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Subject: janerd and Paddlefoot's Public U2U Thread
Paddlefoot
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posted on 12-7-2014 at 12:29 AM
janerd and Paddlefoot's Public U2U Thread
What happened? Where'd everybody go?
[Edited on 6-20-2017 by Matte]
You know, everyone says it's not supposed to make sense, like that's the whole point, dude. And I'm just saying, you know,
that's like an excuse for lazy storytelling. Just don't sell me shite and tell me it's gold, all right? I might be stoned, but
I'm not high. You know what I mean?
- Cassidy from Preacher, commenting on The Big Lebowski and/or professional wrestling
Count Zero
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posted on 12-7-2014 at 12:53 AM
We're over here by the mabey...
punkerhardcore
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posted on 12-7-2014 at 01:04 AM
Maybe everyone is out shopping? I'm gonna head out in a bit myself, and brave the stores. It's still a bit early in December, and
hopefully won't be too much of a shitfuck.
Is everyone mad here?
Of course they are, and you are too... otherwise, you wouldn't have come here.
nOOb
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posted on 12-7-2014 at 02:00 AM
It's also not really the best time of the year for wrestling. This next Raw is the Raw before TLC, and then they have the post-TLC Raw before
WWE usually phones it in for the remainder of the year. With no TNA, Sting already in WWE, CM Punk well and done with wrestling in general, and a
product that is phoned in every year for the holidays, it's just a dead period for wrestling.
Unless people want to pretend WWE would let Kurt Angle announce on a Vince Russo podcast that he was going to finish his career with them, rather than
keep it as a surprise.
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Sunday.
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posted on 12-7-2014 at 02:07 AM
Del Rio has an interview kicking around talking about his being fired... Mind you that one slipped under the radar before this past week's
Vince/Punk/everything else happened.
So there's still a bit going on... (crickets)
Paddlefoot
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posted on 12-7-2014 at 02:23 AM
I dunno. Except for Sunday PPV's this place seems to be getting far too quiet on weekends. Pun's House is suffering too, because most of
the threads haven't seen much action for weeks or even months and their live chat section isn't very active either. Have the other guys
assembled elsewhere like on Facebook or Twitter?
You know, everyone says it's not supposed to make sense, like that's the whole point, dude. And I'm just saying, you know,
that's like an excuse for lazy storytelling. Just don't sell me shite and tell me it's gold, all right? I might be stoned, but
I'm not high. You know what I mean?
- Cassidy from Preacher, commenting on The Big Lebowski and/or professional wrestling
williamssl
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posted on 12-7-2014 at 03:16 AM
Watching football and hopefully FSU losing (sorry Lana forgive me)
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posted on 12-7-2014 at 03:23 AM
Everyone's busy playing the People's Champ on WWE Supercard. ;-)
Paddlefoot
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posted on 5-24-2015 at 07:05 AM
Gonna reactivate and use this one as the drunk thread from now on as not to wreck Rumours or any of the other threads. Gotta have it on the main
board, by the grace of Teh Rick of course, because it would just get buried in Parts Unknown.
It's country music night tonight, damn you.
It kind of freaks me out because Tom T. Hall is actually the spitting image of my late dad.
You know, everyone says it's not supposed to make sense, like that's the whole point, dude. And I'm just saying, you know,
that's like an excuse for lazy storytelling. Just don't sell me shite and tell me it's gold, all right? I might be stoned, but
I'm not high. You know what I mean?
- Cassidy from Preacher, commenting on The Big Lebowski and/or professional wrestling
janerd75
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posted on 5-24-2015 at 07:59 AM
Everyone relax 'cause the guy no one wanted to hear from is here. Sorry, but if you don't like it, it's aboot time you took off.
Sorry.
"Well, life's a bitch n' then you marry one. Alls you know now is you're goin' into the bar tonight to get just fuckin'
interplanetary." - Wayne (Letterkenny)
Paddlefoot
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posted on 5-24-2015 at 08:09 AM
I actually had that on cassette back in like 1980 or something when I was still in junior high.
You know, everyone says it's not supposed to make sense, like that's the whole point, dude. And I'm just saying, you know,
that's like an excuse for lazy storytelling. Just don't sell me shite and tell me it's gold, all right? I might be stoned, but
I'm not high. You know what I mean?
- Cassidy from Preacher, commenting on The Big Lebowski and/or professional wrestling
janerd75
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posted on 5-24-2015 at 08:13 AM
Dave Thomas and The Rick Moreanus are Canadian National Treasures. The heart of Saturday night beats still...
"Well, life's a bitch n' then you marry one. Alls you know now is you're goin' into the bar tonight to get just fuckin'
interplanetary." - Wayne (Letterkenny)
Paddlefoot
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posted on 5-24-2015 at 08:26 AM
Probably more Rick Moranis at this point in time since Dave Thomas unfortunately got arrested and revealed himself to be just another wife-beating
drunk.
Weird thing here. Long John Baldry. Born in Britain, played in the early years with Elton John, English as fucking hell, but his best moments as a
singles artist were when he was ripping up the blues clubs in Toronto in the seventies and eighties. He was pretty much an unofficial Canadian
national treasure by the time he passed away.
You know, everyone says it's not supposed to make sense, like that's the whole point, dude. And I'm just saying, you know,
that's like an excuse for lazy storytelling. Just don't sell me shite and tell me it's gold, all right? I might be stoned, but
I'm not high. You know what I mean?
- Cassidy from Preacher, commenting on The Big Lebowski and/or professional wrestling
janerd75
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posted on 5-24-2015 at 08:41 AM
Yeah, well I'd like to know what she said first. I'm
kidding.
I have never heard of him before. He's amazing. The fucking King of Rock and Roll. He should have been on the soundtrack to Fury Road. I love
lilywhite bluesmen.
To the faithful departed and yer old man...
"Well, life's a bitch n' then you marry one. Alls you know now is you're goin' into the bar tonight to get just fuckin'
interplanetary." - Wayne (Letterkenny)
janerd75
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posted on 5-24-2015 at 08:49 AM
SHAZAAM!!!! Hot off the press and also a tip o' the hat to the bOOss for letting us fuck off on here. Behold....Present Day Trish the Dish!
OHHHH, I FUC...no, no I didn't.
"Well, life's a bitch n' then you marry one. Alls you know now is you're goin' into the bar tonight to get just fuckin'
interplanetary." - Wayne (Letterkenny)
Paddlefoot
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posted on 5-24-2015 at 08:55 AM
Let's cheer up a bit please. Sad Canadian is like as unnatural as a sad dog. Does not compute, fucka yankee round eye.
You know, everyone says it's not supposed to make sense, like that's the whole point, dude. And I'm just saying, you know,
that's like an excuse for lazy storytelling. Just don't sell me shite and tell me it's gold, all right? I might be stoned, but
I'm not high. You know what I mean?
- Cassidy from Preacher, commenting on The Big Lebowski and/or professional wrestling
janerd75
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posted on 5-24-2015 at 09:01 AM
Settle, gentle syrup sucker. You can't hold my flow.
"Well, life's a bitch n' then you marry one. Alls you know now is you're goin' into the bar tonight to get just fuckin'
interplanetary." - Wayne (Letterkenny)
Paddlefoot
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posted on 5-24-2015 at 09:25 AM
janny erd said something about a glory hole deep in the park and I immediately thought about this
You know, everyone says it's not supposed to make sense, like that's the whole point, dude. And I'm just saying, you know,
that's like an excuse for lazy storytelling. Just don't sell me shite and tell me it's gold, all right? I might be stoned, but
I'm not high. You know what I mean?
- Cassidy from Preacher, commenting on The Big Lebowski and/or professional wrestling
Paddlefoot
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posted on 5-24-2015 at 09:26 AM
quote:Originally posted by Paddlefoot
janny erd said something about a glory hole deep in the park and I immediately thought about this
that'd be all of the OO universe together in the bar, in the greatest moment the entire human race ever had, with CIG on the piano
You know, everyone says it's not supposed to make sense, like that's the whole point, dude. And I'm just saying, you know,
that's like an excuse for lazy storytelling. Just don't sell me shite and tell me it's gold, all right? I might be stoned, but
I'm not high. You know what I mean?
- Cassidy from Preacher, commenting on The Big Lebowski and/or professional wrestling
Paddlefoot
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posted on 5-24-2015 at 09:27 AM
pissed, quoted instead of edited fuck me
You know, everyone says it's not supposed to make sense, like that's the whole point, dude. And I'm just saying, you know,
that's like an excuse for lazy storytelling. Just don't sell me shite and tell me it's gold, all right? I might be stoned, but
I'm not high. You know what I mean?
- Cassidy from Preacher, commenting on The Big Lebowski and/or professional wrestling
Paddlefoot
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posted on 5-24-2015 at 09:33 AM
With a voice like silk brushing against velvet, Mr. Vince Gill.
[Edited on 5/24/2015 by Paddlefoot]
You know, everyone says it's not supposed to make sense, like that's the whole point, dude. And I'm just saying, you know,
that's like an excuse for lazy storytelling. Just don't sell me shite and tell me it's gold, all right? I might be stoned, but
I'm not high. You know what I mean?
- Cassidy from Preacher, commenting on The Big Lebowski and/or professional wrestling
janerd75
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posted on 5-24-2015 at 09:43 AM
I would attend that celebratiOOn in a heartbeat. And no, I said deep in the dark. As in The Stink. What what.
"Well, life's a bitch n' then you marry one. Alls you know now is you're goin' into the bar tonight to get just fuckin'
interplanetary." - Wayne (Letterkenny)
Paddlefoot
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posted on 5-24-2015 at 09:54 AM
Fuck football.
The weird thing about country is that it could rip a hole in all the bullshit things in our POS ugly society. It's the only genre that could rip
deep and make things stir from below. Need more songs with balls like this.
[Edited on 5/24/2015 by Paddlefoot]
You know, everyone says it's not supposed to make sense, like that's the whole point, dude. And I'm just saying, you know,
that's like an excuse for lazy storytelling. Just don't sell me shite and tell me it's gold, all right? I might be stoned, but
I'm not high. You know what I mean?
- Cassidy from Preacher, commenting on The Big Lebowski and/or professional wrestling
janerd75
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posted on 5-24-2015 at 10:14 AM
Golly, that was intense.
Time to crash. We have reached the end of the broadcast day.
"Well, life's a bitch n' then you marry one. Alls you know now is you're goin' into the bar tonight to get just fuckin'
interplanetary." - Wayne (Letterkenny)
Paddlefoot
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posted on 5-24-2015 at 10:34 AM
Endut! Hoch Hecht!
You know, everyone says it's not supposed to make sense, like that's the whole point, dude. And I'm just saying, you know,
that's like an excuse for lazy storytelling. Just don't sell me shite and tell me it's gold, all right? I might be stoned, but
I'm not high. You know what I mean?
- Cassidy from Preacher, commenting on The Big Lebowski and/or professional wrestling
