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posted on 8-10-2013 at 03:13 AM
quote:Originally posted by punkerhardcore
I laughed my ass off at the comment on the article that said, "Jesus wept..... from laughing so hard."
I only read Gawker now for the commenters. Most of the writers since Mobute left are kinda bleh (except for Caity Weaver. Christ, she's great),
but those knuckleheads in the comment section are often amazing.
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Paddlefoot
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posted on 8-10-2013 at 03:13 AM
The ongoing adventures of the kids from high school who were just too fucking stupid to become wiggers instead is all-win from the perspective of the
observer. Observe only, don't interfere as it may disrupt the desperately needed comedy of their natural life/death cycle.
You know, everyone says it's not supposed to make sense, like that's the whole point, dude. And I'm just saying, you know,
that's like an excuse for lazy storytelling. Just don't sell me shite and tell me it's gold, all right? I might be stoned, but
I'm not high. You know what I mean?
- Cassidy from Preacher, commenting on The Big Lebowski and/or professional wrestling
Paddlefoot
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posted on 8-10-2013 at 11:27 PM
Hey, look at me! I'm Brooke Assmacher!
You know, everyone says it's not supposed to make sense, like that's the whole point, dude. And I'm just saying, you know,
that's like an excuse for lazy storytelling. Just don't sell me shite and tell me it's gold, all right? I might be stoned, but
I'm not high. You know what I mean?
- Cassidy from Preacher, commenting on The Big Lebowski and/or professional wrestling
gobbledygooker
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posted on 8-12-2013 at 02:02 AM
quote:Originally posted by BBMN
With the filters on, Bing lets you know that there is raunchy stuff. It just pixelates a few hits. It's kind of like, "Hey, bro...
there's some stuff over here.... just letting you know."
As for safety and viruses and all that - I can NOT say this enough - get this add on now!
https://www.siteadvisor.com/
It runs in the background of your browser and identifies suspect sites before your browser loads them. So if you click a bad link, it will almost
certainly spot it, and halt it from loading. It will then tell you what it thinks about it, and force you to go ahead knowing the risk, or back
away.
This is more than just for porn. I find sites here and there while looking for computer advice, fonts, subtitle files, ect ect.... it has probably
saved me multiple times. Prevention is better than treatment. Get it!
Don't bookmark it. Fucking do it now.
Just downloaded this. If this had just destroyed my browser I would've hunted you down BBMN. But it seems legit! Thanks bud.
"Hulk Hogan have the sex with some dumb bitch on the TV. The girl smart if she make the $$ from his bald ass but she also desperate to have sex with
the howdy doody like Hulk Hogan. He worse than Mel Gibson and I think now %10000 he prove he have grasshopper dick and raisin balls." - The Iron
Sheik
the goon
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posted on 8-12-2013 at 04:43 AM
quote:Originally posted by Paddlefoot
2013 Gathering Of The Juggalos now underway. One
reported dead already
For some reason, that made me laugh out loud. Which I normally would probably feel bad about, unless it was the Gathering of the Juggalos.
Nash is only a few inches bigger than JBL and depending on how stiff he gets Punk should be able to take it. -JB King, meant in a totally non-sexual
way
Paddlefoot
Rocco Rock of Jabroni
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posted on 8-12-2013 at 02:49 PM
It's not that I wish harm (at least not the lethal kind) onto the Juggalos, or onto anyone else either. It's just that when harm happens
to them as a result of their own truly nasty and depraved lifestyle I can't resist turning it into an opportunity for smarmy jokes. They dress
up like clowns as they inhale massive quantities of industrial-grade drugs and rape each other for kicks. Step on the wrong end of the rake and the
other end rises up to smack you in the head. Do it once and it's an accident, do it multiple times and you're a fucking idiot. Am I not
supposed to laugh, clowny, when shit sometimes goes sideways?
You know, everyone says it's not supposed to make sense, like that's the whole point, dude. And I'm just saying, you know,
that's like an excuse for lazy storytelling. Just don't sell me shite and tell me it's gold, all right? I might be stoned, but
I'm not high. You know what I mean?
- Cassidy from Preacher, commenting on The Big Lebowski and/or professional wrestling
BBMN
HAVES A CROOKED DICK!! !
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posted on 8-13-2013 at 07:11 PM
"Put the chicken wings down n come to Jihad bro."
gobbledygooker
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posted on 8-19-2013 at 08:28 PM
Obligatory depressing picture from Gathering Of The Juggalos 2013 -
"Hulk Hogan have the sex with some dumb bitch on the TV. The girl smart if she make the $$ from his bald ass but she also desperate to have sex with
the howdy doody like Hulk Hogan. He worse than Mel Gibson and I think now %10000 he prove he have grasshopper dick and raisin balls." - The Iron
Sheik
Big Bank Hank
Fella
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posted on 8-21-2013 at 05:49 PM
quote:Originally posted by gobbledygooker
Obligatory depressing picture from Gathering Of The Juggalos 2013 -
Is that guy throwing gang signs with two glow sticks in his belt? Is that the Blue Meanie in the middle?
dxlevy72
Creepy Little Bastard
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posted on 8-21-2013 at 06:30 PM
quote:Originally posted by Big Bank Hank
quote:Originally posted by gobbledygooker
Obligatory depressing picture from Gathering Of The Juggalos 2013 -
Is that guy throwing gang signs with two glow sticks in his belt? Is that the Blue Meanie in the middle?
Nope, not the Blue Meanie. It's Mabel.
Chris Is Good517
Best There Is Was or Ever Will Be
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posted on 8-21-2013 at 10:07 PM
quote:Originally posted by gobbledygooker
Obligatory depressing picture from Gathering Of The Juggalos 2013 -
One of those guys sticks his dick in her on the regular, and is proud to do so.
Shit, they're Juggalos. Better than average odds they both do.
Monday Night Flaw, a podcast about professional wrestling starring OO's own
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OOMike
The Great One
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I felt the need to share... but I did not feel the need to click on the link for the picture of the procedure....
One question.... Why?
[Edited on 8-22-2013 by OOMike]
Prejudices are rarely overcome by argument; not being founded in reason they cannot be destroyed by logic � Tryon Edwards
Never let the facts interfere with a good rant.
The only OO columnist that has never written a column.
mastermind
Man of a Thousand Holds
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posted on 8-22-2013 at 02:14 PM
Did anybody hear/read about the scram @ Gathering of Juggalos this year that CUT HIS NIPPLE OFF for $100? I don't dare post those pics, even in
a thread labeled "NSFW". Sick sick people need help.
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posted on 8-23-2013 at 10:01 PM
$100?!
Even Necro Butcher is appalled at this price.
"Put the chicken wings down n come to Jihad bro."
Chris Is Good517
Best There Is Was or Ever Will Be
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posted on 8-24-2013 at 02:58 AM
quote:Originally posted by mastermind
Did anybody hear/read about the scram @ Gathering of Juggalos this year that CUT HIS NIPPLE OFF for $100? I don't dare post those pics, even in
a thread labeled "NSFW". Sick sick people need help.
Yep, I read about this. I had a friend in high school who got the brilliant idea to throw on a pair of rollerblades then tie a rope around the bumper
of one of his buddies trucks and have him pull him along at a high speed. As you probably guessed before I even finished typing that sentence, Dipshit
McRetard fell and was dragged several feet. His entire torso was scrapped all to shit and his nips were gone. They grew back, sort of, in the sense
that he now has two things that resembles nipples as drawn by a blind person going off of what he thinks nipples look like. No idea if this Juggalo
idiot's nipple will grow back.
Monday Night Flaw, a podcast about professional wrestling starring OO's own
Figure Foreskin as Andy the Smarmy Host and Chris Is Good517 as Cousin Balki.
Paddlefoot
Rocco Rock of Jabroni
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posted on 8-24-2013 at 03:18 AM
Samwell Tarly's life really didn't improve all that much when he left the Night's Watch to join the Juggalos. Blow jobs, yes, but
self-respect? Absolutely none.
You know, everyone says it's not supposed to make sense, like that's the whole point, dude. And I'm just saying, you know,
that's like an excuse for lazy storytelling. Just don't sell me shite and tell me it's gold, all right? I might be stoned, but
I'm not high. You know what I mean?
- Cassidy from Preacher, commenting on The Big Lebowski and/or professional wrestling
Big Bank Hank
Fella
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posted on 8-24-2013 at 05:58 PM
^^^
Why? Why did you do this to me?
williamssl
Steers and Queers
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posted on 8-24-2013 at 06:15 PM
Where's a mod with an itchy finger on the ban button when you need one?
Don't Mess With Texas
Paddlefoot
Rocco Rock of Jabroni
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posted on 8-25-2013 at 02:36 AM
I am in it strictly for the lulz.
You know, everyone says it's not supposed to make sense, like that's the whole point, dude. And I'm just saying, you know,
that's like an excuse for lazy storytelling. Just don't sell me shite and tell me it's gold, all right? I might be stoned, but
I'm not high. You know what I mean?
- Cassidy from Preacher, commenting on The Big Lebowski and/or professional wrestling
whyme
Man of a Thousand Holds
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posted on 9-7-2013 at 04:13 PM
I've always wondered what noise it makes....now I know
Two Penguins sitting in a bathtub, one says pass the radio.
gobbledygooker
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posted on 9-7-2013 at 10:09 PM
quote:Originally posted by Paddlefoot
Samwell Tarly's life really didn't improve all that much when he left the Night's Watch to join the Juggalos. Blow jobs, yes, but
self-respect? Absolutely none.
The scariest part is that might be a six-year-old.
"Hulk Hogan have the sex with some dumb bitch on the TV. The girl smart if she make the $$ from his bald ass but she also desperate to have sex with
the howdy doody like Hulk Hogan. He worse than Mel Gibson and I think now %10000 he prove he have grasshopper dick and raisin balls." - The Iron
Sheik
williamssl
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posted on 9-7-2013 at 10:11 PM
2 more posts until 8k. Make that one memorable!
Don't Mess With Texas
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posted on 9-7-2013 at 10:21 PM
I jack off to six-year-olds!!!
Is that close?
"Hulk Hogan have the sex with some dumb bitch on the TV. The girl smart if she make the $$ from his bald ass but she also desperate to have sex with
the howdy doody like Hulk Hogan. He worse than Mel Gibson and I think now %10000 he prove he have grasshopper dick and raisin balls." - The Iron
Sheik
Columbo
Showstopper
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posted on 9-7-2013 at 11:21 PM
"The North Cafeteria, named after Admiral William North, is located in the western portion of East Hall, gateway to the western half of North Hall,
which is named, not after William North, but for its position above the South Wall. It is the most contested and confusing battlefield on Greendale�s
campus, next to the English Memorial Spanish Center, named after English Memorial, a Portuguese sailor that discovered Greendale while looking for a
fountain that cured syphilis."
Thom
The Immortal One
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posted on 9-9-2013 at 04:53 PM
Nicole Mejia.
#GLENNSURVIVESLOL - Cherokee Jack, from TWD Season 6 thread
