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posted on 9-8-2017 at 07:26 PM
Rumors & Crap 2017, Vol. 3
It's been 40 pages. Recent stuff was mostly Janerd posting his own eulogy and everyone still hates Roman.
[Edited on 9-10-2017 by Matte]
Braun Strowman guy.
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posted on 9-8-2017 at 09:04 PM
from the other rumor page
quote:Originally posted by Count Zero
I didn't even realize the Rikishi/2 Cool song even had a name... Like, all the years I heard them using it, and I didn't realize the guy
was saying "you look fly today".
I also never knew that the singer sang "you look fly today" either until this thread. Rikishi's music as a heel "Bad Man" was a good one.
Too bad his heel run sucked.
Another production song I've heard outside of wrestling was the theme The Hollywood Blonds, Stunning Steve Austin, and Marty Jannetty both used
in WCW. I can't quite remember where I heard it though. Maybe Kids in the Hall used it too? I also want to say I heard it in a cartoon (my
brain seems to remember slow-motion headbanging). I found that the song is called "Satan's Sister".
(I don't know if this embed worked because Youtube acts weird at my work computer)
[Edited on 9-8-2017 by salmonjunkie]
[Edited on 9-9-2017 by salmonjunkie]
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posted on 9-8-2017 at 09:18 PM
Didn't work. Error 404 came up.
Here's Janerd75 being FLORIDA STRONG today! Give 'er hell, Janny!
You know, everyone says it's not supposed to make sense, like that's the whole point, dude. And I'm just saying, you know,
that's like an excuse for lazy storytelling. Just don't sell me shite and tell me it's gold, all right? I might be stoned, but
I'm not high. You know what I mean?
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posted on 9-8-2017 at 09:48 PM
quote:Originally posted by Paddlefoot
Didn't work. Error 404 came up.
Here's Janerd75 being FLORIDA STRONG today! Give 'er hell, Janny!
That's so American my dick moved.
Braun Strowman guy.
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posted on 9-9-2017 at 12:00 AM
That is so American, but not only that.... It is so METAL. Like. Put a different flag in that guy's hand, and he could be a metal fan from
anywhere. METALLLLL!!
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posted on 9-9-2017 at 02:03 AM
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posted on 9-9-2017 at 08:05 AM
I'd ask where to send flowers or donations, but... I feel like dildos would be more fitting.
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posted on 9-9-2017 at 08:55 AM
quote:Originally posted by Count Zero
I'd ask where to send flowers or donations, but... I feel like dildos would be more fitting.
I think it would be hard to find dildos to fit Janerd.
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posted on 9-9-2017 at 10:10 AM
You know, everyone says it's not supposed to make sense, like that's the whole point, dude. And I'm just saying, you know,
that's like an excuse for lazy storytelling. Just don't sell me shite and tell me it's gold, all right? I might be stoned, but
I'm not high. You know what I mean?
- Cassidy from Preacher, commenting on The Big Lebowski and/or professional wrestling
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posted on 9-9-2017 at 06:04 PM
^^^ What's really creepy about Janerd's butt, is that Tom Arnold is what's looking OUT at you.
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posted on 9-9-2017 at 06:15 PM
I've read reports of adults harassing Cena/Roman fans at live events, including women and children. Like who you want, but that's a bit
much in my book.
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posted on 9-10-2017 at 12:24 AM
Hey for thread title wouldn't it only be %50 less "U's" in Rumour, because there's still a "U" in there?
Paddlefoot
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posted on 9-10-2017 at 12:33 AM
No "u" equals anti-Canadian racism and a deep disrespect for the Queen's proper English.
You know, everyone says it's not supposed to make sense, like that's the whole point, dude. And I'm just saying, you know,
that's like an excuse for lazy storytelling. Just don't sell me shite and tell me it's gold, all right? I might be stoned, but
I'm not high. You know what I mean?
- Cassidy from Preacher, commenting on The Big Lebowski and/or professional wrestling
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posted on 9-10-2017 at 02:49 AM
quote:Originally posted by Flash
Hey for thread title wouldn't it only be %50 less "U's" in Rumour, because there's still a "U" in there?
This is true. Title changed to one more visually pleasing.
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posted on 9-10-2017 at 07:29 PM
If it's true, it's not a RMR!!! (Fuck vowels. Because I say so, that's why.)
This thread is so doomed.
[Edited on 9-10-2017 by Count Zero]
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posted on 9-11-2017 at 01:51 AM
Bundle of rumors and news,
On the blue brand,Roode vs Ziggler is going to be a thing, Corbin time in the doghouse seems to be about over as he's set to face AJ at HIAC and
be his long term dance partner for a good while and Vince is just popping by SD to oficially make Shane vs Owens a HIAC match.
Over on RAW, Reigns vs Cena is happening early because they want to make it a long term thing with the final big match taking place at WM. Expect Joe
to go after Braun once Lesnar disappears after No Mercy. Matt Hardy did another Youtube promoting the new ''Woken'' nickname.
Jesus, it's been so long that I really don't care anymore. The Hardyz Nostalgia run shouldn't have gone past a month and a half.
Other stuff, there's been a little uptick in viewership on 205 live with Enzo's presence so while the lockeroom might not like him,
management will probably make him Champ soon. WWE hired a prospect that sounds like somebody from an efed. The 6'7 indy darling workrate horse
Donovan Dijak. I just watched a few matches from Beyond wrestling so no clue how good is on the mic, but if he's decent, this guy is probably
getting a monster push once he settles in.
Finally, Steph vs Rhonda Rousey might happen at WM. On one had, ugh but on the other, there's no way Rhonda gets good at adapting to pro
wrestling that fast so a quick squash against a non-wrestler is probably the best way to start.
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posted on 9-11-2017 at 05:28 AM
Hey now - there's no need to use that kind of language.
Let's get this trainwreck thread back off tracks.
Don't Mess With Texas
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posted on 9-11-2017 at 08:33 AM
It is with great sadness and tremendous regret that I must inform you all that I survived. I am so so so sorry guys. That's not the outcome I
was hoping for either.
We now return you to your regularly scheduled trainwreck. #CockyJohn #Cenutz
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posted on 9-11-2017 at 02:38 PM
quote:Originally posted by janerd75......I survived.......
Truly the hands of the lord were at work.....
You know, everyone says it's not supposed to make sense, like that's the whole point, dude. And I'm just saying, you know,
that's like an excuse for lazy storytelling. Just don't sell me shite and tell me it's gold, all right? I might be stoned, but
I'm not high. You know what I mean?
- Cassidy from Preacher, commenting on The Big Lebowski and/or professional wrestling
