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Subject: The Drug-filled Mis-Adventures of Matt and Jeff Hardy (Now NSFW)
Grenzschutzgruppe
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posted on 8-26-2011 at 10:00 AM
quote:Originally posted by Doktor Zlo
Stupid TMZ reporters. They don't even know the difference between falling down and trippin'.
[Edited on 8-26-2011 by Grenzschutzgruppe]
the goon
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posted on 8-26-2011 at 04:24 PM
Apparently Shane Helms was arrested for a DWI a couple of days ago:
At this point, should we just do an exclusive Jeff/Matt/Shane Deadpool?
Flash
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posted on 8-26-2011 at 04:36 PM
If I was Shannon Moore I'd avoid the booze for a bit...
Seriously, when these guys were all jumping around on their OMEGA trampolines did they collectively smash their heads together or something?
Qonas
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posted on 8-26-2011 at 04:42 PM
So the OMEGA reunion is going to be set for North Carolina State Prison this year?
Why Don't You Put Out an APB - an Ask Pam Beesly!
So the pop culture zeitgeist of this shitty age I find myself living in doesn't just compel me to love these piggish oafs, but I now also
have to admit that they're the equivalent to hard-working people who've earned legitimate acting careers? Fuck that noise, junior. -
Paddlefoot
denverpunk
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posted on 8-26-2011 at 05:52 PM
Oh, that Shane, always following Matt's footsteps. It must suck for Helms knowing that Matt does everything first and better.
anglefan85
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posted on 8-26-2011 at 08:55 PM
How weird it is that Shannon Moore, a guy with piercings, tattoos and a mohawk, is the one who appears to be the most normal amongst the four of them?
The WWE: Where no one wins, unless you like Cena, in which case you are a sad little fanboy who will never get laid, but we are happy to take your
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salmonjunkie
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posted on 8-26-2011 at 10:04 PM
As a guy with piercings, tattoos, and at times, a mohawk, all I can say is that it grounds you.
Personally, I think he�s a [freaking homosexual].
Lorraine
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posted on 8-26-2011 at 10:26 PM
I'm pretty sure Helms' issue is fallout from his accident a few months back. Still stupid, just not a new stupid.
CreativeInternetAliass
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posted on 8-26-2011 at 10:47 PM
quote:Originally posted by anglefan85
How weird it is that Shannon Moore, a guy with piercings, tattoos and a mohawk, is the one who appears to be the most normal amongst the four of them?
What are you trying to say angle?
Truth is when you look that far outside the norm, you tend not to go and do the crazier shit, cause it's not like you can claim it wasn't
you. People will recognize you.
I remember Lucky Lopez.
dev are you going to give me your address or do i have to check the registered sex offender data base (Firewoman trying to set up a three way meet on
03/20/2011)
ThePunisher
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posted on 8-26-2011 at 11:22 PM
quote:Originally posted by Lorraine
I'm pretty sure Helms' issue is fallout from his accident a few months back. Still stupid, just not a new stupid.
Yeah, that Helms mugshot, while taken yesterday, was actually from his arrest after his accident. They didn't get a mugshot right away, because
he was taken to the hospital. He's been laid up ever since, and he went in yesterday to finally start the court process.
Hence, if you come to Manchester with a United shirt on, you may as well come to Raw with a t-shirt of Hitler getting a rimjob from the Queen and
blowjob from Richard the Lionheart. ~Devineman 07/12/2011
anglefan85
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posted on 8-26-2011 at 11:30 PM
No offense meant towards you, Doug. I know you have all of those and you're a great guy.
I'm just saying that if you had 4 guys and one of those guys had all of that, society usually will view that guy as being at greater risk to do
some crazy shit like this than the other 3.
Is that fair? Absolutely not.
[Edited on 8-26-2011 by anglefan85]
The WWE: Where no one wins, unless you like Cena, in which case you are a sad little fanboy who will never get laid, but we are happy to take your
money away-Moosehead Jack
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C.MontgomeryPunk
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posted on 8-27-2011 at 04:38 AM
Could be because Moore had the least success of the four so is more based in reality. Never made the big money, opened his own business etc.
I remember Eddie Guerrero.
salmonjunkie
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posted on 8-27-2011 at 07:45 AM
quote:Originally posted by anglefan85
No offense meant towards you, Doug. I know you have all of those and you're a great guy.
I'm just saying that if you had 4 guys and one of those guys had all of that, society usually will view that guy as being at greater risk to do
some crazy shit like this than the other 3.
Is that fair? Absolutely not.
[Edited on 8-26-2011 by anglefan85]
Likelier to do crazy shit, yes I'll agree and attest to that.
Likelier to do stupid shit, which is what those three idiots have been doing, is a different bag altogether.
Personally, I think he�s a [freaking homosexual].
Devineman
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posted on 8-27-2011 at 04:11 PM
quote:Originally posted by JB KING
Sources close to Matt tell us ... the ex-TNA star hadn't been feeling well ... but it's unclear as to what caused Matt to fall
down.
Gravity.
The More You Know...
OORick
You and what army?
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posted on 8-27-2011 at 09:28 PM
Anyone besides me half-expecting the Irene North Carolina Death Toll to include two idiots who -- wasted out of their gourds -- took a video camera
outside to film a Youtube Exclusive Ceenamatic JourneyKwest that show the pair (1) attempting to slam a tornado and (2) chiding Irene because there is
only one true Hurricane, respectively?
Rick
[Edited on 8-27-2011 by OORick]
"He's from Mars, Officer; whiskey does not affect alien beings." -- Venus Flytrap speaking on The Rick
S Kid J E T S 48
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posted on 8-31-2011 at 03:44 AM
Was just alerted to this...no idea how to take it...but I hope someone gets Matt Hardy some help fast no matter what...
EDIT: Nevermind...
from rajah.com--
quote:An apparent suicide note Matt Hardy released this evening via YouTube has been confirmed as a hoax.
Jeff Hardy's wife, Beth Britt, is steamed with Matt's latest attempt 'to work the Internet' as police showed up to her North
Carolina residence this evening on a suicide call.
She angrily wrote on her Twitter account, "When the cops show up to our house at 11 pm, for a "suicide call" the fucking joke is over
@MATTHARDYBRAND. Stop trying to work the Internet."
A fan wrote to Britt, "Who the hell calls 911 and sends them to the wrong f'n house?" She responded, "Apparently someone that believed the
stupid video."
She then wrote, "I guess you got what you wanted @MATTHARDYBRAND. Everyone is talking about you, again. But it's not in a good way."
Meanwhile, Shane Helms wrote, "Don't believe the hype." He continued, "And please don't bash me for it! I didn't do it, had
nothing to do with it."
[Edited on 8-31-2011 by S Kid J E T S 48]
FREE ZACK RYDER
C.MontgomeryPunk
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posted on 8-31-2011 at 03:52 AM
I figured it was going to be a new wrestling character or his "rebirth" new and improved with the angel blood in him.
Matt Hardy is caught in the work. He brags about all the money he has, but he's nothing if he doesn't have adoration of the fans, and
with him out of TNA and WWE that's going to burn away quickly.
I remember Eddie Guerrero.
punkerhardcore
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posted on 8-31-2011 at 04:00 AM
She can't yell at her brother-in-law in person, she has to do it via Twitter? That whole family is a pathetic mess. It's like they think
they're living in some shitty reality show where YouTube and Twitter are the cameras.
Is everyone mad here?
Of course they are, and you are too... otherwise, you wouldn't have come here.
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posted on 8-31-2011 at 04:05 AM
Matt Hardy is a fucking tool
Visit my site: www.BearcatsBlog.com. Pretend to care.
Chris Is Good517
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posted on 8-31-2011 at 04:44 AM
quote:Originally posted by cardscott5
Matt Hardy is a fucking tool
Personally I find him charming. Nothing like a good attention-grabbing suicide hoax to really make me appreciate somebody.
Gee, I wish I was still alive- LuckyLopez R.I.P.
Bachmann: "I haven't had a gaffe... when it comes to the best Republican who take
on Barack Obama and not have any clunker in my record to be able to take him on, it's me."
kiez
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posted on 8-31-2011 at 06:19 AM
What a Dick.
We fight like men, but bitch like women.
John "Realest of the Real" "Thug Life" "True Soldier" "Stone Rock-a-Mania" Cena -BlackDragon
punkerhardcore
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posted on 8-31-2011 at 04:19 PM
quote:The YouTube Video was not in any way a suicide note.. No words such as death, suicide, kill, heaven or hell were included-I wanted to see
people's optimism or pessimism towards my words. It's pretty clear to me what their reaction was, and I needed one last attention grabber
to let the World know that Matt Hardy has re-found his true self. After the events of the last couple of weeks, even though I've made some
terrible mistakes, I have come to a revelation in my life. I realized that since the "MATTHEW" videos, with the damage inflicted on my body over the
last 15 years and, more importantly, how I was coping with the severe pain, "Matt Hardy" had lost his way. I went from being the guy who wanted to
change the world, entertain and inspire people to being someone who was more concerned about shock value and making the world unravel my cryptic
messages and videos.
NO MORE.
Tonight's video at http://bit.ly/dvfwOb represented the end of the "New" Matt "MATTHEW" Hardy, as I've come full circle back to the
"Old" Matt Hardy. They say what doesn't kill you makes you stronger, and I believe that statement defined my last two weeks. Regardless of if
its in a wrestling ring or not, I WILL change the World, make it a better place, and inspire and motivate others to do the same. I am of sane mind,
completely clean of any and all crutches, and feel better then I have in years. You'll be surprised at my stories from the last two weeks, as
well as my future plans and aspirations.. More videos will follow on http://www.youtube.com/MATTHARDYBRAND to explain my revelation and reveal my
future plans. I apologize to anyone who was taken off guard or frightened by my final, cryptic YouTube entry. I want to reassure everyone that I am
doing great right now. Stay tuned, as I'll be upgrading and launching several new ventures in the days to come. Be well all, I wish you all the
best.
Matt Hardy
Just to be clear, having your date of birth followed by another date, does not imply death. What a fucking pile of shit he has turned into in just
two weeks time. I can't believe that Jeff is the more stable of the two... at least for now.
Is everyone mad here?
Of course they are, and you are too... otherwise, you wouldn't have come here.
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posted on 8-31-2011 at 05:25 PM
I look forward to Monster Magnet re-doing his theme song!
There's a little pile of ashes where my career used to be.
Title belts and big fed deals all dumped into the sea.
Fake suicide notes on YouTube, my megaphone is Twitter.
My brother�s now the sane one�that makes me fucking bitter.
The old Matt is dead, I�m new..version 7.0
But I still frequent Waffle House, eat Twinkies and Ho Hos
I�m trying to be relevant, until my dying breath.
Hey Jeff�. where�s you stash the crystal (crystal) meth?
Oh yeah!
