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Author: Subject: EVENT DISCUSSION: WWE Roadblock 2016
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posted on 3-13-2016 at 02:40 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Christ, what's up with JBL tonight? I think he might be taking advantage of the locale and dipping into the pure maple syrup or something.





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posted on 3-13-2016 at 02:44 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
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Christ, what's up with JBL tonight? I think he might be taking advantage of the locale and dipping into the pure maple syrup or something.


I'm not looking forward to him having to call an entire match between 4 guys he's never heard of.

ETA:

If this is somehow the night Enzo and Cass finally win the belts, it's going to be a little disappointing to not have the NXT guys calling it happen.


[Edited on 3-13-2016 by S Kid J E T S 48]

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posted on 3-13-2016 at 02:47 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
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Christ, what's up with JBL tonight? I think he might be taking advantage of the locale and dipping into the pure maple syrup or something.


I'm not looking forward to him having to call an entire match between 4 guys he's never heard of.


Oi vey. Hadn't even thought of that. Great reaction for Enzo and Cass (and mmmm Carmella) I'm curious how many folks in attendance and watching at home are seeing these guys for the first time? Enzo has to be the most insanely charismatic person on either roster. It'l be interesting to see how they make the transition to the big time. Cass has money written all over him, and Carmella's making great progress in the ring.

Good thing Dash grew out his hair a bit to help further distinguish himself from Dawson. Sweet chops, b-t-dubs.

[Edited on 3/13/2016 by CM Crunk]





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posted on 3-13-2016 at 02:49 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
First Impression of Enzo/Cass/Carmella (yes, i know i should watch the NXT, i'm probably going to do that more because i don't wanna be booty) is... I like these peoples.

What's the over/under on MAGGLE screwing up Dash/Cass at some point? Calling one or the other "Cash"?

ETA: The ref is GLOVING UP for BLOODS! <~ I don't mean this negatively, but we have no other blood-using emojis.


[Edited on 3-13-2016 by Count Zero]





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Revival retain. Loved how they played off the England match using Carmella but Cass not falling for it, and yet still getting taken out of the match. Revival ain't flashy, but these guys are so damn solid in the ring.

Looking forward to their eventual match with American Alpha.

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posted on 3-13-2016 at 03:02 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
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First Impression of Enzo/Cass/Carmella (yes, i know i should watch the NXT, i'm probably going to do that more because i don't wanna be booty) is... I like these peoples.

What's the over/under on MAGGLE screwing up Dash/Cass at some point? Calling one or the other "Cash"?

ETA: The ref is GLOVING UP for BLOODS!

[Edited on 3-13-2016 by Count Zero]


That was a fun match. Really thought they were gonna give it to Enzo and Cass. It's taken a little while but I'm digging the hell out of Dash and Dawson more and more every time I see them perform. Also I need more Carmella in my life. #PG Amia Miley

From the sound of her promo, I think Charlotte may have gotten into Swaggers stash prescription. Natalya's got a mean Bruce McCullogh stare. #CanadianThings?





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posted on 3-13-2016 at 03:03 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Mon dieu! Maple Leafs will never win a champeenchip! OH SNAP!





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posted on 3-13-2016 at 03:04 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Soo... does anybody know if Charlotte's nose is broken? If so, she recovers WAY better than a certain samoan we all know & love.

eta: based on the amount of offense-to-the-face she's taken, I'mma have to say that her shnozz is fine. that, or she's got ahold of Swagger's stash (as I think somebody already implied?) and found the REAL good stuff.

[Edited on 3-13-2016 by Count Zero]





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WHEN WILL WWE STOP BEING SO STUBBORN, LISTEN TO THEIR CROWD AND CHANGE THEIR TITLE MATCH AT WRESTLEMANIA?











Nattie wins the title tonight?

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I know Canadians are smarky but that was a great reaction for Enzo and Cass. I hope New Day just play faces to other heels. They'll make awesome foild to Enzo and Cass.
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WHEN WILL WWE STOP BEING SO STUBBORN, LISTEN TO THEIR CROWD AND CHANGE THEIR TITLE MATCH AT WRESTLEMANIA?











Nattie wins the title tonight?


LOUD CHOICES!!!!!





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posted on 3-13-2016 at 03:15 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Cole: She knows every submission in the book!
JBL: She certainly is!

WTF?





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Dammit. WWE doesn't care about it's fans. #FreeNattie

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Cole: She knows every submission in the book!
JBL: She certainly is!

WTF?


Gotta give him credit where credit's due [sadly], but he did a good job calling Byron Saxton out on being appalled at Ric's interference and not Xavier Woods', but then again, calling out Saxton on being inconsistent isn't exactly difficult.

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posted on 3-13-2016 at 03:24 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Byron does three inconsistent things before breakfast every day. ...Except on the days when he decides not to have breakfast.

So they're protecting Bray for... um... Post WM Roman Feud? Something something NXT? I'm confused by that bait&switch.;

[Edited on 3-13-2016 by Count Zero]





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Dammit. WWE doesn't care about it's fans. #FreeNattie



Dude! Just let them tell the story that NEEDS to be told!







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posted on 3-13-2016 at 03:26 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
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It...it's not looking good, guys.





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Dammit. WWE doesn't care about it's fans. #FreeNattie



Dude! Just let them tell the story that NEEDS to be told!








ETA:

We're all going to need the GIF of Brock lipping his Heyman entrance.


[Edited on 3-13-2016 by S Kid J E T S 48]

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It...it's not looking good, guys.








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It...it's not looking good, guys.
Or maybe they're saving the one "swerve" for the MAIN EVENT?

P.S. Sami Zayn's theme song is so ska and I love it.





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Just to be certain, I mean none of my screwball philosophy predictions are coming true, not that this isn't a great show, which it very much is. Regardless...

Full obtuse, ENGAGE!!!





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This is one of those times where my once/twice a week appearances here for Raws/PPVS comes back to haunt me.

Finally caught up on what the Berto thing is.

Yup...now I have so many regrets about using "let the story finish" in my Reigns-HHH response earlier today.




Still no regrets on #FreeNattie.


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Brilliant "This is awkward" chant from the Toronto crowd on whatever the hell submission Stardust was doing.

Also the network has been skipping every 3 seconds or so during this match, so I want to burn it with fire.

[Edited on 3-13-2016 by S Kid J E T S 48]

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Nice to see a competitive performance out of Stardust for the first time in what seems like forever.

And don't worry Skid, you were probably better off not knowing. Ignorance can be bliss.

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Also the network has been skipping every 3 seconds or so during this match, so I want to burn it with fire.]


Same here, and it was working fine the whole show before it.





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