CM Crunk
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| posted on 10-17-2017 at 03:07 AM |
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quote:
Originally posted by Il Palazzo
Well, that's kind of fucking random. I'm okay with it!
That was my initial reaction but then I realized that out of The Shield's three perennial whipping boys, Kane is the only one still around to
take umbrage with The Shield's reunion. Bryan's retired and Ryback is gone.
#MOOGA
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Il Palazzo
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| posted on 10-17-2017 at 03:08 AM |
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Interesting. I hadn't even thought about that, thanks to mostly forgetting. I was going along with the general consensus of "it's
probably Joe."
You did it, Nibbles. Now chew through my ball sack.
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bigfatgoalie
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| posted on 10-17-2017 at 03:09 AM |
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That makes sense. Roman �retired� Taker...so Kane wants revenge.
Well done.
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janerd75
The Immortal One 
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| posted on 10-17-2017 at 03:13 AM |
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Bryan's "retired" and Ryback is "gone". Lol, you Millennials. 
Also, Kane Jacobs fer Mayer, y'alls!!!
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CM Crunk
Man of a Thousand Holds
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| posted on 10-17-2017 at 03:17 AM |
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quote:
Originally posted by bigfatgoalie
That makes sense. Roman �retired� Taker...so Kane wants revenge.
Well done.
Can't believe that THAT didn't cross my mind before Bryan & Ryback did, especially since it'll probably be what they go with.
Edit:clarification
[Edited on 10/17/2017 by CM Crunk]
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bigfatgoalie
The Man
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| posted on 10-17-2017 at 03:39 AM |
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Something that is odd though....outside of the main event...man Sunday isn't going to be good. Losing Brock/Cena and putting the
SHEILD/Bar/Braun/Miz all in one match really thins things out.
I was kinda hoping the cage match tonight would setup a Braun singles match. Braun vs Joe could be lots of fun.
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janerd75
The Immortal One
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| posted on 10-17-2017 at 03:43 AM |
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I literally would brick mine own corn loafs in mine own mouth wholeheartedly for Goalie's idea that Kane is seeking comeuppance for
Taker's retirening at Roman's hands, but I don't trust Vince & Co. with that attempt at nuance.
See WWE, that's how close to greatness you are!  Rodgers is done for the season, non-'Murican Hawkey just got up and running,
and the The Don's NFL 'Murica vs. The CommieNazisKneelers are busy Zeitgeisting for  Reasons�. You could own the time slot if you
could simply articulate why. 
Special Note to Goalie and Your Stupid Polite Statistically Non-Violent Country: Joe will return to fuck shit up.
Somehow...somehow..........
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CM Crunk
Man of a Thousand Holds
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| posted on 10-17-2017 at 06:58 AM |
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quote:
Originally posted by janerd75
Joe will return to fuck shit up. Somehow...somehow..........
I might just be setting myself up for disappointment BUT Survivor Series is a mere 34 days away as of my writing this (and not 2 minutes from now here
in California when it'll in fact be 33 days away BUT I DIGRESS!) and NXT: War Games is taking place the night beforehand. I only mention that
because a pair of menacing, tactical gear wearing goons are likely going to be receiving their curtain call in that main event... What better way to
debut him than as either Joe's backup to take on The Shield OR as perhaps Roman's replacements for Dean and Seth after he does the heel
turn thing that's never going to happen? Hmmm? I'll show myself out.
Oh, and I meant The Authors of Pain up above. AoP, yeah you know me.
#MOOGA
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SpiNNeR72
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| posted on 10-17-2017 at 09:43 AM |
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quote:
Originally posted by gbdulaney
I'll call Bo Dallas as Sister Abigail.
Dave Meltzer @davemeltzerWON
Please save Finn Balor from this program
[Edited on 10-17-2017 by gbdulaney]
I called that on the RAW thread last week..
But now I call someone not Bray or Bo coming out dressed as Sister Abigail and introducing Kane.
Demon vs Demon on tap now in case Bray is gone. Thats why he's here, he was just introduced in the cage match as a way to remind us how badass
he is and protect Reigns and Strowman.
The stupid as fuck bit was having everyone supposedly banned from ringside turn up anyway, thus making the "he was under the ring" cleverness a moot
point.
[Edited on 10-17-2017 by SpiNNeR72]
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Wickedfrost
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| posted on 10-17-2017 at 11:29 AM |
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I'll be damned if the tombstone on Reigns didn't spike Jacobs 5 points in te polls.
Stay wet my friends.
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denverpunk
The Rowdy One
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| posted on 10-17-2017 at 02:21 PM |
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Nah, since both Bray and Bo were mentioned on TV, I would bet that Abigail is one of them still, although Bray' s absence makes me think
he's fighting something in creative that could make him look stupid or further damage his character.
Neville wasn't mentioned at all. He's gone.
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Slick
And I am AWESOME
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| posted on 10-17-2017 at 02:58 PM |
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Did I hear right and did "make a good lucha thing Kalisto" declare that he was going to leave TLC as the new Cruiserweight champion?
You are the champion brah.
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gobbledygooker
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| posted on 10-17-2017 at 03:19 PM |
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quote:
Originally posted by Il Palazzo
I can't tell if I should take any satisfaction from the new chapter of the Balor/Wyatt thing, or if my eyes should have rolled so hard by now
that they've broken through into an alternate dimension.
Yeah, I mean haven't we already had the "I'm going to call on the Demon" thing in this feud? And then he proved he could beat him
WITHOUT the Demon? And now he's going back to the Demon? Hopefully Balor gets bonus points from whatever powers-that-be in the back he needs
them from in at least committing to this shit.
I just wanted to add that I enjoyed heel Enzo. Having barely seen any of him and Cass as heels in NXT, the dude definitely has the chops to pull it
off. On the flipside, my girlfriend, who found him annoying as shit as a face, still finds him annoying as shit (just with slightly-less-insane
clothing). So, he may have a portion of the audience that will hate him regardless.
"Hulk Hogan have the sex with some dumb bitch on the TV. The girl smart if she make the $$ from his bald ass but she also desperate to have sex with
the howdy doody like Hulk Hogan. He worse than Mel Gibson and I think now %10000 he prove he have grasshopper dick and raisin balls." - The Iron
Sheik
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Paddlefoot
Rocco Rock of Jabroni
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| posted on 10-17-2017 at 04:09 PM |
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Agree on Enzo. He's a piece of shit but he's playing into the fact that he's a piece of shit perfectly. "I gotta be me", and all
that. Still annoying as hell but now it seems more directed and focused as opposed to random and all over the place the way it was when he was a face.
For all his negatives last night really stood out because that was almost an old-school NWO level of evil assholery he pulled off with the cluster of
scummy cruisers doing the nasty to Kalisto and Mustafa.
You know, everyone says it's not supposed to make sense, like that's the whole point, dude. And I'm just saying, you know,
that's like an excuse for lazy storytelling. Just don't sell me shite and tell me it's gold, all right? I might be stoned, but
I'm not high. You know what I mean?
- Cassidy from Preacher, commenting on The Big Lebowski and/or professional wrestling
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CM Crunk
Man of a Thousand Holds
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| posted on 10-17-2017 at 04:14 PM |
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quote:
Originally posted by Slick
Did I hear right and did "make a good lucha thing Kalisto" declare that he was going to leave TLC as the new Cruiserweight champion?
You are the champion brah.
Poor, poor 'Listo. Has all the grace and composure on the mic as Chris Farley interviewing Paul McCartney.
#MOOGA
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jaymosley6
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| posted on 10-17-2017 at 04:15 PM |
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If any of you have listened to the Edge and Christian podcast, they tell a story about Kane where someone misinterprets his real name (Glen) for
"Grum," then asks if his name is Grum. Kane apparently deadpanned, "Yeah. My name is Grum."
Now, I can't call him anything but Grum. That's all I really have to add to this one.
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salmonjunkie
Best There Is Was or Ever Will Be 
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| posted on 10-17-2017 at 08:43 PM |
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Kalisto got custom side plates for the Cruiserweight Championship.
What's funny is during the 2 weeks Enzo had the title, they never gave him custom side plates.
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Paddlefoot
Rocco Rock of Jabroni
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| posted on 10-17-2017 at 10:57 PM |
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Maybe even Vince & Wee Bucktoothed Kev had a bit of hesitation about putting shit-emoji side-plates on a WWE championship belt.
You know, everyone says it's not supposed to make sense, like that's the whole point, dude. And I'm just saying, you know,
that's like an excuse for lazy storytelling. Just don't sell me shite and tell me it's gold, all right? I might be stoned, but
I'm not high. You know what I mean?
- Cassidy from Preacher, commenting on The Big Lebowski and/or professional wrestling
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GodEatGod
Man of a Thousand Holds 
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| posted on 10-17-2017 at 11:32 PM |
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It definitely felt like Kane was coming to avenge his brother, between the throat slit and the tombstone. Yeah, Kane does those, but his mannerisms
suggested it was intended to send a message.
Could also lead us to Kane/Strowman being a semi-regular tag team (because all big guys have to tag with Kane for a portion of their careers,
it's WWE law).
I hope Kane's ready to go - this feels like a semi-surprise callup where Glen Jacobs has basically been a regular dude for the last year or so
and now it's like OH WOULD YOU MIND COMING BACK AND HAVING A CRAZY TLC WAR WITH THE SHIELD.
And of course, Glen's all
"It is an impressively arrogant move to conclude that just because you don't like something, it is empirically not good. I don't like
Chinese food, but I don't write articles trying to prove it doesn't exist." - Tina Fey
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Count Zero
The Rowdy One 
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| posted on 10-17-2017 at 11:36 PM |
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quote:
Originally posted by GodEatGod
Could also lead us to Kane/Strowman being a semi-regular tag team (because all big guys have to tag with Kane for a portion of their careers,
it's WWE law).
While that is a light-hearted comment, I believe that Kane-prenticeships are generally & historically a pretty damn good
idea. I mean, he's not responsible for the crap storylines he's been occasionally (often?) saddled with, and has always been a pretty
dang good hoss in a hossfight. Putting BRAAGGGHHHHH with Kane gives the new Monster a chance to soak up any & everything he can from the former
Monster. 
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GodEatGod
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Oh yeah, I'm not against it at all. Kane's got a great track record with tag teams and he could provide that veteran mentorship that Braun
needs. And yeah, Kane's had some great tag teams over the years, with Team Hell No being one of my personal top 5 tag teams period.
"It is an impressively arrogant move to conclude that just because you don't like something, it is empirically not good. I don't like
Chinese food, but I don't write articles trying to prove it doesn't exist." - Tina Fey
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Iron Claw
Creepy Little Bastard
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| posted on 10-18-2017 at 03:00 AM |
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Kane hates the entire Shield. He feuded with Dean when he was Corperate Kane. Seth always treated him like a bitch when he was Corperate Kane, even
though they were on the same team. Reigns retired his brother. If the writer monkeys can actually remember all this, everything makes sense.
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