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salmonjunkie
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posted on 3-27-2013 at 04:55 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
He's the best character on the show!
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posted on 3-27-2013 at 05:17 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
It's difficult not to respect Tyrion Lannister when practically the first scene he appears in is where he's getting blown whilst chugging a beer.





You know, everyone says it's not supposed to make sense, like that's the whole point, dude. And I'm just saying, you know, that's like an excuse for lazy storytelling. Just don't sell me shite and tell me it's gold, all right? I might be stoned, but I'm not high. You know what I mean?
- Cassidy from Preacher, commenting on The Big Lebowski and/or professional wrestling

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Denethor
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posted on 3-27-2013 at 08:15 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
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Originally posted by mooseheadjack

ultra magnus has gone fishing, lucky is taking it up the ass in prison, stormtrooper is in the cell next door for stalking the undertaker (either trying to win his affection, or threatening to kill him, I forget which) and Solly is outside the prison trying to get in so he can get in on some of that man on man love


Gotcha. At least none of them is lonely. Except maybe magnus.

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posted on 3-27-2013 at 08:35 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
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lucky is taking it up the ass in prison, stormtrooper is in the cell next door for stalking the undertaker

And they have come back to us, posting from a joint account.





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posted on 4-28-2013 at 03:11 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Bump.

I have this nagging feeling that folby just went and changed his name to DevilSoprano. Confirm/deny?

A couple of fixtures from when I was new that aren't around anymore, but whose posts I remember I liked reading:
- blackdragon
- C. Montgomery Punk/Shaggy
- madiq
- Nikki Heyman





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posted on 5-4-2013 at 12:50 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Didn't DevSop post a personal picture of himself? Because I met Folby in real life and I don't recall thinking they looked alike at all. Folby was cool as shit. He gave me (literally for free) a ticket to an awesome ROH show in Manhatten. Got to see Joe vs American Dragon vs KENTA, among other things. Sadly I can't find the show for sale... In Your Face was the name.





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Venomhawk
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posted on 1-8-2014 at 03:19 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Some of us reappear at the most random of times! Even if we haven't posted in YEARS!!

***edited to add***

Holy shit I didn't realize it's been more than ten years since I registered here!

[Edited on 1-8-14 by Venomhawk]





Long live long time lurking and minimal posting!

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williamssl
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posted on 1-10-2014 at 11:54 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Did flam die? He usually posts about 20x/week...and hasn't logged in since mid December.





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posted on 1-13-2014 at 04:25 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
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Originally posted by williamssl
Did flam die? He usually posts about 20x/week...and hasn't logged in since mid December.



Is flam Rick's alter ego?





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posted on 2-5-2014 at 05:53 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Seriously - is flam dead?





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punkerhardcore
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posted on 2-5-2014 at 06:24 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
He'd mentioned in a post a while back that his wife was pregnant... maybe she had the kid, and he's just been really busy?





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posted on 2-5-2014 at 07:28 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Yeah, I'd hope a new kid takes precedence over posting on here. Whatever the case, I hope it's that and not because he's pulled a Lucky.
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posted on 2-5-2014 at 07:51 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
I have flam's cell number from a while back. Maybe I'll text him





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posted on 2-5-2014 at 08:41 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
C'mon you can still post with a newborn in your lap.





"Hulk Hogan have the sex with some dumb bitch on the TV. The girl smart if she make the $$ from his bald ass but she also desperate to have sex with the howdy doody like Hulk Hogan. He worse than Mel Gibson and I think now %10000 he prove he have grasshopper dick and raisin balls." - The Iron Sheik

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posted on 2-6-2014 at 06:09 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Plus, why would anybody want to hang out with some lousy baby?





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Of course they are, and you are too... otherwise, you wouldn't have come here.

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Thom
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posted on 2-6-2014 at 07:25 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Wait. Flam is married? I kinda hate to admit this, but I never would have guessed that. No particular reason - he just seemed like a single guy to me.





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posted on 2-6-2014 at 08:36 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
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Originally posted by punkerhardcore
Plus, why would anybody want to hang out with some lousy baby?


Awesome. This just made me laugh maniacally at my desk.



[Edited on 2-6-2014 by denverpunk]

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posted on 2-7-2014 at 04:27 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
quote:
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Wait. Flam is married? I kinda hate to admit this, but I never would have guessed that. No particular reason - he just seemed like a single guy to me.


Because his numerous and very-opinionated posts pretty much left no room for an actual relationship in his life. Or so we thought.





"Hulk Hogan have the sex with some dumb bitch on the TV. The girl smart if she make the $$ from his bald ass but she also desperate to have sex with the howdy doody like Hulk Hogan. He worse than Mel Gibson and I think now %10000 he prove he have grasshopper dick and raisin balls." - The Iron Sheik

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Thom
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posted on 2-7-2014 at 03:43 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Good point.





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TownOfDalem
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posted on 2-7-2014 at 03:57 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Per Flam's text:

"Yeah I'm fine, not in prison like Lucky. I'm just trying to focus on some other things, like writing and getting in shape. My wife's pregnant so I feel like this is my last good chance to get things done.

Although with the network, the Rumble and Punk, I can't decide if I chose the best time or the worst time to take a board hiatus."

Sounds like a cover story to me. I assume he is sharing a cell with Lucky.





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punkerhardcore
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posted on 2-7-2014 at 06:17 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
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Originally posted by TownOfDalem
Per Flam's text:

"Yeah I'm fine, not in prison like Lucky. I'm just trying to focus on some other things, like writing and getting in shape. My wife's pregnant so I feel like this is my last good chance to get things done.

Although with the network, the Rumble and Punk, I can't decide if I chose the best time or the worst time to take a board hiatus."

Sounds like a cover story to me. I assume he is sharing a cell with Lucky.



Ok, then obviously that's a bullshit story. Something has happened to him, because that's not really Flam who sent you that text. If that were Flam, it would have said--

"Yeah Im fiber, not in prison like Lockout. I'm just trying to discus on some other things, like Wyoming and getting in shape. My wired pregnant so I feel like this is my lady good chance to get things dive.

Although with the mermaids, the Rumble and Oink, I can't decide if I chose the best time or the SKYDIVE to take a board hiatus."





Is everyone mad here?
Of course they are, and you are too... otherwise, you wouldn't have come here.

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posted on 2-7-2014 at 10:08 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Goddamn Punker is bringing the quality with his last few posts. I think we have another POTY candidate.





"Hulk Hogan have the sex with some dumb bitch on the TV. The girl smart if she make the $$ from his bald ass but she also desperate to have sex with the howdy doody like Hulk Hogan. He worse than Mel Gibson and I think now %10000 he prove he have grasshopper dick and raisin balls." - The Iron Sheik

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posted on 2-7-2014 at 10:43 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Why don't you go ahead and mention it in the memory jogger thread then? It's not going to show up there on its own.





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Paddlefoot
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posted on 2-8-2014 at 03:16 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by TownOfDalem
Per Flam's text:

"Yeah I'm fine, not in prison like Lucky. I'm just trying to focus on some other things, like writing and getting in shape. My wife's pregnant so I feel like this is my last good chance to get things done.

Although with the network, the Rumble and Punk, I can't decide if I chose the best time or the worst time to take a board hiatus."

Sounds like a cover story to me. I assume he is sharing a cell with Lucky.


Lucky's got a new bottom bitch.





You know, everyone says it's not supposed to make sense, like that's the whole point, dude. And I'm just saying, you know, that's like an excuse for lazy storytelling. Just don't sell me shite and tell me it's gold, all right? I might be stoned, but I'm not high. You know what I mean?
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posted on 2-8-2014 at 10:48 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
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Originally posted by williamssl
Why don't you go ahead and mention it in the memory jogger thread then? It's not going to show up there on its own.


Two days later...done.





"Hulk Hogan have the sex with some dumb bitch on the TV. The girl smart if she make the $$ from his bald ass but she also desperate to have sex with the howdy doody like Hulk Hogan. He worse than Mel Gibson and I think now %10000 he prove he have grasshopper dick and raisin balls." - The Iron Sheik

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