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posted on 9-25-2011 at 08:55 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Suck on that, Tom Brady! Not that I'm a Buffalo fan (even if Stevie Johnson's on my fantasy team), but not much in football makes me happier than seeing the Pats lose.
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posted on 9-25-2011 at 10:35 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
So.. according to NFL logic, The Raiders = The Patriots





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posted on 9-25-2011 at 11:35 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Speaking of real, suck it FF. The Raiders proved their legitamacy with that fantastic game. Good luck with this one Rex Ryan lol





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posted on 9-26-2011 at 03:50 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Wow, I can't believe that Donovan Mcnabb has gotten even worse, and the Vikings have a coach that's even dumber than Brad Childress.

The Colts have basically turned into the Mud Dawgs. Their opponents should just get the lead, then kneel down for the rest of the game to avoid Freeney and Mathis.

What a surprise, Vick is already whining and bashing the refs, even as they help him off the ground.

I'm starting to really hate Eli. Besides being dumb and terrible, he's also starting to visibly throw his receivers under the bus, like when he gave the what the hell look to the receiver on the fourth and short, when it was Eli's awful Mcnabbian pass that screwed it up.

Stupid Jets. (And stupid autocorrect. Really, jeta turns into nefarious instead of Jets? What?)





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posted on 9-26-2011 at 04:13 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
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I'm starting to really hate Eli. Besides being dumb and terrible, he's also starting to visibly throw his receivers under the bus, like when he gave the what the hell look to the receiver on the fourth and short, when it was Eli's awful Mcnabbian pass that screwed it up.





So 4 TDs 0 INTs against the $40 Million secondary (approx) and you still insist he is terrible.....

ETA:spelling....

[Edited on 9-26-2011 by OOMike]





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Against an overrated $40 million secondary that can't tackle, yes. Or do you think he deserves credit for Victor Cruz breaking tackles and making an amazing catch on a ball that never should have been thrown into double coverage?

Either way, this makes him 1-for-3 on good games this year. He did nothing last week against a Rams team that gave up 1000 yards in the first quarter this week, and he lost to the Redskins.

So yes, even as a Giants fan, I think he's terrible.





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posted on 9-26-2011 at 07:20 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Great job by Ryan Fitzpatrick acting like he didn't know how to play QB his first five years in the league. He sure had me fooled! Nice work!

I watched the Panthers game at a local bar yesterday and there was a group of Eagles fans (this being Charlotte, home of the most transplants in the continental U.S., there were also Patriots fans, Steelers fans, Jets fans, Giants fans, Saints fans, etc., etc.) Regardless, listening to the Eagles fans screaming and yelling and carrying on any time the Eagles moved the ball forward (even it was for half a yard) solidified the fact that jackass Eagles fans really do exist outside of the confines of Lincoln Financial Field.





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posted on 9-26-2011 at 09:02 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
That reminds me, McCoy seemed unstoppable yesterday. If Andy Reid wasn't so freaking dumb, the Eagles would have won for sure. Thankfully, they still run idiotic short-yardage plays. Why come out with an empty backfield from the one? Dumb.

Also, seemed pretty clear that Vick was terrified of running yesterday. There were a few times especially on one 3rd down, where he had an easy path to a first down but chose to throw instead.





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posted on 9-26-2011 at 09:51 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
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That reminds me, McCoy seemed unstoppable yesterday. If Andy Reid wasn't so freaking dumb, the Eagles would have won for sure.


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posted on 9-26-2011 at 10:20 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
I didn't get to see the Raiders game yesterday, but I did listen to it online. I'll take the win, and I am really liking Hue's offense Run DMc should be on the short list for Offensive MVP so far this season. 19 carries for 171. He did have a 70 yard run, so take that out and he still had 100+ yards at 5.+ per carry.

Defensively...... We really need some secondary help. Stanford Rout is an average at best corner, despite the payday he got. Chris Johnson is hurt, and he sucks anyway. Michael Huff is hurt, Tyvon Branch is playing over his head and that is still at a sub-par level. Teams can throw on us all day. And Tom Brady comes to town following a loss.... I'm not really looking forward to this one. Perhaps Seymour can fire up the DLine and get some pressure on him.

Good thing is The Chiefs suck out loud, the Broncos aren't much better, and the Chargers seem to be as streaky as ever, plus their Head Coach is still Norv. I think we can go 9-7 and I think that' will be enough to win the AFCWest.





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posted on 9-27-2011 at 05:21 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Man, I hope Tony Romo gave Jaworski/Gruden some towels when they were done fellating him last night. Yes, it was a gutty performance but he made maybe one big play, had less than 300 yards and no TDs and they're calling it the greatest win of his career. Ignoring the fact that the Redskins are terrible and its not that impressive to outduel Rex Grossman, all the credit for that game should go to the defense and the run game. But nope, got to talk up the handsome qb.

Also got a big kick out of the Vick talk since Keyshawn/Chris Carter/ Tom Jackson (three non-QBs) acted like the non-calls were a huge injustice (Jackson seemed livid) but Dilfer (an actual QB) thought he was a whiney bitch. Funny, I don't remember those 3 guys getting upset when Matt Ryan got blasted last week or when Aaron Rogers got concussed last year by a flying headbutt. I also enjoyed how uncomfortable Steve Young became when Dilfer suggested QBs should expect to get hit in the face.

And speaking of toughness, I'm not surprised no one seems to be mentioning Brady dogging it on his pick-6 instead of going for a tackle. But I'm really surprised that no one is giving grief to the Bills defense for not blasting him when they had the chance. Someone had him lined up and pulled off for no reason. I guess that in today's National Football League, it's inappropriate to point out when someone needs to get hit.





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posted on 9-27-2011 at 06:09 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
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I'm not surprised no one seems to be mentioning Brady dogging it on his pick-6


We are up here. That and the fact that he blames his WRs for anything bad that happens. Chad Johnson is partially responsible for 1 INT because he ran a lazy in-cut, but beyond that, Brady was missing throws all day. When he has days like that, it's an uphill battle against people who claim he never does anything wrong - but believe it or not, that's a smaller minority than it was even a couple of years ago.

The diva shit is starting to wear really thin. He's the best QB in the game hands down. But no player is perfect, and no player is above criticism. It's been an interesting phenomenon watching the Boston area media and fanbase protect this guy like they have for so long. They've never done it before with anyone else that I can remember. It's against their nature.

It's encouraging to see that when he plays a bad game, he's starting to get called out for it; just like any other player. No one should be above criticism.

I'm going to hold on to one fun stat though. Brady has now thrown 4 INTs five different times. In each of the previous 4 seasons in which he had a game where he threw 4 INTs, the Patriots went to the Super Bowl.

Also, the last time they lost to the Bills, they won the Super Bowl that season.

So there's that. I was nervous about the Bills going into this week. I'm also nervous about the Raiders in Oakland; but they'll spank the Jets in Foxboro after that, go into the bye 3-2 or 4-1, and then we'll see after that.

I think they'll be ok, even if they continue to rush 3 and drop 8 like they did through most of the Bills game. My point? If you can't cover anyway, why drop 8? Just blitz and maybe you'll hit the QB by accident.

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posted on 9-27-2011 at 07:07 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
After playing at a decent level so far this season, it was great to have the Rex Grossman I know and love back in Washington's final offensive play. Even if it meant a Cowboys win.





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posted on 10-2-2011 at 10:41 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
When is Pass Interference not Pass interference. When the call benefits the Raiders.

PI flag in the End Zone. Spot the ball at the 2. Move the fucking chains, and THEN retract the call?

Probably lose the game anyway, but still, what kind of shit was that?





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posted on 10-3-2011 at 04:27 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Wow, so I almost got completely fucked in my fantasy game today due to my opponent having Baltimore's defense...three touchdowns, three fumble recoveries, two sacks, and one interception? Craziness.

And that was one bizarre game tonight, where both offenses (or at the very least, both quarterbacks) basically did dick and the defenses and special teams put up most of the points. And the Jets got raped out there.

And because I always have to comment on the Panthers, tough loss to the Bears today. A questionable holding call on Shockey that negated a touchdown which would have given us the lead was killer, as were two missed field goals (one of which was blocked). The rebirth of Steve Smith due to Cam Newton has been fun to watch though and Cam lit it up again today. Now if only we could get a few more wins.

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"offseason Champions" Philadelphia Eagles: 1-3

Actual Superbowl Champion Green Bay Packers: 4-0

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"offseason Champions" Philadelphia Eagles: 1-3


I'm wondering if there's going to be some sort of lawsuit when the Eagles' predetermined Super Bowl spot is given to another team in February.

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I'm beginning to buy into the Lions as a wild card team. I thought that division was going to be tough, but the Vikings are wretched and the Bears will probably go 9-7.

Also, my Steelers are going to be lucky to go 8-8, I think. The defense is old and worn down, and while the receivers are great, the QB is like a panicky chihuahua and there is no run game. The Ravens have that division in the bag and if they keep playing at this level, I think they're a lock for the Super Bowl. I hate to say it, but there it is.





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posted on 10-4-2011 at 02:39 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
If Mark Sanchez ever goes to prison he may be treated more gently than he was by the Ravens last night.





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Sanchez and Romo are.doing a great job for the Grantland bad quarterback league.





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posted on 10-7-2011 at 11:35 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Vince Wilfork interceptions are the best thing to ever happen in the NFL.
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posted on 10-8-2011 at 05:09 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Well..it happened..

Al Davis is dead

I don't know exactly what this means to the Raiders, but yeah, he's dead.





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It means a couple of things.

1. They are going to Houston and going to win one for the Gipper.
2. No more crazy decisions an firings
3. Lots of black armbands
4. No more excuses, a lot of people think the Raiders are on the cusp of being great again but always used Al as an anchor. With his passing, motivation and new found awesome offense I think they can make it to the playoffs





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posted on 10-9-2011 at 09:32 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
I sweated out that win. Holy crap do we need some secondary help. And someone to cover a back out of the backfield running a route.

On the plus, we're 3-2 and heading into a stretch of 5 winnable games (Cle, KC, Den, SD & Min). I was hoping to be 2-3 and expecting to be 1-4 through 5. As rough as we have played at time, we still are in the hunt.

And I love SeaBass. Seriously, can a Kicker be MVP?

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