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posted on 6-2-2013 at 04:10 AM
I want to try that.
"Hulk Hogan have the sex with some dumb bitch on the TV. The girl smart if she make the $$ from his bald ass but she also desperate to have sex with
the howdy doody like Hulk Hogan. He worse than Mel Gibson and I think now %10000 he prove he have grasshopper dick and raisin balls." - The Iron
Sheik
williamssl
Steers and Queers
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posted on 7-3-2013 at 05:51 PM
EVERYBODY SING ALONG!!!
Don't Mess With Texas
OOMike
The Great One
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posted on 7-5-2013 at 12:13 PM
Nope.... you ain't getting me...
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Never let the facts interfere with a good rant.
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Paddlefoot
Rocco Rock of Jabroni
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posted on 7-23-2013 at 03:11 AM
yer welcome
You know, everyone says it's not supposed to make sense, like that's the whole point, dude. And I'm just saying, you know,
that's like an excuse for lazy storytelling. Just don't sell me shite and tell me it's gold, all right? I might be stoned, but
I'm not high. You know what I mean?
- Cassidy from Preacher, commenting on The Big Lebowski and/or professional wrestling
denverpunk
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posted on 7-23-2013 at 04:23 AM
That's the happiest g-string ever right there.
OOMike
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posted on 7-23-2013 at 07:22 PM
I'll be in my bunk
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Never let the facts interfere with a good rant.
The only OO columnist that has never written a column.
Big Bank Hank
Fella
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posted on 7-24-2013 at 03:31 AM
I would eat my breakfast out of that ass.
Thom
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posted on 7-24-2013 at 08:05 PM
#GLENNSURVIVESLOL - Cherokee Jack, from TWD Season 6 thread
Paddlefoot
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posted on 7-24-2013 at 10:24 PM
Happy ass is happy.
You know, everyone says it's not supposed to make sense, like that's the whole point, dude. And I'm just saying, you know,
that's like an excuse for lazy storytelling. Just don't sell me shite and tell me it's gold, all right? I might be stoned, but
I'm not high. You know what I mean?
- Cassidy from Preacher, commenting on The Big Lebowski and/or professional wrestling
bigfatgoalie
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posted on 7-30-2013 at 03:18 AM
Source: http://imgur.com/gallery/CmDlKIT
Paddlefoot
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posted on 7-31-2013 at 07:14 PM
^
Oh, my.
Anyhoo, someone said this wrestling-related thing on Twitter today:
quote:
"If heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the pearly gates?"
"
I want him to call me a jabroni."
— Jeb Lund (@Mobute) July 31,
2013
You know, everyone says it's not supposed to make sense, like that's the whole point, dude. And I'm just saying, you know,
that's like an excuse for lazy storytelling. Just don't sell me shite and tell me it's gold, all right? I might be stoned, but
I'm not high. You know what I mean?
- Cassidy from Preacher, commenting on The Big Lebowski and/or professional wrestling
gobbledygooker
Sister Act 2
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posted on 8-1-2013 at 12:43 AM
quote:Originally posted by Paddlefoot
yer welcome
I'm glad you posted this because Jada Stevens is seriously a gift from the porn gods. I don't think I've found a starlet this
appealing since I was fapping it to Jenna Jameson in college.
That said, she is hot enough and has that sweet and innocent look to where I'd like to tell her there are other ways she can make a living than
having multiple guys pounding her ass in any given scene. Though I guess then we all wouldn't be able to appreciate all she has to offer.
"Hulk Hogan have the sex with some dumb bitch on the TV. The girl smart if she make the $$ from his bald ass but she also desperate to have sex with
the howdy doody like Hulk Hogan. He worse than Mel Gibson and I think now %10000 he prove he have grasshopper dick and raisin balls." - The Iron
Sheik
Paddlefoot
Rocco Rock of Jabroni
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posted on 8-1-2013 at 03:22 AM
I couldn't tell her by name. To tell the truth, except for a few image searches now and then, I really don't porn it up the way I used to.
Compared to the way I was back in the '90's when I wonders of adult video stores, I don't really know too many of the non-major
ho's by name anymore. But I still figured she was a professional just going by the untamed look in her eye. Odds are the gif itself is from the
opening part of a flick where three or four guys enter the room and give her a thoroughly merry all-holes stuffin'.
You know, everyone says it's not supposed to make sense, like that's the whole point, dude. And I'm just saying, you know,
that's like an excuse for lazy storytelling. Just don't sell me shite and tell me it's gold, all right? I might be stoned, but
I'm not high. You know what I mean?
- Cassidy from Preacher, commenting on The Big Lebowski and/or professional wrestling
coxito
IMPUDENT WRETCH!
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posted on 8-1-2013 at 03:56 AM
quote:Originally posted by Paddlefoot
yer welcome
G
I just had to up my bandwith for next month. Hopefully xvideos can handle me watching all 42 videos at once
punkerhardcore
American Dream
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posted on 8-1-2013 at 04:00 AM
quote:Originally posted by Paddlefoot
I couldn't tell her by name. To tell the truth, except for a few image searches now and then, I really don't porn it up the way I used to.
Same. I just use YouPorn now... and even some of the stuff on there is too damn long. Yes, that's great you can shove your fist up your
girlfriend's asshole, but who the hell needs to watch that for 15 minutes straight?
Is everyone mad here?
Of course they are, and you are too... otherwise, you wouldn't have come here.
Paddlefoot
Rocco Rock of Jabroni
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posted on 8-1-2013 at 05:07 AM
I remember when a DP was radical enough. Then I got my first computer back around 2003 and was inundated with gagging and throat-fucking clips. No
thanks to any of that kind of nausea-inducing crap.
You know, everyone says it's not supposed to make sense, like that's the whole point, dude. And I'm just saying, you know,
that's like an excuse for lazy storytelling. Just don't sell me shite and tell me it's gold, all right? I might be stoned, but
I'm not high. You know what I mean?
- Cassidy from Preacher, commenting on The Big Lebowski and/or professional wrestling
gobbledygooker
Sister Act 2
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posted on 8-2-2013 at 03:48 AM
I knew her by name.
#pornaddict
"Hulk Hogan have the sex with some dumb bitch on the TV. The girl smart if she make the $$ from his bald ass but she also desperate to have sex with
the howdy doody like Hulk Hogan. He worse than Mel Gibson and I think now %10000 he prove he have grasshopper dick and raisin balls." - The Iron
Sheik
BBMN
HAVES A CROOKED DICK!! !
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posted on 8-2-2013 at 05:38 AM
I didn't know her name. I'm embarrassed with myself.
It turns out that Bing's video search is pretty much made for finding porn. It's the one thing it truly has over Google.
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posted on 8-2-2013 at 07:31 PM
quote:Originally posted by gobbledygooker
I knew her by name.
#pornaddict
That's OK. It's when you start knowing all the male performer's names, except maybe for obvious exceptions like Hedgehog or Peter
(My Dad) North, that you're watching this stuff way too much.
You know, everyone says it's not supposed to make sense, like that's the whole point, dude. And I'm just saying, you know,
that's like an excuse for lazy storytelling. Just don't sell me shite and tell me it's gold, all right? I might be stoned, but
I'm not high. You know what I mean?
- Cassidy from Preacher, commenting on The Big Lebowski and/or professional wrestling
gobbledygooker
Sister Act 2
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posted on 8-2-2013 at 10:56 PM
quote:Originally posted by BBMN
I didn't know her name. I'm embarrassed with myself.
It turns out that Bing's video search is pretty much made for finding porn. It's the one thing it truly has over Google.
The question is, how many of those sites will infect my computer with Russian child porn?
"Hulk Hogan have the sex with some dumb bitch on the TV. The girl smart if she make the $$ from his bald ass but she also desperate to have sex with
the howdy doody like Hulk Hogan. He worse than Mel Gibson and I think now %10000 he prove he have grasshopper dick and raisin balls." - The Iron
Sheik
OOMike
The Great One
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posted on 8-4-2013 at 03:23 AM
quote:Originally posted by BBMN
I didn't know her name. I'm embarrassed with myself.
It turns out that Bing's video search is pretty much made for finding porn. It's the one thing it truly has over Google.
Wow does the selection improve when you take off the filters....
[Edited on 8-4-2013 by OOMike]
Prejudices are rarely overcome by argument; not being founded in reason they cannot be destroyed by logic � Tryon Edwards
Never let the facts interfere with a good rant.
The only OO columnist that has never written a column.
OOMike
The Great One
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posted on 8-5-2013 at 12:41 AM
Prejudices are rarely overcome by argument; not being founded in reason they cannot be destroyed by logic � Tryon Edwards
Never let the facts interfere with a good rant.
The only OO columnist that has never written a column.
BBMN
HAVES A CROOKED DICK!! !
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posted on 8-9-2013 at 04:00 AM
With the filters on, Bing lets you know that there is raunchy stuff. It just pixelates a few hits. It's kind of like, "Hey, bro...
there's some stuff over here.... just letting you know."
As for safety and viruses and all that - I can NOT say this enough - get this add on now!
https://www.siteadvisor.com/
It runs in the background of your browser and identifies suspect sites before your browser loads them. So if you click a bad link, it will almost
certainly spot it, and halt it from loading. It will then tell you what it thinks about it, and force you to go ahead knowing the risk, or back
away.
This is more than just for porn. I find sites here and there while looking for computer advice, fonts, subtitle files, ect ect.... it has probably
saved me multiple times. Prevention is better than treatment. Get it!
Don't bookmark it. Fucking do it now.
"Put the chicken wings down n come to Jihad bro."
Paddlefoot
Rocco Rock of Jabroni
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posted on 8-10-2013 at 02:49 AM
2013 Gathering Of The Juggalos now underway . One
reported dead already and, unfortunately, it's not Tila Tequila. There's no way this ends well for some but, seen in the right light, this
can still be some massive hilarity for all.
You know, everyone says it's not supposed to make sense, like that's the whole point, dude. And I'm just saying, you know,
that's like an excuse for lazy storytelling. Just don't sell me shite and tell me it's gold, all right? I might be stoned, but
I'm not high. You know what I mean?
- Cassidy from Preacher, commenting on The Big Lebowski and/or professional wrestling
punkerhardcore
American Dream
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posted on 8-10-2013 at 02:53 AM
I laughed my ass off at the comment on the article that said, "Jesus wept..... from laughing so hard."
Is everyone mad here?
Of course they are, and you are too... otherwise, you wouldn't have come here.
