JB KING
  
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The Drug-filled Mis-Adventures of Matt and Jeff Hardy (Now NSFW)
TMZ.com reports that Matt Hardy was arrested in North Carolina today on suspicion of driving while intoxicated.
According to the North Carolina State Highway Patrol, a trooper discovered the TNA Wrestling Superstar after his 2009 Corvette ran off the road and
struck a tree. Hardy was by himself and did not suffer any injuries.
The trooper observed signs of impairment and arrested Hardy. He was charged with driving while intoxicated and the trooper found no other contraband
in the vehicle. Hardy submitted to a blood test, results of which are pending.
He was released at approximately 7:00 p.m.
TNA Wrestling officials reportedly suspended Hardy in June due to continuously arriving late to events and posting a video online of himself urging
Jeff Hardy to stun Reby Sky (Matt's girlfriend) with a taser. He stated last week on Twitter that his time away from the ring has been a
blessing in disguise as it has allowed him to completely clean up his life.
Following his arrest this afternoon in North Carolina for driving while intoxicated, Matt Hardy has been released from his contract with TNA
Wrestling.
In a statement released to TMZ.com, an unnamed TNA spokesperson stated, "TNA today released Impact Wrestling star Matt Hardy from its roster. Hardy
was already under suspension from the company."
According to sources within TNA, plans were in place for Matt and Jeff Hardy to return to television in October. Jeff's status with the company
remains unchanged since TNA will be releasing a slew of merchandise in the fall bearing his name including a video title.
Hardy joined TNA last January after being released by WWE in October 2010 following a series of incidents that caused him to be sent home from a live
event tour of Europe. Hardy walked out of an event in White Plains, New York after officials voiced concern over his condition. During the subsequent
European tour, Hardy's condition caused the organization to act. When the story broke online, Hardy responded with a rambling video claiming it
was untrue because he was still in Europe. WWE, however, confirmed to NewsDay.com that he had been sent home. He never wrestled for WWE again and was
released from his contract a few weeks later.
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I don't know what's more surprising. The crash, the firing, the fact that Matt fucked up for once, or the fact that Jeff can freebase
backstage and keep his job after 5 strikes against him. At least Triple H can bring in another tag team for his rebirth campaign.
[Edited on 8-21-2011 by JB KING]
[Edited on 8-24-2011 by JB KING]
[Edited on 11-19-2011 by JB KING]
Two time Winner for 2010 Breakthrough Poster of the Year Award. You read that right.
XBL Gamertag: JB KING
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salmonjunkie
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Personally, I think he�s a [freaking homosexual].
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ScottySN
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| posted on 8-21-2011 at 04:12 AM |
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quote:
Originally posted by JB KING
Jeff can freebase backstage and keep his job after 5 strikes against him.
I'm pretty sure the ppv I went to (LockDown) was the month after Jeff's 2-minute title match, and more people were wearing his shirt than
anyone actually wrestling that night...by a rather large margin. I can't possibly explain his popularity, but TNA is making a metric shit-ton
of money off him.
"If 40 is the new 20, then cellulite is the new tattoo."~ Elizabeth A. Hohauser
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Flash
Man of a Thousand Holds
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One of his more recent youtube videos feature him running around his house with a gun chasing after a ghost, while his girlfriend videotaped the whole
thing...
Considering he's already stun-gunned his girlfirend I'm expecting that the next time we see a thread started about him it will include the
words "Matt Hardy accidentally shoots girlfriend".
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JB KING
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| posted on 8-21-2011 at 10:29 AM |
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Two time Winner for 2010 Breakthrough Poster of the Year Award. You read that right.
XBL Gamertag: JB KING
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salmonjunkie
American Dream
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JB, that's why I voted you for 2010 Breakthrough Poster of the Year.
TWICE!
Personally, I think he�s a [freaking homosexual].
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S Kid J E T S 48
Man of a Thousand Holds 
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| posted on 8-21-2011 at 04:45 PM |
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quote:
Originally posted by ScottySN
I'm pretty sure the ppv I went to (LockDown) was the month after Jeff's 2-minute title match, and more people were wearing his shirt than
anyone actually wrestling that night...by a rather large margin. I can't possibly explain his popularity, but TNA is making a metric shit-ton
of money off him.
I'm American, so I don't really know the conversions for the metric system...but does a majority of 400 people in attendence really equal
a shit-ton of money?
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In all seriousness...this is a disaster...now how will I see that new belt Jeff created that glows in the dark and mouth moves and stuff if the Hardys
keep screwing up? They're on pace to return in 2015 at this point.
Also at this point....JB King's my leader for Poster of the Year the way he's going.
[Edited on 8-21-2011 by S Kid J E T S 48]
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the goon
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I think it's so bush league of TNA to not wish Matt well in all his future endeavors.
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punkerhardcore
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| posted on 8-21-2011 at 06:54 PM |
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They probably can't since WWE trademarked the term.
"We wish Matt Hardy the best in all his forthcoming enterprises."
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C.MontgomeryPunk
Man of a Thousand Holds 
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Matt was just working the cops. What a buncha marks the cops are for falling for it.
I remember Eddie Guerrero.
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Chris Is Good517
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| posted on 8-21-2011 at 09:53 PM |
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quote:
Originally posted by the goon
I think it's so bush league of TNA to not wish Matt well in all his future endeavors.
Fucking lol
I can't wait to see how he tries to spin this to make it not his fault.
Gee, I wish I was still alive- LuckyLopez R.I.P.
Bachmann: "I haven't had a gaffe... when it comes to the best Republican who take
on Barack Obama and not have any clunker in my record to be able to take him on, it's me."
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Biff_Manly
Man of a Thousand Holds 
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Matt and Jeff have always done things together so maybe Matt decided he wants to go to jail with his brother. You know Jeff's sweet cornhole
would be up for grabs. What gang could he join? He's going to take beatings from the guards just for being a douche, nothing can stop that.
"Walter: I can solve everything by making this gramophone have sex with time."
--SCSA's Fringe on Ice Holiday Spectacular.
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Matte
"Family Man" 
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Another wrestler taken in for DUI. Not an uncommon occurrence, as most wrestlers are fucking retards.
This really doesn't affect me in any way. Matt was a good mid-card hand for TNA to use to put the younger guys over, but he's definitely
not irreplaceable and I won't even notice him being gone.
I do look forward to Jeff returning, though.
"I'm a professional. I know exactly what I'm doing." - Jeff Hardy
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denverpunk
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This family could fill up a whole season of COPS. And Are You Smarter Than A Fifth Grader.
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the goon
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And just because you knew Shane Helms was going to chime in on Twitter:
"TMZ, a site that profits off the mistakes and downfalls of human beings. How proud they must be. What a bunch of maggots."
"And I never said my friend was right or wrong, a TRUE friend is there regardless if they're right or wrong. I'm a TRUE friend!!"
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Matte
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According to Matt Hardy: "I took a breathalyzer immediately on the spot and it read clean, zero, nothing. Think about peeps! There's more to
this story than meets the eye."
"I'm a professional. I know exactly what I'm doing." - Jeff Hardy
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punkerhardcore
The Man
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quote:
According to Matt Hardy: ..... Think about peeps! There's more to this story than meets the eye."
So... it's got something to do with Christian and the Transformers?
Is everyone mad here?
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anglefan85
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Found this on another website:
As well as Matt's mugshot. Yep, totally clean.
The WWE: Where no one wins, unless you like Cena, in which case you are a sad little fanboy who will never get laid, but we are happy to take your
money away-Moosehead Jack
"She is an estrogen molotov cocktail. It'd be in your best interest not to piss her off."- My thoughts on Firewoman
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Beer Baron
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| posted on 8-22-2011 at 07:34 AM |
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quote:
Originally posted by punkerhardcore
quote:
According to Matt Hardy: ..... Think about peeps! There's more to this story than meets the eye."
So... it's got something to do with Christian and the Transformers?
Fuckin' stellar on that one, sir. Egg Salt.
And I love the sleepy eyed mug shot above. "i'm totally sober, bro. Alright, I had two beers a few hours ago."
There's only two things I hate in this world. People who are intolerant of other people's cultures and the Dutch.
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Figure Foreskin
Prefers punkerhardcore Penis 
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| posted on 8-22-2011 at 11:55 AM |
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quote:
Originally posted by JB KING
Is he putting on a second pair of sunglasses over his sunglasses?
"Any time you agree with Krydor, you're wrong." - Jeb
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the goon
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quote:
Originally posted by Matte
According to Matt Hardy: "I took a breathalyzer immediately on the spot and it read clean, zero, nothing. Think about peeps! There's more to
this story than meets the eye."
Translation: I wasn't drunk. I was just jacked out of my mind on painkillers and cocaine.
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punkerhardcore
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quote:
In other Matt Hardy craziness, a fan wrote to him on YouTube that he hopes the wreck is a wake-up call to Hardy and his friends. Matt replied
with the following:
"When the side windows glass smashed into my face, arms, & neck, some of the blood that did felt almost angelic. I went from being afraid to
die to feeling like I was almost being reborn with some sort of an ABSOLUTE PURE LIFE-FORCE. It was the most amazing thing I've every
experience, I felt like I'd just received the blood of an angel flowing inside me-I know this sounds crazy! Due to these, I only have urges to
help people. And miraculously, all my vices are gone.
Amen Friends,
MATTHEW"
Was he fired from TNA, or Two and a Half Men?
[Edited on 8-22-2011 by punkerhardcore]
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DudeLove721
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Hey remember when everyone thought Matt was the victim because Lita dumped his ass for Edge? Guess the fans got that one wrong!
You know how reliable that coked-up sack of gay is.
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Thom
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quote:
Originally posted by punkerhardcore
Was he fired from TNA, or Two and a Half Men?
Pure Fucking Genius.
"I'm actually not wearing pants, and that's how I watch NXT every single week." - CM Punk
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Eli
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"There's more to this story than meets the eye."
I'd say the eyes have it. That's some neurological issue there.
The universe seems neither benign nor hostile, merely indifferent.
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