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Subject: OOfficial Discussion Thread for: RAW (February 8, 2016)
Count Zero
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posted on 2-9-2016 at 03:22 AM
quote:Originally posted by S Kid J E T S 48
You guys overwanking to an Owens main event moment just threw the IWC off its axis and caused this to happen.
GOOD JOB ASSHOLES
Bonus points to anybody who can identify ALL titles in that picture? Let's make a game out of our misery, in honor of the Power of Positivity.
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posted on 2-9-2016 at 03:31 AM
quote:Originally posted by Paddlefoot
That's the best poop-post OO's seen since the time Jeb taunted someone about shitting their pants deliberately because it made them feel
like they were dunking their ass and balls into a warm plate of macaroni and cheese.
quote:Originally posted by janerd75
I will pray to whichever god(s) necessary to make this happen.
Hey, I'm always good for a shitpost. But seriously, if that happens it'll look like a gangland execution at Count Chocula's
castle.
edit:
quote:Originally posted by S Kid J E T S 48
Bonus points to anybody who can identify ALL titles in that picture? Let's make a game out of our misery, in honor of the Power of
Positivity.
Hmmm... I see Cena and Punks spinner WHCs, The Divas belt, The WWECW Championship, The X Division Title, The Internet Championship, The Big Gold Belt,
The Million Dollar Title, The Smoking Skull Belt, The Hardcore Championship, A Slammy, The copper Tag Belts, the Raw and Smackdown MITB briefcases,
the US Title, annnnd the 98-11 IC title. And for whatever reason, the Punjabi Prison which I guess means that this picture was originally taken at No
Mercy 2007.
[Edited on 2/9/2016 by CM Crunk]
"I'm gonna fix that last joke by taking out all the words and adding new ones..." - Mitch Hedberg
S Kid J E T S 48
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posted on 2-9-2016 at 03:33 AM
Sasha's hair color products have taken the same dreaded terrible turn as Chris Jericho's t-shirt drawer.
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posted on 2-9-2016 at 03:34 AM
Speaking of things that are brown & awesome..
OHMAN
SECKSUL CHOKLIT!!!!!!!
or "Damn, that is a HUGE unicorn."
eta: I completely agree with vvvvvv about Seattle. This is the opposite of those "awkward" crowds I've remarked on a few times in the
semi-recent past.
[Edited on 2-9-2016 by Count Zero]
S Kid J E T S 48
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posted on 2-9-2016 at 03:40 AM
Just throwing it out there as it's necessary to these days - Seattle is quickly turning into another great live crowd city. They've been
enjoyable tonight.
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posted on 2-9-2016 at 03:41 AM
quote:Originally posted by Count Zero
quote:Originally posted by S Kid J E T S 48
You guys overwanking to an Owens main event moment just threw the IWC off its axis and caused this to happen.
GOOD JOB ASSHOLES
Bonus points to anybody who can identify ALL titles in that picture? Let's make a game out of our misery, in honor of the Power of Positivity.
Let's see, there's 2 Gay Spinner Belts, Tag Team belts, Diva Vagina Belt, US Title, WCW Champ (AKA World Heavyweight) Both MitB
Briefcases, the Million Dollar Belt, a Slammy... a couple I don't recognize...
Not pictured, the Rattlesnake belt, The Rocks' Brama Bull belt, and the 80's style WWF belt...
Edit: Haven't seen it in so long, I almost missed the Hardcore Belt.
[Edited on 2-9-2016 by Ortonmustdie]
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posted on 2-9-2016 at 03:44 AM
I know its Black History Month but 7 brown people in 1 match.....
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posted on 2-9-2016 at 03:46 AM
Well, I can't be the only one who noticed how heavily Michael Cole stressed that Owens and Bryan "grew up in this industry together" while
going over a few tweets on the way back in from the commercial break. Can I? I'm starting to fear for my baloon knot.
"I'm gonna fix that last joke by taking out all the words and adding new ones..." - Mitch Hedberg
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posted on 2-9-2016 at 03:48 AM
quote:Originally posted by CM Crunk
Well, I can't be the only one who noticed how heavily Michael Cole stressed that Owens and Bryan "grew up in this industry together" while
going over a few tweets on the way back in from the commercial break. Can I? I'm starting to fear for my baloon knot.
You're definitely wrong.
Generico will be interfering. The writing is on the twit. Rumors. Facts. They're here.
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posted on 2-9-2016 at 03:49 AM
quote:Originally posted by Ortonmustdie
Let's see, there's 2 Gay Spinner Belts, Tag Team belts, Diva Vagina Belt, US Title, WCW Champ (AKA World Heavyweight) Both MitB
Briefcases, the Million Dollar Belt, a Slammy... a couple I don't recognize...
Not pictured, the Rattlesnake belt, The Rocks' Brama Bull belt, and the 80's style WWF belt...
Edit: Haven't seen it in so long, I almost missed the Hardcore Belt.
[Edited on 2-9-2016 by Ortonmustdie]
Not only did you get them right, but you also used the proper nomenclature (epecially re: the Vag
Strap). You get bonus points, AND an internet Gold Star, AND a unicorn horn!!
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posted on 2-9-2016 at 03:52 AM
Very needed Dudleys turn. Good.
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posted on 2-9-2016 at 03:53 AM
Time to wake your significant other for a weepy embrace so you can both remember where you were when you heard the news.
He's "unknown" only in the bizzaro-verse kayfabe fuckface wonderland where WWE doesn't want to admit ROH/TNA/Japan even exist. -
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posted on 2-9-2016 at 03:54 AM
Very good. =VERY= needed. Completely irrational batshit crazy reason for it, though. Meh. As long as Bubba keeps handing out TABLEBOMBS, I'm
a happy old-ass camper.
quote:Originally posted by janerd75
Time to wake your significant other for a weepy embrace so you can both remember where you were when you heard the news.
So much
Feels. So much Trolls. I'd hug you, but that's how communicable diseases get spread, and you better keep your cooties to yourself,
mister.
[Edited on 2-9-2016 by Count Zero]
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posted on 2-9-2016 at 03:55 AM
quote:Originally posted by Count Zero
Not only did you get them right, but you also used the proper nomenclature (epecially re: the Vag Strap). You get bonus points, AND an internet
Gold Star, AND a unicorn horn!!
What the fuuuuck dude? I answered too! This shit is rigged.
Oh, and Heel Dudleyzeses is good Dudleyzeses.
"I'm gonna fix that last joke by taking out all the words and adding new ones..." - Mitch Hedberg
S Kid J E T S 48
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posted on 2-9-2016 at 03:57 AM
Yeah..........I'm not prepared for this.
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posted on 2-9-2016 at 03:58 AM
quote:Originally posted by CM Crunk
quote:Originally posted by Count Zero
Not only did you get them right, but you also used the proper nomenclature (epecially re: the Vag Strap). You get bonus points, AND an internet
Gold Star, AND a unicorn horn!!
What the fuuuuck dude? I answered too! This shit is rigged.
Oh, and Heel Dudleyzeses is good Dudleyzeses.
To be fair, Crunk did get a few that I missed, so I bequeath my Unicorn horn to him and half my points.
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posted on 2-9-2016 at 03:58 AM
Aw hell. Sorry, Crunk. I didn't even see your entry. Will you settle for a consolation horn?
I think I got another star here, somewhere..
Ortonmustdie, you are a very honest & fair competitor. That counts for a lot, deep down in the cockles of our hearts. You embody the Unicorn
Spirit.
[Edited on 2-9-2016 by Count Zero]
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posted on 2-9-2016 at 04:03 AM
And now, One Last Ride of the Valkyries. I'm getting verklempt.
eta: best haircut story ever.
eta2: I am grateful too. I can't think of a better way to phrase it without getting maudlin.
[Edited on 2-9-2016 by Count Zero]
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posted on 2-9-2016 at 04:22 AM
Sooooooo.......I'm beginning to think this retirement is real.
Leave the gun. Take the cannolis.
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posted on 2-9-2016 at 04:23 AM
Sadly, Crunk's possessions, up to and including his percolating bunger, are safe.
Thanks for the good times, D-Bry. Be safe and go take Brie on an extended trip to Poundtown.
He's "unknown" only in the bizzaro-verse kayfabe fuckface wonderland where WWE doesn't want to admit ROH/TNA/Japan even exist. -
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posted on 2-9-2016 at 04:25 AM
I lost it when he talked about his dad. Thanks for everything Daniel.
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posted on 2-9-2016 at 04:26 AM
When it comes to something like this, I'm definitely a lot happier having a wrestler be able to say goodbye versus having an entire episode of
Raw dedicated to their memory.
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posted on 2-9-2016 at 04:32 AM
quote:Originally posted by Il Palazzo
When it comes to something like this, I'm definitely a lot happier having a wrestler be able to say goodbye versus having an entire episode of
Raw dedicated to their memory.
Exactly this. Posthumous Tribute Raws are even sadder than Sad Goodbyes.
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posted on 2-9-2016 at 04:34 AM
I'm happy for Daniel Bryan. Glad he got to have that moment. He truly deserved it.
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posted on 2-9-2016 at 04:35 AM
quote:Originally posted by Il Palazzo
When it comes to something like this, I'm definitely a lot happier having a wrestler be able to say goodbye versus having an entire episode of
Raw dedicated to their memory.
QFT
Man, that really stung. Even as the overrun approached 30 minutes I kept holding out hope for some sort of swerve the prevent this from becoming a
cold stark reality. I'm happy for Bryan, though. I'm ashamed to say that I didn't tear up, but that might have to do with the fact
that somewhere deep down I made peace with this inevitably happening some time ago. I know he's turned down offers to be a commentator and all
that stuff, but I hope that (his condition permitting) he maybe starts working side by side with William Regal in NXT and The Performance Center.
Scouting and training future talents, all that stuff. He's already opened the door for guys like him, so maybe he wouldn't be against the
idea of ushering a new generation through it. I could think of worse things, but I don't really follow the TNA thread.
edit: No doubt this day will go down in history here on OO... I mean, Count Zero finally got a fucking avatar!
[Edited on 2/9/2016 by CM Crunk]
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