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Subject: OOfficial Discussion Thread for: SmackDown LIVE (August 9, 2016)
royberto
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posted on 8-11-2016 at 12:02 AM
quote:Originally posted by GodEatGod
Alexa was very fun and a welcome addition. We'll see if Becky Lynch ever recovers from that burial.
I wouldn't waste my time. That
would require Vince giving a shit about her. Most over babyface they had and they turned her into a complete joke. The fact she is being jobbed to
absolute garbage like Eva Marie(even if her entrance is something) was even worse than getting jobbed out to Dana Brooke. And that is an
accomplishment. And they wonder why fans shit all over their product.
merc
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posted on 8-11-2016 at 12:02 AM
quote:Originally posted by the goon
And apparently most of OO as well, as it seems like the discussion in the Smackdown thread has bmeen declining week to week.
[Edited on 8-10-2016 by the goon]
It should be obvious. Our level of apathy is in direct correlation with how deep Becky Lynch is buried.
ETA (since berto snuck in a post) or it might be tied to berto's blood pressure.
[Edited on 8-10-2016 by merc]
"I wish sarcasm was available as a font." John Stuart Mill
First 9
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posted on 8-11-2016 at 02:56 AM
quote:Originally posted by the goon
And apparently most of OO as well, as it seems like the discussion in the Smackdown thread has been declining week to week.
[Edited on 8-10-2016 by the goon]
Can you blame us? RAW is always RAW, so most people watch out of sense of habit, SD needs to step it up to get attention. Ziggler vs Ambrose are stuck
in the basic face vs face angle with none of the real intensity they showed last week and AJ vs Cena was just a recap.
the goon
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posted on 8-11-2016 at 03:28 AM
quote:Originally posted by First 9
quote:Originally posted by the goon
And apparently most of OO as well, as it seems like the discussion in the Smackdown thread has been declining week to week.
[Edited on 8-10-2016 by the goon]
Can you blame us? RAW is always RAW, so most people watch out of sense of habit, SD needs to step it up to get attention. Ziggler vs Ambrose are stuck
in the basic face vs face angle with none of the real intensity they showed last week and AJ vs Cena was just a recap.
Oh, I wasn't blaming anyone for not watching/discussing Smackdown and I didn't mean for my comment to come across that way (I agree that
it's been pretty average the last couple of weeks). It was more just an observation, that the show's move to Tuesday and going live
initially generated more discussion than Smackdown has seen in years here on the bOOards, but now the honeymoon is over and in less than a month
interest is already waning.
Though at the very least, I do think that Smackdown being live every week will keep it from regressing back to the "only two or three comments per
month in the Smackdown thread" territory it was in.
Paddlefoot
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posted on 8-11-2016 at 09:54 AM
You know, everyone says it's not supposed to make sense, like that's the whole point, dude. And I'm just saying, you know,
that's like an excuse for lazy storytelling. Just don't sell me shite and tell me it's gold, all right? I might be stoned, but
I'm not high. You know what I mean?
- Cassidy from Preacher, commenting on The Big Lebowski and/or professional wrestling
CM Crunk
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posted on 8-12-2016 at 02:59 AM
quote:Originally posted by Paddlefoot Tits & Giggles
Funny... when I think Eva Marie and MST3K I get this:
Somebody (*cough*janerd*cough) should save that portion of Becky laughing. Might come in handy for some gif-related hilarity that may or may not
involve some cuck/humiliation/M4W/Berry-ing fantasies held by members of the bOOard here.
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posted on 8-12-2016 at 04:43 AM
I'm helping!
The science is settled: Fuck Everybody
Paddlefoot
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posted on 8-12-2016 at 05:05 AM
I've had that "acting!" heckle stuck in my head for well over a decade. I'm thinking that if there's ever a moment where a dozen
or so members of the OO Universe get ringside tickets to a major WWE PPV (which could come to pass after I win the lottery tomorrow night) we should
all stand up during the dumber promos and just yell "acting!" in unison at whoever is in the ring. Y'know, as appreciation for the hard work
they put into these things as opposed to boring us to death with another wrestling match full of (ugh) flippy shit.
You know, everyone says it's not supposed to make sense, like that's the whole point, dude. And I'm just saying, you know,
that's like an excuse for lazy storytelling. Just don't sell me shite and tell me it's gold, all right? I might be stoned, but
I'm not high. You know what I mean?
- Cassidy from Preacher, commenting on The Big Lebowski and/or professional wrestling
janerd75
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posted on 8-12-2016 at 05:25 AM
Cunt Dunkleman shall live on forever and ever, but I think it's time to show the female equivalent of Dom's Favorite Fever Dream Nightmare
of An Axe Bodyspray In Human Form some lovin' with an MST3K-ification of her persona.
Behold: Tits Jigglebaum! Bounce Thickchest! Boob Hooperson! Slip Bungschutz! Rub Handcrank! Jizz Gobbleswaller! Red Areola! Slap Twerkstein! Sassy
Warmslice! Thrust Wetcrack! Dr. Saul Mendelburg's Finest Work! Cunt Dunklette!
The science is settled: Fuck Everybody
williamssl
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posted on 8-12-2016 at 06:03 AM
Time the fuck out on this MST3K/Acting thing. 'ACTING!' belongs to the one, the only Master Thespian, who's trademark "ACTING!"
line predates MST3K's first episode airing.
as Santa Claus!
Don't Mess With Texas
Paddlefoot
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posted on 8-13-2016 at 11:44 PM
quote:Originally posted by janerd75
Cunt Dunkleman shall live on forever and ever, but I think it's time to show the female equivalent of Dom's Favorite Fever Dream Nightmare
of An Axe Bodyspray In Human Form some lovin' with an MST3K-ification of her persona.
Behold: Tits Jigglebaum! Bounce Thickchest! Boob Hooperson! Slip Bungschutz! Rub Handcrank! Jizz Gobbleswaller! Red Areola! Slap Twerkstein! Sassy
Warmslice! Thrust Wetcrack! Dr. Saul Mendelburg's Finest Work! Cunt Dunklette!
Bob Johnson?!?!?!? Must have had too many brain cells die in between that classic Orton vs. MST3K thread because I can't come up with a single
new name for poor hapless EM. Don't know if I can be mean to a girl anyway no matter how wrong it is on all levels to have her occupying a
position in pro wrasslin'.
You know, everyone says it's not supposed to make sense, like that's the whole point, dude. And I'm just saying, you know,
that's like an excuse for lazy storytelling. Just don't sell me shite and tell me it's gold, all right? I might be stoned, but
I'm not high. You know what I mean?
- Cassidy from Preacher, commenting on The Big Lebowski and/or professional wrestling
janerd75
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posted on 8-14-2016 at 08:07 AM
quote:Originally posted by Paddlefoot
Don't know if I can be mean to a girl anyway no matter how wrong it is on all levels to have her occupying a position in pro wrasslin'.
What's one more talentless dimwit amongst foundations?
PASTE CHOKESUCKER! LICK FRENZY! OSWALD GOBBLEBOTCH! LABE GAPEMAN! TINDER BADMATCH! DYE BRAINSTAIN! RING RATATOUILLE! MARK SUCKERBERG! STUFFY
P�PPENSCHUTZ! CUNT MUHFUGGIN' DUNKLETTE!
[Edited on 8-14-2016 by janerd75]
The science is settled: Fuck Everybody
The Hitcher
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posted on 8-14-2016 at 12:43 PM
Bimbo McStiff?
Sam Is Neat
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posted on 8-14-2016 at 04:28 PM
quote:Originally posted by The Hitcher
Bimbo McStiff?
Bimbo Slice
Paddlefoot
Rocco Rock of Jabroni
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posted on 8-14-2016 at 08:26 PM
Re: that gif in the lower left corner with the six-diva schmozz. She botched and injured someone by attempting a Theisz press? How in the fuck do you
botch and injure someone with a Theisz fucking press? It's like the Great Khali all over again. Shorter, better boobs, worse hair, but still
with the same inexplicable push from management even though she's going to put someone in the hospital due to innate ineptitude. And
there's no one in the women's ranks with the same gravitas as Taker to step in and say to Vince "fuck this, I'm not getting into a
ring with her because she doesn't know what she's doing".
You know, everyone says it's not supposed to make sense, like that's the whole point, dude. And I'm just saying, you know,
that's like an excuse for lazy storytelling. Just don't sell me shite and tell me it's gold, all right? I might be stoned, but
I'm not high. You know what I mean?
- Cassidy from Preacher, commenting on The Big Lebowski and/or professional wrestling
The Hitcher
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posted on 8-15-2016 at 03:10 AM
To be fair: That kinda looks like whoever that is was expecting a jawbreaker and didn't fall backwards.
