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Subject: OOfficial Discussion Thread for: RAW (March 14, 2016)
janerd75
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posted on 3-15-2016 at 03:25 AM
If you want a vision of the WWE's future, imagine an overpushed Samoan stamping on a human face - forever.
The science is settled: Fuck Everybody
S Kid J E T S 48
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posted on 3-15-2016 at 03:28 AM
#WomenAreWrestlingFansToo?
Girl completely loses her mind over Roman Reigns on Monday
Night Raw. pic.twitter.com/bJ5b04hDhq
— Jimmy Traina (@JimmyTraina) March 15, 2016
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posted on 3-15-2016 at 03:30 AM
Yeah, that was a super underwhelming reaction. From either side. Mostly apathy, 20 percent Squeee, 20 percent Booo.
And had he been doing this for weeks, it might be different. Roman is just fucked at this point. I really fear he's tainted forever at this
point.
S Kid J E T S 48
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posted on 3-15-2016 at 03:33 AM
Wait, so does this mean Dolph Ziggler can still get his Zack Ryder match (on Superstars)?
Il Palazzo
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posted on 3-15-2016 at 03:36 AM
I can at least appreciate that we got some backstage brawling out of it all. I miss the days where it seemed like people ran around in the back
somewhere doing crazy stuff all the time.
Count Zero
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posted on 3-15-2016 at 03:37 AM
I dunno about 'tainted forever', because we've (mostly) come to admit Randy Orton isn't terribad, and he's got the most
Roman-like career I can think of at the moment. But it's pretty safe to say that Roman =could've= been much more, had they not ballsed
this up so bad.
Or maybe Roman is a 17 year old pigeon with a limp.
That's cold.
Originally posted by williamssl
"That hasn't stopped us from doing this shit before!"
"Checkmate, sir. Checkmate"
merc
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posted on 3-15-2016 at 03:39 AM
In the middle of that mayhem, as HHH staggers up the ramp, when RR comes around the corner he still hi fives a little kid at the corner. Nice moment
for one kid. On a larger scale, not the best of ideas.
"A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools." D.
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posted on 3-15-2016 at 03:41 AM
quote:Originally posted by Count Zero
I dunno about 'tainted forever', because we've (mostly) come to admit Randy Orton isn't terribad, and he's got the most
Roman-like career I can think of at the moment. But it's pretty safe to say that Roman =could've= been much more, had they not ballsed
this up so bad.
Yeah, that was probably too harsh. If he turns heel, it'd probably really help him in the long run.
But he'll be babyface forever. So wait, no, I was right, tainted forever.
I really hope he turns is what I'm saying.
This isn't even a Cena like argument. I think we all know every arena is electric and Cena demands everyone's attention and moves tons of
merch. Roman is not like that in any regard, and it just sucks seeing this play out so long while everyone kind of resents/is apathetic to the guy.
S Kid J E T S 48
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posted on 3-15-2016 at 03:41 AM
quote:Originally posted by merc
In the middle of that mayhem, as HHH staggers up the ramp, when RR comes around the corner he still hi fives a little kid at the corner. Nice moment
for one kid. On a larger scale, not the best of ideas.
If he's going to be damned to the John Cena demos, he might as well embrace it.
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posted on 3-15-2016 at 03:42 AM
Lillian does not look good tonight.
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posted on 3-15-2016 at 03:42 AM
As if listening to Cole wasn't enough, he can't even say words properly. It's INTRODUCING, not INTERDUCING.
And the golden lady of OO does the same shit too. It's really hard to listen to.
S Kid J E T S 48
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posted on 3-15-2016 at 03:43 AM
I heart heel Jericho.
Count Zero
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posted on 3-15-2016 at 03:46 AM
quote:Originally posted by da1rocksez
As if listening to Cole wasn't enough, he can't even say words properly. It's INTRODUCING, not INTERDUCING.
And the golden lady of OO does the same shit too. It's really hard to listen to.
Enunciation is a lost art.. I feel your pain, I
really do.
Originally posted by williamssl
"That hasn't stopped us from doing this shit before!"
"Checkmate, sir. Checkmate"
merc
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posted on 3-15-2016 at 03:49 AM
quote:Originally posted by S Kid J E T S 48
I heart heel Jericho.
Yep, from starting out old school Flair (shut up fatboy!) and calling out some poor 9 year old. Just perfect!
"A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools." D.
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posted on 3-15-2016 at 03:49 AM
quote:Originally posted by S Kid J E T S 48
quote:Originally posted by CM Crunk
Roman returns. To just about the reaction most of us expected. One thing that's intriguing, however, is Roman making his entrance via the ramp
and not through the crowd. Could Sin Cara's gimp suit not be the only bit of foreshadowing tonight?
Is he foreshadowing a new fear of walking down stairs?
Did anybody else check to see if Roman was chewing gum, because I did't think to check on account of everyone marking the fuck out.
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janerd75
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posted on 3-15-2016 at 03:51 AM
I'll take a Phenomenal punch over a Superman one any day.
The science is settled: Fuck Everybody
merc
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posted on 3-15-2016 at 03:52 AM
Jericho on the audible. Was a Styles run in planned?
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posted on 3-15-2016 at 03:54 AM
Ugh. "The Phenomenal Forearm"? That's what they're going with?!Was "Styles Crash" too similar to what his actual finish was called in
NJPW?
That said, Jericho vs. Styles is probably the runner up to Lesnar vs. Ambrose for Wrestlemania match I'm most looking forward to.
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posted on 3-15-2016 at 03:54 AM
Taker: "So Kane went to this therapy thing, and when he & I have our phone chats on the weekend, he told me a lot about the stuff he learned there.
I've decided to try some of it on you two, because I don't really want to throw my dead ass around Hell In A Cell anymore."
The main event promo ends with Vince & Shane hugging it out, and everybody gangs up on StepHHH.
Originally posted by williamssl
"That hasn't stopped us from doing this shit before!"
"Checkmate, sir. Checkmate"
janerd75
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posted on 3-15-2016 at 04:09 AM
Has Shane been watching Reigns and Orton promos to get himself back in shape too?
The science is settled: Fuck Everybody
Nobledictator1278
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posted on 3-15-2016 at 04:11 AM
Bad last segment.
Paddlefoot
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posted on 3-15-2016 at 04:18 AM
Bad year for libraries. Bad year for America.
- Mr. Bookman
You know, everyone says it's not supposed to make sense, like that's the whole point, dude. And I'm just saying, you know,
that's like an excuse for lazy storytelling. Just don't sell me shite and tell me it's gold, all right? I might be stoned, but
I'm not high. You know what I mean?
- Cassidy from Preacher, commenting on The Big Lebowski and/or professional wrestling
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posted on 3-15-2016 at 04:19 AM
"Never seen Roman Reigns like this before!"
/fires up TLC 2015 on the Network
"Never mind."
When it Reigns, it bores.
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posted on 3-15-2016 at 04:29 AM
After that last segment, I'm pretty firmly convinced that Taker is going to lose intentionally to Shane at WrestleMania. I can already picture
him having Shane beat, about to go for the pin, when he sees Vince cackling outside the ring and reveling in Shane's impending loss. Then Taker
stares at Vince, shakes his head "no," and lays down on the mat, pulling an unconscious Shane on top of him for the three count to the horror of
Vince.
Also, I think Triple H/Reigns is about the least excited I've been for a WrestleMania WWE title match since Triple H/Orton from WrestleMania
XXV. It's only saving grace is seeing what the crowd reaction is going to be and it honestly wouldn't shock me at this point if they
decided to call an audible and have Taker/Shane or Brock/Ambrose go on last.
janerd75
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posted on 3-15-2016 at 04:31 AM
quote:Originally posted by Paddlefoot
Bad year for libraries. Bad year for America.
I feel your pain, I
really do.
