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posted on 2-9-2015 at 05:03 PM
Not sure if these have been posted here yet or not but I came across them from Cracked.com
http://gifhell.com/hose/ - It's a live stream of GIF's that people are currently tweeting. Can spends a lot of time just watching the
insanity. Also very NSFW.
http://www.pornmd.com/live-search - Another live stream but for current porn searches. You can follow the links to see the results but it is really
way more fun to just see what people are looking for. Ones that scrolled by while I was looking that got a laugh: tit torture, cumeat, extreme pussy
stuffing, hairy underwater latina.
janerd75
The Great One
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posted on 2-9-2015 at 05:45 PM
quote:Originally posted by tat2djunk
Not sure if these have been posted here yet or not but I came across them from Cracked.com
http://gifhell.com/hose/ - It's a live stream of GIF's that people are currently tweeting. Can spends a lot of time just watching the
insanity. Also very NSFW.
http://www.pornmd.com/live-search - Another live stream but for current porn searches. You can follow the links to see the results but it is really
way more fun to just see what people are looking for. Ones that scrolled by while I was looking that got a laugh: tit torture, cumeat, extreme pussy
stuffing, hairy underwater latina.
"Well, life's a bitch n' then you marry one. Alls you know now is you're goin' into the bar tonight to get just fuckin'
interplanetary." - Wayne (Letterkenny)
CCharger
The Great One
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posted on 2-11-2015 at 03:20 PM
"She was warned. She was given an explanation. Nevertheless, she persisted."
"The powers of the president to protect our country are very substantial and will not be questioned."
--- Stephen Miller, Trump senior White House advisor, Feb. 12, 2017
Paddlefoot
Rocco Rock of Jabroni
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posted on 3-3-2015 at 08:28 PM
Hey, Jeb's famous now and on the teevee.
Colour me disappointed because I was counting on his voice being much more high-pitched, kind of like Neil Sedaka.
You know, everyone says it's not supposed to make sense, like that's the whole point, dude. And I'm just saying, you know,
that's like an excuse for lazy storytelling. Just don't sell me shite and tell me it's gold, all right? I might be stoned, but
I'm not high. You know what I mean?
- Cassidy from Preacher, commenting on The Big Lebowski and/or professional wrestling
CVD39
And I am AWESOME
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posted on 3-8-2015 at 09:13 AM
I met Neil Sedaka a few years back. Tiny dude.
Paddlefoot
Rocco Rock of Jabroni
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posted on 5-15-2015 at 11:46 PM
More Jeb news: Jeb attacks Atlanta!
You know, everyone says it's not supposed to make sense, like that's the whole point, dude. And I'm just saying, you know,
that's like an excuse for lazy storytelling. Just don't sell me shite and tell me it's gold, all right? I might be stoned, but
I'm not high. You know what I mean?
- Cassidy from Preacher, commenting on The Big Lebowski and/or professional wrestling
Thom
The Immortal One
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posted on 7-1-2015 at 11:41 PM
Free advice: do not make a STROOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNGGGG drink and try to read Shakespeare - ain't happening.
#GLENNSURVIVESLOL - Cherokee Jack, from TWD Season 6 thread
CCharger
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Mood: Covfefe
posted on 2-2-2016 at 08:36 PM
Yesterday, I took a time machine to 2035. I took this picture of Damien Sandow wrestling a fresh off retirement RVD for the Triple H Memorial World
Championship Sponsored by Jimmy John's.
Match was OK, but the sex robots after the show were amazing.
"She was warned. She was given an explanation. Nevertheless, she persisted."
"The powers of the president to protect our country are very substantial and will not be questioned."
--- Stephen Miller, Trump senior White House advisor, Feb. 12, 2017
bigfatgoalie
The Man
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Mood: Stratusfied
posted on 2-24-2016 at 02:40 AM
No sure where top put this...so I guess here?
A guy is riding a smowmobile on the Parliament Hill lawn and it
appears to be not an issue. #Canada pic.twitter.com/pa9UboLS3C
— Josh Wingrove (@josh_wingrove) February 24, 2016
BBMN
HAVES A CROOKED DICK!! !
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Mood: SJW
posted on 3-17-2016 at 04:52 PM
The street fight.... oh lord the street fight...
[Edited on 3-17-2016 by BBMN]
Flash
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posted on 1-6-2017 at 04:42 AM
Worst mom ever?
http://pigroll.com/914_mommys-birthday
It's Semi-safe as it's only a Dick shaped birthday cake... the look on the kids faces is priceless as they just realized they will be
spending years in therapy... notice mommy went for the more manageable white Dick cake over the black one...