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Author: Subject: PPV DISCUSSION: WWE WrestleMania 32 (April 3, 2016)
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bye bye purple vagina belt, we hardly cared about you!!


Since technically, it was referred to as the WWE Divas Championship, and before that it was the WWF Womens' Title....Lita's statement is correct....

[Edited on 4-3-2016 by Ortonmustdie]

And we all know that Technically Correct is the BEST KIND of correct.

quote:
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The last womens belt lasted well into the WWE era. The divas belt was introduced so that Smackdown could have its own women's champion during the brand split. If memory serves, it wasn't unified into the divas title till around 2010-11 or so.

Edit: Per Wikipedia, the belts were unified when divas champ Michelle McCool defeated womens champ Melina at Night of Champions 2010.

[Edited on 4-3-2016 by Cherokee Jack]

And it seems that Cherokee Jack is technically correct! Lita needs to hang her head in SHAME! SHAAAME! SHAMESHAMESHAME!

[edited to take into account Jack's mad research skillz.]

[Edited on 4-3-2016 by Count Zero]





Originally posted by williamssl
"That hasn't stopped us from doing this shit before!"

"Checkmate, sir. Checkmate"

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posted on 4-3-2016 at 11:47 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
The Women's Championship belt actually looks pretty awesome.





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posted on 4-3-2016 at 11:50 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Usos win. Pointless match for me really.





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posted on 4-3-2016 at 11:54 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Pre-Show Result #3:

When I say U, you say Win! USOS WIN!

And now I hand off recappening duties to the A-Team of... Um. Well, I don't know who the A-Team is around here, but I know I'm not it!

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Originally posted by williamssl
"That hasn't stopped us from doing this shit before!"

"Checkmate, sir. Checkmate"

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So this is interesting. On at least one of the sites that take Wrestlemania betting, so much money is coming in on Zack Ryder to win the IC title that he's actually the favorite now. When bets opened he was the biggest long shot, now he's got the best odds (at least as of this post).

Is everyone crazy? Has some deeply hidden WWE out-of-nowhere booking been leaked? Could Ryder actually win tonight?

Edit: because the link was broken the first time

[Edited on 4-3-2016 by Cherokee Jack]





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posted on 4-4-2016 at 12:01 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
It's a montage of HHH and RomaBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

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posted on 4-4-2016 at 12:02 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
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Originally posted by Cherokee Jack
So this is interesting. On at least one of the sites that take Wrestlemania betting, so much money is coming in on Zack Ryder to win the IC title that he's actually the favorite now. When bets opened he was the biggest long shot, now he's got the best odds (at least as of this post).

Is everyone crazy? Has some deeply hidden WWE out-of-nowhere booking been leaked? Could Ryder actually win tonight?

Edit: because the link was broken the first time

[Edited on 4-3-2016 by Cherokee Jack]


Hahaha. Outrageous.





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posted on 4-4-2016 at 12:27 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Woo fucking woo fucking woo. What year is this?!?!

ETA: WHAT?!?!?

YOUR new D Bry WM moment!

[Edited on 4-3-2016 by janerd75]





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posted on 4-4-2016 at 12:28 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Woo Woo Woo holy shit did that just happen?





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Originally posted by Cherokee Jack
So this is interesting. On at least one of the sites that take Wrestlemania betting, so much money is coming in on Zack Ryder to win the IC title that he's actually the favorite now. When bets opened he was the biggest long shot, now he's got the best odds (at least as of this post).

Is everyone crazy? Has some deeply hidden WWE out-of-nowhere booking been leaked? Could Ryder actually win tonight?

Edit: because the link was broken the first time

[Edited on 4-3-2016 by Cherokee Jack]


Hahaha. Outrageous.


Well. Fuck me





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posted on 4-4-2016 at 12:29 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
HOLY SHIT HE DID IT


WOO WOO WOO YOU KNOW IT





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posted on 4-4-2016 at 12:30 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
ZACK RYDER WON THE IC TITLE AT WRESTLEMANIA!!!!!
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Well, that was unexpected.





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posted on 4-4-2016 at 12:31 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Really? Zack Ryder... Why? Maybe I missed his peak time, but that seems odd.

Very good opener though.

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posted on 4-4-2016 at 12:31 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Wow, Zack Ryder....

Is the WWE just serving us ice cream before the inevitable shit sandwich to follow?

Eh, who cares.... that was cool.

Congrats Zack!

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That match was all kinds of awesome, but that suplex Zayn threw on KO drew roars from my living room.





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posted on 4-4-2016 at 12:35 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
In that brief moment with his dad's cowboy hat on, combined with the beard, he looked like Randy Savage.
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posted on 4-4-2016 at 12:36 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
From the "Little Things" department:

The Dusty-Ladder and Jericho's Jacket -- both =EPIC=.





Originally posted by williamssl
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Yeah in all the excitement over Zack, I really hope KO isn't dead.





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In that brief moment with his dad's cowboy hat on, combined with the beard, he looked like Randy Savage.


He was also in the same color scheme as Macho's Wrestlemania VII gear as well.

First 2 matches: Generico, Steen, and AJ Styles on a Wrestlemania. And Zack Ryder won the IC title. Lots of words I never thought I'd get to write.

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First 2 matches: Generico, Steen, and AJ Styles on a Wrestlemania. And Zack Ryder won the IC title. Lots of words I never thought I'd get to write.


That's kind of the thing about the WWE... for all the bitching we do about it, 2/3's of the roster are guy's that several years ago we'd all be saying there's no way they'll ever be on the WWE's radar, or succeed in the WWE, and the other third aren't exactly slugs either.

Love Jericho's trash talk... Owen's is a master of this too, it just adds that little bit extra to matches; like they really hate their opponents.

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What do Jerichos tights say? It looks like GOAT or GORT. What does that stand for if anything ?





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Probably "Greatest Of All Time"





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What do Jerichos tights say? It looks like GOAT or GORT. What does that stand for if anything ?

It's G.O.A.T. It stands for Greatest Of All Time.





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Greatest. Of. All. Time.


What a match and surprise Y2J win





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