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posted on 11-22-2015 at 08:41 AM
Becky Lynch Appreciation Thread
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posted on 11-28-2015 at 01:54 PM
Dear lord, I think I've caught the vapors.
Nine Pound Hammer. Kinda like my genitals.
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posted on 11-29-2015 at 05:22 AM
Yeah, Becky's pretty much my favorite of the current bunch and this is a VERY fine example as to why.
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posted on 11-29-2015 at 08:37 AM
Fucking wildlings, man.
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posted on 11-29-2015 at 05:55 PM
Good lord. More please.
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posted on 12-8-2015 at 04:41 AM
At the risk of sounding like Matte during his "Brooke Adams isn't that hot" phase, something about Becky just doesn't do it for me. I
can't really explain it. I mean, she's beautiful but I have my other preferences over her.
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posted on 12-8-2015 at 04:52 AM
quote:Originally posted by gobbledygooker
At the risk of sounding like Matte during his "Brooke Adams isn't that hot" phase
That was definitely not a phase. She has a jaw like John Cena, and either her eyes are too small for her face or she's doing her makeup all
wrong.
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posted on 12-8-2015 at 05:08 AM
I'd take her over Becky. Many, many times.
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posted on 12-8-2015 at 05:12 AM
Watching that video of Knox & The Knight Dynasty...I'd love if they brought Saraya in for an angle or story, especially now that Flair's
involved with Charlotte.
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posted on 12-8-2015 at 05:13 AM
quote:Originally posted by gobbledygooker
I'd take her over Becky. Many, many times.
Well yes, that's the thing about being gay. Choosing men over women.
[Edited on 12-8-2015 by Matte]
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posted on 12-8-2015 at 05:21 AM
I may just have my vision skewed by her absolutely stellar body.
To turn this back to Becky, I think she looks better without the bright orange hair! So..there's that..?
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posted on 12-8-2015 at 11:47 PM
The hair is a little Eva Marie, and I don't dig the spray tan, but there's something genuinely hot about Becky. She doesn't seem
unattainable like somebody like Maryse, and she might be a closet nerd with the steampunk gimmick. Mix that with the accent and body, and it's
over.
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posted on 12-8-2015 at 11:55 PM
quote:Originally posted by denverpunk
there's something genuinely hot about Becky. She doesn't seem unattainable like somebody like Maryse
Agree.
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posted on 12-9-2015 at 12:23 AM
quote:Originally posted by gobbledygooker
I may just have my vision skewed by her absolutely stellar body.
To turn this back to Becky, I think she looks better without the bright orange hair! So..there's that..?
I actually think that fans wouldn't hate Eva Marie so much if it weren't for that awful cream soda dye job she does on her hair. That
day-glo colouring doesn't work on anyone, ditto for Becks with the goblin orange.
You know, everyone says it's not supposed to make sense, like that's the whole point, dude. And I'm just saying, you know,
that's like an excuse for lazy storytelling. Just don't sell me shite and tell me it's gold, all right? I might be stoned, but
I'm not high. You know what I mean?
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posted on 12-9-2015 at 02:24 AM
Having met Becky Lynch... aka Rebecca Knox... over... a decade ago...
Now I feel old.
But having met seen multiple matches by her and talked with her just once, she had that charisma and magnetism even back then which she has only
improved upon since then.
I am genuinely pleased for her success and don't doubt for a second she just might be the breakout star of the "divas' revolution".
Wait until you see her heel work.
I can go on but I don't want to fill this thread with too much glowing praise.
Forthcoming eventually maybe
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posted on 12-9-2015 at 02:42 AM
Mr. Beeker, sir, you've come to the place of glistening hinder holes and copious amounts of jerk fuel. Anything helps to round out the fantasy.
Please, praise on.
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posted on 1-7-2016 at 07:16 AM
Mr. Janerd (King o' the Gif),
It took me a while but I can honestly say (Re)Becky Lynch (Knox), a decade ago, presented herself as a sweet and savvy excellent young wrestler. She
was travelling around the globe and somehow ended up in the 'burbs of Vancouver. I happened to have the pleasure of meeting her (once) and
watching her wrestler many times.
She became the initial Supergirls champion (a doomed promotion if ever there was one) and won as the other female wrestlers called it, the Puffy Pink
Tampon Title (pic below, hopefully).
It was a great match between her and LuFisto for the title.
What amazes me about the current iteration of Becky is her as a face, in ECCW (Extreme Canadian Championship Wrestling - Originality~!) she played the
cocky, goofy heel. (Think early Edge and Christian). She entered to "Can't Touch This" by MC Hammer, did mocking hip shakes, and then kicked
ass on the competition.
The one conversation I had with her, I introduced myself and she replied in her Dublin accent, "I know, an Irish girl drinking milk." (Thanks to
wikipedia this makes sense.)
It was a fairly nothing conversation, I just remember her being approachable and genuine and a fan of wrestling. I wish I could tell you something
more in depth, but I am so pleased with her success.
And since, this thread is worthless without pics...
Some decade old Supergirl/ECCW era images.
Forthcoming eventually maybe
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posted on 1-22-2016 at 06:54 AM
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posted on 2-6-2016 at 08:09 PM
Becky Lynch had a birthday recently?
Time to dance!
Forthcoming eventually maybe
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posted on 6-30-2016 at 03:07 AM
[Edited on 7-11-2016 by PB-13]
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posted on 7-28-2016 at 10:23 PM
[Edited on 7-28-2016 by PB-13]
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posted on 9-10-2016 at 03:53 AM
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posted on 9-10-2016 at 02:52 PM
So I as gonna type that Becky has a butter face, then I saw Matte's pics. Nice!
Then I see her in current pics and am wondering how getting buried can so alter a facial structure. Cuz, I'm sure it's nothing else.
Sad...
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posted on 12-23-2016 at 06:16 PM
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posted on 12-24-2016 at 03:53 AM
Do yourself a favor and look for the video she posted a couple of days ago where she tried and failed for 15 minutes to open a can of pineapple with a
manual opener.
