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Stone Cold Steve Autism
I did eat all the macaroni. I don't know how he knows.






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posted on 2-10-2014 at 11:26 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
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I see jeb has -16575 posts... I'm assuming his quest for world domination was thwarted and he's in a classified CIA prison 30 stories underground.

I died. I was murdered for my balls. They killed me for my balls.





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posted on 2-11-2014 at 05:16 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Is this a Rock "I will never leave you all again!" post?

[Edited on 2-11-2014 by gobbledygooker]





"Hulk Hogan have the sex with some dumb bitch on the TV. The girl smart if she make the $$ from his bald ass but she also desperate to have sex with the howdy doody like Hulk Hogan. He worse than Mel Gibson and I think now %10000 he prove he have grasshopper dick and raisin balls." - The Iron Sheik

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Stone Cold Steve Autism
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posted on 2-14-2014 at 11:57 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
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Originally posted by gobbledygooker
Is this a Rock "I will never leave you all again!" post?

I don't know. How dead are his balls?





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posted on 2-14-2014 at 06:44 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Super dead. Unlike The Undertaker's which are undead.






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posted on 2-16-2014 at 12:52 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
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Originally posted by salmonjunkie
Super dead. Unlike The Undertaker's which are undead.


And are regularly massaged by Sting.





"Hulk Hogan have the sex with some dumb bitch on the TV. The girl smart if she make the $$ from his bald ass but she also desperate to have sex with the howdy doody like Hulk Hogan. He worse than Mel Gibson and I think now %10000 he prove he have grasshopper dick and raisin balls." - The Iron Sheik

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posted on 5-3-2014 at 06:50 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote






"Put the chicken wings down n come to Jihad bro."

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posted on 12-6-2014 at 10:18 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
There's been a dearth of appearances by Chris Is Good and DevSop over the last several months. I don't like that at all. I know they're not at Pun's Place because that site is eerily quiet too. Are these dudes assembling elsewhere and not telling the rest of us?





You know, everyone says it's not supposed to make sense, like that's the whole point, dude. And I'm just saying, you know, that's like an excuse for lazy storytelling. Just don't sell me shite and tell me it's gold, all right? I might be stoned, but I'm not high. You know what I mean?
- Cassidy from Preacher, commenting on The Big Lebowski and/or professional wrestling

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posted on 12-10-2014 at 07:01 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
I like Dev, even if I rarely agree with him. Just speculating, but he got shat on a lot for being the contrarian, and that gets old after a while. Maybe Chris is busy with the family or taking a break? Either way, yes, they are both missed around here.
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posted on 12-10-2014 at 07:56 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
I got the vibe from Dev that he enjoys the scraps. It's kind of like Andy Richter said about fighting a vampire and trying to beat him by drowning him with your own blood. Crazy bugger just comes back stronger and more energetic.





You know, everyone says it's not supposed to make sense, like that's the whole point, dude. And I'm just saying, you know, that's like an excuse for lazy storytelling. Just don't sell me shite and tell me it's gold, all right? I might be stoned, but I'm not high. You know what I mean?
- Cassidy from Preacher, commenting on The Big Lebowski and/or professional wrestling

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posted on 12-10-2014 at 04:36 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
CiG is dealing with the legal and medical (AIDS) consequences of having raped ccharger's dog.





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posted on 12-11-2014 at 04:55 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Yeah, but Gaysecks Animal Sex Sexington or not he's still the heart & soul of the board.





You know, everyone says it's not supposed to make sense, like that's the whole point, dude. And I'm just saying, you know, that's like an excuse for lazy storytelling. Just don't sell me shite and tell me it's gold, all right? I might be stoned, but I'm not high. You know what I mean?
- Cassidy from Preacher, commenting on The Big Lebowski and/or professional wrestling

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posted on 12-15-2014 at 01:11 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
I'm still around but started a new job in May plus started having the semblence of a small social life so I've been lurking a bit. Wrestling itself hasn't been good or bad so I haven't had much to say since the only shows I really watch now are most Raws because of PunsHouse chat and Monday Night Flaw chat and some PPVs. And the online arguments have gotten a bit old, I'm not a contrarian for arguments sake, there are things I like which I talk about less because there's not much to discuss there, "I like this, You like this too...now what?" while talking about things I don't like and others do like leads to a louder if not always better discussion.

The main thing is I don't watch enough to care as much anymore and my time has been splintered between many other things like I said (new job, new hobbies, podcasting, trying to motivate myself physically & mentally, etc.)

I'll try and be around more though if I'm missed just to stop the niceness of the board. I mean who else can win Jackass of the Year the same year while nominated for Lifetime Achievement.

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posted on 12-15-2014 at 03:47 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
I'm offended that anyone would suggest that Tater Tot has AIDS.





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posted on 12-18-2014 at 06:11 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
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CiG is dealing with the legal and medical (AIDS) consequences of having raped ccharger's dog.


See, now I heard it was because of being the recipient of an angry blumpkin from a circus midget gone horribley wrong...

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posted on 12-18-2014 at 06:28 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
It can be an "and"; doesn't have to be an "or"





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posted on 5-17-2017 at 02:50 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Where's merc? He's posted exactly twice since January, one of which he lost his mind and cursed me out and the other when he posted a George Steele video without comment.

Did he finally get sick of the liberal bias of the bOOards? Or just sick of me?





"She was warned. She was given an explanation. Nevertheless, she persisted."

"The powers of the president to protect our country are very substantial and will not be questioned."
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posted on 5-18-2017 at 07:47 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Yadda yadda snowflake safe space blah blah.

(Sorry, made the mistake of trying to engage with a wingnut on Facebook. I got to the point where I started using Google Translate to post comments in Russian, figuring he'd understand if I spoke in his preferred language.)





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