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Subject: OOfficial Discussion Thread for: RAW (April 3, 2017)
Nobledictator1278
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posted on 4-4-2017 at 01:21 AM
LOL that PG in the corner..... WWE must be begging USA ...please don't listen to these chants were PG seee.
dequinzio
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posted on 4-4-2017 at 01:26 AM
been awhile
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Paddlefoot
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posted on 4-4-2017 at 01:45 AM
[Edited on 4/4/2017 by Paddlefoot]
You know, everyone says it's not supposed to make sense, like that's the whole point, dude. And I'm just saying, you know,
that's like an excuse for lazy storytelling. Just don't sell me shite and tell me it's gold, all right? I might be stoned, but
I'm not high. You know what I mean?
- Cassidy from Preacher, commenting on The Big Lebowski and/or professional wrestling
janerd75
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posted on 4-4-2017 at 01:48 AM
So far tonight on the show, Roman gets relentlessly hardcore sweared at on live television and the Hardy Bois are YOUR Tag Teem Champeens. This RAM is
Ativan free!
...Bippity Boo and Skibbity Bop or whatever the fuck. - punkerhardcornette
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Count Zero
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posted on 4-4-2017 at 01:53 AM
Holy balls that was a sweet Spanish Fly.
eta: and bonus points to Eeeville for the handstand-selljob on the ddt.
[Edited on 4-4-2017 by Count Zero]
"It's a WWE tradition, to do something un-right." --Paddlefoot
Paddlefoot
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posted on 4-4-2017 at 01:56 AM
Vince'll probably fire the Muslim kid now for being "unsafe" and for having too entertaining a moveset.
You know, everyone says it's not supposed to make sense, like that's the whole point, dude. And I'm just saying, you know,
that's like an excuse for lazy storytelling. Just don't sell me shite and tell me it's gold, all right? I might be stoned, but
I'm not high. You know what I mean?
- Cassidy from Preacher, commenting on The Big Lebowski and/or professional wrestling
CM Crunk
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posted on 4-4-2017 at 01:58 AM
quote:Originally posted by Paddlefoot
[Edited on 4/4/2017 by Paddlefoot]
CM Crunk
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posted on 4-4-2017 at 02:02 AM
Kinda just realized that I'd better temper my expectations for tonights episode since they've got to spread all the post-WM surprises
between RAM *and* Smackdown.
Of course as I'm typing that out, Vince's music hits. Let's see how this goes.
Vince's reaction to the "RO-MAN SUCKS!" chants. Priceless.
janerd75
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posted on 4-4-2017 at 02:05 AM
Man, it's good to see Vince...looking so...desiccated...I feel so much better now.
...Bippity Boo and Skibbity Bop or whatever the fuck. - punkerhardcornette
BRAY WYATT'S SPOOKY DOOKY VARIETY HOUR - Illy P.
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Esq.
Count Zero
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posted on 4-4-2017 at 02:06 AM
Superstar Shakeup! We don't have "drafts" anymore, I guess. That's a term loaded with expectations and precedent. With a "shakeup"
we can just do whatever we want to do, and not worry about rules, or draft picks, or any of that crap.
Also, I am sad for Teddy.
"It's a WWE tradition, to do something un-right." --Paddlefoot
Il Palazzo
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posted on 4-4-2017 at 02:06 AM
YES, GM Rodney Mack.
I now like to imagine people have to continuously yell at Teddy Long to stop dancing every day.
Edit: Also, I guess I could've preemptively cheered for GM Kurt Angle as it seemed to be the only logical choice. SO I'LL DO IT HERE.
Huzzah! Assuming Reigns doesn't get moved to SD, I now wonder who will receive the most YOU SUCKs per week.
[Edited on 4-4-2017 by Il Palazzo]
You did it, Nibbles. Now chew through my ball sack.
janerd75
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posted on 4-4-2017 at 02:08 AM
I'M CUMMING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
EVERYWHERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
...Bippity Boo and Skibbity Bop or whatever the fuck. - punkerhardcornette
BRAY WYATT'S SPOOKY DOOKY VARIETY HOUR - Illy P.
I expect a company that's basically a cluster of jock shitheads to act like a place that's run by a cluster of jock shitheads. - P. Foot,
Esq.
Paddlefoot
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posted on 4-4-2017 at 02:09 AM
My faith in (wrestling) humanity is restored!
You know, everyone says it's not supposed to make sense, like that's the whole point, dude. And I'm just saying, you know,
that's like an excuse for lazy storytelling. Just don't sell me shite and tell me it's gold, all right? I might be stoned, but
I'm not high. You know what I mean?
- Cassidy from Preacher, commenting on The Big Lebowski and/or professional wrestling
LoveMuscle
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posted on 4-4-2017 at 02:10 AM
Looks like someone used Kurt Angle's jacket to mop up an overflowing toilet.
Nobledictator1278
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posted on 4-4-2017 at 02:11 AM
TNA had AJ Styles, Kurt Angle, Samoa Joe, The Hardy's, and Bobby Roode just to name a few...all now prominent on Raw.....how did they fuck up so
bad?
Paddlefoot
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posted on 4-4-2017 at 02:17 AM
quote:Originally posted by Nobledictator1278
TNA had AJ Styles, Kurt Angle, Samoa Joe, The Hardy's, and Bobby Roode just to name a few...all now prominent on Raw.....how did they fuck up so
bad?
It's even funnier considering that WM and tonight's RAW are right in TNA's backyard and that the NXT/TPC are permanently located in
Orlando as well.
You know, everyone says it's not supposed to make sense, like that's the whole point, dude. And I'm just saying, you know,
that's like an excuse for lazy storytelling. Just don't sell me shite and tell me it's gold, all right? I might be stoned, but
I'm not high. You know what I mean?
- Cassidy from Preacher, commenting on The Big Lebowski and/or professional wrestling
Nobledictator1278
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posted on 4-4-2017 at 02:25 AM
So Raw with no GM or Commissioner have hired The Revival...and The Hardy's....what are they doing over there on Smackown....Daniel Bryan should
be reprimanded!
Count Zero
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posted on 4-4-2017 at 02:26 AM
Haven't they realized that this "Hey, you know these guys from NXT!" thing can result in "The Vaudevillains" and "The Ascenscion" just as
likely as it results in "Enzo & Cass"?
"It's a WWE tradition, to do something un-right." --Paddlefoot
LoveMuscle
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posted on 4-4-2017 at 02:35 AM
They're about to have a six-woman tag match? Does Raw even have six women? Either someone else got called up from NXT or they're about to
torture us with Alicia Fox.
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posted on 4-4-2017 at 02:35 AM
quote:Originally posted by Nobledictator1278
So Raw with no GM or Commissioner have hired The Revival...and The Hardy's....what are they doing over there on Smackown....Daniel Bryan should
be reprimanded!
I feel like you might have missed a vital portion of the show thus far. Oh, it's true.
Count Zero
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posted on 4-4-2017 at 02:38 AM
quote:Originally posted by LoveMuscle
They're about to have a six-woman tag match? Does Raw even have six women? Either someone else got called up from NXT or they're about to
torture us with Alicia Fox.
I was just trying to solve the very same equation.
I ended up with a 0. I dunno how.
Oh Wait! Derp! EMMA.
"It's a WWE tradition, to do something un-right." --Paddlefoot
Il Palazzo
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posted on 4-4-2017 at 02:39 AM
Man, Emma's totally coming back too soon.
But seriously, for the love of god don't get injured or taken off TV for some reason, or you may never return from the Phantom Gimmick Zone.
You did it, Nibbles. Now chew through my ball sack.
LoveMuscle
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posted on 4-4-2017 at 02:44 AM
quote:Originally posted by Count Zero
quote:Originally posted by LoveMuscle
They're about to have a six-woman tag match? Does Raw even have six women? Either someone else got called up from NXT or they're about to
torture us with Alicia Fox.
I was just trying to solve the very same equation.
I ended up with a 0. I dunno how.
Oh Wait! Derp! EMMA.
Well thank goodness. For me, the main benefit of 205 Live is that Foxy gets to be on a show I don't watch.
Count Zero
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posted on 4-4-2017 at 02:50 AM
Alicia Foxxxeh is a lady-cruiserweight now. She's a division unto herself. She should get a championship belt for that. And then bring Asuka
up from NXT while she's still NXT Women's Champion. BELTS FOR EVERYBODY!!!
"It's a WWE tradition, to do something un-right." --Paddlefoot
Columbo
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posted on 4-4-2017 at 02:53 AM
I never thought in a million years my favorite opening to RAM ever would involve Roman Reigns. Well played WWE. FUCK YOU ROMAN indeed.
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