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Author: Subject: Alberto Del Rio Violates WWE Wellness Policy, Suspended 30 Days... also Paige... and Eva...
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posted on 8-17-2016 at 10:43 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Alberto Del Rio Violates WWE Wellness Policy, Suspended 30 Days... also Paige... and Eva...

On Wednesday, August 17th, WWE announced that they have suspended Jose Rodriguez, better known to fans as Alberto Del Rio, for violating the company's Wellness Policy.

Rodriguez will be serving a mandatory 30-day suspension effective tomorrow, Thursday, August 18th, for his first violation of the WWE Wellness Policy. He joins Roman Reigns as another well-known, top active WWE Superstar to violate the Wellness Policy.

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posted on 8-17-2016 at 11:32 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Talent may not be sexually transmitted, but apparently, Wellness violations are:

http://www.wwe.com/article/paige-suspended?sf33655246=1





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posted on 8-17-2016 at 11:36 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
This might be his first strike, but it's not hard to imagine that this is the final nail in the coffin for his current WWE run. Right? Taking into consideration his lack of motivation (I won't put all of that on him), which probably stems from his tenuous relationship with creative and management I don't think either party will have any compunctions about parting ways when his contract is up. I think the real question here, moving forward, is whether or not he decides to ask for his release BEFORE his contract is up.

He's got plenty of options out there in the world. Work in Mexico is only a phone call away, and I'm sure LU wouldn't mind having him back.

edit: Just now saw Anglefan's post. Goddamnit Paige.

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Yeah, I have no doubts whatsoever that he's gone after his contract is up in a few months, if not sooner than that. I'm sure that Lucha Underground would pick him back up in an instant.

As for Paige, I might be a fan of hers, but in this instance, I've got no sympathy. She made her bed and now has to lie in it. I was thinking at first that this was another AJ/Punk scenario, but AJ left of her own accord, she didn't get Wellnessed alongside Punk, although if Punk did get Wellnessed, that'd be a whole different issue in and of itself.

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It's unfortunate, but hopefully this is the boot to the ass that gets Paige's act back together. I'm fearing this might be the continuation of a downward spiral.





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So they got busted for coke and/or something like that right? I know Paige has been trying to get in shape, but peds would seem out of place.

Add in nobody knowing what Roman was dinged for...and 80's HBK is smiling while modern HBK...not so much.

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Unfortunately, I'm thinking its more of the latter rather than the former. Paige just made history with this as well, since she's now the first woman to get a Wellness violation in the WWE.

Also, if things get really out of hand, Del Rio's gonna be in some shit since Paige's family does not seem like the kind of people that I'd wanna get on the bad side of.

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So they got busted for coke and/or something like that right? I know Paige has been trying to get in shape, but peds would seem out of place.

Add in nobody knowing what Roman was dinged for...and 80's HBK is smiling while modern HBK...not so much.


As far as I know, and this comes from living in a community that gets a lot of Marines from the 29 Palms base in town partying it up on weekends and NOT from personally trial & error, cocaine has a really short half-life in your blood and urine and is supposed to be undetectable after 24-48 hours. Whether that's an old (hard partying 80's) wives tale or not, I don't know. I suppose I could Google it, but I do so enjoy the natural ebb and flow of civilized discussion.

It would make sense that she (and he, obv) could have been busted for some sort of fat-burning, amphetamine-based product. It's been noted elsewhere here on the bOOards that ADR is looking a lot more cut than we've been used to seeing him, so there's that.

Also something that could have played a factor is ALCOHOL. My understanding of the wellness policy is that performers aren't allowed to be under the effects of alcohol while performing, or conducting business under the WWE banner. Is it possible that maybe they partied it up a little too much on the recent overseas tour? Had a hangover bad enough to trip a drug test?

Who knows at this point, but it'll be interesting to see how this plays out.

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Unfortunately, I'm thinking its more of the latter rather than the former. Paige just made history with this as well, since she's now the first woman to get a Wellness violation in the WWE.

Also, if things get really out of hand, Del Rio's gonna be in some shit since Paige's family does not seem like the kind of people that I'd wanna get on the bad side of.

[Edited on 8-17-2016 by anglefan85]


Christ, I didn't even think about that. If I was ADR I'd DEFINITELY avoid taking bookings in the UK for the foreseeable future. I imagine Saraya and/or Ricky Knight has it within themselves to pull a Brick Top and feed him to some hungry pigs.





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posted on 8-18-2016 at 12:19 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
After listening to Saraya Knight's Colt Cabana podcast, I would be inclined to agree.

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As far as I know, and this comes from living in a community that gets a lot of Marines from the 29 Palms base in town partying it up on weekends and NOT from personally trial & error, cocaine has a really short half-life in your blood and urine and is supposed to be undetectable after 24-48 hours. Whether that's an old (hard partying 80's) wives tale or not, I don't know. I suppose I could Google it, but I do so enjoy the natural ebb and flow of civilized discussion.

Christ, I didn't even think about that. If I was ADR I'd DEFINITELY avoid taking bookings in the UK for the foreseeable future. I imagine Saraya and/or Ricky Knight has it within themselves to pull a Brick Top and feed him to some hungry pigs.


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My hard partying neighbor used to do coke every once in a while and he thought it didn't stay in your blood that long. He also had an idea they would take a hair sample. So, on that note, he partied hard one weekend a few days before he had a major job interview at a bank. Even though he's mostly bald he shaved his head and goatee and figured he was okay. He didn't figure on them sampling his chest hair. He did not get the job.

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Fire ADR now and get him out of the company. Sit Paige down and scare the shit out of her to get her head back on straight. Fuck, when she gets back from rehab make her room-mate with Death Ray (who's being called up soon to the main shows as a producer) or even hire her incredibly scary-looking mom to keep her contained. This is fucked and she has too much potential to waste by becoming this generation's Sunny.





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Also something that could have played a factor is ALCOHOL. My understanding of the wellness policy is that performers aren't allowed to be under the effects of alcohol while performing, or conducting business under the WWE banner. Is it possible that maybe they partied it up a little too much on the recent overseas tour? Had a hangover bad enough to trip a drug test?


I suspected for a while now that there was something going on besides the injuries she had the last few months. There was a backstage clip from about this time last year where Road Dogg took her aside and told her to lose the attitude backstage. Her in-ring decline/shift-to-jobber began not longer after she and Alicia got booted out of a restaurant for nearly getting in a fight with some hecklers. For awhile most of her own social media accounts were full of pics of her with a drink in her hand. Then there was that thing in Vegas with ADR where the cops showed up and put her in a van and they tried to explain it off as some nonsense they were doing for Total Divas.

Kid's got issues, probably from life on the road with no one looking out for her. They can save her if she wants to be and hopefully will before she wrecks her career.





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posted on 8-18-2016 at 03:27 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
What's Jose Escobar doing in the Impact Zone, Josh???
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Does hashtag activism work? We gotta get together to #SavePaige, mostly because of things like this.



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I think we know who all red everything Eva Marie will be pushed at the expense of down the road!!
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Thought I saw Del Rio wearing tights that said "El Patron" on them on Smackdown this week. Never noticed them before. Was wondering if that might have made management enforce said wellness policy so quickly.





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I think we know who all red everything Eva Marie will be pushed at the expense of down the road!!


Yeah....um, about that....

http://www.wwe.com/article/wwe-suspends-eva-marie?sf33737506=1





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I think we know who all red everything Eva Marie will be pushed at the expense of down the road!!


Yeah....um, about that....

http://www.wwe.com/article/wwe-suspends-eva-marie?sf33737506=1


Dammit all!!! We have to wait another month for her debut now? This ruined my day.

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More like all PED everything





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I had to doublecheck and make sure that wasn't a Kayfabe News article.

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Add Eva Marie to the list for 30 days in this round of testing according to TMZ.
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Seems like we need a wellness violation thread.





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Guys, guys. Eva Marie didn't do anything wrong. How was she supposed to know whatever she tested positive for could be absorbed Vicks Vapor-Rub style from her chest. The REAL culprit could still be at large.





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More like all PED everything
There may be foulness afoot: The last 3 wellness violations are:

Paige
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Del Rio

Their intials spell PED. It's a conspiracy! C-O-N-Spiracy!

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More like all PED everything
There may be foulness afoot: The last 3 wellness violations are:

Paige
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Del Rio

Their intials spell PED. It's a conspiracy! C-O-N-Spiracy!


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