atothej
 
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| posted on 8-18-2011 at 09:22 PM |
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Most Bangable Sister!
Punker came up with the idea of pitting Matte's and gooker/goon's sisters against one another in a "most bangable" poll. This is that
poll. You should vote in it.
For reference, here's Matte's sister in all her bridal glory:
And here's the gooker/goon sister:
Whose sister do you most want to bang?
resized pics
[Edited on 8-19-2011 by Matte]
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punkerhardcore
The Man 
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| posted on 8-18-2011 at 09:26 PM |
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Please no fake/multiple accounts... we wouldn't want to ruin the integrity of this poll.
Is everyone mad here?
Of course they are, and you are too... otherwise, you wouldn't have come here.
Come participate in the Career Deadpool 2012! All suggestions/discussions are
welcome.
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Chris Is Good517
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| posted on 8-18-2011 at 09:44 PM |
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Where's the "both at the same time" option?
Gee, I wish I was still alive- LuckyLopez R.I.P.
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punkerhardcore
The Man
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| posted on 8-18-2011 at 09:50 PM |
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You gotta choose man... that's the difficulty of it all.
But well, yeah, that would be the most ideal answer, obviously.
Is everyone mad here?
Of course they are, and you are too... otherwise, you wouldn't have come here.
Come participate in the Career Deadpool 2012! All suggestions/discussions are
welcome.
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atothej
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| posted on 8-18-2011 at 09:51 PM |
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The answer to "Most Bangable Sister" can't be both. We need a decisive win for one of them (or for a bullshit alternative option).
Your momma's so fat, Dave Meltzer gave her struggling to put her jeans on in the morning five stars. -- FF, destroying Jeb, his momma, and
Meltzer in one fell swoop.
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Qonas
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| posted on 8-18-2011 at 10:00 PM |
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quote:
Originally posted by punkerhardcore
Please no fake/multiple accounts... we wouldn't want to ruin the integrity of this poll.
Why Don't You Put Out an APB - an Ask Pam Beesly!
So the pop culture zeitgeist of this shitty age I find myself living in doesn't just compel me to love these piggish oafs, but I now also
have to admit that they're the equivalent to hard-working people who've earned legitimate acting careers? Fuck that noise, junior. -
Paddlefoot
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Thom
The Great One 
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| posted on 8-18-2011 at 10:58 PM |
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Since I wouldn't have to worry about finding out she's really underage, I can't go with Matte's sis.
The Brothers G's sis, FTW!
As a bonus, I don't have to think I'm banging Matte, by mistake.
"I'm actually not wearing pants, and that's how I watch NXT every single week." - CM Punk
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doctorb
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| posted on 8-18-2011 at 11:22 PM |
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Who's the spikey haired dude with the hot cousin? CIA? We should have her picture here for comparison's sake.
I'm trying to remember who else posted pictures of hotties around here. Seems like more than 3 but I've done way to much crack lately.
The "B" is for Bargain!
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gobbledygooker
Sister Act 2 
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| posted on 8-18-2011 at 11:45 PM |
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Fuck you all.
FWIW, I would vote for Doug's cousin.
Anyone who lets their hair grow below their ears to where I can't see their ears means they don't wash. If they don't wash, they
stink, and if they stink, I don't want the son-of-a-bitch around me.
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DrBoz
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| posted on 8-19-2011 at 12:34 AM |
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Can we a do a "Most Bangable Brother: Goon or Gooker" poll?
I'd actually rather bang Matte's brother in law...when he turns 18 that is.
CBGWO!!! She is my everything!
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gobbledygooker
Sister Act 2
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| posted on 8-19-2011 at 01:01 AM |
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quote:
Originally posted by DrBoz
Can we a do a "Most Bangable Brother: Goon or Gooker" poll?
I am on-board with this.
Anyone who lets their hair grow below their ears to where I can't see their ears means they don't wash. If they don't wash, they
stink, and if they stink, I don't want the son-of-a-bitch around me.
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Eli
The Immortal One
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| posted on 8-19-2011 at 01:30 AM |
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Where's the boobies?
The universe seems neither benign nor hostile, merely indifferent.
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Matte
"Family Man" 
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| posted on 8-19-2011 at 03:21 AM |
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I went with None of the above/Gay. I can't vote to fuck my own sister, just typing that makes me feel uneasy. Plus, I'm gay.
I can assure you that my sister is of age, though (also of drinking age, so that could be a fun time for you). But I'd prefer the Gs'
sister win. If one of our sisters is going to be kidnapped, raped, and possibly murdered (depending on which one of you gets to them first), I'd
rather it not be mine. Not to mention, you might grab me by mistake...
"I'm a professional. I know exactly what I'm doing." - Jeff Hardy
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Thom
The Great One
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| posted on 8-19-2011 at 12:48 PM |
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Translation: AJ didn't put any Asians (such as Thai's sister) in the poll, so Matte is abstaining.
"I'm actually not wearing pants, and that's how I watch NXT every single week." - CM Punk
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ThePunisher
The Great One 
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| posted on 8-20-2011 at 03:32 PM |
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Gotta go with gooker/goon's sis. She just looks like she'd be a bit more wild in the sack.
Hence, if you come to Manchester with a United shirt on, you may as well come to Raw with a t-shirt of Hitler getting a rimjob from the Queen and
blowjob from Richard the Lionheart. ~Devineman 07/12/2011
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Biff_Manly
Man of a Thousand Holds 
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| posted on 8-21-2011 at 11:33 AM |
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How about I watch the girls go at it with each other while I let the cameras run for a bit as I make up my mind?
"Walter: I can solve everything by making this gramophone have sex with time."
--SCSA's Fringe on Ice Holiday Spectacular.
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JMD
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| posted on 8-21-2011 at 04:37 PM |
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Have either of the sisters ever been on TV? If so, which one has been on TV more? That's the only fair way to decide my vote.
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Matte
"Family Man"
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| posted on 8-21-2011 at 06:53 PM |
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Is my new status meant to imply that I fuck my sister, or that you can request of me to allow you to fuck my sister?
Either way, I'd really prefer NOT to think about my sister having sex every time I post here. Once this sister war blows over, I will kindly
request a status change.
[Edited on 8-21-2011 by Matte]
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drmuerto
Man of a Thousand Holds 
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| posted on 8-21-2011 at 10:23 PM |
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All three of you should be proud that not a single person has cast a vote for "Who cares? They look like horses." That's a huge accomplishment
around here.
I went with the goon/gooker sister because young twenty-somethings who are already married are a big turn-off, but by all means let's revisit
this in about 6 years when she's divorced.
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williamssl
Steers and Queers 
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| posted on 8-22-2011 at 02:30 AM |
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quote:
Originally posted by Matte
my.......sister......blows.....
And kindly you say?
Don't Mess With Texas
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Matte
"Family Man"
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| posted on 8-22-2011 at 03:02 AM |
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quote:
Originally posted by drmuerto
I went with the goon/gooker sister because young twenty-somethings who are already married are a big turn-off, but by all means let's revisit
this in about 6 years when she's divorced.
Yea, she moves quick. Graduated from college, got married, and got her first real job (elementary school teacher) all this year. She just turned 22
last month. The plan is to start popping out babies in a few years, so I'll be posting a thread for that when it happens.
"I'm a professional. I know exactly what I'm doing." - Jeff Hardy
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Katie Vick killer
Man of a Thousand Holds 
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Do either of these girls do anal, cause that'll swing my vote.
Vote Bender
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Flash
Man of a Thousand Holds
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| posted on 8-22-2011 at 05:20 AM |
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Wow, having a sister of my own I actually feel bad for Gooker', Goon, and Matte... although with the assorted cast of misfits we have here
I'm not sure what they expected when they opted to post pictures of their oh so attractive siblings.
Besides, I kinda think both the ladies look like horses (JBL I am not) 
[Edited on 8-22-2011 by Matte]
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Matte
"Family Man"
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| posted on 8-22-2011 at 06:19 AM |
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quote:
Originally posted by Flash
Wow, having a sister of my own I actually feel bad for Gooker', Goon, and Matte...
Let's get Flash's sister in on this poll. Pictures, please!
"I'm a professional. I know exactly what I'm doing." - Jeff Hardy
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ModSquad
The Online Onslaught 'Gustapo'
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| posted on 8-22-2011 at 11:02 PM |
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Just as a heads up, I've asked Rick to check the poll tables to find out who voted for anything other than "Mabey" "Who Cares/Look Like
Horses" or "None of the Above/Gay," and all of you will get this avatar.
ModSquad has attached this image:
"The moment that The Rick tells me that I am in the wrong then I will stop. And since I have 10 years of reading his work under my belt I feel fairly
confident that he won't since he is a proponent of thinking differently. Save the threats."
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