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Author: Subject: Matt Hardy Video - WTF Am I Watching?
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posted on 6-3-2016 at 01:46 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
From now on, whenever one of the WWE talent say they want more control over their storylines, Vince will show this video and say "This is what happens, if we give you more control. We can't let this shit happen. Not on my watch!"
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posted on 6-3-2016 at 01:54 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
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I feel like the best way that video could have ended is if the owner of the house showed up and started yelling at everyone that he was going to call the cops if they didn't get off his property.


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posted on 6-3-2016 at 02:04 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Makes one wonder what kind of surrealist nightmare of a promo they're going to give Ryback (TNA nickname = "The Large Man") when he arrives there.

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posted on 6-3-2016 at 01:19 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
I don't think we will have TNA to worry about much anymore. With Smackdown going live on Thursdays, they will be competing directly with the WWE. Unless, they move days, they are going to get forcibly sodomized in the ratings.





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posted on 6-3-2016 at 02:33 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
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I don't think we will have TNA to worry about much anymore. With Smackdown going live on Thursdays, they will be competing directly with the WWE. Unless, they move days, they are going to get forcibly sodomized in the ratings.
I thought it was live on Tuesdays?

Whichever it is, you're saying the ratings will look like this?

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posted on 6-4-2016 at 05:51 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
I think that TNA should just embrace the madness and let Matt and Jeff get as out there as they want with things. Because let's face it, when was the last time a TNA angle generated two pages worth of discussion?
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posted on 6-4-2016 at 06:29 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
I'm sorry, but this might qualify as so bad it's good.

For my idea of so bad, it's good, I bring you the Hercules vs. the Moonmen

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bU8TC_FD_XQ

I can't wait for the MST3K version of this.





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posted on 6-4-2016 at 11:14 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
I can't wait for the MST3K version of this.




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posted on 6-5-2016 at 01:19 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
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One part that stood out to me was when Matt rolled out of the ring and clearly botched it, but nobody bothered to edit that part, or do a retake, they kept it in the shot. They taped this weeks in advance, and they couldn't be bothered to edit that out, or do another take.
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Looked to me like Matt cut his hand when he nailed Jeff with the prop bottle. Be even funnier if they have to postpone the match or do one another one of their insipid swerves because of it.

I think you both just got worked. The roll out looked purposeful to get "look at this goofy motherfucker being an idiot" heat and the injured hand was just to make the bottle shot seem less proppy.








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posted on 6-6-2016 at 12:04 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Director's Cut: Special Edition

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gSmj28cCz88





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posted on 6-6-2016 at 06:15 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Hilarious. So crazy it was great. Insane matt hardy is gold. Lmao @ her throwing the fake baby. Good angle between them. Gotta give it up to matt because he's had some very entertaining stuff over the years. Matt Hardy V1 is underrated.

Hopefully smackdown on tuesday doesnt finally kill TNA. Never wanna see a wrestling promotion go under.

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