Paddlefoot
Rocco Rock of Jabroni
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posted on 5-31-2016 at 03:27 AM |
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quote: Originally posted by Count Zero
ETA: I think I like this Dana Brooke. She's Kaitlynesque, only blonder.. and gymnastier. Heh. I said gymnasty.
She has the ring gear of a potato sack buy dayum that's a rack underneath the burlap.
I'd give Charlotte props for heel of the year status because she's gone from face to pure-hater in the blink of an eye.
You are a bastard. A daughter-fucking wildling bastard.
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Nobledictator1278
And I am AWESOME
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posted on 5-31-2016 at 03:28 AM |
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Do we even have any good guys anymore.....
Sami Zayn.... Cesaro..... do we have any others that doesn't get any boos?
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janerd75
The Rowdy One
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posted on 5-31-2016 at 03:30 AM |
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quote: Originally posted by Dominator
quote: Originally posted by janerd75
Only one big return left now. I'm so, so, so sorry Dom.
Bite your tongue.
No wait.
That's not good enough.
Bite your nuts.
Hang on, lemmie see if I can find 'em. HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
�If only Africa had more mosquito nets, then every year we could save millions of mosquitoes from dying needlessly of A.I.D.S.� - Jimmy Carr
As per Count Zero's lovely transciption:
Jericho: "You better watch it."
Owens: "Yeah? Watch what?"
Jericho: "...It."
Evil Canadians 4 Life!
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Count Zero
Man of a Thousand Holds
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posted on 5-31-2016 at 03:31 AM |
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Ah yes, the greco-roman junk-kick.
Originally posted by williamssl
"That hasn't stopped us from doing this shit before!"
"Checkmate, sir. Checkmate"
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Il Palazzo
And I am AWESOME
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posted on 5-31-2016 at 03:33 AM |
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With that kind of moveset, Ziggler could've made a hell of a tag team with Viscera.
You did it, Nibbles. Now chew through my ball sack.
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janerd75
The Rowdy One
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posted on 5-31-2016 at 03:33 AM |
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Somethin' very Shawn-esque about that. I approve. Yay, Dolph's still relevant-ish!!!
�If only Africa had more mosquito nets, then every year we could save millions of mosquitoes from dying needlessly of A.I.D.S.� - Jimmy Carr
As per Count Zero's lovely transciption:
Jericho: "You better watch it."
Owens: "Yeah? Watch what?"
Jericho: "...It."
Evil Canadians 4 Life!
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bigfatgoalie
The Man
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posted on 5-31-2016 at 03:40 AM |
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quote: Originally posted by Count Zero
Ah yes, the greco-roman junk-kick.
I believe the kids call it "The Draymond" nowadays.
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Count Zero
Man of a Thousand Holds
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posted on 5-31-2016 at 03:40 AM |
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Jericho: "You better watch it."
Owens: "Yeah? Watch what?"
Jericho: "...It."
Originally posted by williamssl
"That hasn't stopped us from doing this shit before!"
"Checkmate, sir. Checkmate"
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Dominator
Dominated by my love for Randy Orton
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posted on 5-31-2016 at 03:40 AM |
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OK, I could also watch Jericho and Owens riff for 20 minutes, too.
I do NOT love RKO, you sarcastic bastards.
"There are no politics in WWE." - Stephanie McMahon
"BWAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAA!!!" - Me
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williamssl
Steers and Queers
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posted on 5-31-2016 at 03:41 AM |
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quote: Originally posted by LoveMuscle
I know I'm in the small minority, but I would love to see one more Goldberg match.
If this happens, I will find you. I will hunt you.
Don't Mess With Texas
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janerd75
The Rowdy One
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posted on 5-31-2016 at 03:44 AM |
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I heart me some dastardly foreigner action. I know what the Mexicans are capable of but that was some next level evil Canadian conspiratory antics.
Trump better get on that north wall too.
�If only Africa had more mosquito nets, then every year we could save millions of mosquitoes from dying needlessly of A.I.D.S.� - Jimmy Carr
As per Count Zero's lovely transciption:
Jericho: "You better watch it."
Owens: "Yeah? Watch what?"
Jericho: "...It."
Evil Canadians 4 Life!
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Nobledictator1278
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posted on 5-31-2016 at 03:45 AM |
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So did we drop someone out of the Money in the Bank match....I swear there was suppose to be 7.
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janerd75
The Rowdy One
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posted on 5-31-2016 at 03:51 AM |
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quote: Originally posted by Nobledictator1278
So did we drop someone out of the Money in the Bank match....I swear there was suppose to be 7.
Don't spoil it for Dom.
�If only Africa had more mosquito nets, then every year we could save millions of mosquitoes from dying needlessly of A.I.D.S.� - Jimmy Carr
As per Count Zero's lovely transciption:
Jericho: "You better watch it."
Owens: "Yeah? Watch what?"
Jericho: "...It."
Evil Canadians 4 Life!
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the goon
Sister Act
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posted on 5-31-2016 at 03:52 AM |
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I loved the AJ heel turn. I do think they could have gotten a little bit more mileage out of him as a face, but otherwise, that whole segment was
awesome. And holy shit has AJ been booked way better than I would have thought, considering he's basically a lifelong non-WWE guy.
And semi-related sidenote: I've been thinking recently that Cena is almost at the point in his career that Hogan was when he turned heel and
formed the nWo, so at the beginning of the Cena/AJ segment (before AJ turned), I was thinking what if Cena and AJ wrestle at MITB and Cena turns heel
and aligns with Gallows/Anderson, thus kicking off the "nWo heel" portion of his wrestling career. So I thought it was kind of funny that the
segment tonight went the complete opposite way of what I was fantasy booking in my head and immediately squashed any notion of that happening in three
weeks.
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Dominator
Dominated by my love for Randy Orton
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posted on 5-31-2016 at 03:52 AM |
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Green Bay gets bonus points for the Stupid Idiot chant.
I do NOT love RKO, you sarcastic bastards.
"There are no politics in WWE." - Stephanie McMahon
"BWAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAA!!!" - Me
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Count Zero
Man of a Thousand Holds
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posted on 5-31-2016 at 04:12 AM |
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quote: Originally posted by williamssl
If this happens, I will find you. I will hunt you.
Is that just becoming your catchphrase now, or has it been for some time & I just
didn't notice?
quote: Originally posted by janerd75
quote: Originally posted by Nobledictator1278
So did we drop someone out of the Money in the Bank match....I swear there was suppose to be 7.
Don't spoil it for Dom.
I, too, wondered if that MITB match had shed some poundage..
[Edited on 5-31-2016 by Count Zero]
Originally posted by williamssl
"That hasn't stopped us from doing this shit before!"
"Checkmate, sir. Checkmate"
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Cherokee Jack
Man of a Thousand Holds
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posted on 5-31-2016 at 04:44 AM |
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quote: And semi-related sidenote: I've been thinking recently that Cena is almost at the point in his career that Hogan was when he turned heel
and formed the nWo, so at the beginning of the Cena/AJ segment (before AJ turned), I was thinking what if Cena and AJ wrestle at MITB and Cena turns
heel and aligns with Gallows/Anderson, thus kicking off the "nWo heel" portion of his wrestling career
I kinda got the same impression,
Cena's promo prior to AJ showing up had a very heelish tone to it. "Oh, the 'new era' with all these fresh young talents...well
they all better get in line because I'm not going anywhere!"
That said, he prefaced that promo with some rah-rah America speech acting like he's the goddamn president, and he still does a bunch of
mainstream tv/charity appearances and sells lots of t-shirts to little kids. Face Cena isn't going anywhere.
I'm Cherokee Jack!
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the goon
Sister Act
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posted on 5-31-2016 at 04:51 AM |
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quote: Originally posted by Cherokee Jack
quote: And semi-related sidenote: I've been thinking recently that Cena is almost at the point in his career that Hogan was when he turned heel
and formed the nWo, so at the beginning of the Cena/AJ segment (before AJ turned), I was thinking what if Cena and AJ wrestle at MITB and Cena turns
heel and aligns with Gallows/Anderson, thus kicking off the "nWo heel" portion of his wrestling career
I kinda got the same impression,
Cena's promo prior to AJ showing up had a very heelish tone to it. "Oh, the 'new era' with all these fresh young talents...well
they all better get in line because I'm not going anywhere!"
That said, he prefaced that promo with some rah-rah America speech acting like he's the goddamn president, and he still does a bunch of
mainstream tv/charity appearances and sells lots of t-shirts to little kids. Face Cena isn't going anywhere.
Yeah, I think that with the whole "new era" thing going on right now in the WWE, and Cena having basically accomplished everything one can over the
past ten years, this would just be the prime time for him to have his "Hogan at Bash At The Beach '96" moment. Then you could have had a bunch
of the newer babyfaces (Reigns, Styles, Ambrose, even guys like Enzo/Cass) going against him while Cena gets one last big title run as a heel.
With that said, yeah, you're right. Face Cena isn't going anywhere.
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Sam Is Neat
Fella
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posted on 5-31-2016 at 05:16 AM |
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I can't wait until Cena is tapped as the "face" of the New Era while Finn Balor comes in as the savior for the old guard.
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Dominator
Dominated by my love for Randy Orton
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posted on 5-31-2016 at 05:45 AM |
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It'll be even better when Cena is facing CM Punk Jr. at Wrestlemania 55.
I do NOT love RKO, you sarcastic bastards.
"There are no politics in WWE." - Stephanie McMahon
"BWAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAA!!!" - Me
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punkerhardcore
American Dream
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posted on 5-31-2016 at 06:25 AM |
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The best line of the night belonged to JBL, when he mentioned that a group of unicorns is called a glory, and then said the New Day were stomping a
"glory hole" in Aiden English.
Is everyone mad here?
Of course they are, and you are too... otherwise, you wouldn't have come here.
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Paddlefoot
Rocco Rock of Jabroni
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posted on 5-31-2016 at 07:21 AM |
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It was a night laden with dick references between that and Enzo & Cass mumbling something about that cheese "under there". You'd think JBL
would know better though, as someone who shoved soap bars up asses for laughs, unless he was fucking around with Vince & Bukukky who are probably that
damn clueless.
You are a bastard. A daughter-fucking wildling bastard.
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Gobshite
The Great One
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posted on 5-31-2016 at 07:48 AM |
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So... those #Hatch tweets were about GOLDBERG being in 2K17? Mmmkkkaaayyyy.
I guess using the 2K17 route to bring back an old character worked well for Sting (career ending injury excluded). Goldberg vs HHH at WM33 then?
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PB-13
Showstopper
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posted on 5-31-2016 at 02:20 PM |
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Wonder if WWE has ever considered turning the entire roster heel other than Cena and Reigns because that way the fans would have NO CHOICE but to
cheer them.
-PB
RIP My Friend Mark, 1991-2016
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Frank Lloyd Wright
Man of a Thousand Holds
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posted on 5-31-2016 at 04:46 PM |
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The backstage interactions between the MITB participants were both brilliant! Each guy had a at least one funny moment.
I know it has only been 5 months, but I had actually missed not having Cena around. This is coming from a non Cena fan. But when he got into Abe
Lincoln, George Washington patriotic mode, I wanted him to leave again. He is one pandering mother fucker!! When Gallows & Anderson came out, you
knew the AJ turn was coming. That was well done. My hope is that AJ doesn't end up the loser at the end of this feud. It's time for
Cena to elevate the new guy. Yes, Cena and AJ are close age wise, but you need to push the new faces of the company, bottom line!
I have two ambitions in life: one is to drink every pub dry, the other is to sleep with every woman on earth -- Oliver Reed
American architect, interior designer, writer, educator, and wrestling fan.
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