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posted on 8-16-2016 at 08:40 PM
UFC 200 Undercard
Some good stuff here, some not good too...
Cat Zingano returned to the cage, and lost. Damn it. She looked outclassed by Pena. And fuck Pena. She's a fucking shit stain and I can't
believe she's in the company.
Imagine if some dude that was a professional fighter pulled this shit. They've be serving time in prison. Fuck her.
Hendricks continues to decline, after losing to Gastelum. TJ Dillashaw and Sage Northcutt both won in their somewhat entertaining matches.
And the early prelims were bitter sweet. Joe Lauzon easily crushed Diego Just Bleed Sanchez, in a match that surely must be an indicator of
Diego's career trajectory. He's taken too much damage. A very sad moment to see him go down so quickly. Joe, to his credit, landed clean
and consistent.
Great show by Lauzon. And likewise with Miller defeating Gomi. It would've been fine if it was a war, but Gomi is done, folks.
Gegard Mousasi crushes Thaigo Santos in a match that played out like I expected and hoped. Middleweight needs Gegard to stay relevant.
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posted on 8-16-2016 at 08:48 PM
UFC Sold
UFC sells for 4 billion dollars. I'm not too sure about the investment group that owned 11%, but I know the Fertitta Brothers are done. They had
40% each, and are walking with 1.6 BILLION. EACH. Try not to fuck too many perfect 10 prostitutes on the beach. Skin cancer is a real thing, so keep
you coke-fueled orgies inside of your golden yachts.
Dana is now valued at 360 million, and will continue on as the UFC President, and angry-bald-guy-screaming-at-teens-on-Twitter.
Speaking of the beach... DANA IS JACKED TO SHIT. I would be too if I had all the money and time for personal trainers and HGH.
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posted on 8-18-2016 at 05:39 AM
Certified 100% Grade-A GOLLY!
Also, I think Dana would have been the perfect model for a modern day Lex Luthor.
"It will happen when it happens and not a moment before." - Me
Cool that he kept it respectful and actually defended Punk's position ageenst Schaub's probro goonery. Joe's an entertainer but also
a rugged individualist that's been in and out of Hollywood and understands the branding machine so I think he 'gets' where ol'
Ornery Phil is coming from and what he wants to do.
Honestly, I think the Punk in UFC experiment is over and if he wants to take a few years off his life in a lesser venue, hey, that's his thing
and if A.J. wants to change his diapies at 48 and it's something they've agreed on, then who am I to judge? Okay, I'll judge a
lil' bit because I want to see that HHH "You legit tapped out, bruh" promo and/or him facing 5-time WWEHWC A.J. Styles sometime in 2018.
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posted on 9-25-2016 at 06:34 AM
Cyborg won the fight but who knows if she'll win the piss test post-match. Scariest female I've ever seen. Looks exactly like
Pittsy's insane sister from the Punisher comics. Gah!
[Edited on 9/25/2016 by Paddlefoot]
You know, everyone says it's not supposed to make sense, like that's the whole point, dude. And I'm just saying, you know,
that's like an excuse for lazy storytelling. Just don't sell me shite and tell me it's gold, all right? I might be stoned, but
I'm not high. You know what I mean?
- Cassidy from Preacher, commenting on The Big Lebowski and/or professional wrestling
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posted on 9-25-2016 at 10:49 AM
^^^^^Kinda looks like a pissed off Steven Tyler.
Also, that Cyborg lady is pretty good for being 65 years old.
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posted on 9-25-2016 at 05:17 PM
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posted on 11-15-2016 at 04:34 PM
UFC Fight Night 91: McDonald vs Lineker
(slowly getting caught up on these old recaps)
I actually missed this event initially and tracked it down a week ago.
Main thing I took away from this was there is a new guy in town named Lando Vannata and he's amazing. He was brought in last minute to face Tony
Ferguson and what an entertaining striker he is. Truly interesting boxing and head movement. He looked like he was a UFC veteran with a couple dozen
fights under his belt. He eventually was outmatched by Tony's range and grappling, but I can't wait to see more of this man.
And the main event - Lineker crushed McDonald half way thru the first round. Not surprised. Dude hits like a truck.
LOL at Lineker's back tat...
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posted on 11-20-2016 at 07:07 PM
UFC on Fox 20 - Holm vs Shevchenko
Not a whole of important stuff here aside from the last two fights.
Edson Barboza defeats Gilbert Melendez in a fight that I can't really remember. So yea... Gilbert's stock definitely took a hit here.
And the main event saw the now former champion, Holly Holm get dominated for the vast majority of 25 minutes by Valentina Shevchenko. Valentina looked
very fast and sharp here. She improves to 13-2. Tough fight for Holm... two losses in a row for arguably the most decorated female fighter in MMA
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posted on 11-20-2016 at 07:21 PM
UFC 201: Lawler vs Woodley
Jake Ellenberger mauls Matt Brown. He comes out early with a huge punch that almost ends the match within seconds. Brown manages to get back up and
they begin to trade. Jake lands a devastating liver kick. It's so loud that Bas Rutten hears it a thousand miles away and yells out, "Bang!
Right in da liver!" Jake pounces on a balled up Brown and it's done.
There were several decent fights on this card, but all I really cared about was the main event with Lawler vs Woodley. Lawler being one of my
favorites always gets me pumped up for a war. But Woodley is having none of that war. Woodley fakes a level change early in, and as Robbie briefly
looks to drop down, Woodley hits him hard. Like really fucking hard. AND NEW UFC WELTERWEIGHT CHAMPION OF THE WORLD...
Dang.
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posted on 11-20-2016 at 07:58 PM
UFC Fight Night 92 - Rodr�guez vs Caceres
Bermudez defeats Rony Jason in an okay but forgettable decision bout.
Really fucking good main event. For as unorthodox and talented a striker Caceres is, Yair is on a different level. Caceres frequently smiles and tries
to pretend he's really having fun in there, but it's very clear that Yair is getting the better of the exchanges.
Yair wins via split decision. God, he's fucking good on the feet.
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posted on 11-20-2016 at 08:31 PM
UFC 202 - Diaz vs McGregor 2
Well here we go. Despite being two of the more entertaining fighters in the entire world, I don't want to be here watching this fight. There is
no reason for Conor to be here not defending his 145 belt. It's been eight months since he flash KO'd Aldo, and no defense in sight. If
he wins here, I (this is exactly what I was thinking back in August) assume the UFC marketing machine will match him up with the 155 champion to help
further establish Conor as a brand, and bury the entire 145 division. Great.
Gripes aside, it was a great fight. And a great card. Four consecutive finishes leading into the five round main event war.
Just gonna skip to Cerrone going all Mortal Kombat on Story. I'm loving Cerrone at 170. Such power and confidence at this class.
Co-Main is Anthony Rumble Johnson vs Glover Texeria. Sitting with my friends at the bar I said "This may be a one minute fight. Both guys hit like
trucks and if either connects early, it's probably over... Rumble has a slight speed advantage if he wants to close the distance and
fire..."
13 seconds later...
Jesus.... Rumble is one of my faves at this point. Such a monster, that's so soft spoken and humble out of the cage. Love him.
The main event was fun, albeit frustrating. Conor's game plan was to strike fast and retreat faster... lots of running here.
And lots of damage too...
Conor landed a few big knockdowns on Nate, and that was probably what got him the judges' nod. Excellent fight. Now Conor can further bury the
Featherweight belt.
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posted on 11-20-2016 at 10:56 PM
UFC on Fox 21 Maia vs Condit
Decent free card.
Jim Miller vs Joe Lauzon - both coming off wins on UFC 200 Prelims. Both veterans and both guys I really dig. Decent back and forth fight with Miller
getting the decision.
Move of night goes to VanZant! Jumping switch head kick.
Awesome.
Anthony Pettis finally drops down to 145 and debuts there against Charles Oliveira. Amazing display of BJJ here by Anthony. Charles is regarded as
probably the best BJJ guy in the division and Anthony subs him. HUGE win for Pettis. Demoralizing loss for Oliveira.
Condit vs Maia goes sadly the way we all expected. Maia goes all boa constrictor on Carlos and gets a textbook submission. Fuck. I like Maia.
He's a good dude and he's very talented at grappling. I just don't want to see him with the belt because JUST BLEED! Seriously
though, we've been spoiled with highly exciting title fights at 170 since GSP left. And now we have Maia looking to blanket submit his way to
the belt.
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posted on 11-20-2016 at 11:10 PM
UFC Fight Night 93 - Arlovski vs Barnett
Ryan Bader vs Ilir Latifi - Very excited for this fight. I think Latifi is one of the most imposing and dangerous new guys at 205 and I am rooting for
him. No offense meant to Bader, he's just been there and done that and I want new talent to rise up.
And Bader absolutely obliterates my hope for Latifi....
Damn it. Good striking by Bader though...
We then get to see Alexander Gustafsson return to the cage after some soul searching. He takes on newbie Jan Błachowicz and easily coasts to a
decision. Happy to see The Mauler back in there looking sharp and ready for top shelf opponents.
The real story of the night was Barnett doing very well on the feet versus the veteran and elite level kickboxer in Arvloski.
He gets Andrei down and subs him after some GnP. Poor poor Andrei... A win here would've put him back in the title mix, but this makes three in
a row and his time may be done in the UFC. Fuck.... I was really hoping to see him fight for the belt one last time.
[Edited on 11-21-2016 by BBMN]
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posted on 11-20-2016 at 11:45 PM
UFC 203 - Miocic vs Overeem
CM Punk is fighting for some reason. Everyone is really happy for him and he's really happy. And the crowd is going ape shit and yay! He is
fighting a unknown Mickey Gall. Punk runs in like a dumbass and is instantly taken down. HUGE ground and pound by Gall. And it's all over as
quickly as it began. Punk does this weird post-fight pep talk to Gall and this is just Pride FC levels of circus sideshow shit.
Please God, don't make this happen again. Punk has literally no business being in a professional cage fight with no amateur or pro fights under
his belt. Not even any BJJ tournament bouts. Like nothing.
Werdum is looking to get back on the horse tonight by beating Travis Browne. A very weird fight. To start Werdum runs out with a leaping side head
kick straight out of Bruce Lee's playbook.
Somehow Werdum just shrugs off the fact that his eyeball was just molested by Browne, and the two continue on with a rather volatile match.
It's very clear that Werdum gives no fucks and has no respect for Travis as a fighter and probably a person.
Werdum wins via decision and then almost gets attacked by Browne's corner due to confusion and language issues, and the fact that Edmond
Tarverdyan is a total dolt with no good reason to ever be in or near a fight.
Stipe defends his new belt against Overeem. Fuck yes. This is gonna be good. Overeem catches Stipe with a huge shot as he runs away, and drops the
champ. He goes for a sub but Stipe gets out and they're circling each other once again. Stipe continues to pressure and just throw good punches
in bunches. Alistar is hurt and his defense is looking sloppy. He goes down and Stipe does some Gnp...
And it's over. Wow. Stipe's fundamentals are so solid. He fights very clean and calm and dispatches the former champion with near
frightening ease after being hurt early.
And Cleveland goes ape shit.
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posted on 2-4-2017 at 07:03 PM
UFC Fight Night: Poirier vs. Johnson
Derrick Brunson pressures Uriah Hall (the correct gameplan) and gets an early TKO victory. There is no denying that Brunson is a well rounded guy that
can finish at this point.
There is a lot of shit talking going into the main event. Dustin is looking to rejuvenate his career at 155 and has been looking solid. Johnson is
coming of a decision loss to Nate Diaz and wants to show everyone that he still has some of the best hands at 155. And he does just that. He's
simply too fucking fast for Dustin.
95 seconds into the fight and it's ALL OVER!
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posted on 2-4-2017 at 10:09 PM
UFC Fight Night 95 Cyborg vs Lansberg
Decent fee card.
Roy Nelson crushes Bigfoot Silva.
TRT Bigfoot was one of the most terrifying heavyweights of all time. Non-TRT Bigfoot... not so much. He's taken some serious damage and not had
a good record over the past couple years. He needs to hang it up. The real story after the fight was Roy Nelson lightly kicking John Mcarthy for not
declaring it a TKO sooner. It wasn't a late stoppage and I believe Nelson didn't get into too much trouble, but it was seriously stupid
and uncalled for.
Barao vs Nover. I don't know shit about Nover. Barao, being a former champion, looked good, but not like a champ. He's fallen from grace
so fast. It goes the distance.
Meh.
Main event goes exactly the way it's expected to. Cyborg is fighting at catchweight 140 against some chick named Lansberg. Basically nobody
wants to fight her at all, and she can't make 135 without fucking dying, so we get this mismatch.
Cyborg is well paced and slowly beats her down for a second round stoppage.
She celebrates like she won the Olympics and I get confused. Ultimately this match was a reason for the UFC to build a womens 145 division. The talent
pool will be shallow, but they will finally get Cyborg some ladies to fight.
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posted on 2-5-2017 at 01:30 AM
UFC Fight Night 96 Lineker vs Dodson
Meh.
Dodson and Lineker go the distance and it's kinda forgettable. It's a decent and close fight but I really don't recall much. Split
decision for Lineker.
The co-main was Alex Oliveira vs the up and coming Will Brooks. Cowboy weighed very heavy and Brooks took exception during the weigh-ins. I've
always dug Cowboy, but he really kinda looks bad here. He comes in heavy, gets called out, and then after the TKO win, does a crotch chop and refuses
to apologize. Not a good look.
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posted on 3-20-2017 at 11:09 PM
UFC 204 Bisping vs Henderson II
Jimi Manuwa stops OSP with a calculated combination of strikes. Jimi is catching fire...
Vitor Belfort, coming off a brutal stoppage by Jacare, loses to Mousasi. I feel bad for him...
And Bisping gets revenge by put pointing Henderson in a somewhat decent, yet unremarkable title defense.
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posted on 3-20-2017 at 11:17 PM
UFC Fight Night 98 - The Ultimate Fighter Latin America 3 Finale: dos Anjos vs Ferguson
Lamas submits in a somewhat shocking finish, Charles Oliveira.
Ferguson out points dos Anjos in a match that let me down in terms of quality and victor. Tony is awesome, but I was hoping for RDA to return to the
top of the division...
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posted on 3-20-2017 at 11:54 PM
UFC 205 Alvarez vs McGregor
The Women's 135 division continues to transform at breakneck speed. Miesha Tate gets somewhat dominated by Raquel Pennington.
Poor, poor, poor Chris Weidman... I like the guy, and it's a lions' den at the top of 185, but holy fuck this was bad. After being
slightly ahead on points against Yoel Romero, Weidman decides to go for a take down in the final round. This is something he told himself not to do,
because of the the very real possibility that Romero, with his freak reflexes and power, would maybe counter with a flying knee.
By the time he hit the mat, there was a large gash in his hairline that was POURING blood. Like hide your kids, hide your wife blood.
Joanna Jędrzejczyk retains her 115 Strawweight title against Karolina Kowalkiewicz. They need to make her title fights 3 rounds....
In a decent Welterweight Title fight, Woodley retains in a draw, yes a draw, against Stephen Wonderboy Thompson. Not too much to write home
about....
And in a moment we all (Dana and Conor) have been dreaming of, Conor McGregor defeats Eddie Alverez for the Lightweight Title. Because, if
you're 1-1 at 155, you must get a title shot, despite not defending the 145 title for a year.
Congrats to Conor though. He looked sharp here and I hope this means he drops the 145 belt and stays at 155.
So now he has two belts and wants time off. And to fight Mayweather. Two divisions are fucked.
[Edited on 3-20-2017 by BBMN]
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posted on 3-21-2017 at 10:41 PM
UFC Fight Night 99 Mousasi vs Hall II
13 fights and I only cared about the main...
Hall uses his reach for most of the opening round and keeps Mousasi at bay. Eventually Gerard tires of this and takes him down and pounds him out.
Again, Hall seems to freeze up when pushed on. He makes little effort to get to his feet and just gets wailed on till the ref has enough...
