Dominator
Dominated by my love for Randy Orton 
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| posted on 5-31-2016 at 02:32 AM |
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Holy fuck Steph just femasculated Charlotte!
I do NOT love RKO, you sarcastic bastards.
"There are no politics in WWE." - Stephanie McMahon
"BWAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAA!!!" - Me
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Il Palazzo
And I am AWESOME
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| posted on 5-31-2016 at 02:39 AM |
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I'm now very interested in Cass just naming cheeses for the next thirty minutes or so. I don't know why.
You did it, Nibbles. Now chew through my ball sack.
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Dominator
Dominated by my love for Randy Orton
Posts 1613
Registered 7-5-2007 Location Florida Member Is Offline Mood: RKOFree Since 4/9/13
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| posted on 5-31-2016 at 02:41 AM |
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Attitude Era writers weren't as good as Enzo & Cass. I fully believe they have extra license on themselves that most don't.
I do NOT love RKO, you sarcastic bastards.
"There are no politics in WWE." - Stephanie McMahon
"BWAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAA!!!" - Me
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gobbledygooker
Sister Act 2
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| posted on 5-31-2016 at 02:41 AM |
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That was slightly amazing (I refer to Cass referencing multiple cheeses seemingly from memory).
And I realize questioning the booking at this point is beyond pointless but um....didn't Cass basically destroy both Dudleyz in various
combinations, including both at once, the past couple weeks? So now they're gonna have Cass AND Enzo wrestle them?
[Edited on 5-31-2016 by gobbledygooker]
"Hulk Hogan have the sex with some dumb bitch on the TV. The girl smart if she make the $$ from his bald ass but she also desperate to have sex with
the howdy doody like Hulk Hogan. He worse than Mel Gibson and I think now %10000 he prove he have grasshopper dick and raisin balls." - The Iron
Sheik
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Nobledictator1278
And I am AWESOME
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| posted on 5-31-2016 at 02:42 AM |
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How much coffee you think Enzo drinks before he comes out..... hes going to end up leaving his partner in the ring one of these matches because he had
to go take a piss.
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Count Zero
Man of a Thousand Holds 
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| posted on 5-31-2016 at 02:48 AM |
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quote:
Originally posted by Il Palazzo
They missed out on the opportunity to bring Titus back with a gimmick where he has a fear of touching other people, so he loses a lot, but then slowly
conquers his fears. And then it's revealed that he was behind Vince's limo exploding years ago, because he stole New Day's time
machine to get his revenge.
I don't know what you're on, but part of me would like to ask for some. The rest of me is scared of
whatever it is. 
quote:
Originally posted by Nobledictator1278
How much coffee you think Enzo drinks before he comes out.....
ALL of the coffee. All of it in the entire building. That's how
his hair ends up on end.
[Edited on 5-31-2016 by Count Zero]
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Paddlefoot
Rocco Rock of Jabroni
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One of the NXT announcers once called Enzo a "rat on Ritalin". Seems appropriate.
Some of the reaction to the 2K17/Goldberg announcement is pretty good.
You are a bastard. A daughter-fucking wildling bastard.
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Dominator
Dominated by my love for Randy Orton
Posts 1613
Registered 7-5-2007 Location Florida Member Is Offline Mood: RKOFree Since 4/9/13
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| posted on 5-31-2016 at 02:54 AM |
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I could watch Ambrose and Cesaro riff on guys for 20 minutes.
I do NOT love RKO, you sarcastic bastards.
"There are no politics in WWE." - Stephanie McMahon
"BWAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAA!!!" - Me
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janerd75
The Rowdy One
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Zayn: You know I'm Canadian, right?
Ambrose: That explains so much.
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!   
�If only Africa had more mosquito nets, then every year we could save millions of mosquitoes from dying needlessly of A.I.D.S.� - Jimmy Carr
As per Count Zero's lovely transciption:
Jericho: "You better watch it."
Owens: "Yeah? Watch what?"
Jericho: "...It."
Evil Canadians 4 Life!
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Il Palazzo
And I am AWESOME
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Registered 2-25-2006 Location Cheddar Bay, NC Member Is Offline Mood: Stepladder
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| posted on 5-31-2016 at 02:56 AM |
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I'm just highly skilled at fantasy booking things that are either inspired or insanely stupid.
Also, Enzo could be some sort of energy vampire. It might help explain the dead crowd earlier in the show. I mean, what ELSE could explain it.
Also Again, I'm trying to think of tag teams that might benefit from being split by the brand... split... but I can't really think of
anyone. Maybe the Dudleyz? The Usos? At this point, splitting the Vaudevillains or Enzo/Cass would seem to be a dumb move. Probably the same for New
Day. Oh. Lucha Dragons could probably go their separate ways, since they've basically done that already to some degree.
You did it, Nibbles. Now chew through my ball sack.
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Count Zero
Man of a Thousand Holds
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quote:
Originally posted by janerd75
Zayn: You know I'm Canadian, right?
Ambrose: That explains so much.
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
As a Canadian, I endorse this punchline.
ETA: It's been too long since I last heard
APPLEDOUUUUUUGGGHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!
[Edited on 5-31-2016 by Count Zero]
Originally posted by williamssl
"That hasn't stopped us from doing this shit before!"
"Checkmate, sir. Checkmate"
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janerd75
The Rowdy One
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Registered 1-28-2013 Location Bix Nood Avenue Member Is Offline Mood: Mah name is TOBY!!!
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| posted on 5-31-2016 at 03:00 AM |
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Only one big return left now. I'm so, so, so sorry Dom. 
ETA: Fuck it, Cena 2016! At this point, why not?
ETA2: Mirror Universe Rollins vs. Reigns. Neat. 
[Edited on 5-31-2016 by janerd75]
�If only Africa had more mosquito nets, then every year we could save millions of mosquitoes from dying needlessly of A.I.D.S.� - Jimmy Carr
As per Count Zero's lovely transciption:
Jericho: "You better watch it."
Owens: "Yeah? Watch what?"
Jericho: "...It."
Evil Canadians 4 Life!
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Count Zero
Man of a Thousand Holds
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Is it possible to give AJ Styles the "Rookie of the Year" award for WWE? He got a megapop at the Rumble. He's co-headlined a potentially
BROCKTOON-making program. Now he's getting split-cheers with John Cena during the latter's "Big Memorial Day Return".
This is the kind of madness we deserve.
Originally posted by williamssl
"That hasn't stopped us from doing this shit before!"
"Checkmate, sir. Checkmate"
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Il Palazzo
And I am AWESOME
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Registered 2-25-2006 Location Cheddar Bay, NC Member Is Offline Mood: Stepladder
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Aw. Now we can't have any more instances of "AJ's the good guy, and Gallows and Anderson show up and act like jerks." Happy Memorial
Day, everyone!
Edit: Do Cena's shorts feature the head of Ellen DeGeneres? I haven't been able to figure that out.
[Edited on 5-31-2016 by Il Palazzo]
You did it, Nibbles. Now chew through my ball sack.
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Dominator
Dominated by my love for Randy Orton
Posts 1613
Registered 7-5-2007 Location Florida Member Is Offline Mood: RKOFree Since 4/9/13
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| posted on 5-31-2016 at 03:12 AM |
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Ohhhhh... Bullet Club ruses Cena! Brilliant.
I do NOT love RKO, you sarcastic bastards.
"There are no politics in WWE." - Stephanie McMahon
"BWAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAA!!!" - Me
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Sam Is Neat
Fella
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| posted on 5-31-2016 at 03:13 AM |
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I blame the Ellen shorts.
AJ Styles is the MVP of the WWE for the first half of 2016.
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Il Palazzo
And I am AWESOME
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| posted on 5-31-2016 at 03:15 AM |
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Sadly, this won't be as interesting when it potentially ends with a Classic Cena Moment of him FUing all three at once.
You did it, Nibbles. Now chew through my ball sack.
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janerd75
The Rowdy One
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Registered 1-28-2013 Location Bix Nood Avenue Member Is Offline Mood: Mah name is TOBY!!!
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W-w-w-w-what? No...A.J...why...A.J...no...pls no... 
�If only Africa had more mosquito nets, then every year we could save millions of mosquitoes from dying needlessly of A.I.D.S.� - Jimmy Carr
As per Count Zero's lovely transciption:
Jericho: "You better watch it."
Owens: "Yeah? Watch what?"
Jericho: "...It."
Evil Canadians 4 Life!
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Nobledictator1278
And I am AWESOME
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| posted on 5-31-2016 at 03:16 AM |
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Man....Nothing EVER happens on these throwaway Raw's. Sigh...
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Dominator
Dominated by my love for Randy Orton
Posts 1613
Registered 7-5-2007 Location Florida Member Is Offline Mood: RKOFree Since 4/9/13
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| posted on 5-31-2016 at 03:18 AM |
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quote:
Originally posted by janerd75
Only one big return left now. I'm so, so, so sorry Dom.
Bite your tongue.
No wait.
That's not good enough.
Bite your nuts.
I do NOT love RKO, you sarcastic bastards.
"There are no politics in WWE." - Stephanie McMahon
"BWAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAA!!!" - Me
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Dominator
Dominated by my love for Randy Orton
Posts 1613
Registered 7-5-2007 Location Florida Member Is Offline Mood: RKOFree Since 4/9/13
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| posted on 5-31-2016 at 03:19 AM |
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quote:
Originally posted by Il Palazzo
Sadly, this won't be as interesting when it potentially ends with a Classic Cena Moment of him FUing all three at once.
Stacked on each other.
I do NOT love RKO, you sarcastic bastards.
"There are no politics in WWE." - Stephanie McMahon
"BWAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAA!!!" - Me
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DKBroiler
SpeciASSl CUMedian
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AJ Styles is so totally getting burried back into the mid card ... oh.
Get off my lawn.
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Count Zero
Man of a Thousand Holds
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Registered 1-29-2013 Location Canada East Member Is Offline Mood: splitting brandache
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quote:
Originally posted by Dominator
quote:
Originally posted by Il Palazzo
Sadly, this won't be as interesting when it potentially ends with a Classic Cena Moment of him FUing all three at once.
Stacked on each other.
While a bald eagle sings America The Beautiful during a flyover?
ETA: I think I like this Dana Brooke. She's Kaitlynesque, only blonder.. and gymnastier. Heh. I said gymnasty. 
Moar ETAz: But she can't seem to wrestle worth a damn? Is that her downside?
[Edited on 5-31-2016 by Count Zero]
Originally posted by williamssl
"That hasn't stopped us from doing this shit before!"
"Checkmate, sir. Checkmate"
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Il Palazzo
And I am AWESOME
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Even better. While Jack Swagger and Jim Duggan sing it.
Now let's begin the countdown to when Becky Lynch has THIS stuff somehow get yanked out from under her due to someone getting injured.
Edit: Tonight sure is featuring a lot of Chris Jericho's Greatest Hits! And a bonus Dean Malenko mention.
[Edited on 5-31-2016 by Il Palazzo]
You did it, Nibbles. Now chew through my ball sack.
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Sam Is Neat
Fella
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| posted on 5-31-2016 at 03:25 AM |
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There is some truth to that nerd writer who was on JR's podcast last week regarding the lack of quality control of segments. They just followed
an AMAZING gang beat down segment of Cena/The Club, with...a gang beat down segment of Charlotte & Dana Brooke/Natalya.
The crowd reacted as such.
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