.





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posted on 8-8-2010 at 12:41 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Just for argument's sake, people are always talking about Lady Gaga actually being a dude but this?

THIS is a dude -





And this? Definitely NOT a dude -







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posted on 8-8-2010 at 04:33 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Is that Ke$ha in the first picture?





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posted on 8-8-2010 at 04:49 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Yep. Dude.





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posted on 8-16-2010 at 05:00 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Can't see that third picture, though. But if it's Gaga, sorry. That crazy bird is fuglier and manlier than Tank Abbot.
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Can't see that third picture, though. But if it's Gaga, sorry. That crazy bird is fuglier and manlier than Tank Abbot.


Nope. It's Katy Perry's Breasts, with a guest appearance by The Rest Of Katy Perry, Who We Tolerate Only Because Breasts Don't Have Legs And Get Show Up On Their Own.

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posted on 8-16-2010 at 07:28 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
To be fair she's definitely holding out on showing the goods because once she does, everyone will have no further use for her.

She's not famous for her craptastic "singing".

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posted on 8-23-2010 at 10:28 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
I'm not even a big boob man but if I was Russell Brand, I would be motor-boating those mammaries every night.





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posted on 9-13-2010 at 10:52 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
1. Sara Underwood


2. Kayden Kross


3. Allison Stokke

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I'm not even a big boob man but if I was Russell Brand, I would be motor-boating those mammaries every night.


From what I can tell, Russell Brand is motorboating ballsacks when Katy's not around. Or maybe even when she is.

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posted on 11-23-2010 at 01:59 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
This just in: Halle Berry's ex-husband is apparently hanging out with Kim Kardashian these days. I don't know how he does it but I do know that I would like to smell his fingers.



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Is the guy in the pic Berry's ex? If so, he looks a little Caucasian for Ms. Kardashian.





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posted on 11-23-2010 at 02:25 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Yep, that's the dude CiG. Apparently he's an ex-model. Which I'm sure helps his abilty to get women in the "Kardashian-Berry" realm.

And yes, he's Caucasian. He may be European, actually. And apparently likes him the exotic beauties. Nothin' wrong with that!





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This just in: Halle Berry's ex-husband is apparently hanging out with Kim Kardashian these days. I don't know how he does it but I do know that I would like to smell his fingers.



Why? Her pussy probably smells like an NFL locker room.





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