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Author: Subject: PPV DISCUSSION: Royal Rumble 2016
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posted on 1-25-2016 at 03:10 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
My tubby ass is the last to talk, but man... Kane is looking a bit doughy with man boobies.... Still pretty damned decent for a dude who's pushing 50, but a marked difference since I last saw him (I haven't been watching Raw for a bit)

ETA: And the IWC crowd does not like Ryback.... not even a fun get behind it booing, but more like a groan.... although the feed me more chants seem to get support.

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posted on 1-25-2016 at 03:14 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
We have Titus now, but we had Sandow/Young earlier? I'm mildly confused about Mr. O'Neil.

eta: R-truth is amazing, and Kofi just one-upped it. Those guys win the everything for today.

eta2: Rusev is insane. That was a crazy running start flying splatbomb.

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posted on 1-25-2016 at 03:17 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Man that R-Truth ladder spot was terrible.... terribly awesome bad.
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posted on 1-25-2016 at 03:21 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Uhhhhhh, whats happening in the ring?





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posted on 1-25-2016 at 03:21 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
During the pre-show "predictions" segment, Lawler made a big deal about a "Surprise entrant" winning.... Would the internets blow up if AJ actually won?


just a random thought....

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posted on 1-25-2016 at 03:22 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Stretcher job into a "heroic" return after the 29th person has entered, for the "dramatic" win for Roman Reigns. Yay?
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Was Kofi elimanated? And by who?
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posted on 1-25-2016 at 03:23 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Ugh.... I think that Roman versus League of Nations outside the ring spot pretty much guarantee's Reigns is sticking around until the very end one way or another.

One awesome and surreal potential moment could be a main roster d�buting Samoa Joe and AJ in a WWE ring going toe to toe.

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posted on 1-25-2016 at 03:24 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
I was really enjoying this Rumble.... then Vince led the LoN in a beatdown of Reigns, only to do the most fucktarded thing ever:

They walked away, leaving Reigns to catch his breathe outside the ring for however long he needs, instead of throwing him into the ring and feeding him back to the dogs before they left.

How does that pass the most cursory quality control?



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posted on 1-25-2016 at 03:28 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
So the last six are the Wyatts, Lesner, and Reigns. Hopefully Ambrose gets Reigns to come out before the end. Nice heal move by KO, that works.
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posted on 1-25-2016 at 03:29 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Kofi gone
Big Show Gone
Styles Gone

For those not watching, we have in the ring:

Strohmann
Stardust
Neville
Harper
Jericho
Owens
Ambrose
And just coming in at #20 Sami Zayn
And Reigns in the back but not eliminated

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posted on 1-25-2016 at 03:30 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Future A.J. Styles/Kevin Owens program set. Oh. Fucking. Yes.





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posted on 1-25-2016 at 03:31 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Man, Owens is such a Dick, lol.

Even after AJ's been out for a full minute he's still yelling bye bye AJ while pummelling someone else.

Cool that both Owens and Ambrose are back in the fray though... Actually, seeing the Rumble and so many guys all at once it really hammers home how much new blood makes up the WWE now.

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posted on 1-25-2016 at 03:32 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
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Future A.J. Styles/Kevin Owens program set. Oh. Fucking. Yes.


Well, Zayn did just d�but, and eliminate Owens..... so we'll see.

Owens of course reacted perfectly.

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posted on 1-25-2016 at 03:32 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
The real problem with the Reigns spot is that it just kills the heat of everything until he comes back, because anyone over the age of 6 can tell he'll be involved in the finish and nothing will matter until he gets back.
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posted on 1-25-2016 at 03:33 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Fuck it, let Roman win. The Styles/Owens/Zayn action has been outstanding.





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posted on 1-25-2016 at 03:36 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
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How does that pass the most cursory quality control?
They =have= no quality control? Remember what they did last year.

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I was thinking Lesner needed to come it at 21 to kind of balance it out with the Wyatts. He has to be after Henry. At least Ambrose is still there.
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posted on 1-25-2016 at 03:36 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Reigns withstanding a heel beat down to comeback and help eliminate the Wyatt Family...before getting dumped by HHH is a perfectly suitable story on top of a cool RR so far. This makes people mad? Eh.
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posted on 1-25-2016 at 03:37 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
here comes the SUPLEX PORN!

OMG SO MUCH SUPLEXITY!

eta: heh. Maggle said that Jericho was "the longest man" in the match, before realizing how much of that sentence he forgot to say out loud & correcting himself.

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Reigns withstanding a heel beat down to comeback and help eliminate the Wyatt Family...before getting dumped by HHH is a perfectly suitable story on top of a cool RR so far. This makes people mad? Eh.


To be clear, that's nowhere near my complaint. What you laid out is still what I'm hoping for.

My complaint is that the beatdown was done in an insulting stupid fashion. Vince and the LoN willingly walked away without actually accomplishing anything. How do they do that, unless they are developmentally challenged?

The fix is so easy, too. Just have officials and trainers swarm and force the LoN away, and have them cart Reigns out, so he can go catch his breath without taking one of his patented "ROH MAN'S SLEE PING" naps.



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posted on 1-25-2016 at 03:43 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
4 spots left... so what; Sheamus, Bray, HHH, and.... Orton?

ETA:
27: Wyatt
.... Wow, there's goes Brock.... Reigns is looking more and more like a lock, wonder how the crowd will receive him.

28: Dolph!


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posted on 1-25-2016 at 03:47 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Brock eliminated by entire Wyatt family

Ziggler at 28

we also have left:

Bray
Jericho
Del Rio
Miz
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posted on 1-25-2016 at 03:50 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
30 is HHH

Reigns is back

Still Around:
Sheamus
Ambrose
Jericho
Ziggler
Wyatt

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posted on 1-25-2016 at 03:51 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Sheamus is.... was?.... 29.

Reigns kind of ran him over en route to returning to the ring before he entered.... crowd is booing.

I wonder..... durp, never mind, HHH is number 30.

I wonder if Sheamus pretty much gets the title by default now?

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