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posted on 4-26-2013 at 05:05 PM
The Random (Possibly NSFW)
Put thoughts. comments, and observations here that need to be said but aren't really worthy of generating a separate thread for. Animal pics,
weird GIFs, Ravenloft comments, beOOtiful bOOties, and other such stuff are highly encouraged.
It's Friday. Time to be chillin' like a villain.
[Edited on 7/24/2013 by Paddlefoot]
You know, everyone says it's not supposed to make sense, like that's the whole point, dude. And I'm just saying, you know,
that's like an excuse for lazy storytelling. Just don't sell me shite and tell me it's gold, all right? I might be stoned, but
I'm not high. You know what I mean?
- Cassidy from Preacher, commenting on The Big Lebowski and/or professional wrestling
mastermind
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posted on 4-27-2013 at 01:05 AM
When playing Ravenloft, can the "rapid shot" and "many shot" feat be used simultaneously?
The answer is NO: You can't use them simultaneously because rapid shot applies to full-attacks, and many shot is a standard action.
Suppose your BAB is +6/+1, with a Dex bonus of +4.
Normally, as a standard action, you'd fire one arrow at +10. As a full attack, you'd fire 2 arrows, +10 and +5.
With rapid shot, you get one extra attack (at the highest bonus) on the full attack, but all the attacks get a -2 penalty, so +8, +8, and +3. (rapid
shot has no effect if you fire one arrow as a single action.)
With many shot, you get extra arrows on your single attack, but at a -4 penalty. So as a standard action, you'd roll once at a +6 to see if both
arrows hit or both miss. (it's not possible to miss with one and hit with the other, and both go to the same enemy, who must be within 30
feet.)
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posted on 4-27-2013 at 05:32 PM
I have all of the MERP modules, campaign books, and maps on my hard drive and a DVD copy too. I am nerd.
You know, everyone says it's not supposed to make sense, like that's the whole point, dude. And I'm just saying, you know,
that's like an excuse for lazy storytelling. Just don't sell me shite and tell me it's gold, all right? I might be stoned, but
I'm not high. You know what I mean?
- Cassidy from Preacher, commenting on The Big Lebowski and/or professional wrestling
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posted on 4-28-2013 at 06:23 PM
Gold Bond. Heaven for your sticky balls.
Paddlefoot
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posted on 4-28-2013 at 06:55 PM
How did I end up with jock itch when there's never been a single moment in my life where I could possibly have been mistaken for a jock?
You know, everyone says it's not supposed to make sense, like that's the whole point, dude. And I'm just saying, you know,
that's like an excuse for lazy storytelling. Just don't sell me shite and tell me it's gold, all right? I might be stoned, but
I'm not high. You know what I mean?
- Cassidy from Preacher, commenting on The Big Lebowski and/or professional wrestling
BBMN
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posted on 4-29-2013 at 12:38 AM
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BBMN has attached this image:
"Put the chicken wings down n come to Jihad bro."
Paddlefoot
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posted on 4-29-2013 at 05:28 PM
A new pig-of-the-year candidate emerges.
You know, everyone says it's not supposed to make sense, like that's the whole point, dude. And I'm just saying, you know,
that's like an excuse for lazy storytelling. Just don't sell me shite and tell me it's gold, all right? I might be stoned, but
I'm not high. You know what I mean?
- Cassidy from Preacher, commenting on The Big Lebowski and/or professional wrestling
BBMN
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posted on 4-30-2013 at 05:07 AM
Who wouldn't let James Dean fuck them in the ass for a million?
"Put the chicken wings down n come to Jihad bro."
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posted on 4-30-2013 at 06:14 AM
quote:Originally posted by salmonjunkie
Gold Bond. Heaven for your sticky balls.
I'm celebrating 16 years of Gold Bonding, this summer.
The extra-strength green bottle. Not that weak-ass yellow bottle shit.
During the warmer weather, there is nothing finer than a shower, followed by a liberal application of Gold Bond while you're still damp.
That'll bring your core temp down, pronto. As a bonus, it is not only refreshing, but I'm pretty certain that there is an added benefit
when it comes to your next instance of pantsplosion, as measured in fluid ounces, if you catch my drift.
To make this more random, here's a picture of something awful I was forced to contemplate in the last half hour:
Q: Where does he deserve to be punched?
(a) Face
(b) Balls
(c) Taint
(d) Cunt
(e) No punching; he deserves to be "probed" by some backwoods type who thinks hiz daddy waz an aleein
Rick
salmonjunkie
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posted on 4-30-2013 at 04:28 PM
Probed with his balls and then kicked in the taint.
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posted on 5-2-2013 at 09:49 PM
Re: Gold Bond -
When I used to work in the service industry in college, there'd be those mornings where you're working after a night of heavy drinking and
running around the restaurant and you've got swamp ass like a muh-fucker. A guy I worked with used to swear by putting corn meal in his crack.
Said it soaked that shit up quick. I never delved that far into it (I just ducked into the bathroom for a quick wipe here and there as needed) but I
could see how it would work in theory. Which brings me to this - Does Gold Bond work in one's ass?
"Hulk Hogan have the sex with some dumb bitch on the TV. The girl smart if she make the $$ from his bald ass but she also desperate to have sex with
the howdy doody like Hulk Hogan. He worse than Mel Gibson and I think now %10000 he prove he have grasshopper dick and raisin balls." - The Iron
Sheik
Paddlefoot
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posted on 5-2-2013 at 10:14 PM
Probably yes on the fleshy part but no on the schphictery part. Special medications are needed for those areas if they're injured or infected so
the same would probably be true for any chronic itching problems. Most of this can probably be avoided by a thorough cleansing routine while showering
but whatever. This is the horrible world we all live in now in that I'd rather get eaten by camel spiders than ever suffer from an unhealable
fissure in a naughty region of my netherparts.
AAhhhghhh! Itching but cannot scratch there!
You know, everyone says it's not supposed to make sense, like that's the whole point, dude. And I'm just saying, you know,
that's like an excuse for lazy storytelling. Just don't sell me shite and tell me it's gold, all right? I might be stoned, but
I'm not high. You know what I mean?
- Cassidy from Preacher, commenting on The Big Lebowski and/or professional wrestling
gobbledygooker
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posted on 5-3-2013 at 12:23 AM
I watched Louis CK's new standup special the other night and loved his routine about just sitting there watching TV and all of a sudden he had
to get up to wipe his ass. He didn't actually "shit" per se, he just knew that he needed to wipe his ass. He then went on to compare his
asshole to a bag of leaves that someone left untied on a cool Fall day.
I have this same issue (usually after a hard night of partying) and I'm 20 years younger. I hope this isn't a sign of things to come.
ETA - This is why I learned long ago to never wear white of any kind as under-britches. I mainly wear boxer-briefs now and they're all red,
grey, black, etc. The skidmarks blend in beautifully.
Dammit, I love this thread already!
[Edited on 5-2-2013 by gobbledygooker]
"Hulk Hogan have the sex with some dumb bitch on the TV. The girl smart if she make the $$ from his bald ass but she also desperate to have sex with
the howdy doody like Hulk Hogan. He worse than Mel Gibson and I think now %10000 he prove he have grasshopper dick and raisin balls." - The Iron
Sheik
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posted on 5-3-2013 at 12:51 AM
You would think that you could bleach skidmarks out of white undergarments. Throw a load of whites in. Add detergent and bleach. Wash on hot.
Gone.
The truth of the matter is....not always. I'm not sure if that's a function of cumulative skidmarks piling up over the wearings, each of
which leaving a slight bit of residue such that over time it appears as a visible stain....or if some skidmarks are just of a type of shit that they
can't be cleaned no matter what.
This is probably case of "not either/or but both".
Also why I also switched away from white.
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posted on 5-3-2013 at 04:45 PM
Touching on something earlier in the thread, I really enjoyed the Louis CK special. As an open-mic comic, I can attest to the fact that he's
considered one of the best in the biz by most up-and-coming comedians. I don't watch nearly enough of the big names in comedy but he's
among my favorites along with Anthony Jeselnik.
-PB
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posted on 5-3-2013 at 09:23 PM
I think I like Amy Schumer's new show- Inside Amy Schumer's. She seems like a chick who was happy hanging with the guys and at the end
of the night taking a load from whoever had gone the longest without.
It'd be better on Showtime though.
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posted on 5-3-2013 at 09:41 PM
[Edited on 5-3-2013 by BBMN]
"Put the chicken wings down n come to Jihad bro."
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posted on 5-4-2013 at 12:37 AM
"Put the chicken wings down n come to Jihad bro."
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posted on 5-4-2013 at 05:29 AM
"Put the chicken wings down n come to Jihad bro."
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posted on 5-5-2013 at 05:57 AM
Yes that is a testicle mascot. No that is not me wearing the
costume.
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posted on 5-10-2013 at 12:02 AM
HEY!
"Put the chicken wings down n come to Jihad bro."
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posted on 5-16-2013 at 11:47 PM
Suggestive, but the suggestion is kinda good.
I like girls because breasts.
You know, everyone says it's not supposed to make sense, like that's the whole point, dude. And I'm just saying, you know,
that's like an excuse for lazy storytelling. Just don't sell me shite and tell me it's gold, all right? I might be stoned, but
I'm not high. You know what I mean?
- Cassidy from Preacher, commenting on The Big Lebowski and/or professional wrestling
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posted on 5-17-2013 at 12:22 PM
You're Welcome
[Edited on 5-17-2013 by OOMike]
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posted on 5-17-2013 at 05:59 PM
My future avatar.
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AAhhhghhh! Itching but cannot scratch there!
