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posted on 3-14-2013 at 05:09 PM
Missing OOsters
Yes I know that life happens....people:
..get new jobs that alter their posting behaviors
..have their internet access changed
..lose interest in wrestling
..get a life and find other things to consume their time
..go on vacations..
..etc etc etc
That being said, where's nOOb? He's "SD Spoilers" guy...
He hasn't posted in over a month..but seems to be logging into his account fairly regularly (had yesterday when I checked..or at least someone
had).
Don't Mess With Texas
Paddlefoot
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posted on 3-14-2013 at 06:26 PM
... deceased
.... in prison
... roaming the streets on bath salts and making life more interesting for hobos
.... stabbed in the throat by a fellow player, most likely on bath salts, during a particularly vigourous Ravenloft session
.... anal attempt went horribly, horribly wrong
... Hitler got 'em
.... accidentally blundered across a Girls marathon on HBO and slit their own wrists in response
Possibilities are like endless.
You know, everyone says it's not supposed to make sense, like that's the whole point, dude. And I'm just saying, you know,
that's like an excuse for lazy storytelling. Just don't sell me shite and tell me it's gold, all right? I might be stoned, but
I'm not high. You know what I mean?
- Cassidy from Preacher, commenting on The Big Lebowski and/or professional wrestling
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posted on 3-14-2013 at 06:34 PM
quote:Originally posted by Paddlefoot
.... anal attempt went horribly, horribly wrong
Giving or receiving?
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Paddlefoot
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posted on 3-14-2013 at 06:42 PM
Toss up to which is worse depending on how strong one's gag reflex is. The catcher gets some pain but the pitcher ends up getting the spray.
Sort of a dog-meets-skunk type of thing.
You know, everyone says it's not supposed to make sense, like that's the whole point, dude. And I'm just saying, you know,
that's like an excuse for lazy storytelling. Just don't sell me shite and tell me it's gold, all right? I might be stoned, but
I'm not high. You know what I mean?
- Cassidy from Preacher, commenting on The Big Lebowski and/or professional wrestling
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posted on 3-14-2013 at 07:35 PM
quote:Originally posted by Paddlefoot
.... accidentally blundered across a Girls marathon on HBO and slit their own wrists in response
Finally. I was really starting to think I was the only person who can't stand that show.
Is everyone mad here?
Of course they are, and you are too... otherwise, you wouldn't have come here.
Paddlefoot
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posted on 3-14-2013 at 07:49 PM
It's hard to believe that anyone could make a show so obnoxious on all levels that it makes something as repellent as Sex In The City look like
it came from the golden age of television in comparison.
You know, everyone says it's not supposed to make sense, like that's the whole point, dude. And I'm just saying, you know,
that's like an excuse for lazy storytelling. Just don't sell me shite and tell me it's gold, all right? I might be stoned, but
I'm not high. You know what I mean?
- Cassidy from Preacher, commenting on The Big Lebowski and/or professional wrestling
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posted on 3-14-2013 at 09:05 PM
He's hanging out with Lucky.
#GLENNSURVIVESLOL - Cherokee Jack, from TWD Season 6 thread
Paddlefoot
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posted on 3-14-2013 at 10:15 PM
Is anyone really sure that Lucky isn't dead or comatose or something? The way he so comprehensively disappeared after becoming the dominant
poster around here was quite startling. He was up there with Dev and a couple of the other OO lads when it came to knowing what was going on in
wrestling in just about every promotion at any given time so the "I'm sick and tired of wrestling and of talking about it" doesn't seem
to be too plausible for such a dedicated acolyte like him. It's hard to believe that he hasn't been able to pay off his internet bill and
get back online in the two or three years since he left.
You know, everyone says it's not supposed to make sense, like that's the whole point, dude. And I'm just saying, you know,
that's like an excuse for lazy storytelling. Just don't sell me shite and tell me it's gold, all right? I might be stoned, but
I'm not high. You know what I mean?
- Cassidy from Preacher, commenting on The Big Lebowski and/or professional wrestling
punkerhardcore
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posted on 3-14-2013 at 10:21 PM
Yeah, we always joke that he's dead/incarcerated, but does anyone actually know? The only thing I've heard is that he owes a bunch of
people around here money from fantasy baseball or something.
Is everyone mad here?
Of course they are, and you are too... otherwise, you wouldn't have come here.
nOOb
The Man
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posted on 3-15-2013 at 02:55 AM
Yeah, I pretty much haven't posted for a little over a month so I could randomly do that. I was bored. Also, haven't watched wrestling
in that timeframe because 1) TNA sucks and every time I give it a chance based on people saying it hasn't been bad for a few weeks, I tune into
see the hot garbage they usually produce and 2) WWE has made next-to-no effort to build up Wrestlemania, and apparently decided the Hall of Fame
class needed to stop with Donald Trump (and the inductions were the only thing keeping me watching). So I had nothing to say on half the board, and I
forgot about the other half. And really wanted to randomly bust out the "Surprise Motherfucker" montage.
That's been the last month for me, what's new with you guys?
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posted on 3-15-2013 at 06:24 PM
Don't ever do that again. I was scared shitless for you.
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posted on 3-21-2013 at 04:34 PM
Y'know, I haven't been on the internet much beyond looking at wiki-guides for parts of games I get stuck on, and while it is a cross
between work (tourist season in Moab is ramping up, so we've been swamped with drunken assholes coming out of the wood works) and other things
(radio show and planning for football season), I've sort of taken a hiatus from the internet as I've noticed that it's become more
than a fun tool for learning new things and reading news. Sad to say, that in a lot of cases (like the over-abundance of unusually personal, and I
mean TOO personal posts on Facebook and the like) it's become a lot of people's sole outlets into the world, and I for one am making a
concerted effort to keep from becoming one of those that can't live without checking e-mail or the internet on a daily basis.
That's not to say that I don't log on to check e-mail or go on my radio show's Facebook page or anything (I'm a cop. I have a
public radio show, I need to communicate with parents about the upcoming football season.), but I've noticed that more and more people have
become too reliant on social media and technology as a whole and while I'm not one of those who is resistant to change, I'm choosing to
embrace the concept of face to face interactions as much as possible and not limiting myself to being glued to the computer all day. I realize the
irony in posting this on a message board, but I've become of the mind that more personal interaction with people has benefited me far greater
than just being a screen name or persona.
That said, I do miss coming onto OO and seeing the board abuzz with activity and do appreciate the unique posters and conversations and friendships
I've made over the years here. Glad to know you bastards!
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posted on 3-23-2013 at 03:28 AM
quote:Originally posted by punkerhardcore
Finally. I was really starting to think I was the only person who can't stand that show.
I've never seen it either, but my wife is literally the only white woman I know right now who isn't constantly blathering on about it
and/or Downton Abbey.
I also spend a lot of time on Twitter and if there's one thing white ladies love as much as "Girls", it's over-validating Lena Dunham,
who I read an interview with in EW and seems to be a wretched chore of a human being. I don't get people at all.
Monday Night Flaw, a podcast about professional wrestling starring OO's own
Figure Foreskin as Andy the Smarmy Host and Chris Is Good517 as Cousin Balki.
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American Dream
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posted on 3-23-2013 at 04:30 PM
Downton Abbey is awesome. Please don't put it in the same category as Girls.
Is everyone mad here?
Of course they are, and you are too... otherwise, you wouldn't have come here.
OOMike
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posted on 3-24-2013 at 03:04 PM
If we are turning this into a thread of shows that everyone else is watching I have never seen Game of Thrones.... Don't have HBO and it will
never be on Netflix and I have a problem buying the DVD for a show I have never watched.
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nOOb
The Man
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posted on 3-24-2013 at 04:09 PM
Any other show and your fears may be warranted. But not Game of Thrones. It is almost universally recognized as great. Heck, my mom likes it, and
she generally hates any shows with nudity (she just catches it on DVR and skips those parts). Get it.
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posted on 3-24-2013 at 05:14 PM
quote:Originally posted by Chris Is Good517I also spend a lot of time on Twitter and if there's one thing white ladies love as much as
"Girls", it's over-validating Lena Dunham, who I read an interview with in EW and seems to be a wretched chore of a human being. I don't
get people at all.
Every new generation needs a new awful of their own, although for some reason females seem to be more adept at choosing someone who breaks new ground
with obnoxiousness, a la Dunham. With the females of my age group it was Madonna. Guys don't seem to do this as much because I sure can't
remember any of us wandering around twenty years ago going "I'm sure glad that Pauly Shore's providing a new voice for my
generation/gender".
Dunham's also exploiting the New York angle to it's full extent too because, y'know, if it doesn't happen in New York it
doesn't count.
[Edited on 3/24/2013 by Paddlefoot]
You know, everyone says it's not supposed to make sense, like that's the whole point, dude. And I'm just saying, you know,
that's like an excuse for lazy storytelling. Just don't sell me shite and tell me it's gold, all right? I might be stoned, but
I'm not high. You know what I mean?
- Cassidy from Preacher, commenting on The Big Lebowski and/or professional wrestling
punkerhardcore
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posted on 3-24-2013 at 05:25 PM
Yeah, if I wanna see some untalented bitch have sex, I'll just watch porn. And at least the porn chick won't be ugly as fuck.
Is everyone mad here?
Of course they are, and you are too... otherwise, you wouldn't have come here.
Columbo
Showstopper
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posted on 3-24-2013 at 06:17 PM
quote:Originally posted by nOOb
Any other show and your fears may be warranted. But not Game of Thrones. It is almost universally recognized as great. Heck, my mom likes it, and
she generally hates any shows with nudity (she just catches it on DVR and skips those parts). Get it.
I don't know I feel like the second season came pretty close to jumping the shark(Whatever episode had the weird witch lady gets impregnated by
some sort of demon or some shit, my memories pretty lousy.) All I know is that I found myself hate watching quite a few episodes. Still I recon,
apart from some ridiculous plot lines it is a fairly entertaining show.
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posted on 3-24-2013 at 10:16 PM
quote:Originally posted by OOMike
If we are turning this into a thread of shows that everyone else is watching I have never seen Game of Thrones.... Don't have HBO and it will
never be on Netflix and I have a problem buying the DVD for a show I have never watched.
I think you can find free viewing. I've got comcast and the online on demand had is available. There's some sort of promotion going on
to up the viewership. Xfinity.com from march 25-April 3 it's available.
[Edited on 3-25-2013 by merc]
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Denethor
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posted on 3-26-2013 at 07:29 PM
quote:Originally posted by OOMike
If we are turning this into a thread of shows that everyone else is watching I have never seen Game of Thrones.... Don't have HBO and it will
never be on Netflix and I have a problem buying the DVD for a show I have never watched.
Everybody should have one universally beloved show that they don't watch. For me its Walking Dead. I'm sure it's great, but if i
watch i won't get that sense of smug satisfaction when people give me the, "You don't watch that???" face.
Speaking of missing, some ppl who haven't posted recently: markout, ultra magnus, lucky, stormtrooper, fsolomon75... wonder where they all went.
I see jeb has -16575 posts... I'm assuming his quest for world domination was thwarted and he's in a classified CIA prison 30 stories
underground.
PS Rick, your forum member stats are insane. I wish my bank kept such detailed records.
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posted on 3-26-2013 at 07:58 PM
fsolomon75 is on PunsHouse and the facebook "friends of OO/PH" a bunch. He's still alive.
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posted on 3-27-2013 at 12:20 AM
quote:Originally posted by Denethor
Speaking of missing, some ppl who haven't posted recently: markout, ultra magnus, lucky, stormtrooper, fsolomon75
ultra magnus has gone fishing, lucky is taking it up the ass in prison, stormtrooper is in the cell next door for stalking the undertaker (either
trying to win his affection, or threatening to kill him, I forget which) and Solly is outside the prison trying to get in so he can get in on some of
that man on man love
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posted on 3-27-2013 at 02:14 AM
quote:Originally posted by OOMike
If we are turning this into a thread of shows that everyone else is watching I have never seen Game of Thrones.... Don't have HBO and it will
never be on Netflix and I have a problem buying the DVD for a show I have never watched.
It's on Netflix if you have the DVD option. Just finished watching season 2!
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the howdy doody like Hulk Hogan. He worse than Mel Gibson and I think now %10000 he prove he have grasshopper dick and raisin balls." - The Iron
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OOMike
The Great One
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posted on 3-27-2013 at 12:38 PM
I have streaming only option of Netflix... I will have to check if it is on AmazonPrime
ETA: The midget from the show was on Daily Show on Monday , he seemed very funny and personable so it just makes me want to watch it more.
[Edited on 3-27-2013 by OOMike]
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