Matte
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Wrestler Death Poll
Just a poll for fun.
Of these choices, who will die first? And for bonus points, explain.
"I'm a professional. I know exactly what I'm doing." - Jeff Hardy
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JB KING
  
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This poll is inaccurate. Matt claimed to be dead 2 ago. Sean Waltman lost his soul to Chynas gyna. Hogan is immortal. And Hall has technically been
dead and living off of meds for 13 months. But go the sake of fun I'll go with Hall (heaven forbid it tho)
[Edited on 9-1-2011 by JB KING]
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Cherokee Jack
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Matt's the biggest trainwreck at the current moment, but it's more of an attention-grab. If neither he nor Jeff have died yet, I have a
feeling they're going to be like Roberts, Hogan, Flair, etc...guys who, great as they once were, descended into becoming parodies of themselves
and never went away.
I have to think the best money is on Scott Hall for now. He's got the most notable alcohol/drug problems, and seems to have a new episode on a
fairly regular basis.
Hogan, Nash, McMahon, Roberts, Flair I don't see dying until they're basically dying of old age (which granted, might not be too much
longer for a few of them anyway).
Matt and Jeff will continue to make people think its coming any day now...for about the next 25-30 years.
I'm Cherokee Jack!
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chewey
And I am AWESOME 
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To be fair, I think Waltman has really cleaned himself up in the last half year or so. He stole the show at Chikara's King of Trios this
spring, and his website at realxpac.com actually puts out quality blogs and vlogs. Plus if you listen to him on the Colt Cabana and Arda Ocal
podcasts, he actually comes across as a pretty decent guy.
"Don't matter how many times you get burnt, you just keep doin' the same."
--Bodie, HBO's The Wire
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Smurfs Urine
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As huge a mark I am for the man I do not believe Scott Hall has long left on this temporal plane. He's a walking horror story.
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Sportsguy
Showstopper
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| posted on 9-1-2011 at 03:21 AM |
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I'm not rooting for it, but I think I'd say Hall as well.
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Paddlefoot
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Hoping that it's Hogan but it'll be Scott hall instead, which truly sucks. Flair could be the dark horse candidate her though. Given his
choices of past female companions the next one'll probably be a genuine psycho who pulls a gun on him in bed and puts five bullets into his
chest someday.
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I downloaded the soundtrack to "Song of the South," and it's 45 minutes of whipcracks, women pleading "please, no," and people screaming.
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denverpunk
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I was going to say Jake, but we haven't heard from him in a while. Flair needs to stay alive to pay off his debts, Hogan will unfortunately
NEVER die, and Matt doesn't have the balls to actually commit suicide (and might actually be getting help). Does Nash have health problems
other than his knees?
Second place goes to Jeff Hardy, who just doesn't give a fuck about anything. I think he dies young, but not first.
Which leaves Scott Hall, the most likely to show up in a morgue near you. Reason 1: According to Nash and Hall's family, he's extremely
depressed. Reason 2: He's a very angry drunk prone to blackouts, making him a good candidate to be shot by either the cops or someone defending
himself.
[Edited on 9-1-2011 by denverpunk]
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GordusMaximus
Man of a Thousand Holds
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With Nash back and doing, whatever he's doing with punk... I've been scared of punk digging into hall. At this point, hall's life is
so fucked, he's a sympathetic figure. And I don't want him eviscerated by cm punk
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Katie Vick killer
Man of a Thousand Holds 
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quote:
Originally posted by GordusMaximus
With Nash back and doing, whatever he's doing with punk... I've been scared of punk digging into hall. At this point, hall's life
is so fucked, he's a sympathetic figure. And I don't want him eviscerated by cm punk
This I would love to see!
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DevilSoprano
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He's not sympathetic. He's an alcoholic who refuses to fix his problems. I have no sympathy for people who continue to make the same
choices. And say what you will about it being a disease...I've lived with it in my family. It's a choice to become sick. It's a
choice to stay sick. Fuck Scott Hall. Fuck Matt & Jeff. Fuck Jake. Fuck em all on a personal level.
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gobbledygooker
Sister Act 2 
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What about Vince? He's not an alchoholic or drug addict (that we know of at least).
Or does he just get a "fuck you on a personal level" just on the basis of being Vince McMahon?
Anyone who lets their hair grow below their ears to where I can't see their ears means they don't wash. If they don't wash, they
stink, and if they stink, I don't want the son-of-a-bitch around me.
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DevilSoprano
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Right, Vince got his body at 60 years of age with no help. He's clean as a whistle.
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gobbledygooker
Sister Act 2
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I remember when Vince started wrestling around the time of Stone Cold and all that and he came out in his tank top looking ripped as could be and I
was just thinking "Here's this guy who's company has been under fire for steroids for years and he comes out looking like THAT?!" I
guess he was basically telling everyone to kiss his ass. The ass that he'll stick as many needles in as he wants.
Anyone who lets their hair grow below their ears to where I can't see their ears means they don't wash. If they don't wash, they
stink, and if they stink, I don't want the son-of-a-bitch around me.
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Eric Weddle
rOOkie
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quote:
Originally posted by DevilSoprano
He's not sympathetic. He's an alcoholic who refuses to fix his problems. I have no sympathy for people who continue to make the same
choices. And say what you will about it being a disease...I've lived with it in my family. It's a choice to become sick. It's a
choice to stay sick. Fuck Scott Hall. Fuck Matt & Jeff. Fuck Jake. Fuck em all on a personal level.
Your such an angry person
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theflammablemanimal
The Man
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| posted on 9-2-2011 at 04:27 PM |
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Vince's limo could explode any day now.
Nash has missed at least one show because of a heart attack. So if the reports are true that he's not medically cleared to wrestle, I'd
guess it was because of his heart and not his knees. Also, like Adam Carol says, you don't see that many old 7"foot tall people around. I think
just being that big, even without abusing anything, puts a lot of stress on your body and organs.
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Eli
The Immortal One
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quote:
Originally posted by DevilSoprano
I have no sympathy for people who ...
Ding! Ding! Ding!
We got one of them "no sympathy" people here! That's right kids. They don't just lack sympathy they also have impulsive desire to slap
it onto their sleeve like a badge! Because what's the point of lacking sympathy if you can't show people how tough as nails you are by
displaying your utter disregard for the suffering!
Because if there is something this world has to much of, it's sympathy. I mean, think of how much money is spent on sympathy each year! I had
stuff to do today but unfortunately, I read a story on Scott hll and now I have to sympathize all afternoon.
Generally, when I see something that starts with "I Have no sympathy for..." it generally means, "I'm a dick and here's why..."
Sorry brother but I would love a moratorium on the phrase "I have no sympathy..." primarily because sympathy doesn't take any effort but the
displaying of a lack of sympathy certainly does. So try not to go out of your way to tell the world about your lack of sympathy because it's
easier to must have no sympathy all by yourself.
See also...
http://glpiggy.net/2011/02/18/why-i-have-no-sympathy-for-lara-logan/
http://stevebussey.com/wp/2011/08/hurricane-irene/
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AMWPRZq0QsA
The universe seems neither benign nor hostile, merely indifferent.
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gobbledygooker
Sister Act 2
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^^^^^^^^ Post Of The Year candidate? I think it may be in the running.
Anyone who lets their hair grow below their ears to where I can't see their ears means they don't wash. If they don't wash, they
stink, and if they stink, I don't want the son-of-a-bitch around me.
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williamssl
Steers and Queers 
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Throw it in them memory jogger thread if you think so. OTherwise in 3 months no one will remember it.
Don't Mess With Texas
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Qonas
Showstopper 
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I have no sympathy for people who condone a lack of personal responsibility.
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DevilSoprano
Pee Wee's Plaything
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I'll have no sympathy if Matt Hardy gets behind the wheel of a car and kills you Eli...how bout them apples?
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williamssl
Steers and Queers
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What if Shane Helms does it cuz I think he's the more likely candidate.
Don't Mess With Texas
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the goon
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What if it's both of them? Shane hits him head-on and then Matt slams into the back of him.
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williamssl
Steers and Queers
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We're not talking about cars anymore, are we?
Don't Mess With Texas
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Paddlefoot
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Hopefully we're back to discussing motorbikes going full-bore into metal fences and leaving nothing behind it but a nice cheese grater effect.
OMEGA meth-head faction finally meets it omega for real, jack. Boo-yah!
GW Bush read Camus because "everyone has to read a book written by a killer whale" - General JC Christian
I downloaded the soundtrack to "Song of the South," and it's 45 minutes of whipcracks, women pleading "please, no," and people screaming.
- the esteemed Dr. Mobute
When the facts change, I change my mind. What do you do, sir? - John Maynard Keynes
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