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posted on 4-3-2016 at 01:02 AM Edit Post
Is that the "shocked face" dude from when UT lost to Brock? Taker, uh, looks not so spry in that pic. Good that his name is the Deadman, I guess.





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posted on 4-3-2016 at 08:04 PM Edit Post
Cageside is reporting the possibility of a big return for WM that, well...please god no........



Please let this floating rumour stay the floater that it is until it can be properly flushed after tonight's show.





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posted on 4-3-2016 at 08:52 PM Edit Post
I guess that's one way to guarantee that someone there will get booed more than Roman is gonna be.





You know, everyone says it's not supposed to make sense, like that's the whole point, dude. And I'm just saying, you know, that's like an excuse for lazy storytelling. Just don't sell me shite and tell me it's gold, all right? I might be stoned, but I'm not high. You know what I mean?
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posted on 4-3-2016 at 10:18 PM Edit Post
With WWE's recent history, they'll bring him in as a babyface ala Batista.





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posted on 4-4-2016 at 12:10 AM Edit Post
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Originally posted by janerd75
Cageside is reporting the possibility of a big return for WM that, well...please god no........



Please let this floating rumour stay the floater that it is until it can be properly flushed after tonight's show.



If this happens....





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posted on 4-4-2016 at 12:51 AM Edit Post
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If this happens....


...Ryback should find me. He should cunt me...

That makes no sense-ish, but standing on my head and intestinally chugging Crown doesn't either...





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posted on 4-4-2016 at 01:25 AM Edit Post
It would be one of the most Dixie Carter things WWE has ever done.





You know, everyone says it's not supposed to make sense, like that's the whole point, dude. And I'm just saying, you know, that's like an excuse for lazy storytelling. Just don't sell me shite and tell me it's gold, all right? I might be stoned, but I'm not high. You know what I mean?
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posted on 4-4-2016 at 06:12 PM Edit Post
Are we on the precipice of the long clamored for heel turn?

http://uproxx.com/prowrestling/roman-reigns-today-calls-out-john-cena/

What happens when the boos of begrudging admiration go 1-on-1 with the boos of apathy?

Ladies & Gentlemen: Summer Slam 2016!





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posted on 4-4-2016 at 06:28 PM Edit Post
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Originally posted by Dyn-O-Mite
Are we on the precipice of the long clamored for heel turn?

http://uproxx.com/prowrestling/roman-reigns-today-calls-out-john-cena/

What happens when the boos of begrudging admiration go 1-on-1 with the boos of apathy?

Ladies & Gentlemen: Summer Slam 2016!
Cena actually got cheered last night. I'm actually inclined to think Cena will get cheered in this unless Roman turns heel in which Roman will be cheered.

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posted on 4-4-2016 at 06:56 PM Edit Post
Watching the show again, they already dubbed over "Thunderstruck" by AC/DC used during the Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders dance. If they are going to automatically dub over a song they use, how about not use it to begin with?
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posted on 4-4-2016 at 07:30 PM Edit Post
If they don't turn Roman (hee hee, I first typed Ramon) - If they don't turn Ramon tonight they're not going to turn him. So fuck it, let's wait and see if common sense or complete ignorance of reality wins out...

"Come on heel turn, hey batta' batta' batta'.....Swing!!"





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posted on 4-4-2016 at 07:34 PM Edit Post
Wait, I got it. There's your next parallel WWE universe feud....

Ramon Reigns vs Juan Cena.







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posted on 4-4-2016 at 08:59 PM Edit Post
WWE announces they have reached a record 1.82 million subscribers to the WWE Network:

http://411mania.com/wrestling/wwe-network-reaches-1-82-million-subscribers/

We will see how the numbers change after the free trials for those that signed up to watch Wrestlemania expires, but damn, that is an impressive number.

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posted on 4-4-2016 at 09:32 PM Edit Post
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Watching the show again, they already dubbed over "Thunderstruck" by AC/DC used during the Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders dance. If they are going to automatically dub over a song they use, how about not use it to begin with?


What did they dub it with?

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posted on 4-4-2016 at 10:02 PM Edit Post
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Watching the show again, they already dubbed over "Thunderstruck" by AC/DC used during the Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders dance. If they are going to automatically dub over a song they use, how about not use it to begin with?


What did they dub it with?


The Benny Hill Show theme song.





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posted on 4-4-2016 at 10:20 PM Edit Post
I am graphically incompetent.

[Edited on 4-4-2016 by merc]





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posted on 4-4-2016 at 10:24 PM Edit Post
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Originally posted by janerd75
Cageside is reporting the possibility of a big return for WM that, well...please god no........



Please let this floating rumour stay the floater that it is until it can be properly flushed after tonight's show.


Janny ole boy ya know I marginally tolerate ya, but this is the most recent example. FFS peeps, for,the love of the interweb, can we please leave the stupid shit from other wrassling webplaces right where it's festerin?

In this case, as most it was wrong, no one had

[Edited on 4-4-2016 by merc]

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posted on 4-4-2016 at 11:45 PM Edit Post
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quote:
Originally posted by janerd75
Cageside is reporting the possibility of a big return for WM that, well...please god no........

[img]http/:thankchristgoldbrickdidn'tshowup.jpg[ /img]

Please let this floating rumour stay the floater that it is until it can be properly flushed after tonight's show.


Janny ole boy ya know I marginally tolerate ya, but this is the most recent example. FFS peeps, for,the love of the interweb, can we please leave the stupid shit from other wrassling webplaces right where it's festerin?

[img]http/:jesuschristthisimageisyuuuge.jpg[ /img]



But...but...something...something...Rumor Crap...





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posted on 4-5-2016 at 06:43 AM Edit Post
Probably more reality than rumor given its accuracy, but here's a fun lil' Reddit AMA dump from someone apparently behind the scenes. Interesting Q and A session to be sure.

https://www.reddit.com/r/SquaredCircle/comments/4dch01/amaa_time_lets_talk_wrestling/





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posted on 4-5-2016 at 07:54 AM Edit Post
Hmmm. Someone who likes gyros and says Emma is really mean. Who could it be?





You know, everyone says it's not supposed to make sense, like that's the whole point, dude. And I'm just saying, you know, that's like an excuse for lazy storytelling. Just don't sell me shite and tell me it's gold, all right? I might be stoned, but I'm not high. You know what I mean?
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posted on 4-5-2016 at 08:05 AM Edit Post
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Vince: Boys you have to grab that brass ring
Dean: Hey Vince let me beat the snot out of Brock with a Brass Ring.

Vince: Put that away Dean. Brass Rings are for people who grab them!
Dean: But I'm holding it, I grabbed it.

Vince: No Dean you have to be given the Brass Ring to grab it, damn it! Look at Roman over there he figured it out (stares admiringly).

Dean: But... nevermind...
That's from one of the askers, not the answerer, but it's just as true as the rest of the very apparently-true insider stuff.



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posted on 4-5-2016 at 01:00 PM Edit Post
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Originally posted by royberto
Watching the show again, they already dubbed over "Thunderstruck" by AC/DC used during the Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders dance. If they are going to automatically dub over a song they use, how about not use it to begin with?


What did they dub it with?
Some generic music that vaguely sounds like AC/DC.

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posted on 4-5-2016 at 02:55 PM Edit Post
Sami Zayn injured again? Is he this generation's Wade Barrett?

http://www.dailywrestlingnews.com/top-wwe-superstar-injured-on-tonights-raw/





You know, everyone says it's not supposed to make sense, like that's the whole point, dude. And I'm just saying, you know, that's like an excuse for lazy storytelling. Just don't sell me shite and tell me it's gold, all right? I might be stoned, but I'm not high. You know what I mean?
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posted on 4-5-2016 at 03:21 PM Edit Post
I've been saying it for years: WWE's picking these guys from the indies too late. It seems only now they have their eyes on he indies with much less focus on developing home-grown talent, so hopefully they start picking guys out before they ruin their bodies back in the indies. If you followed Generico/Zayn's Indy career like I did, you know what he did to his body.

If he's actually injured, this is reaaaaalllly shitty and will affect his career going forward

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posted on 4-5-2016 at 03:37 PM Edit Post
* The Sami Zayn injury was simply an angle to allow Cesaro to return in the main event according to PWI insider

* Rumors abound that the end of the Authority angle is at hand. Word is that both HHH and Steph will be taking a long break away from TV.

* Wade Barrett's contract expires in late spring and he has already sent feelers out to Japan.

* Brie Bella's retirement will be used as a major plot point in next season's Total Divas

*Apparently, the boos at Mania and last night at RAW really bothered Reigns and he need to be "counseled" by Vince and others on how to handle the negative reaction properly. Nevertheless, there are no plans for a heel turn and will keep the belt at least until SummerSlam.



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