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Author: Subject: OOfficial Discussion Thread for: RAW (January 25, 2016)
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posted on 1-26-2016 at 02:44 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Can't remember who started this topic or where I see it...but you can see Jericho talking to AJ styles all in this match for moves. They need to fix that. It takes away some of the disbelief that you need to fully invest into wrestling.


I know Im watching this on DVR and I forgot to fast forward....but how does someone become successful creating a title named Pride and Prejudice and Zombies...... What the hell is wrong with the creator and everyone who green lit it....and anyone who thinks this is a good idea. Am I wrong? Am I that out of touch with the real world?

[Edited on 1-26-2016 by Nobledictator1278]

AJ vs Jericho almost to end game....dare I say this match is .....Phenomenal... hardy har har?

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posted on 1-26-2016 at 02:49 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
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I know Im watching this on DVR and I forgot to fast forward....but how does someone become successful creating a title named Pride and Prejudice and Zombies...... What the hell is wrong with the creator and everyone who green lit it....and anyone who thinks this is a good idea. Am I wrong? Am I that out of touch with the real world?

[Edited on 1-26-2016 by Nobledictator1278]


It's actually a fairly entertaining book in a read on the toilet kinda way, the film will of course be bollocks.

EDIT: Flo Rida is the one responsible for that terrible "My House" song? I don't feel so bad for hating his existence earlier on now.

[Edited on 1-26-2016 by The Hitcher]

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posted on 1-26-2016 at 02:53 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Oh hey...it's that Rocky guy.
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posted on 1-26-2016 at 02:56 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
The Rock made Big Show cry.

I think that's the greatest thing I've ever seen.

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posted on 1-26-2016 at 02:57 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
I'm now trying to envision a world where Big Show literally ended up with Rock's movie career.
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I know Im watching this on DVR and I forgot to fast forward....but how does someone become successful creating a title named Pride and Prejudice and Zombies...... What the hell is wrong with the creator and everyone who green lit it....and anyone who thinks this is a good idea. Am I wrong? Am I that out of touch with the real world?

Did you miss out on Abraham Lincoln, Monster Hunter (or whatever the hell that was). It's a whole thing, this "adding zombies & monsters to classic literature". Like, a new sub-genre of the "classics" is "with zombies".

But it's okay. You all-riiiight.

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posted on 1-26-2016 at 03:00 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
If charisma were a person, well, you get the idea.
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posted on 1-26-2016 at 03:00 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
The Rock Narrating His Life just became a pilot in some Hollywood producer's mind after that.



AHHHHHH NEW DAY AND ROCK TIME

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Also R-Truth & Goldust tag team? Glorious.

I am so interested in this tag team that it is as crazy as the people making up the team.


Did The Rock just say "weed" on tv??? This man is allowed to do anything.



oh god. The New Day?!?!?! My head is going to explode with hilarity..

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I'm guessing The Rock is staring at the unicorn horns and building up the biggest dick joke ever in his mind...........
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Did The Rock just say "weed" on tv??? This man is allowed to do anything.



Forget the weed reference, the most illegal thing he mentioned, or allowed the other guy to mention, was Hulk Hogan. Could somebody remind me who that is again?





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"Pride and Prejudice and Zombies" was actually the book that started the "add something supernatural to public domain literature" trend, I believe, and was pretty popular when it first came out. Of course, that trend has tumbled downhill pretty far, as I'm sure everyone has noticed, and the trailers make the movie look absolutely atrocious.

The book was written by the same guy who wrote "Abraham Lincoln, Vampire Hunter," in case you were wondering, and I know you weren't.

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Can't remember who started this topic or where I see it...but you can see Jericho talking to AJ styles all in this match for moves. They need to fix that. It takes away some of the disbelief that you need to fully invest into wrestling.
[Edited on 1-26-2016 by Nobledictator1278]


Yeah, Alberto Del Rio called some pretty audible spots against Kalisto last night, I noticed.

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posted on 1-26-2016 at 03:18 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
My, what an animated performance.





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posted on 1-26-2016 at 03:26 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Damn the Rock can hold a crowd for 30 minutes like it's nothing.

Speaking of nothing - no match for Mania still. Sure doesn't look like one is coming after that.

Also have kept Brock off TV tonight...is he reeking havoc in the main event or are they just forgetting about him somehow tonight?

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Also have kept Brock off TV tonight...is he reeking havoc in the main event or are they just forgetting about him somehow tonight?


He will if he forgot his deodorant tonight.





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posted on 1-26-2016 at 03:32 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
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Forget the weed reference, the most illegal thing he mentioned, or allowed the other guy to mention, was Hulk Hogan. Could somebody remind me who that is again?
That was redacted from my memory as it happened, but I'm guessing this non-person you are referring to is a member of the Orange Goblin tribe.

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With Brock's nonplussed reaction to getting eliminated in a cheap way and no real follow up, I wonder if Bray vs Brock is as obvious as we thought.

Maybe they want to keep things open in case somebody like Orton can make it to WM.

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New day did a good job hanging with the Rock there...Ive seen many not have the chops to do it.
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With Brock's nonplussed reaction to getting eliminated in a cheap way and no real follow up, I wonder if Bray vs Brock is as obvious as we thought.

Maybe they want to keep things open in case somebody like Orton can make it to WM.


Definitely possible...though now I'm realizing even though we saw the Wyatts, they could easily show up interfering in the main event leading to Brock returning.

Though a tag match + 2 Wyatts would also = the amount of guys needed for an Elimination Chamber for the #1 contendership...

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posted on 1-26-2016 at 03:37 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
They made him crack with the "did it for the paycheck" line, that alone is worthy of praise.

That being said: That was a pretty entertaining utter waste of time and resources.

Did Kalisto catch his belt falling off mid flip or take it off mid flip? I'm not sure which is more impressive.

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New day did a good job hanging with the Rock there...Ive seen many not have the chops to do it.


Yeah, that was pretty impressive. The Rock made pretty much everyone he encountered backstage look like a chump, but New Day -- Xavier Woods in particular -- held their own.

On the one hand, the fact that no apparent program was in the offing for Rock made me doubt he'll actually compete at Wrestlemania. But on the other hand, why bring him out the day after the Royal Rumble -- and hype it all night -- if it's just a one-off, and all he's going to do at 'Mania is show up to support Roman Reigns or whatever?

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posted on 1-26-2016 at 03:41 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Because if The Rock says he has an extra night for you, you take it?
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Because if The Rock says he has an extra night for you, you take it?
Exactly. Give him a microphone and competent verbal sparring partner, and get the hell out of the road for a half hour. Even 'bad Rock' ends up being the highest rated segment of pretty much any Raw he shows up on.

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I smell heel turn

***nope****

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posted on 1-26-2016 at 04:11 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Well...at least there will be a hell of a match on the way to Reigns vs. HHH at Mania.
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