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posted on 9-12-2011 at 11:15 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Should his nickname be Choky Romo of Tony Choke-o? He just can't seem to handle pressure.

Glad he, and an awesome blocked punt, bailed out Sanchez and the Jets.





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posted on 9-12-2011 at 12:55 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
I am as shocked as anyone that my Bears did so well with Atlanta. Man, when the Falcons are away from home they just aren't the same team.
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posted on 9-12-2011 at 05:06 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
I was a little worried after that kickoff return in the first play against the Chargers, but seeing the defense shut down AP and McNabb was lovely.

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posted on 9-12-2011 at 05:10 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Oh Romo! Here's to many more years of entertainment watching you QB the 'Boys!







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posted on 9-12-2011 at 05:14 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
You know, it didn't occur to me at the time, but that (technically speaking) should have been an illegal motion penalty on Dallas - Romo was moving toward the line of scrimmage when the ball was snapped.

Eh, whatever - both the wife and I are happy. My Jets won, her Redskins won, and the Cowboys lost.





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posted on 9-12-2011 at 08:15 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote


Still looking for a decent "deal with it" picture or somekind of "okay" face for Romo.





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posted on 9-12-2011 at 08:46 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Come on, a jv high school team can shut down Mcnabb. You know Romo was embarrassing when he keeps everyone from talking about Mcnabb and his 81 TOTAL yds.

I'd love to see a gif of Garrett, lifting his hat and rubbing his head while holding back tears. Even better than the clueless Wade Phillips face.





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posted on 9-12-2011 at 11:36 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Anyone notice MNF is playing RVD's old theme when they introduce the defenses?





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posted on 9-12-2011 at 11:43 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
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Oh Romo! Here's to many more years of entertainment watching you QB the 'Boys!




The only thing more embarrassing would have been had the ball hit him in the nuts and we crumpled to the ground.

I had written off my 'Boys headed into the season.
I started to unwrite them off during the game.
I corrected myself.





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posted on 9-13-2011 at 06:04 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
So is it ok to confirm Tim Tebow as the Zack Ryder of the NFL?

Also, go Raiders.





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posted on 9-13-2011 at 06:12 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
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I think one game may be a little fast to consider Cam great. He had a great game for a rookie QB. Lets not forget it was also against a pretty average Arizona team.


He had the best game EVER for a rookie QB.

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posted on 9-13-2011 at 06:14 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
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posted on 9-13-2011 at 01:14 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
As the resident Raiders fan, I was pretty pleased with the win. Campbell didn't implode ans they stuck with Run DMc when previous teams wouldn't have. Defense was solid with just the one offensive TD allowed.

SeaBass was awesome. I think every kickoff went out of the end zone on the fly and a couple split the uprights. Not to mention ANOTHER 60+ yarder. Favorite Raider EVAR.

Lechler too. 4 or 5 punts went 60+ yards.

Yes it was in Denver..... thin air......blah blah... It was also in a pretty steady rain. with a wet ball and soggy footing.





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posted on 9-18-2011 at 08:56 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
The Bills and Redskins are 2-0? Baltimore gets beat by Tennessee after killing Pittsburgh last week? The Chiefs are possibly the worst team in the NFL? Ah, gotta love the NFL.

And I give my Panthers credit, they hung with the Packers for a lot of the game, but the turnovers killed us. Cam's three interceptions were ugly, but he still threw for over 400 yards again and had two touchdowns. It's great to be excited about the QB position again in Carolina after suffering through the fall of Delhomme and Moore/Clausen over the last few years.

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posted on 9-19-2011 at 05:18 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
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So is it ok to confirm Tim Tebow as the Zack Ryder of the NFL?



No. Tim Tebow is the Yoshi Tatsu of the NFL. Not very talented, never makes it on the field, yet there is a vast legion of fans (Japanese people, people who love Yoshi's music) who irrationally root for him and can't understand why he's never on their TV.

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And I give my Panthers credit, they hung with the Packers for a lot of the game, but the turnovers killed us. Cam's three interceptions were ugly, but he still threw for over 400 yards again and had two touchdowns. It's great to be excited about the QB position again in Carolina after suffering through the fall of Delhomme and Moore/Clausen over the last few years.


Cam Newton on a team that had more talent than just Cam Newton would be a pretty scary thing.

Glad to see my Steelers back tied for first in the AFC North... with the Ravens, Browns, and Bengals.

The Bills and Lions are 2-0 and the Colts are 0-2. I already love this season.





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posted on 9-19-2011 at 10:50 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
My eliminator plan so far has just been to pick against the Colts. Might add the Seahawks to the list.





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Cam Newton on a team that had more talent than just Cam Newton would be a pretty scary thing.


I do think we've got some talent on the offensive side other than Cam (hell, Cam's presence alone has given Steve Smith a bit of a rebirth, as he currently leads the NFL in receiving yards), but I'm more excited to see where things are going to be a year or two down the road with Cam under center.

On the defensive side, we've already lost Jon Beason and Thomas Davis (whose career may very well be over) for the season, which fucking sucks.

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posted on 9-20-2011 at 04:52 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
I think I finally recovered from the heartbreak of the Raiders/Bills Game. I'm not sure what happened as it seemed we were rolling at halftime them BOOM.. nothing.

I do like the way the offense is working. as long as Run DMc stays healthy.

Jets/Pats/Texans next 3 games. We'll be the BEST 1-4 Team in the league!

And Normally I hate when people bitch about the officiating, but I think the Raiders are suffering from an inverse Michael Jordan effect. Jordan got calls because.. he was Jordan. There were more than a few 'questionable' calls against the Raiders in the second half, almost as if.. We're getting calls against us just because we're the Raiders.

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Wow, the Giants stink. Eli is as dumb (if not dumber) and terrible as ever, but now the defense and running game aren't good enough to cover for him. Good thing the rest of the NFC East looks like a mash unit. Can't believe the Redskins have the lead, for even 1 week.





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posted on 9-20-2011 at 03:46 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Another season, and yet another year where Chicago doesn't get any better on offence, and then, I imagine, the whole company looks at each other like "Wait, how did we lose that one?" and "When did we get a QB who throws this new fangled forward pass?"

Good Lord. Thanks God Minnesota is so inept this year, or we'd honestly be looking at last in the North.

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I'll give Lovie Smith credit: he's kinda seemed a bit more pissed this season. When people don't perform well, he's not tossing out a variation of the old "Rex is our quarterback" speech, he's throwing them under the boss. And him flat out saying that the offense not running the ball even a little bit (dump off's to the running back =/= runs, no matter how good Matt Forte is) was the reason they lost is a step up.

The problem is two fold:
1) Mike Martz is a complete egomaniac who believes his system is infallible, despite the fact he spent about a year before last having to work for the NFL Network because no one wanted to use his system, and the fact he was barely even the fifth choice the Bears had for Offensive Coordinator.
2) Once Gabe Carimi went down with his knee injury, the Bears exterior O-Line once again became Frank Omiyale and J'Marcus Webb, which is a proven failure.





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posted on 9-22-2011 at 01:16 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Wait, did Aaron Rogers do a Ric Flair TD dance?





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posted on 9-25-2011 at 08:28 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Random thoughts:

-The Dream Team is 1-2.

-So um, the Bills are for real then?

-CAM WINS! CAM WINS!

-I almost feel bad for Minnesota at this point.

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posted on 9-25-2011 at 08:36 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
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-So um, the Bills are for real then?


Four picks and just beat New England? If they aren't, then this is as close as they've been in a damn long time.





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