williamssl
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Real news and stuff
Because news doesn't just have to be that other thread.
News
Meth.
More meth.
Cutting instrument.
Alligator.
What could go wrong?
[Edited on 9-25-2016 by williamssl]
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Chris Is Good517
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Intervention keeps saddling up to the wrong tweakers.
Monday Night Flaw, a podcast about professional wrestling starring OO's own
Figure Foreskin as Andy the Smarmy Host and Chris Is Good517 as Cousin Balki.
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Paddlefoot
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Is the alligator OK? #dicksoffforgator
[Edited on 9/25/2016 by Paddlefoot]
You know, everyone says it's not supposed to make sense, like that's the whole point, dude. And I'm just saying, you know,
that's like an excuse for lazy storytelling. Just don't sell me shite and tell me it's gold, all right? I might be stoned, but
I'm not high. You know what I mean?
- Cassidy from Preacher, commenting on The Big Lebowski and/or professional wrestling
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janerd75
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Tex, you left out the most important ingredient from your 'How To Cut Your Dick Off And Feed It To Alligators' report. A healthy dose of
Vitamin F. Believe me or don't but you guys better get on it because I swear the Apocalypse is going to start here.  
"It will happen when it happens and not a moment before." - Me
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Paddlefoot
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George Romero set Day of the Dead in Ft. Myers for a reason, y'know. Saved money on the zombie make-up because a lot of the locals looked that
way already apparently. 
You know, everyone says it's not supposed to make sense, like that's the whole point, dude. And I'm just saying, you know,
that's like an excuse for lazy storytelling. Just don't sell me shite and tell me it's gold, all right? I might be stoned, but
I'm not high. You know what I mean?
- Cassidy from Preacher, commenting on The Big Lebowski and/or professional wrestling
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williamssl
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Rabble rabble Trump. Rabble rabble rabble Trump rabble! RABBLE!!!  
Oh wait, that's the other thread. It's too hard to copy it, go over to that other thread, start a whole new post, and then submit it, so
I'll just leave it here.
And while I'm here, I might as well use this thread for what it's here for. Efficiency!
Florida deputy accused of Tasing woman,
baking her 'Sorry I Tased You' cake
Yep he sure did.
Now I'm not a betting man, but if someone asked me how much I wanted to bet that despite the cake she would NOT drop her lawsuit, and I got to
be on the "hell no she won't" side of that bet, my bet would be "all the money".
And yes, Florida.
Also, that linky there is Fox News. Consider that a warning that your PC or mobile device could get infected with rightwing and start blocking your
huffpo and msnbcs and whatnot. Also, turn your bias alert up to high because damn there's all sort of it in there. You'll read it and
be all, "Fair and Balanced, my ass!"
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williamssl
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Acquittal for Man Who
Argued His Impressive Penis Was To Blame For Girlfriend�s Choking Death
"Attorneys for Richard Henry Patterson had fought to let the jury see his manhood for themselves to prove his case � though a �viewing� never
happened."
Guess the state where this occurred?
If you need that to be multiple choice, here you go:
a) Florida
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janerd75
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The answer's a) Florida, isn't it. Man, nothing good cums from Florida. Absolutely nothing.
"It will happen when it happens and not a moment before." - Me
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Paddlefoot
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I asked Jeb once if COHF was filmed in the Tampa area, because something like COHF has Florida written all over it. He freaked out with a sort "why
the fuck would you ask me something like that" in the same way that girl on Seinfeld did when Jerry made that "the underwear your mother laid out
for you" comment at her.
This has nothing to do with advancing this thread's overall narrative. It did however give me a chance to mention Jeb, Seinfeld, underwear,
Florida, and COHF all in the same comment.
You know, everyone says it's not supposed to make sense, like that's the whole point, dude. And I'm just saying, you know,
that's like an excuse for lazy storytelling. Just don't sell me shite and tell me it's gold, all right? I might be stoned, but
I'm not high. You know what I mean?
- Cassidy from Preacher, commenting on The Big Lebowski and/or professional wrestling
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Flash
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What's COHF?
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williamssl
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Google it.
From work.
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Paddlefoot
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It's the darkest stain, a smear as it were, on the very face of Florida itself. Normally I'd say Google is your friend but in the case of
COHF it could be your worst enemy ever.
You know, everyone says it's not supposed to make sense, like that's the whole point, dude. And I'm just saying, you know,
that's like an excuse for lazy storytelling. Just don't sell me shite and tell me it's gold, all right? I might be stoned, but
I'm not high. You know what I mean?
- Cassidy from Preacher, commenting on The Big Lebowski and/or professional wrestling
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janerd75
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What the fuck are you guys gibbering on about? COHF is just a series of young adult novels and I'm not sure what they have to do with
Florida.
http://www.thefandom.net/books/cassandra-clare-interviews-cohf-narrator-and-actress-sophie-turner/
It is most certainly okay to google COHF from work, or even better, if you have a wife or daughter just have them do it for you as they might find
your recommendation surprising since most men usually aren't into that sort of thing.
"It will happen when it happens and not a moment before." - Me
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Flash
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It's funny because when I first saw the acronym I figured it was THAT (I've also seen it done as just COF)... but then reading it I
wasn't sure if that fit with what Pad was writing so I did google and came up with the 'tween novel posted above too.... which if you read
any of the websites related to that book the abbreviation gives them a hilarious unintended meaning (like author set to release COHF).
Oh, and thanks guys... now I've been fired from work!
[Edited on 5-26-2017 by Flash]
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Paddlefoot
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These are the days in which we live. Sorry Flash, it's Chinatown, err, Florida. 
You know, everyone says it's not supposed to make sense, like that's the whole point, dude. And I'm just saying, you know,
that's like an excuse for lazy storytelling. Just don't sell me shite and tell me it's gold, all right? I might be stoned, but
I'm not high. You know what I mean?
- Cassidy from Preacher, commenting on The Big Lebowski and/or professional wrestling
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janerd75
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""
http://www.oowrestling.com/OOForums/viewthread.php?tid=31971
"It will happen when it happens and not a moment before." - Me
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CCharger
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Some dumbass killed a little girl doing a "Batista Bomb".
https://www.yahoo.com/news/two-old-girl-dies-man-082821790.html
"She was warned. She was given an explanation. Nevertheless, she persisted."
"The powers of the president to protect our country are very substantial and will not be questioned."
--- Stephen Miller, Trump senior White House advisor, Feb. 12, 2017
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CCharger
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http://www.cbsnews.com/news/north-carolina-math-teacher-erin-mcauliffe-accused-of-sexual-contact-with-three-boys/
"She was warned. She was given an explanation. Nevertheless, she persisted."
"The powers of the president to protect our country are very substantial and will not be questioned."
--- Stephen Miller, Trump senior White House advisor, Feb. 12, 2017
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Laruecifer
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quote:
Originally posted by CCharger
http://www.cbsnews.com/news/north-carolina-math-teacher-erin-mcauliffe-accused-of-sexual-contact-with-three-boys/
much better pics of her here,
http://www.tmz.com/2017/06/10/hot-teacher-erin-mcauliffe-charged-sex-with-high-school-boys/
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