gobbledygooker
Sister Act 2  
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On first glance, I thought he was wearing a Kane-style white contact in his right eye. That gave me even more concern for his sanity than normal.
Anyone who lets their hair grow below their ears to where I can't see their ears means they don't wash. If they don't wash, they
stink, and if they stink, I don't want the son-of-a-bitch around me.
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JB KING
 
Posts 793
Registered 12-4-2009 Location Oxnard, CA Member Is Offline Mood: Jamming
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| posted on 8-22-2011 at 08:41 PM |
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Charlie Sheen vs Matt Hardy
One can slap a tornado, one can climb a mountain of blow.
One can dry up the sea, one is full of tiger blood and pee.
Both fucked Lita.
Both turn to their brothers for advice.
Both whore themselves out to the internet.
This is a close one
Two time Winner for 2010 Breakthrough Poster of the Year Award. You read that right.
XBL Gamertag: JB KING
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Matte
"Family Man" 
Posts 4478
Registered 12-16-2008 Member Is Offline Mood: #HEEL
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| posted on 8-23-2011 at 05:03 AM |
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@JEFFHARDYBRAND: Ok it's official...time to go back2work!I will be in Huntsville,AL this
Thursday with ImpactWrestling!!!!
"I'm a professional. I know exactly what I'm doing." - Jeff Hardy
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the goon
Sister Act
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| posted on 8-23-2011 at 06:36 AM |
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quote:
Originally posted by Matte
@JEFFHARDYBRAND: Ok it's official...time to go back2work!I will be in Huntsville,AL this
Thursday with ImpactWrestling!!!!
The meth labs in Huntsville just started working overtime.
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happy_buddha
Fella 
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| posted on 8-23-2011 at 08:38 AM |
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quote:
Originally posted by the goon
The meth labs in Huntsville just started working overtime.
I think they are actually serviced by a Walker County vintage, or possibly Cullman. Huntsville is bourgeoisie...
What do Sherri Martel and George Clooney have in common?
They both got screwed by Stacy Keibler.
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cardscott5
Fella
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| posted on 8-23-2011 at 08:36 PM |
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quote:
Originally posted by Matte
@JEFFHARDYBRAND: Ok it's official...time to go back2work!I will be in Huntsville,AL this
Thursday with ImpactWrestling!!!!
What better way to capitalize on all the buzz about one of the Hardys being a fuck up, than bringing back a Hardy! Sometimes I wonder what the people
in charge are doing in TNA.
Visit my site: www.BearcatsBlog.com. Pretend to care.
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mastermind
Fella
Posts 345
Registered 3-7-2002 Member Is Offline Mood: No Mood.
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| posted on 8-23-2011 at 08:49 PM |
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Connected?
http://www.oowrestling.com/OOForums/viewthread.php?tid=25409
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salmonjunkie
American Dream 
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Registered 6-25-2002 Location Sunny Seattle, WA Member Is Offline Mood: charged
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| posted on 8-23-2011 at 09:19 PM |
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It would be so rad if the audience at the Impact Zone were to start one of these two rants when Hardy is back on the show:
"you're a junkie, clap clap clapclapclap"
"matt fucked up, matt fucked up"
Personally, I think he�s a [freaking homosexual].
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punkerhardcore
The Man 
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Registered 7-15-2005 Member Is OnlineMood: Lickable
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| posted on 8-23-2011 at 09:53 PM |
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quote:
Amidst his thank you messages to friends and family offering their support in recent days, Matt Hardy lashed out at a fan on Twitter who called
him a "washed up joke."
Hardy, whose contract with TNA Wrestling was terminated Saturday immediately following his arrest for driving while impaired, wrote in response,
"PLEASE best against me & insult & have fun at my expense-you you've never done anything, & never will. While I sit at home with enough money
to last 2 lifetimes. SO later, you're BLIZZACKBALLED!"
I wonder if Matt knows how long lifetimes are.
Is everyone mad here?
Of course they are, and you are too... otherwise, you wouldn't have come here.
Come participate in the Career Deadpool 2012! All suggestions/discussions are
welcome.
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JB KING
Posts 793
Registered 12-4-2009 Location Oxnard, CA Member Is Offline Mood: Jamming
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| posted on 8-23-2011 at 10:24 PM |
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quote:
Originally posted by Matte
@JEFFHARDYBRAND: Ok it's official...time to go back2work!I will be in Huntsville,AL this
Thursday with ImpactWrestling!!!!
Ok Matte, your the Jeff Hardy mark...I'm lost. What in the Deliverence is going on here? Why is Jeff jacking it and being chased by a meth
enduist jester?
Two time Winner for 2010 Breakthrough Poster of the Year Award. You read that right.
XBL Gamertag: JB KING
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C.MontgomeryPunk
Man of a Thousand Holds 
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| posted on 8-23-2011 at 10:44 PM |
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The Hardy's are deep thinking intellectuals and philosopher poets - if you can't understand their art or ramblings, it's because
you're a flawed human with shit for brains.
And Jeff isn't "jerking it" he two weeks constipated with painful external hemorrhoids from the all the heroin he's been shooting up.
I remember Eddie Guerrero.
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denverpunk
Showstopper 
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Registered 6-27-2007 Location Mile-Hi Member Is Offline Mood: Stoked
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| posted on 8-24-2011 at 01:49 AM |
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Wow, I'm glad that picture was taken before all the peyote kicked in. Jeff might have done something to make himself look like an ass if
they hadn't.
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Paddlefoot
Posts 1977
Registered 1-19-2008 Location Circus Of Gay Member Is Offline Mood: F'd N Da A
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| posted on 8-24-2011 at 02:34 AM |
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Jesus Christ, and I thought that the pictures of Daizee Haze were disturbing.
GW Bush read Camus because "everyone has to read a book written by a killer whale" - General JC Christian
I downloaded the soundtrack to "Song of the South," and it's 45 minutes of whipcracks, women pleading "please, no," and people screaming.
- the esteemed Dr. Mobute
When the facts change, I change my mind. What do you do, sir? - John Maynard Keynes
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Matte
"Family Man"
Posts 4478
Registered 12-16-2008 Member Is Offline Mood: #HEEL
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| posted on 8-24-2011 at 02:58 AM |
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quote:
Originally posted by punkerhardcore
I wonder if Matt knows how long lifetimes are.
I think he was referring to a wrestler's lifetime, which is on average 50-60 years.
"I'm a professional. I know exactly what I'm doing." - Jeff Hardy
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Chris Is Good517
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Registered 1-10-2002 Location Little Rock, AR Member Is Offline Mood: punchy
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| posted on 8-24-2011 at 03:02 AM |
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quote:
Originally posted by Matt Hardy
PLEASE best against me & insult & have fun at my expense
Where can those of us who bet against him go to collect our winnings?
Gee, I wish I was still alive- LuckyLopez R.I.P.
Bachmann: "I haven't had a gaffe... when it comes to the best Republican who take
on Barack Obama and not have any clunker in my record to be able to take him on, it's me."
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Matte
"Family Man"
Posts 4478
Registered 12-16-2008 Member Is Offline Mood: #HEEL
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| posted on 8-24-2011 at 03:05 AM |
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The 2012 Deadpool.
"I'm a professional. I know exactly what I'm doing." - Jeff Hardy
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Paddlefoot
Posts 1977
Registered 1-19-2008 Location Circus Of Gay Member Is Offline Mood: F'd N Da A
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He's making his drunk buddy who smashed a motorbike into a chainlink fence look smart in comparison.
GW Bush read Camus because "everyone has to read a book written by a killer whale" - General JC Christian
I downloaded the soundtrack to "Song of the South," and it's 45 minutes of whipcracks, women pleading "please, no," and people screaming.
- the esteemed Dr. Mobute
When the facts change, I change my mind. What do you do, sir? - John Maynard Keynes
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JB KING
Posts 793
Registered 12-4-2009 Location Oxnard, CA Member Is Offline Mood: Jamming
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| posted on 8-24-2011 at 09:08 PM |
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TMZ and other sites:
- As seen in Mike's post, Matt Hardy pretty much mocks his wreck over the weekend that resulted in Driving While Impaired charges, in a new
YouTube video.
It turns out that the phone number Hardy posted last night wasn't his but the number of a man that lives near him.
Hardy's girlfriend Reby Sky was asked online about Hardy and said the only reason Hardy is still alive is because of her. Sky said she's
"Hurt / exasperated / exhausted / furious / tired of being lied to / tired of enablers. Just tired" of the whole situation.
- TMZ reports today that Matt Hardy has been rushed to the hospital after falling at home. Here's their report:
"Troubled wrestling star Matt Hardy was rushed to an emergency room in North Carolina this morning after falling down in his home ... TMZ has
learned.
Sources close to Matt tell us ... the ex-TNA star hadn't been feeling well ... but it's unclear as to what caused Matt to fall down.
So far, the extent of his injuries are unknown -- but a family member tells us Hardy is expected to be released from the hospital tomorrow.
It's been a rough month for Hardy -- as TMZ first reported, he was arrested on suspicion of DWI last weekend and was subsequently fired from his
gig at TNA wrestling."
Two time Winner for 2010 Breakthrough Poster of the Year Award. You read that right.
XBL Gamertag: JB KING
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chewey
And I am AWESOME 
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Registered 6-17-2008 Location Washington, DC Member Is Offline Mood: Marchie Archie!
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for some reason this whole Matt Hardy thing reminds me of the angle they ran on Smackdown with Jeff having a string of bad luck, only for it to turn
out that Matt was behind it all along.
"Don't matter how many times you get burnt, you just keep doin' the same."
--Bodie, HBO's The Wire
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the goon
Sister Act
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| posted on 8-25-2011 at 02:26 AM |
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quote:
Originally posted by chewey
for some reason this whole Matt Hardy thing reminds me of the angle they ran on Smackdown with Jeff having a string of bad luck, only for it to turn
out that Matt was behind it all along.
You know, that actually is pretty damn funny.
Though in this case, the ghost that is currently haunting Matt's house (and caused his car accident) is the culprit.
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DevilSoprano
Pee Wee's Plaything 
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| posted on 8-25-2011 at 05:04 AM |
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quote:
Originally posted by Matte
The 2012 Deadpool.
This will be a losing bet for one of two reasons. 1. He'll already be dead. Or 2. He's this generation's version of Jake Roberts.
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Doktor Zlo
And I am AWESOME 
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| posted on 8-25-2011 at 05:53 AM |
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quote:
Troubled wrestling star Matt Hardy was rushed to an emergency room in North Carolina this morning after falling down in his home ... TMZ
has learned.
Stupid TMZ reporters. They don't even know the difference between falling down and trippin'.
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Riko
ButtViper
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Registered 8-24-2011 Location 20 Miles east of Truth or Consequences Member Is Offline Mood: Rainy
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I actually remember a time when I thought that out of the two brothers, Mat was going to be the one to make it. I was wrong..although (in my defence)
he did seem sane at the time (wrestlemania 19 period).
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punkerhardcore
The Man
Posts 5057
Registered 7-15-2005 Member Is OnlineMood: Lickable
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| posted on 8-25-2011 at 06:22 AM |
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quote:
Originally posted by Doktor Zlo
Stupid TMZ reporters. They don't even know the difference between falling down and trippin'.
Fucking awesome.
Is everyone mad here?
Of course they are, and you are too... otherwise, you wouldn't have come here.
Come participate in the Career Deadpool 2012! All suggestions/discussions are
welcome.
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CM Crunk
rOOkie
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Registered 7-20-2011 Location Parts Well Known Member Is Offline Mood: Me Gusta
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If anybody has Netflix on their 360, I suggest watching the Matt & Jeff Hardy WWE documentary. I bought the damn DVD set years back, as a fan.
Watching it again tonight...It's like as if Heath Ledger did a Lunesta ad.
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