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Subject: TNA: Victory Road PPV (Now with 2% PPV Discussion, 98% Talk About Jeff Hardy's Wasted 90 Second Performance!)
Paddlefoot
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posted on 3-17-2011 at 07:26 PM
Can't all just get along and collectively agree that both TNA (Hardy/Jersey Shore/etc) and WWE (Christopher/JerseyShore/etc) both sucked on the
same rotten old dog cack this past week? It's no different than any other week in that they're both still neck-and-neck in their
death-spiralling race towards the bottom. I'm actually angrier at WWE for allowing anything Jersey Shore related to contaminate an all-too-brief
Trish Stratus return than I am at TNA.
GW Bush read Camus because "everyone has to read a book written by a killer whale" - General JC Christian
I downloaded the soundtrack to "Song of the South," and it's 45 minutes of whipcracks, women pleading "please, no," and people screaming.
- the esteemed Dr. Mobute
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CreativeInternetAliass
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posted on 3-17-2011 at 07:41 PM
As orange as she was, Trish could have been a jersey shore cast member herself this week. I wonder if that was intentional because of Snooki's
involvement, or if Trish just fell asleep at the tanning salon.
I remember Lucky Lopez.
dev are you going to give me your address or do i have to check the registered sex offender data base (Firewoman trying to set up a three way meet on
03/20/2011)
Matte
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posted on 3-17-2011 at 10:21 PM
Update on Jeff Hardy's court case. I believe from PWI:
quote:The Southern Pines Pilot has a follow up on the Jeff Hardy court case.� As we mentioned on the site yesterday, the prosecution asked for yet
another continuance at the 3/16 session because the state was still waiting for testing results from the alleged drugs that were found at
Hardy's house in 2009.� Yes, 18 months apparently is not enough time to run drug tests.� Amazing.
Anyway, the piece notes that Hardy's attorney Jim Van Camp was ready to take a plea bargain when Assistant District Attorney Warren McSweeney
told him that the state is still waiting for the results.�
The ADA asked for a 6/2 hearing and the judge asked him, "Have you asked them to rush this? How long does that take?"� McSweeney told him that it
typically takes 30 days.
The judge asked if they could both be ready in 30 days and Van Camp said he could be.� The judge then ordered that the testing results be "rushed"
and set an April 20 court date.
[Edited on 3-17-2011 by Matte]
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ScottySN
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posted on 3-17-2011 at 11:27 PM
quote:April 20 court date.
How ironical.
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DevilSoprano
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posted on 3-17-2011 at 11:47 PM
Nevermind.
[Edited on 3-18-2011 by DevilSoprano]
williamssl
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posted on 3-18-2011 at 01:02 AM
Now is the time on Sprockets where Matte comes in and attempts to explain to us what he thinks Dev meant to say by saying "Nevermind"
EDIT: "wtf is a Sprockets...?"
[Edited on 3-18-2011 by williamssl]
Don't Mess With Texas
Paddlefoot
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posted on 3-18-2011 at 01:21 AM
Willst du mein Affe ber�hren? Touch him! LOVE HIM!
+1 virtual rep point for the Germany's Most Disturbing Home Videos chyron in the background. Ich will fricken!
[Edited on 3-18-2011 by Paddlefoot]
GW Bush read Camus because "everyone has to read a book written by a killer whale" - General JC Christian
I downloaded the soundtrack to "Song of the South," and it's 45 minutes of whipcracks, women pleading "please, no," and people screaming.
- the esteemed Dr. Mobute
When the facts change, I change my mind. What do you do, sir? - John Maynard Keynes
theflammablemanimal
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posted on 3-18-2011 at 03:08 AM
quote:Originally posted by williamssl
Now is the time on Sprockets where Matte comes in and attempts to explain to us what he thinks Dev meant to say by saying "Nevermind"
quote:Originally posted by DevilSoprano
Matte, don't bother. They can't read and can only see what they want to see.
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DevilSoprano
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posted on 3-18-2011 at 03:38 AM
[Edited on 3-18-2011 by DevilSoprano]
Chris Is Good517
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posted on 3-18-2011 at 03:38 AM
Alright, Flam. You and Dev are the frontrunners for the 2011 Feud of the Year bOOardie. We get it already!
Gee, I wish I was still alive- LuckyLopez R.I.P.
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on Barack Obama and not have any clunker in my record to be able to take him on, it's me."
theflammablemanimal
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posted on 3-18-2011 at 04:24 AM
Sorry, I just think Dev is a horrible person.
You know the rest: Syphilis, asteroid, somehow turned into a vampire, killed by a werewolf when Matte can't defend him during the
vampire/werewolf war over some vapid, ugly Mormon girl.
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DevilSoprano
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posted on 3-18-2011 at 04:49 AM
theflammablemanimal
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posted on 3-18-2011 at 05:19 AM
Ha. I can't stay mad at buddy Jesus.
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Eric Weddle
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posted on 3-18-2011 at 05:51 AM
People still post Images as their quote on quote "witty" replies in 2011.
Paddlefoot
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posted on 3-18-2011 at 06:15 AM
I remember Stone Cold Steve Autism.
EDIT to add: I just watched the Knockouts tag team match from this PPV. I thought it was very good and well-paced with terrific in-ring activity from
all the ladies involved. This was typical (in a good way) TNA, in that when they actually take the time to concentrate on their wrestling product
they're so far ahead of WWE in quality that it isn't even funny. As far as I could tell the only negative to that Knockouts match was the
Zone wanker retards trying to get a 'USA!USA!' chant going during a match featuring two Mexicans vs a Brit and a platinum blonde from
Toronto.
Said it before and I'll end up saying it again. TNA is so damn good at the actual wrestling that it makes it that much more worse of a crime
when they spend so much time on inane backstage bits, ridiculous swerves, revolving door title changes, and other assorted pointless gimmicks. This is
a company that could be truly and genuinely great, and they have practically all the in-ring talent right now they'll ever need to be able to do
it, but they have something really bad stuck inside their mental processes that's keeping them from being more than mediocre-to-lukewarm-good.
It's a damn shame is what it is.
[Edited on 3-18-2011 by Paddlefoot]
GW Bush read Camus because "everyone has to read a book written by a killer whale" - General JC Christian
I downloaded the soundtrack to "Song of the South," and it's 45 minutes of whipcracks, women pleading "please, no," and people screaming.
- the esteemed Dr. Mobute
When the facts change, I change my mind. What do you do, sir? - John Maynard Keynes
JB KING
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posted on 3-26-2011 at 08:27 PM
Two time Winner for 2010 Breakthrough Poster of the Year Award. You read that right.
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posted on 3-26-2011 at 11:19 PM
Damn. I watched all 12:34 of that and now I know what the Angry Video Game Nerd goes through. I feel his pain. That was a shitload of fuck, right
there.
Matte
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posted on 3-27-2011 at 12:39 AM
Botchamania and AVGN mentioned, two of my favorite things to watch, mentioned in the same post. Nice.
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freqman
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posted on 8-22-2011 at 04:51 AM
quote:Originally posted by DrBoz
if this IS a work it is quite possibly the worst idea I've seen in wrestling in many years...Beyond David Arquette WCW Champion.
