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Author: Subject: OOfficial Discussion Thread for: RAW (August 1, 2016)
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posted on 8-2-2016 at 02:32 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
So Roman has been demoted all the way down to jobbing to Rusev?
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posted on 8-2-2016 at 02:35 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Papa Crunkism of the night so far "Snax, Nia, Snax."

And is it more a testament to Roman's humbling in recent weeks or the fact that Rusev is so damned good at what he does that that segment didn't end with Rusev vs. BOOsev? Interesting to see Roman FINALLY go after a secondary title, but I have no interest in seeing Rusev's momentum halted once again by another (mostly) unstoppable goldenboy.

Edit: One thing I forgot to mention appreciating over in the Smackdown thread last week was the fact that aside from commercials, there were absolutely NO RAM recaps in the entire show. Looks to be the same so far, but in reverse, tonight. It's little things like that that matter to me.



[Edited on 8/2/2016 by CM Crunk]





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posted on 8-2-2016 at 02:36 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Or Rusev is getting some honeymoon time, and welcome NEW WWE US CHAMPION BOOOOMAN BOOOOOOOEIGNS.

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Originally posted by CM Crunk
Edit: One thing I forgot to mention appreciating over in the Smackdown thread last week was the fact that aside from commercials, there were absolutely NO RAM recaps in the entire show. Looks to be the same so far, but in reverse, tonight. It's little things like that that matter to me.
That is a thing I hadn't noticed until you mentioned it, and it is a thing I too am appreciative of.

TL;DR: /microplay'd

[Edited on 8-2-2016 by Count Zero]





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"That hasn't stopped us from doing this shit before!"

"Checkmate, sir. Checkmate"

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posted on 8-2-2016 at 02:39 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
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Or Rusev is getting some honeymoon time, and welcome NEW WWE USBOO.S. CHAMPION BOOOOMAN BOOOOOOOEIGNS.


FTFY





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posted on 8-2-2016 at 02:58 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
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Papa Crunkism of the night so far "Snax, Nia, Snax."



Is Crunker's pa eligible for Breakthrough Poster of the Year?





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posted on 8-2-2016 at 03:01 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
If he isn't eligible, maybe we can do some kind of special Lifetime OOchievement Award? Or, like, a "Special Contributions" section of the Hall OOf Fame?

LOL @ the banana/tangerines visual that was 'too far' for tv.





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"That hasn't stopped us from doing this shit before!"

"Checkmate, sir. Checkmate"

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posted on 8-2-2016 at 03:07 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
There was also a comparison between One Man Gang and Grimace from McDonaldsland that was quite stellar.





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posted on 8-2-2016 at 03:17 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Forgot to mention a little earlier after the backstage segment between Steph/Mick/Sheamus/Cesaro how much I appreciated them lampshading the numbers they were picked at in the draft. The injury report in regards to Cesaro, and Sheamus' lackadaisical attitude since cashing in MITB. Once again, a little thing that helps build the world surrounding them.





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posted on 8-2-2016 at 03:21 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Speaking of Sheamus' lackadaisical attitude, seems to me that at the very least he's not slacking off at the haggis buffet.





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posted on 8-2-2016 at 03:23 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by CM Crunk
Forgot to mention a little earlier after the backstage segment between Steph/Mick/Sheamus/Cesaro how much I appreciated them lampshading the numbers they were picked at in the draft. The injury report in regards to Cesaro, and Sheamus' lackadaisical attitude since cashing in MITB. Once again, a little thing that helps build the world surrounding them.


Microplay

This plus how they've used Roman the past two weeks is a way you can protect a guy's heat without having to 50/50 book everything.

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posted on 8-2-2016 at 03:27 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
The TWO MAN BAAAYYYYYUND IMPLODES!!!!

This is truly Hogan Vs Savagesque in its implications.





Originally posted by williamssl
"That hasn't stopped us from doing this shit before!"

"Checkmate, sir. Checkmate"

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posted on 8-2-2016 at 03:29 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Team Jinger is NO MOAR!!!





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posted on 8-2-2016 at 03:30 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
One Man Sad, baybay.

quote:
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Team Jinger is NO MOAR!!!


I'd go with Team Hinder M'later, but whatevs.

Also, The Evil Canadians should be A Thing.

[Edited on 8-2-2016 by janerd75]





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posted on 8-2-2016 at 03:30 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Team Jinger is NO MOAR!!!


Edit: but JERIKO is reborn!!!!

[Edited on 8/2/2016 by CM Crunk]





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posted on 8-2-2016 at 03:33 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
As a Canadian, I can say that Jericho did NOT just make that name up.

No matter what Kevin Owens says. Kevin is a heel. Heels lie, even to other-heels.

Jimmen Marvinluder is real.





Originally posted by williamssl
"That hasn't stopped us from doing this shit before!"

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posted on 8-2-2016 at 03:33 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
That was clearly the time to bring back Ralphus or make a Ralphus: Episode II. Or the Jericoholic Ninja.





You did it, Nibbles. Now chew through my ball sack.

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posted on 8-2-2016 at 03:33 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Holy shit, that promo from Jericho. Absolute gold.
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posted on 8-2-2016 at 03:35 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Jimmen Marvinluder = bad ass mother Canucker.
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posted on 8-2-2016 at 03:42 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Didn't he win the shot put in 2008?
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posted on 8-2-2016 at 03:59 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Alright, Pauly Walnuts, make with the Barf Lonestar.





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Didn't he win the shot put in 2008?


I like to imagine him being like the Shoeless Joe Jackson of curling.





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posted on 8-2-2016 at 04:00 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Dream Match:

BAHRACK LEZZNAR vs Jimmen Marvinluder.

Sources have this as a potential WM 40 Main Event. Bank on it! (this was bulldoglicious, so I felt I had to punchline it appropriately.)





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"Checkmate, sir. Checkmate"

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posted on 8-2-2016 at 04:01 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Here comes the pain (ful syringe full of extract of gorilla testicles)!





You know, everyone says it's not supposed to make sense, like that's the whole point, dude. And I'm just saying, you know, that's like an excuse for lazy storytelling. Just don't sell me shite and tell me it's gold, all right? I might be stoned, but I'm not high. You know what I mean?
- Cassidy from Preacher, commenting on The Big Lebowski and/or professional wrestling

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posted on 8-2-2016 at 04:03 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
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Here comes the pain (ful syringe full of extract of gorilla testicles)!


*gorilla ovaries.

#LabiasOutForBrarambe





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posted on 8-2-2016 at 04:03 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
It looks like that detour to PEDsburgh, PA hasn't hurt the Mayor of Suplex City's chances for reelection.

Speaking of which, Brock's looking a little trim. For Brock standards, obv.





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