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Author: Subject: OOfficial Discussion Thread for: RAW (April 25, 2016)
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posted on 4-26-2016 at 07:26 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
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*I still think we're only a short time away from John Kassir mistakenly sticking his hand up Flair's ass and cutting a promo.



This is Flash's fault. And probably my parents. But right now let's just stick with Flash as The Reason.









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posted on 4-26-2016 at 07:33 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
With that big red welt on his forehead last night I thought ol' Ric might be channeling Al Davis from just before the end.



Gah!

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posted on 4-26-2016 at 07:40 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
I am...concerned...aboot what they have in store if Bret shows up at Payback. I hope Vince and Bukkuky don't have plans on them tussling as I figure Flair and Brett at this point would look like Kenny and Gerald thinking they're fighting in the Boobopolis for the hand of the King's daughter when in reality they're rolling around in their underwear slapfighting in a sandbox in front of the townsfolk all hopped up on cat piss fumes.





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posted on 4-26-2016 at 07:48 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Flair interferes mid-match. Bret confronts him. Flair in retreat makes his way back up the entrance ramp, with Bret following. Both are removed from the equation.

Charlotte gets herself DQ'd. Nattie wins, but Charlotte retains.





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posted on 4-26-2016 at 09:20 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
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I don't watch NXT (yes I know I should), so my first exposure to Enzo and Cass has been on the RAW roster.

Someone made a comment in one of the RAW threads post-WM about their entrance shtick running the risk of getting old fast. Focus group of 1 here, but that has happened.

Last week they mixed the middle up a quite a bit, but the bookends (and especially the S-A-F-W-T shit) is at "mute or FF it" levels already.
[Edited on 4-26-2016 by williamssl]
See, I'm on the other end of the debate. I enjoyed the New Age Outlaws doing the same "ladies & gentlemen, boys & girls, Etc etc etc" all the time. If you change it up, then you're depriving the (paying) live crowd a chance to Sing Along With Whoever. IF YOU SMELLLLLLLLLLL works the same way, cuz STONE COLD SAID SO. Audience participation is desireable, even if it doesn't always play the same on tv.

Though I do think that "sawft" is kind of.. It's like "Do u even lift, bro" all in one word. It seems like it could get dated as soon as society moves on to the next buzzword/internet-meme.

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posted on 4-27-2016 at 12:43 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
The sawft thing is good...setting up with the "one word" thing needs to go. And that's the great thing, there's plenty of room for a hot new team to get BETTER.

Enzo and Cass are also an example of NXT working to develop talent. Enzo had no prior experience, and Cass had next to none.

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posted on 4-27-2016 at 01:17 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
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The sawft thing is good...setting up with the "one word" thing needs to go. And that's the great thing, there's plenty of room for a hot new team to get BETTER.
Part of me honestly believes that the "one word" setup is supposed to allude to the "And if you're not down with that, WE GOT TWO WORDS FOR YA~~!!!" that His Assness used to do.

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posted on 4-27-2016 at 02:00 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Yep - reeks of Ass





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posted on 4-27-2016 at 02:27 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Oh he's a Cass man, yeahhhhhhh a Cass man....
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posted on 4-27-2016 at 02:39 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
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Oh he's a Cass man, yeahhhhhhh a Cass man....


He loves to stick 'em, he loves to lick 'em

Hmmm... a gimmick where you sing about your zest for both anal sex and analingus ... no wonder Austin wanted nothing to do with Gunn.

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posted on 4-27-2016 at 03:39 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
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Oh he's a Cass man, yeahhhhhhh a Cass man....


He's a tall glass of shitty Korean beer.





WWE needs to promote Carmella to the main roster so we can get on with the Korean drama inspired love triangle storyline. POST HASTE!





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posted on 4-27-2016 at 09:47 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
I imagine Enzo and Cass will change their schtick at some point after they've had a chance to roll around in the money they're going to make from merchandising SAWFT and You Can't Teach That t-shirts. They've been on the main roster for three/four weeks and, if you've been around kids, you know they LOVE to repeat shit over and over again.





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posted on 4-27-2016 at 11:55 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
That also applies applies to 30-something year old men. They love to repeat this shit over and over again.





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posted on 4-28-2016 at 12:13 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
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That also applies applies to 30-something year old men. They love to repeat this shit over and over again.


Can't tell if intentional illustration or delicious irony.





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Can't tell if intentional illustration or delicious irony.

He thinks it's pretty tasty. Who are we to disagree?





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