bigfatgoalie
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posted on 7-26-2016 at 02:45 AM |
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quote: Originally posted by Paddlefoot
Neville lost a lot of weight. Still muscular but not grotesque and puffy from the substances the way he was before the injury.
Cutting weight for a new division maybe?
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Paddlefoot
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posted on 7-26-2016 at 02:46 AM |
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Maybe he borrowed #broken Matt Hardy's old rubber suit.
You know, everyone says it's not supposed to make sense, like that's the whole point, dude. And I'm just saying, you know,
that's like an excuse for lazy storytelling. Just don't sell me shite and tell me it's gold, all right? I might be stoned, but
I'm not high. You know what I mean?
- Cassidy from Preacher, commenting on The Big Lebowski and/or professional wrestling
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janerd75
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posted on 7-26-2016 at 02:51 AM |
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I...I wouldn't mind seeing Backlund wrassle agayn. Guy's fuggin' nuts like Flair but without the deleterious effects of years of
stylin' and profilin'
The science is settled: Fuck Everybody
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merc
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posted on 7-26-2016 at 02:52 AM |
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Man that was one hell of a promo Charlotte cut
"I wish sarcasm was available as a font." John Stuart Mill
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LoveMuscle
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posted on 7-26-2016 at 02:53 AM |
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quote: Originally posted by DKBroiler
I'm going to pretend for the next hour and 40 minutes that Demon Balor is going to beat ReBooooooo.
I wouldn't be surprised if Balor did win, due to Rollins interfering to screw Reigns out of the title match.
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janerd75
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posted on 7-26-2016 at 02:55 AM |
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And somewhere out there in Wrestlingfanville, a tv remote was angrily dildo'd up a weary Charlotte-hating hinderhole.
#dicksoutforbeckyscareer
ETA: Also, where the shit are Dom and Skids? Miss those dudes.
[Edited on 7-26-2016 by janerd75]
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Paddlefoot
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posted on 7-26-2016 at 03:05 AM |
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Cheat to win? Ayuh! Well played, kid.
Charlotte has no talent. She was only allowed to do that top-rope moonsault because Ric Flair's her dad.
[Edited on 7/26/2016 by Paddlefoot]
You know, everyone says it's not supposed to make sense, like that's the whole point, dude. And I'm just saying, you know,
that's like an excuse for lazy storytelling. Just don't sell me shite and tell me it's gold, all right? I might be stoned, but
I'm not high. You know what I mean?
- Cassidy from Preacher, commenting on The Big Lebowski and/or professional wrestling
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G. Jonah Jameson
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posted on 7-26-2016 at 03:12 AM |
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Man, that was a Lita dive if ever there was one. Ouch.
ETA: That's in reference to Sasha Banks landing on her face, for what it's worth. I wasn't expecting a moonsault dive to the outside
mere seconds after I posted that.
[Edited on 7/26/2016 by G. Jonah Jameson]
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punkerhardcore
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posted on 7-26-2016 at 03:12 AM |
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Holy fuck that could have turned out very, very bad for Sasha just now.
Is everyone mad here?
Of course they are, and you are too... otherwise, you wouldn't have come here.
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bigfatgoalie
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posted on 7-26-2016 at 03:13 AM |
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HOLY SHIT!!!
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janerd75
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posted on 7-26-2016 at 03:14 AM |
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Fuck that was a nasty scorpion landing by Sasha. If she weighed a pound more she would have, bah gawd, been broken in half.
FUCKING MOONSAULT OUTSIDE THE RING BY UNDESERVING CHARLOTTE!
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G. Jonah Jameson
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posted on 7-26-2016 at 03:17 AM |
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Wait, what?
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merc
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posted on 7-26-2016 at 03:17 AM |
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That was really done well.
Love the in ring interview with the new champ.
Fans did it right too
[Edited on 7-26-2016 by merc]
[Edited on 7-26-2016 by merc]
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LoveMuscle
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posted on 7-26-2016 at 03:17 AM |
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Huh ... Wasn't expecting that.
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janerd75
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posted on 7-26-2016 at 03:20 AM |
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Outstanding match between Sasha and some untalented nepotized hackfraud!
ETA: She said women's wrestling? Annnnnnnnd she drops the title next week on RAM.
[Edited on 7-26-2016 by janerd75]
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Il Palazzo
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posted on 7-26-2016 at 03:20 AM |
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It's like the end of WrestleMania XX! Only not the end of the show, and there's just the one person, and hopefully Sasha doesn't end
up killing anyone in the future.
But surssly, fun times! Now just don't have someone else win the title off of her in a week. Or start a lukewarm feud with Kane.
You did it, Nibbles. Now chew through my ball sack.
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Paddlefoot
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posted on 7-26-2016 at 03:22 AM |
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Place will double-explode if Finn beats that other guy.
You know, everyone says it's not supposed to make sense, like that's the whole point, dude. And I'm just saying, you know,
that's like an excuse for lazy storytelling. Just don't sell me shite and tell me it's gold, all right? I might be stoned, but
I'm not high. You know what I mean?
- Cassidy from Preacher, commenting on The Big Lebowski and/or professional wrestling
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bigfatgoalie
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posted on 7-26-2016 at 03:23 AM |
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So even if (when?) Roman wins...can we agree that this has been a really good RAW? 2 really good fatal 4 ways, and Sasha getting the belt? Plus New
Day vs The Club getting set up? And Golden Truth as Pokemon trainers?
This has been a good Monday.
[Edited on 7-26-2016 by bigfatgoalie]
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merc
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posted on 7-26-2016 at 03:25 AM |
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Any chance Finn is related to Ric, Snoop or Vince?
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Il Palazzo
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posted on 7-26-2016 at 03:28 AM |
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Cool! Brong Stewman vs. Background Character From Bob's Burgers.
You did it, Nibbles. Now chew through my ball sack.
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janerd75
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posted on 7-26-2016 at 03:29 AM |
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quote: Originally posted by Paddlefoot
Place will double-explode if Finn beats that other guy.
They need to do this...
...to reboot ReBOOOO, toot sweet. Heh heh, Finn, Aquaman. I get it. Lulz.
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merc
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posted on 7-26-2016 at 03:30 AM |
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1970's Saturday 1:00 throwback match!!
Just need Vince to dub in who's fighting in my town this week
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punkerhardcore
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posted on 7-26-2016 at 03:30 AM |
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quote: Originally posted by Il Palazzo
Cool! Brong Stewman vs. Background Character From Bob's Burgers.
That made me legit lol.
As did Strowman's new music starting with "BLAAAARG!" Mother fucker really is just Great Khali 2.0.
Is everyone mad here?
Of course they are, and you are too... otherwise, you wouldn't have come here.
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DKBroiler
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posted on 7-26-2016 at 03:33 AM |
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Braun Stroman is my new favorite wrestler. He's a vortex of everything the IWC is supposed to hate.
Get off my lawn.
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Il Palazzo
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posted on 7-26-2016 at 03:33 AM |
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Well, the one major difference, to the best of my knowledge, is that Blaaaaargh Steelbeam's legs aren't made of wood. Or insert a better
joke about Khali's higher lack of mobility. Or don't. I've managed to forget much of his time beyond brain chops and
AARGRRHAGGRHBARGLE promos.
You did it, Nibbles. Now chew through my ball sack.
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