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Author: Subject: OOfficial Discussion Thread for: RAW (July 25, 2016)
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posted on 7-26-2016 at 02:45 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
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Neville lost a lot of weight. Still muscular but not grotesque and puffy from the substances the way he was before the injury.


Cutting weight for a new division maybe?

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posted on 7-26-2016 at 02:46 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Maybe he borrowed #broken Matt Hardy's old rubber suit.





You know, everyone says it's not supposed to make sense, like that's the whole point, dude. And I'm just saying, you know, that's like an excuse for lazy storytelling. Just don't sell me shite and tell me it's gold, all right? I might be stoned, but I'm not high. You know what I mean?
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posted on 7-26-2016 at 02:51 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
I...I wouldn't mind seeing Backlund wrassle agayn. Guy's fuggin' nuts like Flair but without the deleterious effects of years of stylin' and profilin'





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posted on 7-26-2016 at 02:52 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Man that was one hell of a promo Charlotte cut







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posted on 7-26-2016 at 02:53 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
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I'm going to pretend for the next hour and 40 minutes that Demon Balor is going to beat ReBooooooo.


I wouldn't be surprised if Balor did win, due to Rollins interfering to screw Reigns out of the title match.

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posted on 7-26-2016 at 02:55 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
And somewhere out there in Wrestlingfanville, a tv remote was angrily dildo'd up a weary Charlotte-hating hinderhole.

#dicksoutforbeckyscareer

ETA: Also, where the shit are Dom and Skids? Miss those dudes.

[Edited on 7-26-2016 by janerd75]





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posted on 7-26-2016 at 03:05 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Cheat to win? Ayuh! Well played, kid.

Charlotte has no talent. She was only allowed to do that top-rope moonsault because Ric Flair's her dad.

[Edited on 7/26/2016 by Paddlefoot]





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posted on 7-26-2016 at 03:12 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Man, that was a Lita dive if ever there was one. Ouch.

ETA: That's in reference to Sasha Banks landing on her face, for what it's worth. I wasn't expecting a moonsault dive to the outside mere seconds after I posted that.

[Edited on 7/26/2016 by G. Jonah Jameson]

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posted on 7-26-2016 at 03:12 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Holy fuck that could have turned out very, very bad for Sasha just now.





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posted on 7-26-2016 at 03:13 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
HOLY SHIT!!!
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posted on 7-26-2016 at 03:14 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Fuck that was a nasty scorpion landing by Sasha. If she weighed a pound more she would have, bah gawd, been broken in half.

FUCKING MOONSAULT OUTSIDE THE RING BY UNDESERVING CHARLOTTE!





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posted on 7-26-2016 at 03:17 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Wait, what?
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posted on 7-26-2016 at 03:17 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
That was really done well.

Love the in ring interview with the new champ.

Fans did it right too

[Edited on 7-26-2016 by merc]

[Edited on 7-26-2016 by merc]





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posted on 7-26-2016 at 03:17 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Huh ... Wasn't expecting that.
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posted on 7-26-2016 at 03:20 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Outstanding match between Sasha and some untalented nepotized hackfraud!

ETA: She said women's wrestling? Annnnnnnnd she drops the title next week on RAM.

[Edited on 7-26-2016 by janerd75]





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posted on 7-26-2016 at 03:20 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
It's like the end of WrestleMania XX! Only not the end of the show, and there's just the one person, and hopefully Sasha doesn't end up killing anyone in the future.

But surssly, fun times! Now just don't have someone else win the title off of her in a week. Or start a lukewarm feud with Kane.





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posted on 7-26-2016 at 03:22 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Place will double-explode if Finn beats that other guy.





You know, everyone says it's not supposed to make sense, like that's the whole point, dude. And I'm just saying, you know, that's like an excuse for lazy storytelling. Just don't sell me shite and tell me it's gold, all right? I might be stoned, but I'm not high. You know what I mean?
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posted on 7-26-2016 at 03:23 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
So even if (when?) Roman wins...can we agree that this has been a really good RAW? 2 really good fatal 4 ways, and Sasha getting the belt? Plus New Day vs The Club getting set up? And Golden Truth as Pokemon trainers?

This has been a good Monday.

[Edited on 7-26-2016 by bigfatgoalie]

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posted on 7-26-2016 at 03:25 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Any chance Finn is related to Ric, Snoop or Vince?





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posted on 7-26-2016 at 03:28 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Cool! Brong Stewman vs. Background Character From Bob's Burgers.





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posted on 7-26-2016 at 03:29 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
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Place will double-explode if Finn beats that other guy.


They need to do this...



...to reboot ReBOOOO, toot sweet. Heh heh, Finn, Aquaman. I get it. Lulz.





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posted on 7-26-2016 at 03:30 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
1970's Saturday 1:00 throwback match!!

Just need Vince to dub in who's fighting in my town this week





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Cool! Brong Stewman vs. Background Character From Bob's Burgers.


That made me legit lol.

As did Strowman's new music starting with "BLAAAARG!" Mother fucker really is just Great Khali 2.0.





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posted on 7-26-2016 at 03:33 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Braun Stroman is my new favorite wrestler. He's a vortex of everything the IWC is supposed to hate.





Get off my lawn.

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posted on 7-26-2016 at 03:33 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Well, the one major difference, to the best of my knowledge, is that Blaaaaargh Steelbeam's legs aren't made of wood. Or insert a better joke about Khali's higher lack of mobility. Or don't. I've managed to forget much of his time beyond brain chops and AARGRRHAGGRHBARGLE promos.





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