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The mandolin player is a friend of mine from college. The band is from Ypsilanti, MI and recently played their first NYC show.
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Biff_Manly
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posted on 7-2-2012 at 02:47 PM
The Starwars I used to Know:
Based on:
http://youtu.be/8UVNT4wvIGY
And just for the hell of it a cool cover of the song by Walk of the Earth on one guitar.
http://youtu.be/d9NF2edxy-M
mastermind
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posted on 7-2-2012 at 09:49 PM
Wrestling-related rap vids.
old, but still a fave - check the John Cena verse at the end.
mastermind
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posted on 7-2-2012 at 09:51 PM
Also did you hear this one yet? A little old, but...
EDIT - went back for original mixtape version - the "official video" version only offers snippets of the Ric Flair promo (beginning and end). This
version has the whole thing. WHOOOOO!
[Edited on 7-2-2012 by mastermind]
mastermind
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posted on 7-20-2012 at 02:39 PM
SMOKE DZA ("Hollywood Smoke Hogan")
ACTION BRONSON ("Barry Horowitz")
doctorb
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posted on 8-11-2012 at 06:49 PM
quote:Originally posted by Biff_Manly
The Starwars I used to Know:
Based on:
http://youtu.be/8UVNT4wvIGY
And just for the hell of it a cool cover of the song by Walk of the Earth on one guitar.
http://youtu.be/d9NF2edxy-M
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IwPHy17Iu6E
ETA Rats, I forgot how to embed. Been gone too long.
[Edited on 8-11-2012 by doctorb]
The "B" is for Bargain!
desjr001
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posted on 8-12-2012 at 01:54 AM
The Cramps-Garbage Man
Circle Jerks Live TV performance
ETA-Band Names
ETA-In the Circle Jerks clip I want to point out that legendary punk drummer powerhouse, Chuck Biscuits (DOA, Black Flag, Danzig, Social Distortion)
is pounding the skins for that gig.
[Edited on 8-12-2012 by desjr001]
[Edited on 8-12-2012 by desjr001]
There is no exception,
that everyone thinks they are the exception.
desjr001
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posted on 8-12-2012 at 02:45 AM
There is no exception,
that everyone thinks they are the exception.
desjr001
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posted on 8-12-2012 at 02:14 PM
The Cows-Cartoon Corral
ETA-Band names
[Edited on 8-12-2012 by desjr001]
There is no exception,
that everyone thinks they are the exception.
desjr001
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posted on 8-13-2012 at 01:30 AM
This is fun!
There is no exception,
that everyone thinks they are the exception.
Matte
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posted on 7-18-2013 at 04:36 AM
"I'm a professional. I know exactly what I'm doing." - Jeff Hardy
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posted on 3-22-2015 at 09:14 PM
TLO ROLL CALL!
anime club, nigga, just rep your work
we like a super-sayan stuffed in a checkered shirt
all you motherfuckers wanna try and test the verse?
listen up -- here them players that'll get ya hurt
GLOMP ME! yo, i'm chillin' here with mah friendses
got that driftwood chain and transition lenses
straight shinin', ya'll, forehead gots to gleam
all them TLO niggas call me 'oxyclean'
well, i'm Baby Fillipe, girls call me "Surprise"
cuz when I'm layin' pipe, lasers come outta my eyes
known to flip like Freeza when i'm enraged
got a level 20 half-orc fire mage
Mr. Casual Khakis -- Sweaters-From-Moms
got a rap attack that blasts cats better than bombs
i'm all history and learnin', not them sports n' crap
check out my basement! i'm workin' on a torture rack!
(in a deep voice ala that annoying fucker from jurassic 5)
Big Red in the back with so much soul
Make snacks and operate the remote control
Ya'll ain't gotta hate on the way I roll
If you wanna pick the movie, just vote in the poll
ay yo - fuck the system; The Man is ghey
gonna smoke five blunts and watch anime
Skeez, the TLO hook-up, ya'll bitches jock me
Keep it locked down, slangin' that wet n' pocky
step back, boys, i roll with the TLO
so think twice 'fore you roll up and say hello
Margaret, ya'll, my steez keep 'em duckin' for cover
deviantart style -- animes fuckin' each other
call me Celph-Satisfyde, i'm the mastermind
mix up your manga titles and your ass is mine
frontin' on me? that's a crime
when i'm in the room with bitches, yo, it's sexual harassment time
FRANKLIN -- here i come, devastatin' the track
drankin' a forty, got a dozen shorties waitin' in back
hey, ya'll! there's some empty seats near da TV
i got a six of Dew, ya'll can watch Akira with me
(beatbox solo)
PHOOOM doom PHWAAAACK ka (heee-uh hee-uh) PHWAAACK
eeeeer-wicka-a-a-ANIME CLUB
who the heck are these people? haven't asked 'em yet
i guess i joined an anime club by accident
i'ma slide out the door 'fore these dudes assume
they're legit cuz there's a real asian in the room
yeah, nine mc's and one dj
we be gettin' down with no delay
fuck you, mom and dad, we're here to say
japan is better than the USA
You know, everyone says it's not supposed to make sense, like that's the whole point, dude. And I'm just saying, you know,
that's like an excuse for lazy storytelling. Just don't sell me shite and tell me it's gold, all right? I might be stoned, but
I'm not high. You know what I mean?
- Cassidy from Preacher, commenting on The Big Lebowski and/or professional wrestling
janerd75
The Immortal One
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posted on 3-22-2015 at 10:26 PM
I see der jammingf�hrer there and I figure he could use another tune to rock out to.
"It will happen when it happens and not a moment before." - Me
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posted on 11-28-2015 at 12:52 AM
Titty ass hands in the air...
"The North Cafeteria, named after Admiral William North, is located in the western portion of East Hall, gateway to the western half of North Hall,
which is named, not after William North, but for its position above the South Wall. It is the most contested and confusing battlefield on Greendale�s
campus, next to the English Memorial Spanish Center, named after English Memorial, a Portuguese sailor that discovered Greendale while looking for a
fountain that cured syphilis."
