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posted on 7-14-2016 at 11:50 PM
Hairy Harry Harris, the Husky Hunter? They could team him up with the Samsquamch. Grrraarr!
(not enough suicide emojis on the planet to describe this idea)
You know, everyone says it's not supposed to make sense, like that's the whole point, dude. And I'm just saying, you know,
that's like an excuse for lazy storytelling. Just don't sell me shite and tell me it's gold, all right? I might be stoned, but
I'm not high. You know what I mean?
- Cassidy from Preacher, commenting on The Big Lebowski and/or professional wrestling
CM Crunk
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posted on 7-15-2016 at 12:03 AM
quote:Originally posted by Paddlefoot
Hairy Harry Harris, the Husky Hunter? They could team him up with the Samsquamch. Grrraarr!
(not enough suicide emojis on the planet to describe this idea)
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posted on 7-15-2016 at 12:32 AM
quote:Originally posted by Paddlefoot
Hairy Harry Harris, the Husky Hunter? They could team him up with the Samsquamch. Grrraarr!
(not enough suicide emojis on the planet to describe this idea)
Sooo, Quintile H then?
ETA: Hat tip to Crunkers being quicker on the psychic draw because I was lost in the pic making storm and didn't get the HHHHH joke out in time.
[Edited on 7-14-2016 by janerd75]
The science is settled: Fuck Everybody
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Paddlefoot
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posted on 7-15-2016 at 01:08 AM
Who's your favourite superstar, Eugene?
QUINTUPLE H!
We should stop now and enjoy the Final Deletion for what it is before TNA does something as stupid as what we just came up with on our own.
You know, everyone says it's not supposed to make sense, like that's the whole point, dude. And I'm just saying, you know,
that's like an excuse for lazy storytelling. Just don't sell me shite and tell me it's gold, all right? I might be stoned, but
I'm not high. You know what I mean?
- Cassidy from Preacher, commenting on The Big Lebowski and/or professional wrestling
janerd75
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posted on 7-15-2016 at 01:32 AM
If you don't want to see the battlefield prepared to massacre Sasquatch by the reunited Hardy Boyz after a heinous assault on Se�or Benjamin by
that savage creature then I don't know if we can be transcountrynental pals anymore. An attack on Se�or Benjamin is an attack on us all.
The science is settled: Fuck Everybody
Old Man Crunk with an early candidate for line of the night re: Nia Jaxx. "Face like Pam Grier, body like Rosey Grier."
"I'm a professional. I know exactly what I'm doing." - Jeff Hardy
Paddlefoot
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posted on 7-15-2016 at 02:53 AM
Thank you, Vanguard 1! (aka YouTube)
You know, everyone says it's not supposed to make sense, like that's the whole point, dude. And I'm just saying, you know,
that's like an excuse for lazy storytelling. Just don't sell me shite and tell me it's gold, all right? I might be stoned, but
I'm not high. You know what I mean?
- Cassidy from Preacher, commenting on The Big Lebowski and/or professional wrestling
nOOb
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posted on 7-15-2016 at 02:59 PM
TNA is pretty much a joke now, so can Maxel Hardy, Senor Benjamin, and Vanguard 1 all win titles by the end of TNA's life?
"The Seahawks are cool. Me and Tubby here hung out with them once at a Bruno Mars concert."-Jay and Silent Bob representing the Broncos on FOX NFL
Sunday.
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posted on 7-15-2016 at 07:39 PM
Maybe this is better off in the rumor thread, but there is speculation that the #FinalDeletion will end up being a dream sequence of Broken
Matt's.
If TNA does go out of business, it would be cool to have TNA's entire existence having been a dream sequence of Broken Matt like the last
episode of St. Elsewhere.
When it Reigns, it bores.
Paddlefoot
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posted on 7-15-2016 at 07:52 PM
quote:Originally posted by nOOb
TNA is pretty much a joke now, so can Maxel Hardy, Senor Benjamin, and Vanguard 1 all win titles by the end of TNA's life?
Why not? Get the title on Maxel ASAP. Florida is the land of the water-skiing baby after all.
You know, everyone says it's not supposed to make sense, like that's the whole point, dude. And I'm just saying, you know,
that's like an excuse for lazy storytelling. Just don't sell me shite and tell me it's gold, all right? I might be stoned, but
I'm not high. You know what I mean?
- Cassidy from Preacher, commenting on The Big Lebowski and/or professional wrestling
Blade
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posted on 7-18-2016 at 02:46 PM
Not speaking for anyone but myself, but after hearing buzz I watched the contract signing and Final Deletion and enjoyed them entirely unironically.
Matt Hardy's insane overacting is a national treasure.
(Well, okay, I can also speak for my wife: she also found it funny - not quite as much as I did, because she barely knows who the Hardys are, but she
totally got into it by halfway through.)
I do find it amazing that people thought this was supposed to be in any way taken seriously. Matt Hardy attacked Jeff Hardy's house with
hologram-equipped drones in order to draw him away so that Matt could triumphantly deface Jeff's lawn. That is, even in wrestling, not something
that could possibly be intended as anything other than goofy camp.
I can say I liked it way more than anything from WWE I saw this year. Of course, the only thing I saw from WWE this year was Wrestlemania, so...
CCharger
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posted on 7-18-2016 at 03:20 PM
quote:Originally posted by Blade
Matt Hardy attacked Jeff Hardy's house with hologram-equipped drones in order to draw him away so that Matt could triumphantly deface
Jeff's lawn.
FUCK. YES.
When it Reigns, it bores.
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posted on 7-19-2016 at 04:27 AM
#BROKENCornDog
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— oat (@Oatgan) July 18, 2016
The science is settled: Fuck Everybody
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posted on 7-21-2016 at 08:53 PM
Apparently it's still on, except now with dirtbikes.
ageen and ageen and ageen and ..........
You know, everyone says it's not supposed to make sense, like that's the whole point, dude. And I'm just saying, you know,
that's like an excuse for lazy storytelling. Just don't sell me shite and tell me it's gold, all right? I might be stoned, but
I'm not high. You know what I mean?
- Cassidy from Preacher, commenting on The Big Lebowski and/or professional wrestling
janerd75
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posted on 7-21-2016 at 09:38 PM
Get on that cycle...with wheels...and try and make this jump.
Jesus Christ this is amazing. Matt, Jeff, Reby, Maxel, Se�or Benjamin y Vanguard 1 all deserve awards for this. TIL I have no reason not to do meth
now as it clearly is a wonderful drug.
The science is settled: Fuck Everybody
Old Man Crunk with an early candidate for line of the night re: Nia Jaxx. "Face like Pam Grier, body like Rosey Grier."
Paddlefoot
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posted on 7-23-2016 at 04:43 AM
Come on, mules.
EC3 being dragged into it could make it even more wacky. Matt's accent isn't that bad so it's unfortunate that they don't have
any roles for him on Game Of Thrones.
You know, everyone says it's not supposed to make sense, like that's the whole point, dude. And I'm just saying, you know,
that's like an excuse for lazy storytelling. Just don't sell me shite and tell me it's gold, all right? I might be stoned, but
I'm not high. You know what I mean?
- Cassidy from Preacher, commenting on The Big Lebowski and/or professional wrestling
janerd75
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posted on 7-23-2016 at 05:38 AM
Gotta say, unless they MK Ultra the crowd, Matt Hardy's schtick works a lot better in pre-taped vignettes. Though the 3rd Carter line was
kinda funny. Kinda.
The science is settled: Fuck Everybody
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Count Zero
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posted on 7-24-2016 at 01:50 AM
I think I just realized what we need added to this, to make it even more crazy:
Broken Matt Facts!
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posted on 7-29-2016 at 01:49 AM
I have no idea how to embed things, but there's a video up of Matt and Jeff accepting a challenge from the Young Bucks which is pretty amazing,
if you're enjoying the Broken Matt thing (which I am, immensely).
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UwWVXrtx20k
Jeff on the triangle alone...
"It is an impressively arrogant move to conclude that just because you don't like something, it is empirically not good. I don't like
Chinese food, but I don't write articles trying to prove it doesn't exist." - Tina Fey
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posted on 8-4-2016 at 11:57 PM
I've said on here a few times how I feel that one of the best things going in TNA right now is Lashley and their booking of him. Well...
quote:TNA's booking fees for Bobby Lashley:
"Saw where TNA wants to charge promoters $6K for Bobby Lashley to appear at selected events which eliminates the vast majority of promoters from
consideration. This is a classic case of negotiating a talent out of extra paydays when they are not booked. I'm in favor of keeping talents
busy and earning new money. Asking $6K per appearance, if that is accurate, essentially discourages promoters from booking a great talent like Bobby
Lashley therefore prohibiting him from earning extra money at these smaller budgeted events."
www.jrsbarbq.com/blog/50012
quote:TNA have taken control of the independent bookings of their top star Bobby Lashley resulting in a cancellation at an event, with Teddy Hart�s
name being reported to be drafted instead of Lashley.Lashley was reportedly pulled from an upcoming tournament promoted by Mexican promotion Lucha
Libre Elite. One promoter who had Lashley booked says that with TNA Wrestling taking control of Lashley�s outside bookings, the company wanted to
charge him $6,000 per match to book Lashley which is much more than what he was previously charging. With that being said, the promoter decided to
pull Lashley from the tournament. Teddy Hart is reported to replace Lashley in the Elite event.As a consequence of TNA taking over the duties and
raising his fee, Lashley has reportedly lost at least two more bookings in the recent past. The cancelled bookings also included a show in Puerto
Rico.
I don't see this ending up any other way but bad for the relationship between TNA and Lashley, since they're costing the man booking dates
and extra money.
The WWE: Where no one wins, unless you like Cena, in which case you are a sad little fanboy who will never get laid, but we are happy to take your
money away-Moosehead Jack
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"Kurt Angle is like a living vortex of the surreal. On the off chance he's not doing, saying or thinking crazy things, people connected to him
act crazy by association, caught in the gravitational pull of his insanity."- Ringout from FAN Forums
Matte
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posted on 8-5-2016 at 12:24 AM
quote:Originally posted by anglefan85
Teddy Hart is reported to replace Lashley in the Elite event.
"I'm a professional. I know exactly what I'm doing." - Jeff Hardy
anglefan85
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posted on 8-7-2016 at 03:07 AM
Not sure if any of you guys had heard a little while back, but there was a story that came out about how TNA had to file its annual report by a
certain date or it would no longer be a licensed business in Tennessee.
Yeah, about that...this comes straight from Tennessee's state business website.
So as of right now, TNA is no longer considered to be a legal business in the state of Tennessee. I also did my own research and checked the other
names that they've been doing business under, and I got this:
The WWE: Where no one wins, unless you like Cena, in which case you are a sad little fanboy who will never get laid, but we are happy to take your
money away-Moosehead Jack
"She is an estrogen molotov cocktail. It'd be in your best interest not to piss her off."- My thoughts on Firewoman
"Kurt Angle is like a living vortex of the surreal. On the off chance he's not doing, saying or thinking crazy things, people connected to him
act crazy by association, caught in the gravitational pull of his insanity."- Ringout from FAN Forums
anglefan85
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posted on 8-8-2016 at 06:04 PM
Meltzer's reporting that somehow, TNA is still able to stay in business legally, but that they have only until today to file their financial
reports, and the state office closes at 5:30PM Eastern time, so that's roughly 4 and a half hours from now.
Its amazing, really, after all the shit that TNA's gone through and somehow survived, it could be their complete ineptitude to run a business
and filing paperwork that could finally kill them.
[Edited on 8-8-2016 by anglefan85]
The WWE: Where no one wins, unless you like Cena, in which case you are a sad little fanboy who will never get laid, but we are happy to take your
money away-Moosehead Jack
"She is an estrogen molotov cocktail. It'd be in your best interest not to piss her off."- My thoughts on Firewoman
"Kurt Angle is like a living vortex of the surreal. On the off chance he's not doing, saying or thinking crazy things, people connected to him
act crazy by association, caught in the gravitational pull of his insanity."- Ringout from FAN Forums
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posted on 8-8-2016 at 06:36 PM
Given the current (often-times hilarious in Matt's case) resurgence of the Hardyz, I was thinking during the most recent Impact that it would be
pretty freakin' awesome to bring Broken Matt and Brother Nero to WWE just as they are at this moment and let them run with it.
Matt calling ECIII "the third version of Ethan Carter" was just beautiful.
"Hulk Hogan have the sex with some dumb bitch on the TV. The girl smart if she make the $$ from his bald ass but she also desperate to have sex with
the howdy doody like Hulk Hogan. He worse than Mel Gibson and I think now %10000 he prove he have grasshopper dick and raisin balls." - The Iron
Sheik
anglefan85
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posted on 8-9-2016 at 06:02 PM
Okay...well, this is embarrassing.
It was recently just brought to my attention, albeit quite rudely, that the address listed for TNA Wrestling and its other names is actually for their
old Headquarters address in Cummins Station. Since they're currently running out of the ShopTNA warehouse and I couldn't find any info on
that, I'm really not sure what that means, but for the time being, it seems that TNA's still running legally.
The WWE: Where no one wins, unless you like Cena, in which case you are a sad little fanboy who will never get laid, but we are happy to take your
money away-Moosehead Jack
"She is an estrogen molotov cocktail. It'd be in your best interest not to piss her off."- My thoughts on Firewoman
"Kurt Angle is like a living vortex of the surreal. On the off chance he's not doing, saying or thinking crazy things, people connected to him
act crazy by association, caught in the gravitational pull of his insanity."- Ringout from FAN Forums
