DKBroiler
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quote:
Originally posted by janerd75
Lesbo sex is so elaborate and confusing. Not entirely sure why she's stomping on her dicklets here.
When I read the forum on my IPhone I like to zoom in close so I cannot see the poster's name, allowing me to play a game of "guess who posted
that crazy shit."
Let it be known that I can now guess Janerd posts with 98% accuracy. If it wasn't for disguised porn links masquerading as Christmas well
wishes, I'd be at 100%.
Braun Strowman guy.
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DKBroiler
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| posted on 4-2-2017 at 02:41 PM |
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Predictionizing ...
- ATGMBR: Braun ... and I'll care damnit!
- SDW: I figure there needs to be one, "wait, what, why?" moment so I'll guess Carmella wins forcing Berto back into his well to put all the
lotion onto its skin.
- Cruiserweight: Evil Neville wins via shenanigans.
- IC: Corbin cause reasons.
- US: Owen cause ALL THE REASONS.
(Noticing a heel trend ... hmm ...)
- Raw TT: Enzo and Cass. They'll drop it within a month but it would make a good "WM Moment".
- SD TT: I bet this will happen ... So I'll just pick the Usos. I wouldn't be completely shocked to see The Hardy's in this spot
though.
- RawW: Charlotte because she's far and away the best thing going.
- AJ after the MOTY. Yeah ... I said it.
- Miz: Deservedly gets pushed into a number one contender's match afterwards.
- Reigns: Deservedly gets shipped to SD after the show in a straight up trade for AJ.
(Ok ... so including Reigns that gives me exactly 1 good guy winning so far. I'm so not winning this shit.)
Orton wins, moves onto a feud with The Miz.
Goldberg wins in 45 seconds, or Brock wins after a 20 minute war ending with a cattle prod from Scott Hall.
Did I miss anyone? If so, I'll pick the heel.
One last prediction: Big E turns heel tonight on Kofi and EW.
[Edited on 4-2-2017 by DKBroiler]
[Edited on 4-2-2017 by DKBroiler]
Braun Strowman guy.
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Quentil
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HAPPY WRESTLEMANIA DAY!
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the goon
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quote:
Originally posted by Quentil
HAPPY WRESTLEMANIA DAY!
No matter how good or bad the card may be, every year I can't help but be psyched on the day of WrestleMania (I was telling my wife earlier that
it's kind of like Christmas morning for wrestling fans). I'm probably going to drink more beer than I should and go into work with a
slight hangover tomorrow morning, but screw it, it only comes around once a year.
And since I'm too lazy to go match by match, my quick picks:
Lesnar
Wyatt
Reigns
Shane
Triple H
Owens
Cena/Nikki
Bayley
Corbin
Enzo/Cass
Naomi
Neville
Strowman
Also, one thing I will say about this year's WrestleMania: outside of Lesnar/Goldberg and Ambrose/Corbin, I don't feel super sure about
any of the match outcomes, which is always good.
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Count Zero
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quote:
Originally posted by Quentil
HAPPY WRESTLEMANIA DAY!
Has it started yet? How many hours of pre-pre-pre-show have I missed? Dammit. I'm too old for this. 
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nOOb
The Man 
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If anyone had Killian Dain as their darkhorse for "Which NXT Superstar will be on the Wrestlemania card?", you are a liar and should feel bad.
Also, Killian Dain is in the Andre Battle Royal, probably because Vince looked at it and said "You know what? Let's go full-hoss on this
one."
I was actually tempted to get Mania, and then I got a nice e-mail from the WWE Network letting me know my subscription ran out and I should totally
resubscribe to watch Brock vs. Goldberg 4. That was nice of them to remind me why I wasn't going to.
"The Seahawks are cool. Me and Tubby here hung out with them once at a Bruno Mars concert."-Jay and Silent Bob representing the Broncos on FOX NFL
Sunday.
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williamssl
Steers and Queers
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quote:
Originally posted by royberto
quote:
Originally posted by Nobledictator1278
Miz and Maryse over Cena/Bella : Because Miz will be neutured with a loss here, Cena is on his way out so is Bella..... you put someone over on your
way out...its wrestling rule. Miz is on fire right now. I can see Miz and Maryse as a future power champion couple on Smackdown.
Miz
iswn't going to be neutered with a loss. He has been running his mouth for weeks and continues to do so despite Cena blowing every single
argument Miz made a part. Even after Cena and Nikki win, Miz will still continue to run his mouth like the heel he is. A loss does not matter.
This. Cena and Nikki will disappear after WM and Miz will run his mouth about them being part-timers, weren't brave enough to stick around,
blah blah blah and instantly recover from whatever he 'lost' from losing at WM.
I view this much like the HBK/Hogan SummerSlam angle from 2005 (?) where HBK, despite losing to Hogan in the match, cut a promo the next night on Raw
that managed to acknowledge the loss, mock the hell out of Hogan in the process, and concluded with him pointing out that the part-timer was gone for
now whereas he was there as a regular.
Yes, I know there was backstory on the match re: politics and supposedly it being a best 2 out of 3 series blah blah blah...... I'm using this
as an example to illustrate the "loss on the big stage to a part-timer but instantly recovering and moving on" that I expect to see in later tonight
and then on Tuesday.
HBK Owns Hogan & Masters by PrivateBiscuit01
Don't Mess With Texas
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Matte
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Welp, WrestleMania Kickoff has officially begun.
EDIT: We've all seen it by now, but just adding a great picture of the Mania stage.
[Edited on 4-2-2017 by Matte]
"I'm a professional. I know exactly what I'm doing." - Jeff Hardy
The Multiversal MegaTurbo Ultimate Showdown Supreme of the INHUMANS~!
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royberto
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They are doing a lot better job getting people in this year. The stadium is already much fuller than at this point in Dallas last year.
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royberto
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Apparently Virgil is roaming outside the stadium not only trying to charge people $20 for a photo, he is trying to scalp a ticket inside by claiming
his "comped" ticket went missing. This according to several fans on twitter who have posted pictures.
Also it is a reunion on commentary as it Tom Phillips and Corey Graves for the kickoff show.
[Edited on 4-2-2017 by royberto]
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DKBroiler
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| posted on 4-2-2017 at 10:56 PM |
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Neville via eye rake shenanigans. One for one.
Braun Strowman guy.
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CM Crunk
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Neville is pretty much Vegeta now, isn't he? He's definitely still the CWC. Would've been happy with either outcomes in this match.
Really happy to see Austin Aries perform at a Wrestlemania.
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First 9
The Rowdy One
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I'm so happy for Aries. Dude had been killing it in ROH and TNA and was still willing to lower himself to enter Tough Enough because that call
from WWE wasn't coming.
Now he got to have what by all means is a great Wrestlemania match. Props to him and Neville for elevating a division that desperately needed it.
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nOOb
The Man
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And immediately the non-paying customers get to see there's still no plan with the Andre the Giant battle royal as Braun and Big Show are both
tossed before the commercial break. Cool tone to set: no one left in the match except the guys who will get Memorial'd after Mania and quickly
forgotten.
"The Seahawks are cool. Me and Tubby here hung out with them once at a Bruno Mars concert."-Jay and Silent Bob representing the Broncos on FOX NFL
Sunday.
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royberto
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So, they actually force Braun and Big Show to walk all the way down the ramp. They are already gassed.
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scott19buckeye
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I just totally marked out now the biggies are gone. Sami has a chance lol.
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scott19buckeye
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Stupid!! Time to get some dinner.
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nOOb
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Nope, turns out the AtGMBR was just the cost to get Gronk to show up and make a "moment". And Mojo can now look forward to maybe hovering around IC
Title contention for a month before they forget about him.
"The Seahawks are cool. Me and Tubby here hung out with them once at a Bruno Mars concert."-Jay and Silent Bob representing the Broncos on FOX NFL
Sunday.
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royberto
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Apparently, the female security guard was not aware Gronk going in was planned. I guess it's still real to her, damnint.
EDIT: Actually the security guard bit was done for some other show WWE is filing.
[Edited on 4-2-2017 by royberto]
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DKBroiler
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| posted on 4-2-2017 at 11:24 PM |
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GRONKGRONKGRONKGRONKGRONK
That was the most bro moment that ever done broed, bro.
Braun Strowman guy.
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CM Crunk
Man of a Thousand Holds
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Never thought I'd be pulling for Jinder Mahal, but it happened. I see the marketability potential for Mojo Rawley, but goddamn do I have a hard
time not rolling my eyes whenever he's on screen. After Strowman got tossed, I actually thought that Sami might have a chance at winning the
thing.
Between Neville, Killian Dain, Braun Strowman and Aleister Black I think WWE might have a potential Nordic Black Metal band stable on their hands.
Oh and poor Sin Cara. Dude blue himself for nothing.
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janerd75
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| posted on 4-2-2017 at 11:29 PM |
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...Bippity Boo and Skibbity Bop or whatever the fuck. - punkerhardcornette
BRAY WYATT'S SPOOKY DOOKY VARIETY HOUR - Illy P.
I expect a company that's basically a cluster of jock shitheads to act like a place that's run by a cluster of jock shitheads. - P. Foot,
Esq.
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diablo_dor
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| posted on 4-2-2017 at 11:38 PM |
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What the hell has Ambrose done to be dumped into the pre-show?
Is the women's Six Pack challenge that important?
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punkerhardcore
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Poor Ambrose. Poor IC Championship. Corbin.
ETA: Who the fuck are THOSE crowd interviewer guys they've been showing? I swear, there's some new running gag where they just hire
different interviewers every few weeks and revolving door them.
[Edited on 4-2-2017 by punkerhardcore]
Is everyone mad here?
Of course they are, and you are too... otherwise, you wouldn't have come here.
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royberto
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quote:
Originally posted by diablo_dor
What the hell has Ambrose done to be dumped into the pre-show?
Is the women's Six Pack challenge that important?
After looking at the social media campaign that got the Wmoens match to the main show,
yes it is.
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