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Author: Subject: The Drug-filled Mis-Adventures of Matt and Jeff Hardy (Now NSFW)
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posted on 9-22-2011 at 03:19 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
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I just hope he gets through the rehab and all the legal stuff as quickly as possible. Because I can't wait to go to his wrestling school.


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posted on 11-19-2011 at 10:17 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Apperently from recent tweets, Matt has dropped out of rehab which is causing his lady Reby to be frustrated to the point of leaving him.

Matt's defense? Easy, posting pics of him and his lady...NSFW







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posted on 11-19-2011 at 10:33 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Isn't rehab part of his probation? So he could be going to jail for failing this. Good call Matt. Say hi to Lucky for us.
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posted on 11-19-2011 at 02:07 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
The dirt sheets are saying he's already in jail and has a million dollar bond. Well done, Matt.

Honestly, how can anyone even have sympathy for him at this point?

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posted on 11-19-2011 at 04:54 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Kicked out of rehab for failing breathalyzer test. Since it was court ordered rehab it means jail.





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posted on 11-19-2011 at 05:49 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
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As noted before, Hardy was kicked out of rehab after failing a breathalyzer test. His excuse was that he had just used mouthwash.



...which of course, isn't even allowed in a rehab facility because of the alcohol content. But that's a moot point anyway, since he's lying.





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posted on 11-19-2011 at 06:37 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
MATT HARDY WILL NOT...stay sober.
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posted on 11-19-2011 at 07:11 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Matt Hardy is a classic junkie manipulator. And unlike most junkies Hardy has thousands of enabler fans. Family/friends need to get Reby out of that situation. She's locked in his junkie manipulation con game. Matt's locked in the work in a lot of ways, his career is about playing with emotions of the audience. He's burnt his bridges off of television, but uses social media to keep up his publicity. He's seems to see his life as a big storyline, and this junkie turn is only to set-up his big comeback.

[Edited on 11-19-2011 by C.MontgomeryPunk]





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posted on 11-19-2011 at 09:23 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
How far has Matt Hardy fallen when Jeff is the one that looks like he has his shit together?





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posted on 11-20-2011 at 02:38 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
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There's no way his beer gut flattens out that much, even lying on his back.

EDIT - Upon further inspection, her arm, tit, etc. are positioned pretty blatanly to cover up what are probably his biggest "problem" areas. Maybe that really is him from the neck down.

[Edited on 11-20-2011 by gobbledygooker]





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posted on 11-20-2011 at 07:29 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
entry to gooker's thread of gay:

Gooker is looking at matt's body and commenting on it. really.





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posted on 11-20-2011 at 05:54 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
JBKING, love your stuff. Big fan. Really.

BUT, as a complete fuck-you to Monsieur Hardy you need to photoshop Paul London's face tossing Reby's salad.

Might I suggest this face (which was coincidentally enough the first image that popped up on Google Image FOR "Paul London")



OMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOM

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posted on 11-20-2011 at 05:59 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
A side note...when did Matt Hardy become a Korean pornstar?
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