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Author: Subject: PPV DISCUSSION: SummerSlam 2016
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posted on 8-22-2016 at 02:29 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
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Dolph can go feud with Miz, or Corbin,


Dude he's feuded with each of them for approx. 90% of the past two years I believe. And it's all been riveting





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posted on 8-22-2016 at 02:30 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Bayley in the 6 spot?

ETA: Please disregard my stupidity. Technical difficulties and am only partially watching.

[Edited on 8-22-2016 by janerd75]





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posted on 8-22-2016 at 02:32 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
I'm trying to figure out which old school and completely ridiculous Batman or Flash villain wore the same costume as Naomi.





You know, everyone says it's not supposed to make sense, like that's the whole point, dude. And I'm just saying, you know, that's like an excuse for lazy storytelling. Just don't sell me shite and tell me it's gold, all right? I might be stoned, but I'm not high. You know what I mean?
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posted on 8-22-2016 at 02:32 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Not on the heel team, I wouldn't expect.

Oh hey, Nikki Bella's back...guess who's burying Becky Lynch today.

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posted on 8-22-2016 at 02:35 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Welcome back Nikki.

Speaking of that, I thought A.J. was going to do the Rack Attack on Cena during their match.

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posted on 8-22-2016 at 02:36 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Instead of watching most of SummerSlam, I've been on vacation in the British Isles.

Y'all ain't EVER gonna guess who I just saw downstairs in the hotel restaurant. I'm totally going to scoop all the newz sites when I tweet the pics.

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I need to seriously lay off the rum tonight, it's frying my brain! He also lost 100% clean against Lesnar two years ago. Doh.


Guys, he lost clean to Alberto Del Rio less than a year ago. He also had a clean loss to Kevin Owens last year.

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posted on 8-22-2016 at 02:36 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Well, at least voice-over guy is still bringing his A-game.





You know, everyone says it's not supposed to make sense, like that's the whole point, dude. And I'm just saying, you know, that's like an excuse for lazy storytelling. Just don't sell me shite and tell me it's gold, all right? I might be stoned, but I'm not high. You know what I mean?
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posted on 8-22-2016 at 02:37 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
The somewhat dead crowd for Ambrose/Ziggler is no surprise. It was quickly put together, Ziggler has been treading water for far too long, and the conclusion was a given. No suspense.

Oh hey, Nikki is a nice surprise. Rather see Nikki than Marie. I thought Nikki was going to retire and become a real estate agent.

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Instead of watching most of SummerSlam, I've been on vacation in the British Isles.

Y'all ain't EVER gonna guess who I just saw downstairs in the hotel restaurant. I'm totally going to scoop all the newz sites when I tweet the pics.


Benoit? Knew that shit was an Illuminati conspiracy.





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At least with EM gone to the British Isles to recuperate the odds of someone getting killed in this match have gone down considerably.





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posted on 8-22-2016 at 02:44 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
FWIW, Wade Keller and a few others have stated on Twitter they are confident that Sasha ISN'T being suspended, they just prefer Charlotte as champ. If Sasha is taking a break, it's a honeymoon rather than a suspension.





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At least with EM gone to the British Isles to recuperate the odds of someone getting killed in this match have gone down considerably.


The only thing getting killed in this match are the bathrooms in the arena overflowing with piss.





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posted on 8-22-2016 at 02:45 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
I'm guessing Royberto would prefer Becky Lynch wrestle in only the fishnet-thong onesie that keeps popping up over her pants.





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I feel like the Smackdown women's division should either be expanded to include Sasha, Charlotte, and Nia Jax, or should just not exist and be part of the Raw women's division instead. This has been a chore to watch, and I've only watched the last minute of this.





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I feel like the Smackdown women's division should either be expanded to include Sasha, Charlotte, and Nia Jax, or should just not exist and be part of the Raw women's division instead. This has been a chore to watch, and I've only watched the last minute of this.


Yarp. T'ain't enough ladies for two shows. Put 'em all on RAM and add tag titles so there are enough champeenchips to give all the gals something to do and/or strive for.





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What the hell!!!

So I guess Goldberg is here. Only reason why the championship match isn't the main event.

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I feel like they should just trade all Smackdown's women to RAM for the rights to the Cruiserweight division. Smackdown feels more like the flippy show anyways.





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posted on 8-22-2016 at 02:53 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
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I feel like the Smackdown women's division should either be expanded to include Sasha, Charlotte, and Nia Jax, or should just not exist and be part of the Raw women's division instead. This has been a chore to watch, and I've only watched the last minute of this.


All women's tag matches come off as awkward for some reason. The lack of build up to a proper feud doesn't help, neither does them teaming up so soon after the draft where there hasn't been enough time to set the new alliances and enemies in place. Carmella's just too awkward and is probably in the same position as Kelly Kelly was with most fans thinking "I have nothing against you but I'm not sure why I should cheer for you either".





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posted on 8-22-2016 at 02:53 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Cena also lost the first Owens match clean. Of course, he then spent the next couple months making KO his bitch and beating him at the next two PPVs.

Please WWE, at least for now, get Cena away from AJ. He doesn't need to get this win back!

Re: Sasha, I'm reading in pwinsider that the plan was always for her to lose here, as she needs to take a few weeks off to get some nagging injuries addressed. No suspensions involved.

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Carmella's just too awkward and is probably in the same position as Kelly Kelly was with most fans thinking "I have nothing against you but I'm not sure why I should cheer for you either".

Carmella's at least developed into a character that fans cared about at the NXT level. She hasn't had much time to get over at the main roster level, but she'll get there. Might've helped to put her and Enzo/Cass on the same show so that she could continue to get a rub from being involved with them from time to time, even if they didn't want her to be their full-time valet.

I'd probably agree that she was called up earlier than she should have been, but she's worlds ahead of where Kelly Kelly was at this point in her career.

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I need to seriously lay off the rum tonight, it's frying my brain! He also lost 100% clean against Lesnar two years ago. Doh.


And the clean loss in Kevin Owens's debut. Cena has gone from never losing cleanly to doing it once a year and they picked the perfect match for 2016. AJ is now the first guy in forever who actually has Cena's number. Owens was beaten in all their other matches, Cena vs Bryan 2 sadly never happened, and even Brock had to be saved by Rollins in the rematch after the iconic squash. AJ won once by cheating and then flat out beat him the next time, who else has done that to Cena?

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So Roman is getting the piss break/may need to shave time spot? Awesome.

And yeah...that entrance works at major events. Here's hoping Balor wins.

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Surprised the Universal title is going on now. I thought it would have been the main event. So they actually booked Rome/Rusev above this? I guess as a palate cleanser before Brock/Orton.

I was hoping for a real world title design. I am not a fan of the current WWE Title. The Universal title is the same design on a red leather strap. Eh.

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I feel like the Smackdown women's division should either be expanded to include Sasha, Charlotte, and Nia Jax, or should just not exist and be part of the Raw women's division instead. This has been a chore to watch, and I've only watched the last minute of this.
I kind of feel that way about the whole brand split.

They're separate shows. Except when they aren't. And some people have belts to fight about, but some people don't and are totally okay with that for now because the belts are coming Soon (tm) and will have Cool Names and

I'm sorry. It's been a bad week. I don't -really- mean to be such a downer on the B.Ex..

Wait, I mean Brand Extension. I'm not trying to bury the B.Ex here. I really do hope it works out in the long-term.

ETA: Did Finn write the names of his biggest tippers on himself, or something?

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posted on 8-22-2016 at 03:07 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Don't fuck with the Fhoi Myore, Seth. It never turns out well.





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